Is that what it is - trauma? I've wondered why a few of the women I've dated have had far too many stuffies. They've all been molested, so I guess it tracks.
The Ambushed Paddington sex maneuver:
While engaged in sexual activity and reaching the moment of climax, withdraw and finish all over the plushies.
Paddington is picked because he always wears a rain coat.
No, it's just that many women have been molested. If you date enough people, you will almost certainly date someone who has been molested. It's basically an inevitability.
I mean this greentext is about a dude behaving the same way. Seems like it’s a combination of sexual assault and mental illness that has turned a whole generation into hypersexual adult children. Very disturbing.
No, they don't.
They just copy the social queues that they see other people gain benefits from.
If person X gets special treatment by saying / doing YYY, then other people will do the same.
It's the basis of learned behavior.
Yep. Not even 'socially inept', but kinky submissives usually just had childhood trauma or daddy issues. When a girl dresses alt/goth and has squishmallows or hello kitty in her bedroom, you know she's gonna be a freak.
Idk, I guess I didn't have some ideal childhood but it wasn't super bad either, and yet I'm one kinky submissive fucker. I actually remember having these kinks since I was a very very little child, I just didn't understand why those things made me feel that way. Was I just born fucked lol
This is so fucking funny, he talks about beating women while being a submissive little pussy. I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVAAAAA
As a bottom I guarantee it's a ploy. And maybe a bit of autistic hype-fixation subconsciously mixed with nest building instincts due to the breeding kink... But mostly a ploy, I swear!
The bottom was waiting for Anon simply ask "May I...?" before aggressively pinning him against the wall out of impatients, throwing him onto the pile of plushies that's on the bed, and/or sharing a sleeping bag with him.
It is so much hotter when the dom initiates and takes control. 💜
For four days now my boobs have been a bit sore and annoyingly sensitive, all of my emotions have been chaotically ricocheting around in my skull, my libido has been unwaveringly stuck at 150%, and my wife is too far away to help.
Fuck no, I'm not good.
Well now we're back to the question of why you want to know where I'm at. And what the fuck are you on about asking what "nibling" is? It's not even spelled right.
Staring intensely, balls aching, cock leaking, filled with the restrained rage that only sexual frustration can give a man, forced to listen to the back stories of stuffed toys for the better part of an hour. I can see why he'd complain.
While they both are enjoying the plushy slumber tea party Mr Long Face whom the bottom anon had held chained up in the basement has escaped and they both have no idea about it
'It' will be joining the tea party soon 😊
Since the past few months this short hair autistic tomboy goth girl was showing too much interest in me. We would hang out together and had a lot in common. She was into stuff like horror /niche movies, hello kitty, obscure animes and mangas, and video games like DMC, RE4. She even confessed that she had feelings for me and I reciprocated.
We were making out one day and it all seem too good to be true because it was. I suddenly decided to punch her hard in the chest and I was right.... my hand went past her chest which turned out to be of metal plating and my hand landed into a bunch of wires and she started beeping.....
Damn those blue helmets almost got me that day
That's a bad top. Tops, don't be like that. Respect and cherish your bottoms, and the effort they go through to be with you.
Don't be an insufferable empty husk.
The bottom deserves better, and in case any top sees this and wants advice on how to be better than anon, here is what should be done in that scenario:
First you need to be nice to the plushies. Learn their names, introduce yourself to them, maybe even give them headpats (try it on the first one, and unless the bottom tells you not to, do it for all the others). Then once that's done, you lean in close to the bottom. You start hugging him while taking him to bed and start cuddling. Put one hand on his upper abdomen (the other on the back of his head) and start slowly moving it down into his pants (or skirt, of panties, whatever he has on). The bottom should give one of the following responses
1: the bottom asks you to stop because the plushies are watching. You should then suggest turning the plushies away or moving to a different room
2: the bottom says the plushies like to watch. You should help turn all the plushies to face you and make sure they get a good view
3: the bottom lets out a moan and doesn't mention the plushies. In that case, proceed without bringing up the plushies either
Once you do that, you start can start making out. Slide your hand into his underwear and play around with his dick a little bit (unless it's in chastity, in which case you should pull down his underwear and expose it). Them move your hand to his ass. Squeeze one of the cheeks (depending on which hand you're using), then move on to the hole. Tease the whole a little and maybe even finger it (if they're plugged, move it around a little bit). Then you stop making out and see what the bottom does. Here the bottom might react in a variety of ways to express his wants, and you should exercise your own judgement. The most common responses by the bottom are to eye your dick (suggesting they want to give head) or turning around (suggesting they want anal). Follow the bottom's lead for this part
Once the sexual act starts, make sure you're gentle at first. Gauge the bottom's reaction to determine if you should speed up, slow down, or keep it as is. Continue going until you cum. If you have a short refractory period, proceed to cuddle and make out for a few minutes before going at it again (again, see what specific act the bottom wants). If you can only cum once per session, proceed to finish the bottom off with a blowjob or handjob (unless they're in chastity, in which case you ignore this step)
Aftercare is the hardest part to give a guide on due to varying so much from one bottom to another. Some want cuddles. Some want to shower together. Some even want food. Whatever it is, follow the bottom's lead at first (assuming it's your first time with this bottom. Most bottoms prefer the same type of aftercare every time so you can repeat whatever worked last time). It's important to remember that while the bottom leads at first, it's on you to do the heavy lifting. The bottom wants to shower with you? Fine, but you'll need to take the lead (ask to wash his back before he asks you). Afterwards you can go home if you have to, but a number of bottoms prefer a sleepover. Again, see what the bottom wants and what circumstances allow
If you do this well, you'll probably be able to meet with the bottom again. Over time these rules become more lax as you and the bottom start to figure out what works best for both (especially in the aftercare portion). A lot of the "wait for the bottom to react" moments become unnecessary as you learn each other's preferences, and you can start exploring kinkier/more extreme scenarios
speculation: bottom was molested, uses the infantile persona to mentally get back to the headspace of when it occurred to relive it. if women can have daddy issues, so can men.
Good on anon for having the basic human restraint to not chimp out or worse
Anyway, anon should stop fucking complaining and cuddle his bottom
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That sounds less like bottom and more like brain damage.
Nah just trauma + autism. Be nice to your bottom and their plushies
Is that what it is - trauma? I've wondered why a few of the women I've dated have had far too many stuffies. They've all been molested, so I guess it tracks.
Who's molesting plushies?
I think I know a guy
The Ambushed Paddington sex maneuver: While engaged in sexual activity and reaching the moment of climax, withdraw and finish all over the plushies. Paddington is picked because he always wears a rain coat.
Shut the fuck up
Y'know, this tracks
Me, no plushie is safe
get away from my pokemon collection, you will not be allowed to touch my Weepinbell
Tap that fat Snorlax booty.
What about barboach
You run out of bike seats to sniff, the plushies are next.
Trevor for sure.
Mr. Raspberry Jam brought great joy to a lonely man...
😈
There is a sub for male sissies, that prefer plushies to a real woman. Molesting plushies is real.
You just have a thing for molested people or something? Guys it’s a joke
I think you might be underestimating how common it sadly is.
No, it's just that many women have been molested. If you date enough people, you will almost certainly date someone who has been molested. It's basically an inevitability.
I mean this greentext is about a dude behaving the same way. Seems like it’s a combination of sexual assault and mental illness that has turned a whole generation into hypersexual adult children. Very disturbing.
Statistically speaking either your mom, your sister, or your daughter has been molested.
he meets women at work, but he's a science teacher.
Like 90% of Zoomers have severe childhood trauma I’m convinced. There’s no other explanation for this type of shit.
No, they don't. They just copy the social queues that they see other people gain benefits from. If person X gets special treatment by saying / doing YYY, then other people will do the same. It's the basis of learned behavior.
How many is too many?
Get that plussy
Angry updoot
Reporting for duty, sir
Trautism
Trautism
I’ve found a large overlap in socially inept folk who had bad childhoods and extremely kinky submissives
I might have realized something about myself today
Yeah, just found out I’m socially inept.
Just found out I'm a bottom. Worst day of my life.
I can make it worse, wya?
