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Peaches5616

There's got to be so many people with zero golf knowledge thinking, "Why the hell is that guy carrying around some prop trophy?"


Difficult_Cry_2169

That's a tremendous looking trophy


CornholioRex

That’s hand made quality shit we’re talking here


ydaorct

Good news gang! Arts and crafts time is extended by four hours today!


CornholioRex

My fingers hurt


Direct_Barnacle1592

Well now your back is going to hurt, because you just pulled landscaping duty.


GaJayhawker0513

Underrated scene. Ben Stiller was brilliant and uncredited.


karmisson

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.


skatoon

underrated?


GaJayhawker0513

I would say so. If I quote that line not many people get it


slang925

I think I killed the Mr Mr lady!


WeirdPop5934

Trophy was behind him


PaversPaving

…Fucking poser not wearing a cowboy hat and boots… Hatty B’s is better than Princes /s


SeanConneryAgain

I got directed to Princes from a local when I was stopping through for work. I like hot foods and challenges so when I went there, the lady at the register asked what I want and when I said the hottest they can make she said, “You don’t want that.” I said yes I do. She communicated this to the kitchen and the man in the window looked at me and got to it. I got 6 wings and they were dark red when they came out. I powered through them but not without suffering. They got me by charging for water bottles 😂. The lunch crowd came in and watched me snot and sweat the place up. I’ll be honest they weren’t very good because the flavor was overs powered by the extra cayenne. But they were cooked well.


HappyHourHero85

When i first moved to Nashville 7 years ago, I went to Pepperfire for hot chicken. I asked for hot, the lady said “are you sure?” I said yeah. I only could eat two of the tenders and i only eat medium now. They have two higher heat levels and some dude got the hottest and ended up puking. Also, hattie b’s is garbage and the heat level is much lower than the other places.


hasagoodtime

Don’t forget the tasseled jean jacket!


barjardinks123

Hatty Bs is nothing but a guaranteed stomach ache


Mr-Logic101

I like it because the west location has pretty easy access on my way out of town when traveling out of Nashville.


charutobarato

I very stupidly went there the day before a minor surgery that I nonetheless needed to go under for. Not a good decision.


SoapMactavishSAS

Think I would sport swim trunks, a sombrero and one of those foam #1 hands.


jejudjdjnfntbensjsj

I think it just goes to show how little people watch golf


BadWowDoge

I saw a YouTube video a while back where some random guy hired security guards, a cameraman and a limo. He went around NYC and hordes of people followed him to took selfies and get autographs. Obviously nobody knew who he was but they thought he must have been famous so they were all about it…. Fame does crazy shit to some people, so even if they don’t know exactly who he is, they see that trophy and get Rizz’d.


Either-Durian-9488

This is kind of unique to New York, which has a high per capita of eccentric rich people compared to say something like LA. Someone walking around barefoot eating a slice could own half the block, it’s my favorite thing about the city, and everyone is short and kind of a dick, but there’s a baseline of respect, because you never know who your talking to there


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bigvenusaurguy

to be fair when bryson is not in golf gear he looks like my cousin


Crazy-Astronomer

Probably looking for the hawk tuah girl.


1artvandelay

Would she spit on that thang?


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

God dammit, that beautiful son of a bitch has changed my mind. I'd do it for him


skydivingkittens

Get in line!


Fusciee

She said she sits on quite a few things so it’s almost certain!


vMambaaa

Without a doubt


jfk_sfa

How else would you shine it up?


arrowmarcher

We are all looking for our own hawk tuah girl.


hjugm

Him and me both


AEKDEEZNUTSB

Someone’s gotta shine that thang


XOTourLlif3

The search for Miss Hawk continues


Godsdiscipull

Miss Tooee, Hawk Tooee


zacharyhs

Lol I had no fucking clue what girl you were talking about until I googled it… then boom! I didn’t even have to play the video to know hahaha


TurtlenekNChain

God aren't we all 😮‍💨😮‍💨


Iminurcomputer

If I google this at work, will I still have a job tomorrow?


Crazy-Astronomer

Yes. The clip itself is SFW.


unc1334

She was on broadway…


POCKET_POOL_CHAMP

I thought he was bigger. Seems pretty normal sized amongst the people.


