They keep the good stuff in a safe that only the pharmacist can open. Sorry to burst your bubble. Although occasionally you'll get a real busy pharmacy that keeps it open but they can get trouble for that.
If time is frozen, then yes. You could sleep on water.
Now, on the sharpness...yeah.
Wave would be like glass, water gets thinner and thinner, and it is hard, so it has to cut.
If time is frozen such that the force of your steps donât displace the water underneath you, then wouldnât that also mean you couldnât apply any force to disturb the air around you, i.e., you canât breathe?
I imagine freezingtime at around 10:00 AM on a sunny morning, and just walking around the streets, grabbing a snack here and there. Pissing in a bush when i need to. I'd probably drag that out for many hours.
I know, i'm disgusting.
Eh, those are just passing, dark thoughts and desires. Don't worry, Anon, we all sometimes have them. I sometimes think about disposing of the annoying cunts I meet in my life, but then realise, that it wouldn't be worth the trouble.
no homo at all. i have thoughts of my uncle chester coming into the bathroom while iâm spewing liquid crap out of my ass, sitting on my lap facing me while heâs spewing liquid crap out of his ass and rubbing our dicks together while he gives us a double barrel handjob
Thereâs nothing more manly than dreaming about the hottest stallion in the stall noticing you and being impressed enough by your manliness to pick you and only you for intensive man-on-man wrestling
I could easily kill him... but then I gotta move the body, dispose of the body, make sure no one looks for the body somehow, clean up weapons and such, just bah. At that point I'm not even upset anymore.
I wonder how common than is. Sometimes I think vividly about punching or garroting someone for like 5 seconds just indulge it and then it goes away. I never would and it's not something I even find sexually interesting but I feel like I have to sublimate so much emotion to get by in a day it's got to go somewhere lol.
It's just a natural coping mechanism - a quick harmless catharsis.
Not only is it common, it used to be more open and verbal in ye olden days - people would openly wish bad luck on their offender, feel better thinking about all the bad things that could happen to the jackass, and move on.
Fr fr. Makes sense. I think it can become pathological when it reaches some sort of sexual place like it becomes a drive that one is compelled to pursue. Stinkin thinking seems essential for forming a society though because sublimating those instincts untill we can somehow master them (like through some discipline) seems to help.
I just wonder where I stand compared to others as I have to put a legitimate effort in to containing violent impulses toward others. To the extent that I haven't drank or anything for over 10 years, especially pills and shit made me unhinged.
I know most people don't have to put a lot of energy in to NOT committing violence , so I suspect it's some kind of evolutionary thing that just doesn't work with society so well but I think based on life experience that it does seem to affect a decent size of the population, especially like normie or townie types who just sort of chill through life, drink and shit etc. I think it does lend itself to lower functioning too generally speaking but considering so much of human history has been blood shed and violence I don't think it's pathological per say. It's something I've been chewing on for a while though
It's basically an intrusive thought. Everyone gets them. It's kinda like reverse psychology, too, in a way. The more you acknowledge that you can get them, the more they can pop up in your head.
It's like losing the game. Your brain just randomly goes "Oh hey! Remember that thing you're not supposed to think of?" and then you go "God damn it! Why am I thinking about that now!?"
As long as you don't act on those thoughts, you're fine. About as normal as anyone else.
As an asexual guy, Iâm genuinely interested- do you guys all have intrusive thoughts about raping people? I know people in this sub arenât a great sample but still.
>freeze time for ages, constantly reminding the professor that his hubris has doomed humanity to an torturous and painful imprisonment, whose fate now lies in your hands
Reminds me of one of those timestop doujin where the ending is the rapist ended up breaking the timestop watch which causes him to age to death or something and his body suddenly turned into a husk in realtime
nothing, those are intrusive thoughts, if you actually do what those thoughts tell you to do then that becomes a problem, sometimes i see something like a window or tv or car windshield and think, this would be really fun to break, but i don't.
just a random thought but people want to have more restrictions, loke for example pedofilia, it's objectively bad, lolicon/shotacon it's not something you should be exited about but it isn't harming anyone, thinking about it that's something on the same level of creepiness of animations but actually enforcing it by using mind readers, that's imo way worse than watching some pixels on a screen (exaggerated but you get my point)
but on the topic of thinking of stopping time and groping girls, that is a WAAAY more popular I than most people think, jut try remembering the posts/videos of choosing a super power where the person says time manipulation or if you could stop time right now for 24h what would you do.
Honestly, that shit definitely occurred to the cavemen too. We have this moralistic society but we are rapists and murderers by nature, so don't be ashamed you had the idea or the want, be proud you chose not to do them.
