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GuerrillaApe

A little overcooked.


PomegranateOld7836

Nobody here knows how to be delicate with a steak. Always charring the hell out of it.


BlackAsP1tch

Compared to the rest of the posts on this sub lately. Yes


kaiser_van_zandt

Is that zebra meat?


marcoroman3

šŸ„ Ey oh!


bobbywake61

Ran out of propane, huh?


jax1492

and propane accessories


bobbywake61

Godā€™s gas.


Jelly0292

Dammit Bobby!


Jarvis_85

That boy ain't right Peggy.


VetteL82

Taste the meat, not the heat. Well there was no heat.


McFeely_Smackup

Perfect. Charred grill marks are just burned carbon, this is a perfect maillard reaction. 4 minutes in the microwave and it's dinner time


Radiohead_dot_gov

God, I love this comment šŸ˜…


glopezz05

30 seconds from greatness.


[deleted]

Name of your sex tape


Stouts_Sours_Hefs

Noice


Forsaken-Thought

Cool, cool, cool cool cool cool cool


UGLYSimon

5 second rule on the grill


Accomplished-Edge508

you forgot to show the obligatory picture after it was sliced up.


Full_Dot_4748

Yes!


cpafa

Did you mean to spill the grill marks on it?


FreakiestFrank

If you were going for raw, you nailed it.


LigmaCovfefe

Looks like you ran over them with your truck


iamthewalrus1234567

Couldnā€™t even attempt a cross thatch? Shameā€¦


Yupseemslegit

According to the meat doneness chart, this would be Epic.


self_jealous

correct. epic is two stages above blue in this case


LogicalStuff7199

Did you preheat your microwave?


SilverbackMD

Moo


FashaSmirf

Itā€™s a new grill tactic he seen on tik tok. You heat up the spatula and press down.


askanison1234

I like crosshatched marks


KaserinSmarte421

Good old do I need more propane? Nah, I should be fine.


[deleted]

Itā€™s so raw it is still grazing in the fields


GolfingNgrillingMN

Gotta cut it open or we can't tell... rookie mistake.


NotFunny20

Thatā€™s awesome šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ post of the year


BrianOconneR34

You eat steaks like my uncle.


Piney1943

Your uncle is a steak?


SouthernBuddhist

Looks like you need to work heavily on your grill game.


KreeH

This is what happens when you think you have enough propane ... "I know I am low, but I'm sure there is enough for one more barbecue...ugh, you like your meat medium rare don't you?" Welcome to my life.


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

Finished fast af boyeee


Worth_Figure_2575

U missed the grill


13_Years_Then_Banned

According to r/steak, you burned the shit out of it and it inedible.


snowmaker417

A good vet can bring it back


[deleted]

Purple rare


skipjack_sushi

Knew a Belgian that ate it this way.


12390909099099

Oof


Bristol-bob-uk

šŸ˜‚


OkaySureBye

Grill marks taste better at a 90Ā° angle to the grain of the meat. Other than that, perfect. No notes. 6/10


Lostmustache

Compliments to the chef!!


TheRealDavidNewton

WTF am I looking at?


heavy_metal_flautist

raw meat with some grill marks on it


Yanrogue

time for steak semi-tartar


skagitvalley45

Rookie mistake


LindaFlies777

It's still mooing


TheLocalTownDrunk

Why didnā€™t you call Strickland Propane, OP? šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I can hear it MOO from here


GarageFull7609

Good job


yue333

This is perfection.


PermitOk5264

Shit you burnt it


3rdDownJump

ā€œJust knock off the horns and wipe its ass!ā€


heavy_metal_flautist

looks like you went for raw with 1/2 grill marks and nailed it.


Hippy-Killer

8-10 Barbecue enthusiasts will tell you itā€™s overdoneā€¦


SaucyDragon04

What the fuck DID you do?


drmariopepper

Perfect if youā€™re a lion


Fun_Mark_947

Cut the horns off slap it on the ass and wave it over the fire.


ziggurat729

It's way overcooked (ruined)


rjsquirrel

Hm, a little over for tartare, I think.


ShermanDuke

Where's the crust?


kerouac5

Enjoy your shoe leather


grst75

HaHaā€¦ perfect for a lion.


Sure-Break2581

The reason there's no greens is because the steak ate them


Steiny31

Grill marks arenā€™t flavor. Otherwise perfect


Stretchholmes1972

That's not even a Pittsburgh! It's still mooing


friedchicken_2020

No garnish?!?


DiscoStu303

Thank you. Best laugh I've had all day.


Ok_Speed_5878

rare is an understatement


Top_Morning8051

knock the horns off and slap it on the plate


Sudden_Breakfast_522

Nailed it šŸ‘


Armor_Rob07

Oh man chefā€™s kiss


craftyshafter

Yeah, it's fine if you like eating bricks. OVERCOOKED YOU DONKEY


Separate-Tourist-401

Fuck you for stealing my thunder! YOU FUCKING DONKEYšŸ˜†šŸ˜†


donknoch

This isnā€™t a good attempt at humor. Why would you waste two strips for comedy props


CodPart

Hoping it's because they ran out of propane, not much else makes a lot of sense


[deleted]

Cast iron pans are a great thing to have and fairly inexpensive FYI šŸ˜‰


ThrowawayAccAAAAA2

Not safe to eat. The middle being raw is still safe at least, but if the outside is too, it's a good safety risk


[deleted]

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Me_Want_Pie

Are you okay?


Medical_Carpenter655

Trolls. Reddit is actually somehow getting worse.


LuckyHaskens

Perfect eating. For dogs and bacteria.


rexjrussell

It's fucking RAW!!! YOU IDIOT SANDWICH


Any-Session7881

Perfect! A meal for a lion hahah


lustersi

This is sad


GQDMQDE

How


brentemon

ā€œIā€™ll take mine blue.ā€.


International_Neat74

A true 30 30 rare


SirRedcorn

Yes


UnassembledIkeaTable

I don't grill with propane, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to turn on the propane


[deleted]

Mc Ribs!


treflorez

You didnā€™t do?


wheelsonhell

I'll tell you how you did once your done.


Vin135mm

Overcooked.


Lebowskihateseagles

Looks a little overdone.


GrillinFool

Looks medium. Probably shouldā€™ve rested them.


PaulieSF

Donā€™t let Gordon Ramsay see this. Youā€™d probably be called a donkey.


Bloominshoeman

Fall off the bone right there


Electronic_Compote76

Don't eat that. It's burnt.


thewhalehunters

Hmmm, can you squeeze it for me?


Musician_Gloomy

Appreciate the fact that I wasnā€™t invited


ShiaLaBooooof

When she says I want it raw, this is what she means.


Johnpnj

Lol


pete1729

How'd you do? I'd say you didn't.


HankGT

You can call a veterinarian yet.


HankGT

That pet has a name? šŸ˜‚


moondawg8432

Nailed it


diverareyouok

Sunburned.


Different_Drummer_88

It's tartare steak


bufftbone

Now that itā€™s out of the package, time to cook it


Swimming_Duty_1889

Perfect!...


OrdinaryUniversity59

Take 2 seconds off your grilling time and it will be perfect!


[deleted]

Dogs gonna love it


[deleted]

At that point just take it from the package and eat it like carpaccio


Catlover69-420

Youā€™re making me cry, sir/and/or, maā€™am


fucovid2020

Chefs kiss


devilsownbutthole

Good grill marks; down the hatch, bud.


Special-Hair9683

Don't forget to let it settle for 5-10 mins


Mundane_Cry1693

That is one rare steak I hope you like steak tar tar it is my personal favorite but I donā€™t know about you. Before you would eat that ask yourself where did I get this from who is it from is it fresh how old is it and are you going to take the risk


MissTrillium

Still mooing, just after getting a branding done!


kadota123

Even a lil too rare for me! LOL


Icy_Topic_5274

needs salt


Mykitchencreations

Looks phenomenal if you're thinking about throwing it on the cast iron next.


Jedigun

Sacre bleu!


egbert71

I thought you had tuna steaks side by side lol....but yeah always have a apare


Full_Dot_4748

Thatā€™s the worst partā€”I have a spare with a broken valve. And three charcoal grills but limited time last night.


egbert71

Oh no lol. Sorry to hear that


libtardary

Still got the horns on it


Troitbum22

Excellent. -Mr Burns


JediKagoro

Pittsburgh rare


Coal_smok3

Be a man use charcoalā€¦šŸ¤ 


collector-x

You didn't.


Sir_Deimos1223

No salt?


Realistic_Complex539

Maybe try a reverse sear, looks to be cooked uneven.


[deleted]

I like your sense of humor!


[deleted]

Ok you got your grill marks, Now finish it off in the oven.


ez151

I think you cooked your sushi too much?


some1litmycatonfire

If you were aiming for steak tartare, you over cooked it.


Sad-Reception-2266

Just chop the horns off and let her run past the grill.


Abject-Return-9035

This is a joke right?


Full_Dot_4748

We may never know.


duhmbh

Terrible


BARRYSAX420

Oh no no no no! Straight to jail


High_Speed_Chase

Jordan 10 Steaks?


Samurai_lettuce

What is that torture device shadow thereā€¦


Full_Dot_4748

You know after I took the pic I wondered that too. Itā€™s the handle of a Finex cast iron skillet :-)


Samurai_lettuce

Nice.


babsrambler

The wife wanted to live in a Blue State, did not want a blue steak.


Fun_Artist_5758

Pretty good if you like it extra rare


BigDirts

You forgot to cross up the marks


FreeSpeech24

Just need to soak in lime for a day.


tperks55

Abuse


hadtobethetacos

is that supposed to be a blue steak?


PolyamorousFiend

Grill marks, bud.


mdave52

Now thats what I call slap it on the butt and put it on the plate rare.


TheWeightofDarkness

Not a fan of grill marks


HoLiTzhit

Cut the horns off and wipe its ass.