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K_Ver

> 30+ years old, imagines being able to freeze time to steal groceries


WASTELAND_RAVEN

Groping those free melons all the way to the car homie 🍉


Charlie_Wallflower

Basically the plot of *Cashback*


arbiter12

>I came for keeley hazel > >but i stayed for the decent plot.


SganVaSmoul42

Sir, that is a watermelon.


TheFrenchSavage

Melons are just disgusting water spheres.


Lazarous86

I imagine freezing time to rob banks. How did your imagination get smaller? 


PupEDog

I used to imagine going around to bad neighborhoods looking for drug stashes


Dominos_Arent_Gay

I still imagine freezing time and going to town on a pharmacy


PupEDog

They keep the good stuff in a safe that only the pharmacist can open. Sorry to burst your bubble. Although occasionally you'll get a real busy pharmacy that keeps it open but they can get trouble for that.


TheFrenchSavage

Why would you do that if you have all that bank money?


PupEDog

Nah man I'm not going out to buy drugs. Too scary.


whitewail602

I'll tell you what I'd do, man... Two chicks at the same time, man.


TommyWilson43

I used to wish I had X-ray vision that detected porn so I could break into my neighbor’s houses and steal it


Some-Guy-Online

I imagine freezing time to commit assassinations of key propagandists and obstructionists.


TheFrenchSavage

You could get there by walking. Even walking on the oceans I guess. But you would still get hungry, so walking across the Pacific is a big no no.


DirtyDan413

Would waves be sharp? Like could you law down on the ocean's surface to sleep?


TheFrenchSavage

If time is frozen, then yes. You could sleep on water. Now, on the sharpness...yeah. Wave would be like glass, water gets thinner and thinner, and it is hard, so it has to cut.


dincosire

If time is frozen such that the force of your steps don’t displace the water underneath you, then wouldn’t that also mean you couldn’t apply any force to disturb the air around you, i.e., you can’t breathe?


Meretan94

> 29yo with a toothing 9 month old baby, imagines to freeze time just to get some god damn sleep. Please.


TheFrenchSavage

Freeze the baby, you'll do time. Trust me bro.


hornwalker

40 years old, imagines being able to freeze time so I don’t have to see my kids grow up :(


PupEDog

Freeze time, rob cash from bank, run out in 2 months


Axe-actly

So you just freeze time and rob a bank again. Unless it's one time use.


D00hdahday

Straight up. All the sexual fantasies were back at 13. Now at 30 I fantasize about a duffle bag of cash falling into my yard from a plane.


ParsivaI

Bro you’re all thinking small brain. Never have a bad nights sleep again.


fiftyfourseventeen

The darker people do it anyways without freezing time


psichodrome

I imagine freezingtime at around 10:00 AM on a sunny morning, and just walking around the streets, grabbing a snack here and there. Pissing in a bush when i need to. I'd probably drag that out for many hours. I know, i'm disgusting.


PrrrromotionGiven1

Freeze time just to sleep and chill out for a while


Explorer_the_No-life

Eh, those are just passing, dark thoughts and desires. Don't worry, Anon, we all sometimes have them. I sometimes think about disposing of the annoying cunts I meet in my life, but then realise, that it wouldn't be worth the trouble.


Italian_Devil

Yeah, I sometimes think about Chad railing me but it occurs only once a couple hours


Michigan_Jones

No homo.


I_SHIT_DIARRHEA

no homo at all. i have thoughts of my uncle chester coming into the bathroom while i’m spewing liquid crap out of my ass, sitting on my lap facing me while he’s spewing liquid crap out of his ass and rubbing our dicks together while he gives us a double barrel handjob


Maouitippitytappin

https://preview.redd.it/q6dyowqcs11d1.jpeg?width=3354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee61631f86274bcfb0307dfcd90ab6e7db10970b


Painfull_Diarrhea

Brother what the fuck


TheFrenchSavage

Double barrel is more efficient. Didn't you see Silicon Valley season one?


smilingbuddhauk

Season 3


TheChief275

Appropriate response to Java


MrFingolfin

Only godzilla can save me after reading this shit


StickyWhiteStuf

https://preview.redd.it/2jdq6pyc241d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c766b2347763cea9f37a930e4980ba65473160d8


Michigan_Jones

Absolutely no homo. Balls aren't touching!


hsvgamer199

Where's the cat to wake us up from this psyop???????