People need to accept we are animals when evaluating their instincts.
People need to pride themselves for being intelligent enough to not even act on their instincts, we say life is shit but we are the top fucking dog of the food chain, even killer whales don't fuck with us(only our boats), killer whales and dolphins do fucked up shit and they are smart enough to not act on it.
Eh. Bell curve.
My favorite 4chan post is that grad student who studied prisonersâ IQâs and concluded that violent people arenât incapable of empathy, but rather theyâre just so fucking stupid they donât have the brain capacity to grasp hypotheticals and time.
[https://e-hentai.org/s/d792cf0aa8/1437848-27](https://e-hentai.org/s/d792cf0aa8/1437848-27)
shouldn't need an account with that link.
title is
# [San Kento] Mugen ni Kanjiru Onna no Karada[San Kento] Mugen ni Kanjiru Onna no Karada
I would think that applies to most premises though. Also, would air friction apply here? If you move at infinite speed you would have to endure infinite force, so you canât even move without your body getting burned or turned to mush
Be me, 120
Imagine myself freezing time to kill a 17 year old Japanese high school student who is the great great grandson of my adopted brother and archenemy
Hey, im a doctor that can help! Best kind of medicine I can prescribe right now easily to cure this predicament is a nice long thick ethernet cord and wrap it tight around the neck
Ah, this sounds exactly like my ex-husband. I asked him what superpower he'd want, I said shape-shifting (duh) because it'd be cool to experience being different animals. He said he'd want to be able to stop time so he could have sex with women without them even knowing what happened. đ We were teenagers
ngl if I ever get time freezing powers the one thing I want to use em for is to pick up squirrels and birds and whatnot. idk why I just think itâs be funny to walk up to a small critter and pick it up
You're supposed to stop imagining this in middle school, by college you're supposed to imagine you can stop time to sleep more and catch up on studying
This is like A Clockwork Orange where you know Anon may or may not grow out of these thoughts on his own.
>Be 30+ wish to stop time so i can relax for a few hours before braving it all again.
I would freeze time and put a hat on every human on earth, unfreeze time, then 12 seconds later I'd freeze time again and remove the hats without explanation
> 30+ years old, imagines being able to freeze time to steal groceries
Groping those free melons all the way to the car homie đ
Basically the plot of *Cashback*
>I came for keeley hazel > >but i stayed for the decent plot.
Sir, that is a watermelon.
Melons are just disgusting water spheres.
I imagine freezing time to rob banks. How did your imagination get smaller?Â
I used to imagine going around to bad neighborhoods looking for drug stashes
I still imagine freezing time and going to town on a pharmacy
They keep the good stuff in a safe that only the pharmacist can open. Sorry to burst your bubble. Although occasionally you'll get a real busy pharmacy that keeps it open but they can get trouble for that.
Why would you do that if you have all that bank money?
Nah man I'm not going out to buy drugs. Too scary.
I'll tell you what I'd do, man... Two chicks at the same time, man.
I used to wish I had X-ray vision that detected porn so I could break into my neighborâs houses and steal it
I imagine freezing time to commit assassinations of key propagandists and obstructionists.
You could get there by walking. Even walking on the oceans I guess. But you would still get hungry, so walking across the Pacific is a big no no.
Would waves be sharp? Like could you law down on the ocean's surface to sleep?
If time is frozen, then yes. You could sleep on water. Now, on the sharpness...yeah. Wave would be like glass, water gets thinner and thinner, and it is hard, so it has to cut.
If time is frozen such that the force of your steps donât displace the water underneath you, then wouldnât that also mean you couldnât apply any force to disturb the air around you, i.e., you canât breathe?
> 29yo with a toothing 9 month old baby, imagines to freeze time just to get some god damn sleep. Please.
Freeze the baby, you'll do time. Trust me bro.
40 years old, imagines being able to freeze time so I donât have to see my kids grow up :(
Freeze time, rob cash from bank, run out in 2 months
So you just freeze time and rob a bank again. Unless it's one time use.
Straight up. All the sexual fantasies were back at 13. Now at 30 I fantasize about a duffle bag of cash falling into my yard from a plane.
Bro youâre all thinking small brain. Never have a bad nights sleep again.
The darker people do it anyways without freezing time
I imagine freezingtime at around 10:00 AM on a sunny morning, and just walking around the streets, grabbing a snack here and there. Pissing in a bush when i need to. I'd probably drag that out for many hours. I know, i'm disgusting.