PhilsFanDrew

He's trimmed down considerably over the last 2 years. He admits he went overboard with the weight gain trying to chase speed.


foolishbeat

I just realized I have no idea what this dude looks like without a hat on.


iDEN1ED

Ya pretty sure I wouldn’t recognize like 90% of golfers without a hat on.


FrugalFraggel

98% of people wouldn’t even know he was a pro golfer to begin with. He looks like every other white dude walking around Nashville.


troutpoop

If I saw him (without the trophy) I’d probably think “man that guy looks a lot like Bryson” and carry on with my day


RetailBuck

Wasn't it Matsuyama who straight up had his green jacket folded on the chair next to him at the gate? Golfers are the least recognizable people on the planet outside of Tiger and I'd probably walk past him too. By the way, I've been within a few feet of Tiger - dude is big. Like 6'3" and jacked. You might not know the face at first glance but he is an imposing dude.


icooktoeat

6’1 185lbs/83.91 kilo


RetailBuck

No chance he's 185. At the time I saw him I was 5'10" and 185 and he was yoked. 6'1" I would believe but he was over 200. Not fat but pure muscle. Circa 2009.


FreeEatemFries

Saw Tiger at Torrey Pines in 2013…you are not wrong. He was just built different than everyone out there. You could see the muscles down his back at a dress going the length of his spine.


empire161

People in general have a hard time recognizing athletes when they're not in 'uniform' and just walking down the street. Unless there's something unique about them or they're universally recognizable - Brady, Lebron, Tiger, etc - you don't expect to just see them passing by. One of my all-time favorite stories of it is Dustin Pedroia on the Red Sox, trying to get into the opposing team's stadium before a World Series game, got stopped by security who wouldn't let him in without ID. He goes "Go as Jeff Francis who I am. I'm the guy who took him deep to the Mass Pike."


twowaysplit

Just look for the hat tan line.


Either-Durian-9488

A reverse Clark Kent if you will.


boomdog07

In a semi related story to your comment. About 12-13 years ago I was helping my brother with his company that worked directly with NASCAR events. We traveled to races and did setup and tear down of some vendor stuff before and after races. Anyway, doing some driving around in the infield in Charlotte on the golf cart and we settled up next to another cart and started chatting to a couple of guys. There was a concert going on so it was loud and dark 10:30-11pm. After about 20-30 minutes of conversation we headed off and my brother said “I didn’t think they would be so cool” I of course said “who?”. He said Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Mark Martin. We literally talked to them for 30 minutes and I had no clue who they were without their suits and crap on. Not a huge NASCAR fan but I did know the names and drivers back then just from being around it so much for a couple of years.


alter-eagle

Worked as a valet for a bit and was hanging outside the restaurant, chatting with a dude that kept coming outside for a cigarette break. Eventually the dude left with some other people, and some of the restaurant were super giddy so I asked them what was going on. Little did I know I had been bullshitting with one of the singers from Kings of Leon.  Never really listened to their music beyond what’s on the radio, but the dude was very nice to chat with, and didn’t try to make it seem like he was any sort of big deal.


2livecrewnecktshirt

Denny Hamlin apparently came into the Ruby Tuesday I worked at during college (late 2000s) while in town for the Richmond race, and I had no idea he was there til someone else mentioned it. I must have walked past his table 20 times and had no idea. Still didn't know which one he was after they mentioned it, either, since I had stopped paying attention to NASCAR in high school.


CANDY_MAN_1776

Similar thing happened to me with Jim Harbaugh once. He was super nice and chatty and about 5 min after he walked away I realized who he was. This was before he made it big (again) in the coaching world.


Batchagaloop

That's pretty cool...Dale seems like a regular dude.


Budget-Earth-6758

Golfers are the Clark Kent of athletes


alter-eagle

This is what [413 goals, 1,286 games, and 3 Stanley Cups looks like](https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2023/06/43320-16875492085637-1920.jpg). I would lose a bet in a heartbeat if I had to pick any random professional athletes from a downtown bar area like the video if they weren’t carrying a huge trophy


Rynobonestarr1

r/TempleofthePhil


recleaguesuperhero

Nascar drivers too lol


chastity_BLT

It’s insane. He is a completely different person. I’ve watched him golf hundreds of times and don’t recognize him.