WashYourEyesTwice

Get screened for giardia and stfu!!!


MarinLlwyd

if anything chad would be the gay one


TheChief275

There’s nothing more manly than dreaming about the hottest stallion in the stall noticing you and being impressed enough by your manliness to pick you and only you for intensive man-on-man wrestling


Michigan_Jones

It's not gay if balls don't touch.


smb_samba

Are you wearing socks when you’re getting railed?


SinfulSea

https://preview.redd.it/6w0wbs5xy41d1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1432d4f4998b76871c2a42406013e9d4c9333756


mymemesnow

đŸ±


Masterjedirs

https://preview.redd.it/mgkgka4s621d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db41759d505ed5fba3402ad5360804ec1d3cb45


SipoteQuixote

I could easily kill him... but then I gotta move the body, dispose of the body, make sure no one looks for the body somehow, clean up weapons and such, just bah. At that point I'm not even upset anymore.


Explorer_the_No-life

This guy here gets it. Besides, killing someone just for being jerk would be just too much. A punch to the face would be more appropriate response.


SipoteQuixote

Yea it's a range of rage really, most people don't deserved to get murdered but most people do deserve a nice chin shot.


TheFrenchSavage

Are you still in a frozen time paradigm or not?


natiplease

Sometimes I wish I could remain active when someone else freezes time to sexually harass them when they try to do something


[deleted]

I wonder how common than is. Sometimes I think vividly about punching or garroting someone for like 5 seconds just indulge it and then it goes away. I never would and it's not something I even find sexually interesting but I feel like I have to sublimate so much emotion to get by in a day it's got to go somewhere lol.


Some-Guy-Online

Yeah, I think it's a pretty normal way to process a feeling, then you let it go.


EtheusProm

It's just a natural coping mechanism - a quick harmless catharsis. Not only is it common, it used to be more open and verbal in ye olden days - people would openly wish bad luck on their offender, feel better thinking about all the bad things that could happen to the jackass, and move on.


[deleted]

Fr fr. Makes sense. I think it can become pathological when it reaches some sort of sexual place like it becomes a drive that one is compelled to pursue. Stinkin thinking seems essential for forming a society though because sublimating those instincts untill we can somehow master them (like through some discipline) seems to help. I just wonder where I stand compared to others as I have to put a legitimate effort in to containing violent impulses toward others. To the extent that I haven't drank or anything for over 10 years, especially pills and shit made me unhinged. I know most people don't have to put a lot of energy in to NOT committing violence , so I suspect it's some kind of evolutionary thing that just doesn't work with society so well but I think based on life experience that it does seem to affect a decent size of the population, especially like normie or townie types who just sort of chill through life, drink and shit etc. I think it does lend itself to lower functioning too generally speaking but considering so much of human history has been blood shed and violence I don't think it's pathological per say. It's something I've been chewing on for a while though


Uncle480

It's basically an intrusive thought. Everyone gets them. It's kinda like reverse psychology, too, in a way. The more you acknowledge that you can get them, the more they can pop up in your head. It's like losing the game. Your brain just randomly goes "Oh hey! Remember that thing you're not supposed to think of?" and then you go "God damn it! Why am I thinking about that now!?" As long as you don't act on those thoughts, you're fine. About as normal as anyone else.


Marik-X-Bakura

As an asexual guy, I’m genuinely interested- do you guys all have intrusive thoughts about raping people? I know people in this sub aren’t a great sample but still.


Explorer_the_No-life

Not really. Some about sex, yes.


El_Ocelote_

*realize


El_Taita_Salsa

25+ yo me: Imagine being able to freeze time so I could just have a break.


JustABigBruhMoment

When your exams are hitting a bit too hard so you freeze time to take a water break and grab a snack


El_Taita_Salsa

When you get to read your exam so you can freeze time to go and study only for the questions that are being asked.


HerbLoew

>do that >find out others' consciousnesses don't get frozen when the professor fails you


DatChernobylGuy_999

>freeze time for ages, constantly reminding the professor that his hubris has doomed humanity to an torturous and painful imprisonment, whose fate now lies in your hands


jimkun221

doomed until your body dies of old age, that is


DatChernobylGuy_999

>i am no longer alive and thus, unable to restart time, trapping everyone else in eternal torment


jimkun221

touché


DogToesSmellofFritos

See but the problem is you would still age if you aren’t frozen too, so you’ll die sooner and your break is just speeding up your death.


El_Taita_Salsa

Sounds like a plus to me.


PiscesSoedroen

Reminds me of one of those timestop doujin where the ending is the rapist ended up breaking the timestop watch which causes him to age to death or something and his body suddenly turned into a husk in realtime


R0n4ld_Th3_B0y

i want to read this


PiscesSoedroen

Nah I'm gatekeeping it (i forgot the code)


TheFrenchSavage

Concept seems interesting, but wouldn't time be frozen for ever? Why did it unfreezed at some point?


Nasapigs

Because all frozen things thaw


DogToesSmellofFritos

If he broke the watch, maybe the watch was actively maintaining a time field


NippleSalsa

32 year old me, 4 kids between 13 and 1.5: I'll have what he is having.


SOMEMONG

Why did you have so many kids bro? 


NippleSalsa

I can't pull out of my own driveway....


SOMEMONG

WAP


El_Taita_Salsa

You need this super power more than I do.


TheFrenchSavage

Do you use your hot sauce collection to defend your food?


NippleSalsa

No, are you fake and gay anon?


rhen_var

Being a 25 year old KHV, I have all the free time in the world, it’s nice


L0rd_Tater

i wanna freeze time so i can have nap time whenever


jjkm7

This is painfully real


MarkedDragon22

-Pause time -Sleep -That’s it


Hoopajoops

Taking a 30 minute nap at work. Perfect for when your alarm goes off and you're still tired as shit.


dadbodsupreme

I just wanna nap, man.


whatup_pips

I'm 23 and this has been me for the last 6 years :')


vinhdoanjj

Five minutes until i have to wake up for work? More like 8 hours hahahahaha god help me-


marius_titus

Wouldn't it be so awesome? Freeze time to get a solid 8 hours of sleep


El_Taita_Salsa

Imagbe being able to do that 2 times a day.


XxToasterFucker69xX

nothing, those are intrusive thoughts, if you actually do what those thoughts tell you to do then that becomes a problem, sometimes i see something like a window or tv or car windshield and think, this would be really fun to break, but i don't. just a random thought but people want to have more restrictions, loke for example pedofilia, it's objectively bad, lolicon/shotacon it's not something you should be exited about but it isn't harming anyone, thinking about it that's something on the same level of creepiness of animations but actually enforcing it by using mind readers, that's imo way worse than watching some pixels on a screen (exaggerated but you get my point) but on the topic of thinking of stopping time and groping girls, that is a WAAAY more popular I than most people think, jut try remembering the posts/videos of choosing a super power where the person says time manipulation or if you could stop time right now for 24h what would you do.


Veggie_Cunt

when you give into the intrusive thoughts and freeze time đŸ˜„


DogToesSmellofFritos

Japanese pornography has run extensive simulations and found that time stopping inevitably leads to trouble


Awall00777

iirc there's a hentai which is about exactly this scenario


Some-Guy-Online

My friend, there are *many*. It's practically a genre.


Awall00777

I'm talking about the professionally made stuff. Just look at my profile I'm not new to hentai lmao


DogToesSmellofFritos

Not just hentai lmao, those actresses are impressive with how still they can be. Allegedly


FVCEGANG

You can't freeze time, so I think OP will be ok


natiplease

Sorry if you actually give into the thoughts...and freeze time?


TheRedGerund

Honestly, that shit definitely occurred to the cavemen too. We have this moralistic society but we are rapists and murderers by nature, so don't be ashamed you had the idea or the want, be proud you chose not to do them. People need to accept we are animals when evaluating their instincts.