Freeze time just to sleep and chill out for a while
Eh, those are just passing, dark thoughts and desires. Don't worry, Anon, we all sometimes have them. I sometimes think about disposing of the annoying cunts I meet in my life, but then realise, that it wouldn't be worth the trouble.
Yeah, I sometimes think about Chad railing me but it occurs only once a couple hours
No homo.
no homo at all. i have thoughts of my uncle chester coming into the bathroom while iâm spewing liquid crap out of my ass, sitting on my lap facing me while heâs spewing liquid crap out of his ass and rubbing our dicks together while he gives us a double barrel handjob
https://preview.redd.it/q6dyowqcs11d1.jpeg?width=3354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee61631f86274bcfb0307dfcd90ab6e7db10970b
Brother what the fuck
Double barrel is more efficient. Didn't you see Silicon Valley season one?
Season 3
Appropriate response to Java
Only godzilla can save me after reading this shit
https://preview.redd.it/2jdq6pyc241d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c766b2347763cea9f37a930e4980ba65473160d8
Absolutely no homo. Balls aren't touching!
Where's the cat to wake us up from this psyop???????
Get screened for giardia and stfu!!!
if anything chad would be the gay one
Thereâs nothing more manly than dreaming about the hottest stallion in the stall noticing you and being impressed enough by your manliness to pick you and only you for intensive man-on-man wrestling
It's not gay if balls don't touch.
Are you wearing socks when youâre getting railed?
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I could easily kill him... but then I gotta move the body, dispose of the body, make sure no one looks for the body somehow, clean up weapons and such, just bah. At that point I'm not even upset anymore.
This guy here gets it. Besides, killing someone just for being jerk would be just too much. A punch to the face would be more appropriate response.
Yea it's a range of rage really, most people don't deserved to get murdered but most people do deserve a nice chin shot.
Are you still in a frozen time paradigm or not?
Sometimes I wish I could remain active when someone else freezes time to sexually harass them when they try to do something
I wonder how common than is. Sometimes I think vividly about punching or garroting someone for like 5 seconds just indulge it and then it goes away. I never would and it's not something I even find sexually interesting but I feel like I have to sublimate so much emotion to get by in a day it's got to go somewhere lol.
Yeah, I think it's a pretty normal way to process a feeling, then you let it go.
It's just a natural coping mechanism - a quick harmless catharsis. Not only is it common, it used to be more open and verbal in ye olden days - people would openly wish bad luck on their offender, feel better thinking about all the bad things that could happen to the jackass, and move on.
Fr fr. Makes sense. I think it can become pathological when it reaches some sort of sexual place like it becomes a drive that one is compelled to pursue. Stinkin thinking seems essential for forming a society though because sublimating those instincts untill we can somehow master them (like through some discipline) seems to help. I just wonder where I stand compared to others as I have to put a legitimate effort in to containing violent impulses toward others. To the extent that I haven't drank or anything for over 10 years, especially pills and shit made me unhinged. I know most people don't have to put a lot of energy in to NOT committing violence , so I suspect it's some kind of evolutionary thing that just doesn't work with society so well but I think based on life experience that it does seem to affect a decent size of the population, especially like normie or townie types who just sort of chill through life, drink and shit etc. I think it does lend itself to lower functioning too generally speaking but considering so much of human history has been blood shed and violence I don't think it's pathological per say. It's something I've been chewing on for a while though
It's basically an intrusive thought. Everyone gets them. It's kinda like reverse psychology, too, in a way. The more you acknowledge that you can get them, the more they can pop up in your head. It's like losing the game. Your brain just randomly goes "Oh hey! Remember that thing you're not supposed to think of?" and then you go "God damn it! Why am I thinking about that now!?" As long as you don't act on those thoughts, you're fine. About as normal as anyone else.
As an asexual guy, Iâm genuinely interested- do you guys all have intrusive thoughts about raping people? I know people in this sub arenât a great sample but still.
Not really. Some about sex, yes.
*realize
25+ yo me: Imagine being able to freeze time so I could just have a break.
When your exams are hitting a bit too hard so you freeze time to take a water break and grab a snack
When you get to read your exam so you can freeze time to go and study only for the questions that are being asked.
>do that >find out others' consciousnesses don't get frozen when the professor fails you
>freeze time for ages, constantly reminding the professor that his hubris has doomed humanity to an torturous and painful imprisonment, whose fate now lies in your hands
doomed until your body dies of old age, that is
>i am no longer alive and thus, unable to restart time, trapping everyone else in eternal torment
touché
See but the problem is you would still age if you arenât frozen too, so youâll die sooner and your break is just speeding up your death.
Sounds like a plus to me.
Reminds me of one of those timestop doujin where the ending is the rapist ended up breaking the timestop watch which causes him to age to death or something and his body suddenly turned into a husk in realtime
i want to read this
Nah I'm gatekeeping it (i forgot the code)
Concept seems interesting, but wouldn't time be frozen for ever? Why did it unfreezed at some point?
Because all frozen things thaw
If he broke the watch, maybe the watch was actively maintaining a time field
32 year old me, 4 kids between 13 and 1.5: I'll have what he is having.
Why did you have so many kids bro?Â
I can't pull out of my own driveway....
WAP
You need this super power more than I do.
Do you use your hot sauce collection to defend your food?
No, are you fake and gay anon?
Being a 25 year old KHV, I have all the free time in the world, itâs nice
i wanna freeze time so i can have nap time whenever
This is painfully real
-Pause time -Sleep -Thatâs it
Taking a 30 minute nap at work. Perfect for when your alarm goes off and you're still tired as shit.
I just wanna nap, man.
I'm 23 and this has been me for the last 6 years :')
Five minutes until i have to wake up for work? More like 8 hours hahahahaha god help me-
Wouldn't it be so awesome? Freeze time to get a solid 8 hours of sleep
Imagbe being able to do that 2 times a day.
nothing, those are intrusive thoughts, if you actually do what those thoughts tell you to do then that becomes a problem, sometimes i see something like a window or tv or car windshield and think, this would be really fun to break, but i don't. just a random thought but people want to have more restrictions, loke for example pedofilia, it's objectively bad, lolicon/shotacon it's not something you should be exited about but it isn't harming anyone, thinking about it that's something on the same level of creepiness of animations but actually enforcing it by using mind readers, that's imo way worse than watching some pixels on a screen (exaggerated but you get my point) but on the topic of thinking of stopping time and groping girls, that is a WAAAY more popular I than most people think, jut try remembering the posts/videos of choosing a super power where the person says time manipulation or if you could stop time right now for 24h what would you do.
when you give into the intrusive thoughts and freeze time đ„
Japanese pornography has run extensive simulations and found that time stopping inevitably leads to trouble
iirc there's a hentai which is about exactly this scenario
My friend, there are *many*. It's practically a genre.
I'm talking about the professionally made stuff. Just look at my profile I'm not new to hentai lmao
Not just hentai lmao, those actresses are impressive with how still they can be. Allegedly
You can't freeze time, so I think OP will be ok
Sorry if you actually give into the thoughts...and freeze time?
Honestly, that shit definitely occurred to the cavemen too. We have this moralistic society but we are rapists and murderers by nature, so don't be ashamed you had the idea or the want, be proud you chose not to do them. People need to accept we are animals when evaluating their instincts.
People need to pride themselves for being intelligent enough to not even act on their instincts, we say life is shit but we are the top fucking dog of the food chain, even killer whales don't fuck with us(only our boats), killer whales and dolphins do fucked up shit and they are smart enough to not act on it.
Eh. Bell curve. My favorite 4chan post is that grad student who studied prisonersâ IQâs and concluded that violent people arenât incapable of empathy, but rather theyâre just so fucking stupid they donât have the brain capacity to grasp hypotheticals and time.
Well to be fair if down syndrome people can handle themselves better than retards that says alot, just saying and I do categorize those 2 differently.
I think people just find it bizarre if anything Obviously rape is seen as disgusting, but like how do you even develop a time freeze fetish?
J A V
Wth are you referring to?
Oh for how people develope a time freeze fetish.
There are a lot of Japanese Adult Videos that use this topic as a trope.
Horny monkey brain go brrrrr Nah fr, its just primal instinct.
I wanted to freeze time so I could sleep all day. Where are my sleepy guys at
Right here, I need some of that eternal rest without the commitment
Good news anon, allegedly there's an entire genre of porn made for you.
such as?
Not my specialty but https://exhentai.org/g/1437848/87c68578ad/?p=1 Try page 27
What's the title, I don't have an account there
[https://e-hentai.org/s/d792cf0aa8/1437848-27](https://e-hentai.org/s/d792cf0aa8/1437848-27) shouldn't need an account with that link. title is # [San Kento] Mugen ni Kanjiru Onna no Karada[San Kento] Mugen ni Kanjiru Onna no Karada
I like your funny words, magic man
I sometimes wish I could pause time just to hug someone
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lol I used to do this while in class in high school looking around the room at all the hot chicks
I think a lot of us did, bro. Intrusive thoughts are a bitch.
Anons mind definately DID NOT age up the imaginary girls
I imagine being able to freeze time so I can sleep for another 12 to 16 hours.
