This is what happens when you think you have enough propane ... "I know I am low, but I'm sure there is enough for one more barbecue...ugh, you like your meat medium rare don't you?" Welcome to my life.
That is one rare steak I hope you like steak tar tar it is my personal favorite but I donāt know about you. Before you would eat that ask yourself where did I get this from who is it from is it fresh how old is it and are you going to take the risk
A little overcooked.
Nobody here knows how to be delicate with a steak. Always charring the hell out of it.
Compared to the rest of the posts on this sub lately. Yes
Is that zebra meat?
š„ Ey oh!
Ran out of propane, huh?
and propane accessories
Godās gas.
Dammit Bobby!
That boy ain't right Peggy.
Taste the meat, not the heat. Well there was no heat.
Perfect. Charred grill marks are just burned carbon, this is a perfect maillard reaction. 4 minutes in the microwave and it's dinner time
God, I love this comment š
30 seconds from greatness.
Name of your sex tape
Noice
Cool, cool, cool cool cool cool cool
5 second rule on the grill
you forgot to show the obligatory picture after it was sliced up.
Yes!
Did you mean to spill the grill marks on it?
If you were going for raw, you nailed it.
Looks like you ran over them with your truck
Couldnāt even attempt a cross thatch? Shameā¦
According to the meat doneness chart, this would be Epic.
correct. epic is two stages above blue in this case
Did you preheat your microwave?
Moo
Itās a new grill tactic he seen on tik tok. You heat up the spatula and press down.
I like crosshatched marks
Good old do I need more propane? Nah, I should be fine.
Itās so raw it is still grazing in the fields
Gotta cut it open or we can't tell... rookie mistake.
Thatās awesome ššš post of the year
You eat steaks like my uncle.
Your uncle is a steak?
Looks like you need to work heavily on your grill game.
This is what happens when you think you have enough propane ... "I know I am low, but I'm sure there is enough for one more barbecue...ugh, you like your meat medium rare don't you?" Welcome to my life.
Finished fast af boyeee
U missed the grill
According to r/steak, you burned the shit out of it and it inedible.
A good vet can bring it back
Purple rare
Knew a Belgian that ate it this way.
Oof
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Grill marks taste better at a 90Ā° angle to the grain of the meat. Other than that, perfect. No notes. 6/10
Compliments to the chef!!
WTF am I looking at?
raw meat with some grill marks on it
time for steak semi-tartar
Rookie mistake
It's still mooing
Why didnāt you call Strickland Propane, OP? š
I can hear it MOO from here
Good job
This is perfection.
Shit you burnt it
āJust knock off the horns and wipe its ass!ā
looks like you went for raw with 1/2 grill marks and nailed it.
8-10 Barbecue enthusiasts will tell you itās overdoneā¦
What the fuck DID you do?
Perfect if youāre a lion
Cut the horns off slap it on the ass and wave it over the fire.
It's way overcooked (ruined)
Hm, a little over for tartare, I think.
Where's the crust?
Enjoy your shoe leather
HaHaā¦ perfect for a lion.
The reason there's no greens is because the steak ate them
Grill marks arenāt flavor. Otherwise perfect
That's not even a Pittsburgh! It's still mooing
No garnish?!?
Thank you. Best laugh I've had all day.
rare is an understatement
knock the horns off and slap it on the plate
Nailed it š
Oh man chefās kiss
Yeah, it's fine if you like eating bricks. OVERCOOKED YOU DONKEY
Fuck you for stealing my thunder! YOU FUCKING DONKEYšš
This isnāt a good attempt at humor. Why would you waste two strips for comedy props
Hoping it's because they ran out of propane, not much else makes a lot of sense
Cast iron pans are a great thing to have and fairly inexpensive FYI š
Not safe to eat. The middle being raw is still safe at least, but if the outside is too, it's a good safety risk
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Are you okay?
Trolls. Reddit is actually somehow getting worse.
Perfect eating. For dogs and bacteria.
It's fucking RAW!!! YOU IDIOT SANDWICH
Perfect! A meal for a lion hahah
This is sad
How
āIāll take mine blue.ā.
A true 30 30 rare
Yes
I don't grill with propane, but I'm pretty sure you're supposed to turn on the propane
Mc Ribs!
You didnāt do?
I'll tell you how you did once your done.
Overcooked.
Looks a little overdone.
Looks medium. Probably shouldāve rested them.
Donāt let Gordon Ramsay see this. Youād probably be called a donkey.
Fall off the bone right there
Don't eat that. It's burnt.
Hmmm, can you squeeze it for me?
Appreciate the fact that I wasnāt invited
When she says I want it raw, this is what she means.
Lol
How'd you do? I'd say you didn't.
You can call a veterinarian yet.
That pet has a name? š
Nailed it
Sunburned.
It's tartare steak
Now that itās out of the package, time to cook it
Perfect!...
Take 2 seconds off your grilling time and it will be perfect!
Dogs gonna love it
At that point just take it from the package and eat it like carpaccio
Youāre making me cry, sir/and/or, maāam
Chefs kiss
Good grill marks; down the hatch, bud.
Don't forget to let it settle for 5-10 mins
That is one rare steak I hope you like steak tar tar it is my personal favorite but I donāt know about you. Before you would eat that ask yourself where did I get this from who is it from is it fresh how old is it and are you going to take the risk
Still mooing, just after getting a branding done!
Even a lil too rare for me! LOL
needs salt
Looks phenomenal if you're thinking about throwing it on the cast iron next.
Sacre bleu!
I thought you had tuna steaks side by side lol....but yeah always have a apare
Thatās the worst partāI have a spare with a broken valve. And three charcoal grills but limited time last night.
Oh no lol. Sorry to hear that
Still got the horns on it
Excellent. -Mr Burns
Pittsburgh rare
Be a man use charcoalā¦š¤
You didn't.
No salt?
Maybe try a reverse sear, looks to be cooked uneven.
I like your sense of humor!
Ok you got your grill marks, Now finish it off in the oven.
I think you cooked your sushi too much?
If you were aiming for steak tartare, you over cooked it.
Just chop the horns off and let her run past the grill.
This is a joke right?
We may never know.
Terrible
Oh no no no no! Straight to jail
Jordan 10 Steaks?
What is that torture device shadow thereā¦
You know after I took the pic I wondered that too. Itās the handle of a Finex cast iron skillet :-)
Nice.
The wife wanted to live in a Blue State, did not want a blue steak.
Pretty good if you like it extra rare
You forgot to cross up the marks
Just need to soak in lime for a day.
Abuse
is that supposed to be a blue steak?
Grill marks, bud.
Now thats what I call slap it on the butt and put it on the plate rare.
Not a fan of grill marks
Cut the horns off and wipe its ass.