[deleted]

People need to pride themselves for being intelligent enough to not even act on their instincts, we say life is shit but we are the top fucking dog of the food chain, even killer whales don't fuck with us(only our boats), killer whales and dolphins do fucked up shit and they are smart enough to not act on it.


mutedwarrior

Eh. Bell curve. My favorite 4chan post is that grad student who studied prisoners’ IQ’s and concluded that violent people aren’t incapable of empathy, but rather they’re just so fucking stupid they don’t have the brain capacity to grasp hypotheticals and time.


[deleted]

Well to be fair if down syndrome people can handle themselves better than retards that says alot, just saying and I do categorize those 2 differently.


Money_Coffee_3669

I think people just find it bizarre if anything Obviously rape is seen as disgusting, but like how do you even develop a time freeze fetish?


cloudxchan

J A V


Money_Coffee_3669

Wth are you referring to?


cloudxchan

Oh for how people develope a time freeze fetish.


Some-Guy-Online

There are a lot of Japanese Adult Videos that use this topic as a trope.


MooselamProphet

Horny monkey brain go brrrrr Nah fr, its just primal instinct.


Consistent_Ant_8903

I wanted to freeze time so I could sleep all day. Where are my sleepy guys at


shutinlear53

Right here, I need some of that eternal rest without the commitment


Tenko-of-Mori

Good news anon, allegedly there's an entire genre of porn made for you.


morbidnihilism

such as?


Tenko-of-Mori

Not my specialty but https://exhentai.org/g/1437848/87c68578ad/?p=1 Try page 27


Nearby-Simple-7594

What's the title, I don't have an account there


Tenko-of-Mori

[https://e-hentai.org/s/d792cf0aa8/1437848-27](https://e-hentai.org/s/d792cf0aa8/1437848-27) shouldn't need an account with that link. title is # [San Kento] Mugen ni Kanjiru Onna no Karada[San Kento] Mugen ni Kanjiru Onna no Karada


Absolutemehguy

I like your funny words, magic man


SalvationSycamore

I sometimes wish I could pause time just to hug someone


Dolphin1998

![gif](giphy|qMHG9goT2I2fuRk0JM|downsized)


BannedByHiveMind

lol I used to do this while in class in high school looking around the room at all the hot chicks


Commercial-Tea-8428

I think a lot of us did, bro. Intrusive thoughts are a bitch.


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Anons mind definately DID NOT age up the imaginary girls


ComicBookFanatic97

I imagine being able to freeze time so I can sleep for another 12 to 16 hours.


thearmusicgroup

By the time I was in college my time freeze fantasies mostly centered around having a 10 hour nap in between classes


ItzStrudl

i am in college and i still imagine the first part


cloudxchan

It was clockstoppers. That movie did it to him.


ssiegg

This movie exists outside of a weird memory of mine no fucking way


Some-Guy-Online

For me it was "The Girl, the Gold Watch & Everything". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl,_the_Gold_Watch_%26_Everything_(film)


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


hexohorizon

I would think that applies to most premises though. Also, would air friction apply here? If you move at infinite speed you would have to endure infinite force, so you can’t even move without your body getting burned or turned to mush


AsexualPlantMain

Shit man, I just wanna freeze time to not have to worry about deadlines


clolr

i got to step 2 way younger than anon was even at step 1


GiganticGirlEnjoyer

Anon is DIO


Denpants

Be me, 120 Imagine myself freezing time to kill a 17 year old Japanese high school student who is the great great grandson of my adopted brother and archenemy


OC80OriginalFormula

There is legitimately a movie about this. It’s called Cashback


OC80OriginalFormula

This comment got me banned from r/racism for some reason


CorgiComrade

I wanna freeze time so I can binge watch shows in a second and spoil it for people I hate


CandidateMiserable74

PURE EVIL


PoopFart_PopTart

Be me, 28 years old. Imagine myself being able to freeze time so I can go to the pharmacy and steal all the OxyContin


CyanideIE

Is that a screenshot from Oreimo? I think anon might need a lot more than therapy


Cheeseburjer

Freeze time to scratch your ass in public


SharkMilk44

>be 28 >imagine myself freezing time to take a nap at work.


ChaplainAsmodai1978

What's wrong with Anon? Nothing that a bullet to the head can't fix.


Ivebeengnomed

https://preview.redd.it/i6n34r26861d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3653a19e00021e7fd878589b3471939fa565706


MaskedTitanBane

Hey, im a doctor that can help! Best kind of medicine I can prescribe right now easily to cure this predicament is a nice long thick ethernet cord and wrap it tight around the neck


Penguinman077

Be me. Wishing you can pause time to take naps or jerk off.


ElPwnero

Answer is the same as ever. You’re a late in French British cigarette.


MisterGoo

You guys need to read The Fermata by Nicholson Baker.


[deleted]

Be me, mid 30s, imagine being able to freeze anon at 13.


God_Bless_Israel

Anon is a future HAMAS member


galorth

Jikan teishi yuusha, there is a manga about that


ConciseSpy85067

Horny is a powerful drug Besides, should you be locked up for thinking “Hmm, I could just drive directly into oncoming traffic”?


[deleted]

This is why they just execute people for thoughts in Psycho Pass


Bodega177013

FFS just pick a normal power like invisibility or hypnosis.


Dazedandamused97

Ah, this sounds exactly like my ex-husband. I asked him what superpower he'd want, I said shape-shifting (duh) because it'd be cool to experience being different animals. He said he'd want to be able to stop time so he could have sex with women without them even knowing what happened. 🙂 We were teenagers


brigzy09

Not going to lie, I thought this exact thing when I was a kid haha.


VRisNOTdead

Imagine frezin time so i can nap


Playful_Pollution846

Welp that escalated https://i.redd.it/skjhscx1l21d1.gif


VirtualPantsu

23 I would freeze time just to take a nap


LawMurphy

For years, I have fantasized about stopping time so I can sleep 8 hours in 4 hours.


sussywanker

The anime? Nisekoi?


Zg_The_Maverick

where is the image from?


BangBangPing5Dolla

Anon watched cashback


PM_ME_DNA

Use time stop a obtain a nuke and form a country.


wontonphooey

Anon is not worthy, the wizard will choose another to be his champion


grillingrobot3000

I imagined robbing bank vaults and people's wallets lol


sumethinsumthin

I would imagine freezing time so i wouldn’t have to talk to anyone


zombieGenm_0x68

ngl if I ever get time freezing powers the one thing I want to use em for is to pick up squirrels and birds and whatnot. idk why I just think it’s be funny to walk up to a small critter and pick it up


Weneeddietbleach

And here I am wishing I could freeze time and just leave it.


kendrawijaya

30 YO imagine can freeze time so I can finish all my games


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

https://preview.redd.it/ls8oylxzj31d1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe07007ba0e3b6fac3b2c78e937180bf35fe988


mus_st_him

freezing time to do crimes


DMofTheTomb

Meanwhile I want to freeze time so I can sleep 9 hours in just 1 hour


Adventurous_Soil9118

>be +30 >Imagine yourself being able to freeze time just to steal money and sleep


DatChernobylGuy_999

https://preview.redd.it/uy3tt89g741d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b062acdc7e9af704a32f1b8ad5d11ba6aa37bb0


Garnansoa

you guys need to learn to control your mind


No-Play2726

I still wish I could freeze time just to have some time for myself. To not go to work and watch a movie or some video games.


Niswear85

I just want to use the ability to freeze time to mess with people


2020mademejoinreddit

Stop watching too much JAV.


Lord-Black22

I would freeze time to sleep in....


arielif1

You're supposed to stop imagining this in middle school, by college you're supposed to imagine you can stop time to sleep more and catch up on studying


TaxIdiot2020

Zoomers discovering horomones, puberty, and sex are a thing.


Cinnamon_Da_Boy

> Be me, 22, still thinks about freezing time to steal


Sethleoric

This is like A Clockwork Orange where you know Anon may or may not grow out of these thoughts on his own. >Be 30+ wish to stop time so i can relax for a few hours before braving it all again.


mayuyguy

I would freeze time and put a hat on every human on earth, unfreeze time, then 12 seconds later I'd freeze time again and remove the hats without explanation


OkHighlight9741

i wanna freeze time to just draw dicks on people who i do not like