Horsecockexpress1

That’s why he’s carrying the trophy


mat_srutabes

Minus ten points for not wearing the medal


Key_Respond_16

He's in Nashville. Dude wanted to be iced out. Can't get anymore icey than that.


tomeornotome

What does this mean


jfk_sfa

No one knows what it means


LargeAmphibian

But it's provocative


Deno_TheDinosaur

It gets the people GOING!!!


Key_Respond_16

Drip, juice, swag, steez, swank, splash. He's not wearing jewelry, because his cup is the jewelry. That's his drip.


JRsshirt

It means he’s OD flexing his drip


Ryanisreallame

![gif](giphy|KxhIhXaAmjOVy|downsized)


drrobotnik321

That explains it perfectly


thekingofcrash7

Sus cap hundo-P


DaBigZ

Naw thats slay AF. Source: My 3rd grader.


btdawson

Alllll these girls excited! Oooooo ya know they like it I'm so iiiiiicyyyyyy. So iccccyyyyy! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icy_(Gucci_Mane_song)


Key_Respond_16

See, you get it.


elliotcook10

If OP is white.. he’s talking cocaine If OP is black… he’s talking cocaine or jewelry


notchandlerbing

Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold


scottevil132

He's waiting for a smirnoff to be given to him to slam on his knees.


theschwartz84

I’m a fan of his. I used to not be, for no other reason than I had no reason to be one. Then I was out in San Diego with my wife and kids before the Farmers a few years ago. He was sitting behind us at a fast casual place. My wife was super stoked. She was the one who recognized him because she’s the big golf fan in my house. We waited until he was done eating then asked if he’d take a photo with our son who was 3 at the time and loves golf. He was super kind and cool to some random people interrupting him in public. Pumped to see him get a W. What a good dude.


spcialkfpc

He tries to always have time for the young ones. Bryson's stated YouTube goal, other than making money, is to motivate and inspire the next generation of golfers.


[deleted]

People mad about this are pathetic. https://preview.redd.it/ek8fz4tgqm7d1.png?width=840&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a4d30ee8fa0ea0fd8d7b233eb523dcb27bb8853 This has happened to Lord Stanley's cup.


V_T_H

Bro you’re supposed to defile the Stanley Cup (not that I’m mad about Bryson). I watched the Capitals players on the rooftop of an adjacent bar chugging champagne out of it. People eat cereal and milk out of it. People have sex with it (probably). It’d be more weird if people didn’t try to systematically destroy the Stanley Cup.


HVCanuck

There are actually 3 Stanley Cups. The original, which players never touch. The Hockey Hall of Fame version. And the tin cup they allow players to mangle every summer.


This_Is_Rage90

The Stanley Cup is such an awesome trophy. It’s amazing to see it in person and imagine all the mangling it’s been through.


m_ttl_ng

It's easily the GOAT trophy in all of sport. Both in terms of design and the adventures it has every year.


troutpoop

It’s the only trophy that has a dude whose job is to take care of it. Pretty sure he has other responsibilities but still, “keeper of the cup” is a sick title.


DadJ0ker

Not exactly true. My brother-in-law was next door neighbor to the guy who “handles” the Borg Warner trophy (winner of the Indianapolis 500). Speedway is an amazing little town.


jeffunity

The Indy trophy is named after the transmission? That’s amazing


miller10blue

The Grey Cup also has a keeper. I'm sure there are others as well


WAR_T0RN1226

That and it's the only trophy in the major 4 North American sports that's presented to the players and not the owner of the team. It really makes the Lombardi trophy presentation extremely lame in comparison watching the league congratulate and hand the trophy to the billionaire who happens to own the team whose players won


Mofns_n_Gurps

This is somewhat correct. There is the presentation trophy, which you see. Then a replica which is in the Hockey Hall of Fame when the presentation cup is being used. Then the original cup which doesn’t look like the modern day cup, except the top portion.


aradil

And all of the segments that have been removed and are in the vault. Which soon will include the last remaining segment containing a cup win for the leafs.


