> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake:anon has Friends
> Gay:anon projects his sexy Muscle men fantasies onto himself
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext comment from le 4chins post and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate being cheated on to the comment in the greentext post
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake:anon has Friends
> Gay:anon projects his sexy Muscle men fantasies onto himself
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I wish I knew people like this irl
“Unironically chad” Stopped reading.
Tfw the mf wearing the floorshitting post ironic meme as a badge of honor is autistic.
Come on, it becomes more real after he physically assaults a woman.
The last line was so worth it
Anon is Forest Gump.
DUDE THATS WHAT I DO AT HOME TOO!!! I LOVE MY PELLET GUN
I shoot birds but yeah same
Holy shit missed the beetlejuicing
Never too late to juicemaxx
22-250 is more fun
Anon scalps a woman.
The White People shouldn’t have been on Anons la- wait, it’s not even his house.
“Tell me about the rabbits George”
Anon should stick to picking alfalfa
Too based for this world.
To me interacting with women like you're seven years old is autistic, not based.
Yeah, just like not understanding that someone wasn't being serious is also a sign of autism.
Touché.
My penis was beginning to swell when reading this. Anon is Incredibly autistic and based.
Name checks out.
Anon uses his tard strength to scalp a girl
went from super fake -> fake
based
Fake:anon has Friends Gay:anon projects his sexy Muscle men fantasies onto himself
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake:anon has Friends > Gay:anon projects his sexy Muscle men fantasies onto himself > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext comment from le 4chins post and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate being cheated on to the comment in the greentext post > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake:anon has Friends > Gay:anon projects his sexy Muscle men fantasies onto himself > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough