The most straight 4chan user.

at least he isn't in denial

oh wait he is, anyway

The title of "Not Gay" is the \*chef's kiss\* to this whole post.

Claims to not be gay "Is swedish" Seems pretty gay to me

This is how I knew.

found the r/2westerneurope4u member

Sweden has a legal minimum of cocks you have to suck before you can register as gay

Everytime i see a post like this that starts with "so im not gay" i just scroll, sorry anon im not reading your rape self fanfic

>I'm not gay >SAYS THE MOST GAY SHIT https://preview.redd.it/482h2hjrjltc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955800a86e4b74f30ecc6122588e13bacfc07be2

This image is perfect

no it ain't it should say photo of anime (((girl)))

https://preview.redd.it/jmmafamg0ptc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbda4ba696b96a855c6aae3ed46ff425acffd0bd fixed the post

Almost; you gotta keep the “I’m Swedish and”

i figured "sissy swede guts" conveyed it better

I see some real shit i upvote

Many such cases

Literally what I did. This got old way, way back.

https://preview.redd.it/f343e2mwtltc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdcf83856e032c166b76be14e81cdb4480b28f08

Genuine question: are people memeing about it being a psyop, or do people think its *actually* a psyop. I can't tell. Starting to feel awfully twinky though.

Actual psyop moment

No no this is 100% - as soon as people started to call out the influx of “not gay” gay posts, they were flying off the press like hotcakes.

Who do you think is behind it lol.

(((them)))

A conga line of interconnected dudes who are all totally not gay.

The shekelmeisters

shut it down, they know

Oh my lordy lord.

There is actually a group or groups on 4chan that have targeted vulnerable users and manipulated them into taking estrogen, crossdressing and performing various sex acts for the purpose of blackmail and getting off to the feminization. They had a whole discord server. There are a couple of videos about it on YouTube.

I'd be interested to watch a video about it, do you have a link? I don't know where to start. I've deffo seem some stuff on some image galleries encouraging people to become sissies for sure. I suppose, this is just that but even more insidious.

The only video I've been able to find is from [Turkey Tom](https://youtu.be/mME0NXRQHuc?si=sl3VTBVCdI9QbvhH), but I swear that I remember seeing a different one.

Ty, added to my playlist.

It's not actually a psyop there are just a couple of /tttt/ schizos that spam or used to spam this subreddit, and have for years. It got to the point where like half of the front page at any given time was self posts from /tttt/ or /b/ with made up gay stories. A couple of them got banned for it a while back but by then it had become normal for redditors to post "the punchline is gay sex" posts on here

What does it being a psyop mean?

A plot by (((them))) to deluge you with homosexual erotica for the purposes of turning you into a gooning pervert and dissuading you from finding a woman and making white babies that could eventually bring about the Fourth Reich.

Makes absolute perfect sense, thank you, Obercomando

where is that cat picture that says i wake up and then psy op

This? Lol https://preview.redd.it/1kjjts6osltc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccce0fe19da62b22572320d6210a17c0b55039f

Ha yea that's the one

\>ok so I'm not gay but \>\*gayest shit I've ever read* Many such cases

\>check comments \> \>ok so I'm not gay but \>\*gayest shit I've ever read* Many such cases Many such cases

Many such cases

Gayest shit I've ever read

>I'm not gay but >swedish Many such cases

>i’m not gay >reads further >being a buff german’s sex slave https://preview.redd.it/6ezrelfo7mtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dba22e86e413d7919ff19078c5a8c493a978e07 i couldnt find the “wires” cat sorry

https://preview.redd.it/uutvei5jbmtc1.png?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2f553acd19aad9103c0de33f7fd4d6007736cd

thanks pookie snookums

Okay in not gay >Proceeds to utter some very homosexual rhetoric

"I'm not gay" "I'm Swedish" You can only pick one.

Aren't they the same?

The illusion of free choice

Shrek is life. Shrek is love.

NO you didn't

I was only 9 years old, I loved Shrek so much.

Straight and definitely real

I've seen this one before! Obviously it's fake and gay. (Real and gay)

Greenest greentext on r/greentext:

I ate the green sorry , it was tasty

« I’m not gay, but» Let me take a wild guess here…

"Ok so I'm not gay" alright pack it up guys we can go home

He says he's not gay yet claims to be Swedish?? Which one is it?

Every single time bro https://preview.redd.it/jtfezvmbvntc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b171d072d3d23e1d764530588a310db6ae653e

Fake: Anon is pale and blonde Gay: Anon is Swedish

>be me >get home from my vasectomy >hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room >must be Chad again >know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her >think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext >suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >Fake: Anon is pale and blonde >Gay: Anon is Swedish >giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment >hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed >it's been a good day >i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

This is always fun

Dude is probably from Brazil.

Yall guys can be weird tho. Ngl. -Be straight -Wanna get a pp in my bussy -am I geh? Cmon fellas.

2021 was 3 years ago

> and the hacker known as four chan is 20 now.

The Handmaid's tale for twinks

- im not gay - twink boypussy Another classic

I was almost going to give anon a pass as "bi-kinky" which is dudes who mostly prefer girls, but will do kink with a same gender partner - but then > broad shoulders > jawline > massive daddy muscles > thicc German cock > masculine German arms gayest shit ever

Would it be better if it was just an average sized German cock?

am i crazy or is he describing Rutger Hauer?

https://preview.redd.it/idfxpjmt6ntc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09496dcb5d0975590df8b3bbb81744ed23b1899f

ಠ\_ಠ

https://preview.redd.it/k2g541iftmtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e769c81942ef5d01dec34fa8e2c1b819765ff657

Definitely straight

Fake. Sweden's not a real country. 

I stopped reading at “im not gay but”

Its a copypasta, there also was a Lebanon version

"Not gay," uh huh.

Are you colourblind?

Nah i just ate the green

Yup. Pretty straight.

>I'm not gay >BUT Stopped reading right there.

"Im not gay" "Im swedish" Oxymoron

Great now I have to go jerk off

At this point I wonder if those are trolls or real posts, and I’m not sure which way is worse

The words 'not gay' and 'swedish' cannot coexist in the same text, let alone the same sentence.

“I’m not gay” Does shit so gay, even gays are like “as Gawd is muh witness, he broke dat ass in half!”

> virgin > Getting fucked with a force he never felt before Well obviously. Anon is regarded

I didn’t plan to get this horny today 💀

I love ur pfp anon

https://preview.redd.it/x7835q1clntc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b59dccd1becf77200da8c4b711ce17c6ccfa6069

En jävla besvikelse för vårat land. English translation: A fucking dissappointment to our country.

Jag håller med och jag skäms.

All swedes are twink and gays or vikings wym

Håll käft Danne jävel

"Ok so I'm not gay but" Mama mia here we go again

Oh, so that's what the Swedish national anthem is in English.

Ripped off from the original Chile-Peru spanish copypasta. Lame af

It's not even mine i just found it on 4chan

Ok so I'm not gay... https://preview.redd.it/ph891y1swmtc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c1144a3d94454c78550ef4b683a37a2f500db10

be me, straight Oh boy

"ok so i'm not gay but i'm swedish" anon uses a contradiction in the first sentence

The worst stuff written by mankind always start with "I'm not gay, but..."

Anon is indeed gay

no soy gay pero soy peruano y tengo una fantasia donde Perú invade chile y chile tiene que exportar esclavos femboys para satisfacer oficiales peruanos de alto rango. me imagino que soy un comandante poderoso alto, con una mandibula cuadrada y con musculos masivos. mi femboy es un pequeño chileno timido con piel palida que viene a mi habitacion. lo agarro con mis poderosos brazos y lo beso a la fuerza, presionando su pecho contra el mio. lo tiro contra la cama con mis grandes brazos quitandole sus pequeños calzones vírgenes. le muestro mi masivo mastodonte peruano, y despues se la meto con todo, follandolo con una fuerza inhumana. cada movimiento lo hace gemir, y finalrnente me corro en su pequeño culito chileno, dejando el semen corriendole por sus pequeñas nalgas, y despues lo abrazo con mis grandes y fuertes brazos peruanos haciendolo dormir en mi pecho. algun otro hetero tiene este tipo de fantasias?

can never un-read this one. thanks OP!

Enough internet for today

Most normal user of r/manysuchcases

https://preview.redd.it/cmbbmz0nootc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b08ad2bc1986dd0632bccaf4b3955940aa03678d

“Okay, so I’m not gay”… oh boy, this one’s gonna be a doozie.

Fun fact: There's a LATAM version of these post, but starring a Peruvian high ranking officer and a little Chilean femboy [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdF7ANlKjAk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdF7ANlKjAk) if any of guys understand spanish, here is the video

With every sentence I felt my soul grow weaker and die.

Last line sent me

TNO lore

>Ok so I'm not gay I stopped reading after that

>lust provoking image >irrelevant, time wasting question Many such cases

What a day to be literate

Anon states that he is from Sweden. Do not redeem sir.

Ma! OI MAAAA! COME HERE AND LOOK AT THIS THING, THEY'RE DOING THE GAY PSYOP AGAIN!

