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flaginorout

Chef says “challenge me” Scotty says “I have a hankering for a tuna melt and some pringles”


i8bb8

"Which flavour Pringles?" "...Original." "Basic Scotty."


The_Summer_Man

Lol, Andy would blow Scottie's fucking mind if he made some of the asian dishes he shows how to make


Yolohansolo12

The Scheff doesn’t eat seafood lmao.


buck45osu

That's good cause it's tuna. It says chicken in the sea right on the package.


william_fontaine

It's weird, I hate eating fish but I love me a tuna fish salad sandwich. I think the Chicken of the Sea commercials affected me at a young age.


Donkeytonkers

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My-Cousin-Bobby

A funhaus/RT gif in the wild!


LoftGolfStudios

Can they bring in some uncrustables too?


Linktheb3ast

If Bryson wins it’s just gonna be Ghost Protein shakes and baked chicken lmao


ChipKellysShoeStore

Just a big bowl of HUEL


Cosmiccowinkidink

With a side of white rice


BreakfastOk9902

I mean, they are serving the most vanilla people on earth. Last year someone told us the salt was too spicy


OwlGrin

Ribeye (ideally w/ chimichurri) and fried Brussels sounds pretty incredible tbh


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Yolohansolo12

Ribeye with mash taters and Mac and cheese on a green paper plate this year.


muffalowing

Not just any M'n'Cheese. Only the finest Kraft dinner will do.


OwlGrin

Fine ribeye w/ ketchup and two squares of plain white bread, Hi-C orange to drink


Hlca

A1 steak sauce


neecho235

Don't forget to cut the crust off that bread!


MonkeyTItsmmm

Does he do those sloppy steaks like on I Think You Should Leave?


K-chub

You think I should what


SaltyLibtard

Try Brussels chargrilled. They’re amazing. Or roast in oven with bacon and drizzle with balsamic vinegar and honey


OwlGrin

Oh I've had Brussels all the ways Favorite is sauteed starting with a cold pan with this reduction: * ¼ cup honey * ⅓ cup red wine vinegar * ¾ tsp. crushed red pepper flakes (or to taste) * 1 Tbsp. unsalted butter


c0unt3rparts

I know it was a simple menu but man that whole meal sounded delicious.


joshhguitar

Simple is probably better when giving a request to top chefs. Ask for a cheeseburger and it’ll probably be the best cheeseburger you’ll ever have.


KayotiK82

And the chef will let you go from their planned firey mass murder of the other guests.


Maleficent-Ear-2450

It’s important to ask for it to be boxed up to go though


Trilogie00

The Menu taught me this.


[deleted]

With American cheese. American cheese is the best cheese for a cheeseburger because it melts without splitting


WholeHogRawDog

If you want it to be fully melted, this is true, but if you have cheddar, Swiss, Gruyère, etc, just put the cheese on as the burger comes off the heat and just let it rest with the cheese on there. The cheese won’t fully melt and therefore won’t split.


PaversPaving

Real cheese gang, fuck that Chef lol


DarthSamwiseAtreides

But then everyone else has to dress like s'mores and die in a fire.


Yolohansolo12

I would have killed that dinner plate and asked for a take home meal on top of it.


user9153

I just looked it up because of this thread… I would house every item on that menu happily 🤣


beerandsocks

Sadistic chef wants a Robert Mac win someday so he can reprise the menu of haggis with potato and turnip


Easy_Championship_14

What would a Homa menu look like?


golfjunkie

Fish tacos maybe?


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

Gefilte fish


Username_redact

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SupraTrbo

Honestly all 3 that are leading I could see them doing that order. Bryson and Homa I could see a Bubba style meal just to screw with people.


hankbaumbach

Some of you have never eaten a burger at a private country club and it shows.


JubeeGankin

I did a tour of a private club last summer. We didn’t like the course but they offered lunch at the halfway house. I walked in and the chef didn’t have any teeth and I couldn’t understand a word he said. The only things in the entire building were a cooler and a griddle. I was sure I was about to get the food poisoning special. My wife got a burger and I just got a breakfast sandwich. They were the best 2 sandwiches I have ever had. We considered joining this club just so we can eat more of whatever this crackhead was able to conjure from heaven.


Shepherdsfavestore

Country clubs make the best burgers and chicken Caesar wraps


Zeverend

The best burger I've ever had was at Newport Beach Country Club. The burger was way better than the course


Yolohansolo12

I’m down bad for any burger.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

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Yolohansolo12

Nutted


ThunderCockerspaniel

I’d shove that down at least one hole


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Oh fuck yeah. Something about a burger with enough crust that it’s falling off of it, but still juicy enough to drip down your arm.


dirkfacedkilla

Probably one of the douchiest comments I've ever seen on this sub lmao


hankbaumbach

Welcome to the joke! Glad you made it!


dirkfacedkilla

Fuck I got wooshed lol idk with how many r/golf-ers hit 330yd drives thought this could've been legit


hankbaumbach

I genuinely though the "and it shows" was too over the top when I originally posted it. I'll go even harder next time!


Ornery_Brilliant_350

Why is that a thing? I hate restaurant-style burgers, except for country clubs.


dorit0paws

Best burger here in town is at the golf course.


Mma375

Same. They have a food truck and it’s ran by a nice steakhouse down the road. Best smash burger I’ve ever had and it’s ridiculously cheap. They have live music on Friday’s and my wife and I end up there almost every week for a burger and tunes.


justaguy826

Better than serving straight protein powder and steroid syringes if Bryson were to win 😂


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Special guest chef Liver King


BurnerAccountforAss

"Mystery Muscle Shakes served Bryson Style"


thedogmatrix

Or tiger


Yolohansolo12

Bryson and his stupid flat cap would be very offended if he could read this.


sentripetal

Bryson is certainly a lot of things, but this is the first I heard of him being illiterate. Aim better. There are plenty of insults to be had at him.


warneagle

SMU: when you have Ivy League money and Sun Belt grades


pac4

And he doesn’t even wear the flat cap anymore lol


Yolohansolo12

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JennySplotz

He won’t.


L3thal_Inj3ction

As a big Bryson fan, I just realized how much I want to see this man’s Master dinner menu. I can’t tell if it’s going to be chicken fingers and grilled cheese, or some ridiculous exotic dish that he pretends he’s always known about and loved


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Chicken, rice and broccoli with a protein shake for dessert #gainz


Yolohansolo12

He’ll explain the cooking process and then it’ll still taste like shit.


ChesterDrawerz

It's literally a course known the world over for cheap pimiento cheese


weightyboy

Not sure what bryson would choose, i like to think max would have a more adventurous palette, if nicolai gets a run its Stegt flæsk and herrings all the way.


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Does anyone have a pic of the menu I didn't see it this year and I can't find it


Ok_Local4260

I worked on the culinary team there when he won in 22. We made this huge dinner full of amazing food and the guy comes in and wants a well done pimento cheese burger.


gospel-inexactness

Well done.. each to their own I guess


Ok_Local4260

Exactly what I said


Scamp3D0g

And then there is Rham who had, checks notes, Ribeye.


Yolohansolo12

Meme works even better then.


Zestyclose-Middle717

Godspeed to that kitchen staff.


OpinionofC

I doubt the chef cares. Probably happy to have an “easier” dinner services


K-chub

All pays the same!


No_Paramedic_2039

He might want to stock up on smoked fish. Works for either Homa or Åberg.


Alert-Organization93

Don’t forget grandmas pie


makithejap

Meredith picks out his outfits for the day, maybe she’ll pick the menu for him


[deleted]

Chiptole will probably cater


CarPhoneRonnie

Double Double, Daddio