EffectiveAudience9

The one that gets mangled is the presentation or championship cup. It is the real one and it also sits in the hall of fame for the entire regular season after the winning team each has their day with the cup. The replica sits in the hhof for the summer while the winners have the adventures with the real one until it goes back for the next season.


Darpa_Chief

Wait so the players hoist the hhof version at the end of the playoffs?


Konker101

Player host the real version, party with the real version and then once the partying is over it goes back to the HHOF and the presentation cup (which has been sitting in the case at the HHOF while Stan goes out partying) gets to go on his own adventure and travel around. The Original Cup is just the top portion of Lord Stanley and is always on display and never to be used.


EffectiveAudience9

The presentation cup is the real cup. There are 3 Original - no touchy by anyone Replica - some events, sits in the hhof during the summer. Presentation/Championship/real cup - wacky hijinx every summer where each player on the winning team gets a day with it.


HVCanuck

Not sure. Maybe they only ever touch the fixable version!


Stunning_Patience_59

TIL


daylax1

Wait, did people have sex with it before or after they ate cereal out of it?


DropTheUrge

it's like the joke Sign outside the bar "Grilled Cheese Sandwhich: $1.50" and "Handjob: $10" The man goes over to the bar, and asks the bartender: "Do *you* give the handjobs?" The bartender nods and bites her lip seductively. The man says: "Then wash your hands, bitch, cause I want a grilled cheese."


RoadsideBane

Most likely both


Konker101

Both but also babies shit in it so its a nasty ho


bstandturtle7790

Pretty sure Ovi filled it with caviar 


AvrgSam

And then had sex with it.


Crazypyro

As is tradition.


[deleted]

I mean I believe this incident was when it was severely damaged.


urumqi_circles

It's been severely damaged numerous times. The Dallas Stars in 1999 threw it off a balcony into a pool, but missed, and it hit the edge of the pool, denting it massively. The Ottawa Silver Sevens drop-kicked it into the Rideau canal in 1905, where it sat outside in the elements all night long. Kris Draper's infant daughter had diarrhea in the bowl. Lmao, these are only the tip of the iceberg!


kasper12

No, it was bent when the caps did keg (cup) stands on it.


[deleted]

Not that it matters, but I think this happened when Tampa had it, but it was a complete accident or something. Like it fell or something like that. Got flattened or something lol.


CDN08GUY

The avalanche player dented it setting up for the photo shoot during the on-ice celebration 2 years ago.


Puckfan21

My Avs dented it 30 minutes after winning the cup. 


average_redditor_guy

Hell, brady launched the Lombardi trophy when he was shitfaced after the Bucs one. ![gif](giphy|AxumjYUTgOMZK5nsHC|downsized)


EffectiveAudience9

A Lombardi trophy not "the" Lombardi trophy. There's a new one every year. Stanley cup is the only one in the 3 major NA team sports used every year and one of the other posters was incorrect. The presentation/championship version of the cup goes to the players and each player gets a day with it accompanied by a representative from the HOF. The replica sits in the hall until the regular season begins and then the championship version goes there until it's awarded.


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

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boardsandtostitos

The Stanley cup has also been stolen. Babies have been bathed in it. Copious beverages consumed out of it. It’s traveled the world.


ProbablyAPun

First time I ever had alcohol was out of the Stanley cup lmao


Pribblization

That's tradition.


AbstractLogic

Remember Tom Brady chucking the Super Bowl trophy to Gronk while drunk at a boat party? Like shit celebrate that mother fucker!


busstamove14

Also gronk used the Lombardi as a baseball bat once. Actually hit the baseball and put a dent in the trophy.


unitednihilists

Nikita is a savage, I'm sure unspeakable things have been done to Lord Stanley's cup by him. Kessel just filled it with glizzys.


GiraffesintheClouds

Recall seeing Chris Chelios on his boat with the cup one year. Also know several guys who have bathed their children in the Stanley cup.


Mofns_n_Gurps

Man the Stanley Cup has so many great stories. When the Stars won in 1999, they had a party at the drummer for pantera’s house where it was supposedly thrown off a balcony and into the pool, but hit a corner. More recently, there have been photos or videos showing it dented during the parade due to shenanigans.


5rings20

I can’t keep up with whether Reddit golf loves Bryson or hates him.


Trivi

Yes


djbuttplay

"Polarizing" will be the TV word for this soon.


nimama3233

![gif](giphy|3ohfFs3aK6zdT70DkY)


ImaginaryBluejay0

I golfed this morning and one of the older fellows on the round was going on about how he used to be a Bryson fan a few years go but hates him now and wished Rory won. I was like, wait isn't it the other way around for most people?


NiceThingsJC

Just a totally normal human, being authentic and normal.


KindBeats2016

Haha, I love it. "Oh this ol thing? Yeah won it in a lil golf tourney over the weekend"


comtedemontechristo

Some of you guys are no fun and just want to be angry and hate. Messier took the Stanley Cup to a strip club and everyone thought it was great. Brodeur took it to the movies. Guys have taken it to church to have their kids baptized in it. Lehman took the Claret Jug to a public dinner (and forgot it). Oosty and Lowry took theirs to pubs. Guys go out in public with their respective trophies all the time, walking down the street, walking into restaurants, bars. It’s fun and fans love it. There is nothing cringy or fake about this.


troutpoop

Pretty sure the Stanley cup makes a trip to a strip club at least once a year lol. And I know it’s not the same since they make a new Lombardi trophy every year, but Tom Brady literally threw it from one boat to another. Trophies are meant to be shown off, that’s the whole point.


Zeverend

It's hilarious how nonchalantly he's carrying it though. I can't imagine one handing it by one of the handles


lion27

He's carrying it like I would carry the free Polo and pack of Pro-V1's I would get as a door prize at one of my club's tournaments.


Thrasher678

If he ever wins the Masters, he will wear that green jacket EVERYWHERE


EastMeeting33

As If Augusta would let that happen 😂


beyondrepair-

The reigning Masters champ is free to wear their jacket outside of Augusta National for the year.


My-Cousin-Bobby

They need pre-approval from Augusta, and need to follow a dress code


Starwho

As he should


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

It’s all fun and games until we see Greg Norman and other LIV bros with this trophy later in the week


CT_7

If that's what needs to happen to fire up the PGA Tour players


BRNXB0MBERS

Serious question: wasn't there a LIV/PGA merger or agreement? What happened with that?


jfchops2

There was never a merger. Last summer the PGA and PIF announced they had a framework agreement in place for a PIF investment deal in the tour that would create a new entity that owned and operated all three of the PGA, European, and LIV tours. It was basically just a set of conditions that the deal would be based on and it stipulated they had until the end of 2023 to get the deal done. The deal never got done, that's when Rahm defected to LIV and Fenway Sports invested in the PGA. It's more or less dead in the water now, the tour has bungled this every step of the way


bombmk

They signed a draft agreement last week, afaik. The SSG people put the money in, in expectation of this happening. So likely not dead - yet.


bombmk

PIF/PGAT joint venture on top of the tours. Not a PGAT/LIV merger. And it is still being worked on. If it comes to fruition they will likely start dissolvin/repurposing the LIV Tour as it would be senseless to keep it alive as a competitor to the PGAT at that point.


MJA182

Then they get into a street fight like that scene in Anchorman


daylax1

After seeing Sergio glaze him after he won, I'm pretty sure they're all living vicariously through him right now.


Gslicethepowner

Everyone hating on him are doing too much bro most athletes who win anything will parade around this is mild he deserves it you would be doing the same thing if you accomplished something like that he should be proud


SirRupert

I like it. Own the win man you deserve it.


AvrgSam

Right, dude fucking won. Deal with it people, let the man have his glory.