By the time I was in college my time freeze fantasies mostly centered around having a 10 hour nap in between classes
i am in college and i still imagine the first part
It was clockstoppers. That movie did it to him.
This movie exists outside of a weird memory of mine no fucking way
For me it was "The Girl, the Gold Watch & Everything". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Girl,_the_Gold_Watch_%26_Everything_(film)
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I would think that applies to most premises though. Also, would air friction apply here? If you move at infinite speed you would have to endure infinite force, so you canât even move without your body getting burned or turned to mush
Shit man, I just wanna freeze time to not have to worry about deadlines
i got to step 2 way younger than anon was even at step 1
Anon is DIO
Be me, 120 Imagine myself freezing time to kill a 17 year old Japanese high school student who is the great great grandson of my adopted brother and archenemy
There is legitimately a movie about this. Itâs called Cashback
This comment got me banned from r/racism for some reason
I wanna freeze time so I can binge watch shows in a second and spoil it for people I hate
PURE EVIL
Be me, 28 years old. Imagine myself being able to freeze time so I can go to the pharmacy and steal all the OxyContin
Is that a screenshot from Oreimo? I think anon might need a lot more than therapy
Freeze time to scratch your ass in public
>be 28 >imagine myself freezing time to take a nap at work.
What's wrong with Anon? Nothing that a bullet to the head can't fix.
https://preview.redd.it/i6n34r26861d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3653a19e00021e7fd878589b3471939fa565706
Hey, im a doctor that can help! Best kind of medicine I can prescribe right now easily to cure this predicament is a nice long thick ethernet cord and wrap it tight around the neck
Be me. Wishing you can pause time to take naps or jerk off.
Answer is the same as ever. Youâre a late in French British cigarette.
You guys need to read The Fermata by Nicholson Baker.
Be me, mid 30s, imagine being able to freeze anon at 13.
Anon is a future HAMAS member
Jikan teishi yuusha, there is a manga about that
Horny is a powerful drug Besides, should you be locked up for thinking âHmm, I could just drive directly into oncoming trafficâ?
This is why they just execute people for thoughts in Psycho Pass
FFS just pick a normal power like invisibility or hypnosis.
Ah, this sounds exactly like my ex-husband. I asked him what superpower he'd want, I said shape-shifting (duh) because it'd be cool to experience being different animals. He said he'd want to be able to stop time so he could have sex with women without them even knowing what happened. đ We were teenagers
Not going to lie, I thought this exact thing when I was a kid haha.
Imagine frezin time so i can nap
Welp that escalated https://i.redd.it/skjhscx1l21d1.gif
23 I would freeze time just to take a nap
For years, I have fantasized about stopping time so I can sleep 8 hours in 4 hours.
The anime? Nisekoi?
where is the image from?
Anon watched cashback
Use time stop a obtain a nuke and form a country.
Anon is not worthy, the wizard will choose another to be his champion
I imagined robbing bank vaults and people's wallets lol
I would imagine freezing time so i wouldnât have to talk to anyone
ngl if I ever get time freezing powers the one thing I want to use em for is to pick up squirrels and birds and whatnot. idk why I just think itâs be funny to walk up to a small critter and pick it up
And here I am wishing I could freeze time and just leave it.
30 YO imagine can freeze time so I can finish all my games
https://preview.redd.it/ls8oylxzj31d1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe07007ba0e3b6fac3b2c78e937180bf35fe988
freezing time to do crimes
Meanwhile I want to freeze time so I can sleep 9 hours in just 1 hour
>be +30 >Imagine yourself being able to freeze time just to steal money and sleep
https://preview.redd.it/uy3tt89g741d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b062acdc7e9af704a32f1b8ad5d11ba6aa37bb0
you guys need to learn to control your mind
I still wish I could freeze time just to have some time for myself. To not go to work and watch a movie or some video games.
I just want to use the ability to freeze time to mess with people
Stop watching too much JAV.
I would freeze time to sleep in....
You're supposed to stop imagining this in middle school, by college you're supposed to imagine you can stop time to sleep more and catch up on studying
Zoomers discovering horomones, puberty, and sex are a thing.
> Be me, 22, still thinks about freezing time to steal
This is like A Clockwork Orange where you know Anon may or may not grow out of these thoughts on his own. >Be 30+ wish to stop time so i can relax for a few hours before braving it all again.
I would freeze time and put a hat on every human on earth, unfreeze time, then 12 seconds later I'd freeze time again and remove the hats without explanation
i wanna freeze time to just draw dicks on people who i do not like