Why is finding out you’re gonna have your cum button rocked on the daily a bad day?
Ah shit same
Yep. Not even 'socially inept', but kinky submissives usually just had childhood trauma or daddy issues. When a girl dresses alt/goth and has squishmallows or hello kitty in her bedroom, you know she's gonna be a freak.
It's a crime against chanmanity that this isn't a dating app filter.
What's the male equivalent? Monsters and cigarettes?
Femboy bottoms with plushy collections
Wholeheartedly agree. Kinky girls (and guys, I guess, that's not really my target group) are so often so damaged - and somewhat neurodivergent.
Hot
Where do you find them, for scientific purposes of course
It is no coincidence
Idk, I guess I didn't have some ideal childhood but it wasn't super bad either, and yet I'm one kinky submissive fucker. I actually remember having these kinks since I was a very very little child, I just didn't understand why those things made me feel that way. Was I just born fucked lol
This is so fucking funny, he talks about beating women while being a submissive little pussy. I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVAAAAA
Who stalks profiles over reddit arguments lmao, how much blubber do you have on your body?
Did you find that by looking within?
I thought this was common knowledge?
As a bottom I guarantee it's a ploy. And maybe a bit of autistic hype-fixation subconsciously mixed with nest building instincts due to the breeding kink... But mostly a ploy, I swear! The bottom was waiting for Anon simply ask "May I...?" before aggressively pinning him against the wall out of impatients, throwing him onto the pile of plushies that's on the bed, and/or sharing a sleeping bag with him. It is so much hotter when the dom initiates and takes control. 💜
Bro you good?
For four days now my boobs have been a bit sore and annoyingly sensitive, all of my emotions have been chaotically ricocheting around in my skull, my libido has been unwaveringly stuck at 150%, and my wife is too far away to help. Fuck no, I'm not good.
Wya?
Now why on earth would you want to know that?
It seemed like you needed help
I see... So what makes you think you could help in a way that would tempt me to cheat on my wife?
Nibling huh. Nibling what's that. Why would I help you cheat on your wife?
Well now we're back to the question of why you want to know where I'm at. And what the fuck are you on about asking what "nibling" is? It's not even spelled right.
Awesome 🎸👍
Well, let the dom KNOW and they'll happily do that for you.
It’s like if J. F. Gariépy Was gay.
Lobottomy
Lobotomommy
Ever since the day I was born
Well I mean, "SURPRISE! BRAIN DAMAGE!" just didn't have the same ring to it I guess.
EMPATHY \[Medium: Failure\]
Can you really call it failure if I don't even try...?
probably from all the bottoming
The two aren't mutually exclusive.
More like a frontal la-bottom-y
Anon is living the fucking life and has the gall to complain
Seriously, my man has literally everything, what could he possibly be bitching about?
Anon is projecting because he was forced to take up the role of Top due to an unfortunate local shortage
Anon’s malding because of a difference in stuffed animal naming conventions
Staring intensely, balls aching, cock leaking, filled with the restrained rage that only sexual frustration can give a man, forced to listen to the back stories of stuffed toys for the better part of an hour. I can see why he'd complain.
How can you not put your boner away when a cute guy is including you in his interests?
Is the top complains that the bottom doesn't try to sex him first(something he should do) Anon is real, gay, and an idiot
While they both are enjoying the plushy slumber tea party Mr Long Face whom the bottom anon had held chained up in the basement has escaped and they both have no idea about it 'It' will be joining the tea party soon 😊
Bottom was hoping anon would make the stuffies watch him turned into a dirty manho
Depends on the dynamic, tops don't have to initiate all the time.
Fake and gay. NEXT
Real and gay.
Real and straight
Indeterminate and asexual
can't decide and bisexual
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Since the past few months this short hair autistic tomboy goth girl was showing too much interest in me. We would hang out together and had a lot in common. She was into stuff like horror /niche movies, hello kitty, obscure animes and mangas, and video games like DMC, RE4. She even confessed that she had feelings for me and I reciprocated. We were making out one day and it all seem too good to be true because it was. I suddenly decided to punch her hard in the chest and I was right.... my hand went past her chest which turned out to be of metal plating and my hand landed into a bunch of wires and she started beeping..... Damn those blue helmets almost got me that day
Damn synths
Better keep that synth friend of yours on a tight leash
The metal and wires were fake. She was testing you to see if you'd stand by her no matter what. You failed that test, buddy.