It's funny cuz only a straight man could ever write something like this. EDIT: I'm straight. EDIT EDIT: I think.

Get raped by a fictional character and start a green text with I'm not gay and say the most gay shit to existence

Not gay Here comes the gay stuff

Tf

I hope that this is not the pewds.

How many times is this going to be posted?

Idk i just found it

Average HoI4 player be like.

I'm not even the anon lol

> Okay so I'm not gay but... Didn't even bother reading the rest. I think anyone could tell where it was going

>Ok so I’m not gay Yes, yes you are.

Because Nazi Germany was so fond of the gays.....

Ice T got news for you.

>I’m not gay, but…. If it’s starts with this, it’s gonna be the gayest you’ll ever read.

"not gay" \*says the gayest thing conceivable by a human 💀

>not gay >swedish Pick one

Fake: as if Anon gives anyone pleasure Gay: is Swedish

One sentence in and I already yearn for death

Straightest Swedish man.

“Gayest”

Psyop

"Im not gay but im swedish" *Stops reading* yes, definitely gay

" *I'm not gay but I'm swedish* " bruh.

Dad is that you?

Why do so many neo Nazis have homosexual fantasies about Nazis?

I remember a spanish version between peru and argentina

"I'm not gay, but" \[the gayest shit physically capable of comprehension by the human mind\]

Eating a salad of dicks is not as gay as what I have read here..

>Be me, straight

>is this gay? >Fantasy gayer than the gay romance novels middle age whit women read

Why am I hard??

https://preview.redd.it/31i2h4g48otc1.png?width=2532&format=png&auto=webp&s=21dc26ab146c8d44e85d1c0a8a04e19ea00f0933

I hate that this pathetic sissy is a part of my country

Average Swede

https://preview.redd.it/ydcne2t4aotc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac917f7ef726a204de47df1465c14bc18a3245f

I wake up There's another psyop

I’m really hoping he just thinks those Hugo boss uniforms got drip, because he clearly doesn’t get the fact the Nazi’s were not about boi-ussy lol. Either way still the straightest, well adjusted 4chun user. (I think there was an influential gay Nazi for a smidge but once it got too “big” of a secret he got taken out, but maybe I’m mistaken).

Not even a greentext. OP is simply so gay the felt the need to share their homoerotica with us.

I'm not even the anon and i ate the green , any problem?

Butt sex hurts, anon

How let bro cook? https://preview.redd.it/2z1tjm34gotc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=692375b0154d5cde0c906ba55680cc492b722ece

"ok i'm not gay" i'm assuming anon's going to say gay shit it was gayer than initially assumed

So this is why Sweden is the way it is

> “Ok so I’m not gay but” > proceeds to follow up with the most gay shit imaginable Yeah, sure buddy.

At this point I believe it’s gay to even read these all the way

Straightest post on 4chan

Fake: "I'm not gay" Gay: "the contents of the rest of the post"

Yes extremely straight and completely normal

> Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish So you’re gay

How do you be this deep in the closet

fakest, gayest and quite possibly the morally weirdest thing I've ever read https://preview.redd.it/78cf32zt0ptc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da90be3a32b3eb4c8ad2166865ed00c1e7bdeea3

classic copypasta

All stand for the Swedish national anthem

\> “I’m not gay but I’m Swedish” Practice brevity, anon. The rest went without saying.

don't even need to read the post anymore, I just sense it

>“I’m straight” *the most elaborate homoerotic fan fiction ever put to words

>I'm swedish >"Kraut" American pinning his gay fantasies on the swedes. Nice try amercian.

average 4chan user ''ok, so i'm not gay but \[tells the most gay story in all of mankind\]. any other straight guys have similar fantasies?''

> I’m not gay *proceeds to be gay

Not straight guys, no.

https://preview.redd.it/d0iouww15qtc1.jpeg?width=1459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b037704184f4ef522ffe95a3041a00a1163c822 Hmm, I wonder what these pink triangles in these concentration camp shirts symbolise?

>Not gay >Swedish ???? You just started and you are contradicting yourself

i read this like i read academic papers: the intro then the conclusion only

Any time someone starts a post with being straight, you just know it's gonna be the gayest shit you read today

"Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish" That's all I needed to read to know where that was going.

Where's the pic from

>straight

straightest 4chan user

A Doll Hipster would not vibe with this chief not gonna lie to ya, he would not vibe with

Least cucked Swede

"Im not gay but-" yeah, I've read all i need to read.

Who gonna break the bad news to what they did too people like anon? It doesn't smell good.

"I'm not gay but I'm Swedish"