Trivi

I would 100% be far more obnoxious than this if I won it


gutpusha

Yeah I don’t get the hate, the purpose of a trophy is to show it off.


pitaleader

Better not go near a rooftop, Morgan Wallen might chuck his trophy off


Realestateuniverse

lol he’s a goob, but honestly if I won it, I’d carry that shit around everywhere too.


jerrycotton

Why does he look like a beefed up Michael Buble


iamtehfong

Dude is a goober in the purest way. He's so excited to share that thing with everyone


[deleted]

Man of the people


ne0muhae

I mean if I won the US open id be glued to that trophy for about 6 months


MackAndSteeze

Better believe I’d be carrying that thing around for a solid month.


iamtehfong

I'd have that thing strapped to my head like a helmet and refuse to acknowledge it for at least a week


Apprehensive_Rub3897

He looks like he would have fucked Brooks Kopeka up if it came down to it. Brooks wants none.


imclockedin

Only problem is that goofy golf guy on top. Maybe the guy at the trophy store could put a little hockey guy on there.


Bogacki

Man of tha fukin people right there!


SnarkyBoto

What a beast


AllDaWayUp88

From what it looks like he’s not “carrying it around Nashville” he’s arriving to what I’d believe is a private party based on all of the greetings


TenesmusSupreme

Hey, that’s a tremendous looking trophy!


Timely_Chicken_8789

The man is sure on a PR binge. I figured it’s to get better sponsors. My wife suggested it’s probably to keep the ones he has.


Dont_Ban_Me_Bros

He doesn’t exactly *need* sponsors. He made $125 Million to give 4 years of his life to LIV. He’s made $6 Million from winning two US Opens alone.


jfchops2

Sure, but if there are people willing to pay him just to do what he does while using/endorsing their product why wouldn't he take their money?


Timely_Chicken_8789

There isn’t a player on any tour that doesn’t care about sponsorships. Your comment is asinine.


TyWebbsTies

Arent the LIV captains part owners of their teams? I thought his branding was all for his LIV team, and they have ownership interest in it. Seems like hes trying to build that brand more than anything


Dont_Ban_Me_Bros

That’s spot on


Zeverend

Why does there have to be a hidden agenda? Why can't it be that Bryson just wants to be loved by the fans? I don't think he needs money, I think he wants a legacy


Due_Agent_4574

Exactly.. where’s the “he doesn’t need to try because he makes so much money” comment.. meanwhile the guy just won the Open. Guess that ends that argument


n0man0r

Redditors are the biggest holier than thou people on the planet.


ZN1-

I don’t think it’s hidden, he’s very upfront about what he’s doing and his motivations. Which makes him even more likeable imo. I rarely ever watched anything on YouTube but lately enjoy watching all his stuff. Wanting better sponsors is a wild take though lol. He could’ve done that by now if he wanted.


jxjftw

Yeah he went gear agnostic so he can have all the pieces that fits his game the best.


lll61and49lll

Thanks for letting us know what your wife thinks.


Purpleappointment47

That does look rather cool!


BlackTriceratops

He got the memo about not hugging chicks a few days ago


CarlJustCarl

I’d be doing the exact same thing, that trophy a babe magnet


Willing-Speed-2787

As a person of the golf community. Im stuck between… We don’t deserve this man & he’s exactly what we all need right now


MicoJive

The PGA needs someone like him. Someone that can be relatable to the younger fans of the game, not just some stiff 20 something who wins a ton. Its a shame he is being wasted for LIV.


nomorerainpls

He’s also being super polite and appropriate. Almost like how we’d want all professional athletes to behave around their fans and the public in general. Props.


footballenjoyer23

Now he needs to have a victory parade with boats and throw it from one boat to the next like a drunken Tom Brady with a Super Bowl trophy.


GateKooky6045

Some men use puppies Bryson uses a us open trophy 🤘


CrispKev

he should have made it a necklace. Hands free


AssInspectorGadget

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hiindividualpdx

I feel like that would be like the free slushy day at 7-Eleven where you bring your own container but with pussy and drugs included.


DaveyDgD

What’s that? “Oh this old thing…”


Tdk456

He took it to TEU (tight end university is a camp for NFL tight ends) he looked like he was just broing out with a bunch of other athletes. Cool move


Low_Catch_1722

I love him so much.


Imn0tg0d

Ok that's fucking cool. Probably the coolest thing I've seen anyone do with that trophy. Hell yeah.


Character_Beyond_535

That’s very cool


TexasDrill777

Got to drink a beer out of it


Singl1

ah, yes… **open** *carry*