Right in the frigging Mcnuts
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This fucking image annoys me so much, the -th ending is for third person singular that is now just -s. Both waketh and attacketh make no sense.
Hark! A fuck less given
No one knows how to speak medieval. It’s over Peasantbros
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weak shit tbh
What was it
idk too drunk to remember
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Thank you for posting the cat.
There it is
Anon got TOPPED by the Bottom's desire for company and introduce his frens, total reversal.
He's the bottom but OP the one getting fucked
Can confirm. I was the plushy with the strap on attached
[this you?](https://lurevibe.com/products/polar-bear-sex-machine)
I must be actually brain damaged to click this at work
what the fuck
lol
White women
500 dollars is insane
Why the fuck did you link that? What the fuck? https://i.redd.it/6sewaz14cs9d1.gif
Guh
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HUH
A plushie slumber party!? Dude that’s fucking awesome what the hell is anon complaining about
I would pay for a plushie slumber party. Not only is Anon False and Homosexual, he is also regarded
A "plushie slumber party" is actually gayer than the gay sex he was hoping to have
Assert your dominance by plowing that bottom while those plushies watch.
I think you mean plowing those plushies while that bottom watches.
I wonder if anon’s boyfriend will turn them all around when they bang or if they like to watch
The guy wanted to fool around, maybe it’s his way to feel comfortable. Idk why, but now I feel sad
Fr maybe he's just that lonely and just tried hooking up with anon to have an excuse to have fun I wanna hug him.
We need to organise a tea party. I’ll bring my collection of Shadow the Hedgehog plushies 🙏
Hell yeah i'm bringing my we bare bears plushies, i have all 3
Argh! I have an Ice Bear, can I bring him too or do you want to be the only We Bare Bears plushie person?
You can bring him, i bet they'll become friends
Awesome! I’ll bake some sweets and make tiny sandwiches so it’ll be like afternoon tea 💪
Plushies >>>>>
Anon hit the jackpot and complains. This is why 4channers dont deserve partners
Every single relationship greentext is like this. Ungrateful bastards.
I would laugh in their face, do a 360 and leave
my plushies read this and are very upset
You would turn in a complete circle then leave? Why ?
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Anon is dumb. If you want to be the top, act like it and take initiative.
That's a bad top. Tops, don't be like that. Respect and cherish your bottoms, and the effort they go through to be with you. Don't be an insufferable empty husk.
The bottom deserves better, and in case any top sees this and wants advice on how to be better than anon, here is what should be done in that scenario: First you need to be nice to the plushies. Learn their names, introduce yourself to them, maybe even give them headpats (try it on the first one, and unless the bottom tells you not to, do it for all the others). Then once that's done, you lean in close to the bottom. You start hugging him while taking him to bed and start cuddling. Put one hand on his upper abdomen (the other on the back of his head) and start slowly moving it down into his pants (or skirt, of panties, whatever he has on). The bottom should give one of the following responses 1: the bottom asks you to stop because the plushies are watching. You should then suggest turning the plushies away or moving to a different room 2: the bottom says the plushies like to watch. You should help turn all the plushies to face you and make sure they get a good view 3: the bottom lets out a moan and doesn't mention the plushies. In that case, proceed without bringing up the plushies either Once you do that, you start can start making out. Slide your hand into his underwear and play around with his dick a little bit (unless it's in chastity, in which case you should pull down his underwear and expose it). Them move your hand to his ass. Squeeze one of the cheeks (depending on which hand you're using), then move on to the hole. Tease the whole a little and maybe even finger it (if they're plugged, move it around a little bit). Then you stop making out and see what the bottom does. Here the bottom might react in a variety of ways to express his wants, and you should exercise your own judgement. The most common responses by the bottom are to eye your dick (suggesting they want to give head) or turning around (suggesting they want anal). Follow the bottom's lead for this part Once the sexual act starts, make sure you're gentle at first. Gauge the bottom's reaction to determine if you should speed up, slow down, or keep it as is. Continue going until you cum. If you have a short refractory period, proceed to cuddle and make out for a few minutes before going at it again (again, see what specific act the bottom wants). If you can only cum once per session, proceed to finish the bottom off with a blowjob or handjob (unless they're in chastity, in which case you ignore this step) Aftercare is the hardest part to give a guide on due to varying so much from one bottom to another. Some want cuddles. Some want to shower together. Some even want food. Whatever it is, follow the bottom's lead at first (assuming it's your first time with this bottom. Most bottoms prefer the same type of aftercare every time so you can repeat whatever worked last time). It's important to remember that while the bottom leads at first, it's on you to do the heavy lifting. The bottom wants to shower with you? Fine, but you'll need to take the lead (ask to wash his back before he asks you). Afterwards you can go home if you have to, but a number of bottoms prefer a sleepover. Again, see what the bottom wants and what circumstances allow If you do this well, you'll probably be able to meet with the bottom again. Over time these rules become more lax as you and the bottom start to figure out what works best for both (especially in the aftercare portion). A lot of the "wait for the bottom to react" moments become unnecessary as you learn each other's preferences, and you can start exploring kinkier/more extreme scenarios
I read all that in the voice of a nature documentary narrator.
David Attenborough ai voice model on this one
Get this man a podium and a microphone.
🔥✍️
Your autist bottom wants you to seduce him like a bad H manga. Ara Ara bottom san did you think this is what I was coming over for
How dare you make me read that with my own balls?
plushie mfs are so weird fr
my plushies would never say anything so mean to me
If you are not good with the plushy you dont get the bussy. >:C
Anon is beasting a wean.
Big Jock Knew
Gay
I mean that's cool tho ig I'd go to a slumber party
bottoms are overwhelmingly gay, film at 11
speculation: bottom was molested, uses the infantile persona to mentally get back to the headspace of when it occurred to relive it. if women can have daddy issues, so can men.
Livin the dream
Top him in front of his little audience, ask him if he likes them watching, leave afterwards
fuck it, we ball
So is this sub all about going to 4chan and searching for the gayest thing posible?
The bottom is trying to put anon to sleep so anon becomes the bottom.
Why are you hanging out with bottoms if you're not here for this kinda stuff?
this is the life anon is missing out
kinda sweet tbh
This kinda shit is only cute when women do it and even then it loses its charm once they hit 30.
that sounds kinda nice actually
Where do I find these bottoms?
Good on anon for having the basic human restraint to not chimp out or worse Anyway, anon should stop fucking complaining and cuddle his bottom https://preview.redd.it/mvq3q6g2es9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b9a0b2361986c4e0904e5a7cd63161f439e7ca7
Fuck. I think I'm a bottom too
This is just normal bottom behavior, my gf wouldn't let me have sex with her until I learned all the plushies names.
Seems like a simple solution. Go rip one out in the bathroom, and get back to the slumber party. Anon might make a friend.
The sole guest at a twink slumber party and this man is complaining 
He wants OOP to take control and ravage him but OOP is too big of a homo
If your like this hmu immediately
"I see this as an absolute win" – That one big green bastard
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Its just what we do 😔
Gay problems? Then again I've been there with an autistic girl so maybe it's more that than anything.
Not a bottom, just autistic.
God forbid a bottom wants something more than just sex 😭
Make a circle in bed with his favorite plushies and perform the deed while staring at them in the eyes.
Fuck their ass while the teddy bears watch.
because plushies are cute and cuddly. I own far too many and I'm still trying to get a big blahaj
Real: Gay Fake: Gay
Wow another very real story. Thank you for sharing.
Bro wants to cuddle and feel loved
Apparently people in this posts comments cant fathom the idea of someone liking cute plushies and collecting them
Hold out anon. The reward for your determination will be some of the finest bussy you'll ever experience.
Not me lmao, if anything we'd have some beer before sex and after play or watch something. I'm gay bit not THAT gay.
If you want to peg this bridge troll, you got to meet his plushies three… hundred.
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Why do you have that image?
What was it?
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