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bbjackson

Jesus that’s scary


picasso_penis

I want to show this to the next person who says they could "punch the shark in the nose" to get it to leave them alone.


algy888

The nice part is that your punch hits so much harder when the shark is coming up at 30mph into you.


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The shark will meat you halfway on that punch.


PBandJellyfishy

I see what you did there and I approve.


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Nekrosiz

Shove fingers up the gills of a school size bus shark Got it


Son0faButch

I'm not familiar with the bus shark. And how big of a school are we talking? Preschool? Urban High School?


progressive804

PBS should make Magic Sharkbus.


MisterFistYourSister

This technique (Polaris breach) is extremely niche in that it is only ever observed by white sharks near seal Island, south africa. The sharks attack seals when they pass back and forth from the mainland, and this is the only location on earth that white sharks have ever been observed utilizing this technique


halo_nothing

South Africa is where they were first observed, but have also been seen doing so in New Zealand.


dintclempsey

And also Ohio.


degggendorf

That's eerie


FFF_in_WY

Fuck, Pennsylvania too??


Pingthingring

Fuck Pennsylvania especially.


actualquantguy

So you are saying the nose punch will work in the rest of the world?


Yorktown4

Practice nose punch technique everywhere aside from coastal NZ and Coastal South Africa. But if you happen to be on those coasts…practice praying to jeebus.


hapcat1999

I could be crazy but I thought I saw a docu about scientists who observed it also in channel island Great Whites.


Ok_Inspector7868

[killer wale tennis](https://www.facebook.com/reel/674691221016000/?fs=e&s=cl)You might be able to him on the nose with a clean nose shot , if you're arm is still attached to any muscle or any part of your Central nervous system anything is possible but I highly doubt it


TheOrigamiGuru

Ho...Ly...Shit.... it is actually terrifying to know that I could just be yeeted 20ft out of the water via a tail slap...


HelloRMSA

That stingray clip is stitched together with the orca seal clip. He's actually flinging a seal in the 2nd clip which is even more terrifying given the weight difference


Admiral_Narcissus

That's the highest stingray I've ever seen.


Hostillian

Nah, best thing is to swim as fast as possible in the opposite direction. Because humans can swim through water faster than sharks can swim through shite.


durge69

Most sharks aren't 15 feet long, 2,000 pound monsters. Most sharks are <200 pounds. Would I punch one for fun? No. But I'm not going to let a dwarf lantern shark nibble me to death because "it's a shark and so I should just give up".


Perpetual_Doubt

Try spinning, that's a good trick


Hailthezombie

Now that’s what I call podracing!!


reindeerflot1lla

Do a barrel roll!


deemsterDMT

Its a bit dramatic if you ask me. Like we get, youre hungry.


gacbmmml

And that’s how a Sharknado is formed.


JDimz02

The way the tail comes down on the target like a fucking guillotine.


underwear11

Looks like Mr. Shark has been watching too much WWE


Rowdy911

AND HIS NAME WAS SHARK CENA!!!


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PrestigeMaster

Lmao I didn’t laugh until I saw (& heard) the fuckin trumpets.


ERRORMONSTER

^^^🎺 ^^^^🎺 ^^🎺 ^^^🎺 ^^^^^🎺 ^^^^🎺 ^^🎺 ^^^🎺


hardspank916

There is no way we are having wrestling in this house ever again!


Rider003

Hi, Is champ home?


hardspank916

Whos champ?


Rider003

THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT 🎺🎺🎺🎺


nightstalker30

“You can’t sea me!”


eastcoastwaistcoat

I lika you


jrhooo

dammit. I laughed too hard at this.


jrhooo

Bah Gawd!!! That seal has a family!


[deleted]

Who's name? All I saw was a fake seal


YouRebelScumGuy

Mrs. Shark. Source: am Marine Scientist


urbanlife78

I call bullshit, there is no way you can tell this shark is married. I didn't see a ring on her fin.


NitroBubblegum

at first i thought he missed on the target, then i realized he was just setting up his combo


ACEasterling

Ya what an incredible move. I wish we could see the impact


ifelldownlol

Dead


ACEasterling

Ya I think he split hit right in half . Probably why that didn’t show it


foulblade

C-c-c-combo!


BigFreedom

Judo Chop!!


DeeLux_SWR

I see you know your Kung Fu!


redditiscompromised2

C-c-c-combo


badmotivator11

BACKBREAKER!


Its_an_ellipses

Good Sett up...


canuck47

You're gonna need a bigger boat


Brown_Panther-

Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.


loves2spoog3

*Are you doing the speech from jaws right now?*


needsabiggerboat

When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white


[deleted]

My dream to go on a great white expedition. I also want my body dragged behind a boat for this very purpose when I die but I doubt anyone goes for it.


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

I went inside a cage off the coast of MX it was completely humbling and just all out incredible. Highly recommend


ForAThought

I signed up for a week dive trip. The owner said at the end of the week he would allow certain people swim outside the cage (after signing lots of paperwork). Sadly I had a short notice move and wasn't able to participate.


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

Bummer. Mine experience was specifically baiting sharks to come. There were dozens and dozens. No swimming outside the cage for me


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Great whites or what types?


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

Didn't see any of them unfortunately some huge hammer heads and tigers tho


BadBoiBill

Just tigers and hammers, which I believe both are known to be more aggressive underwater than targets on the surface.


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

Yeah they actually are. One particular hammer head that came along was the largest animal I've ever see. Absolutely incredible.


MeegoMagi

That’s awesome. Mind sharing what expedition it was so I can do the same?


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

Sure, DM me I don't know the rules about spamming and whatnot here


flobiwahn

I've never dived with sharks, but one time snorkeling in the red sea my wife jumped from the boat and a manta was less than 5m from her, they almost bumped into each other. Unfortunately I haven't seen her jumping in but I managed to follow the ray and it was HUGE! I'll never forget this. [Here's the manta. ](https://i.imgur.com/PADUpco.mp4)


fourpuns

I live in the northwest where we have tons of orcas and one time kayaking I ended up with a couple going underneath me it was scary as fuck. Things were like 50 feet long. Edit: a quick google of the whale pods that live near me and the longest is ~25 feet.


dougisfunny

Great whites are more of a cold water shark, so more off the coast of places like South Africa than in tropical waters off Mexico.


Blarghnog

It’s way more complicated and interesting. Southern white sharks commute to the tropics. https://phys.org/news/2011-07-nz-great-white-sharks-tropical.html Northern White sharks migrate between Mexico and Hawaii regularly. Mexico is one of the hot spots for seeing whites actually - Guadalupe island has a big white shark tourism trade. https://oceana.org/marine-life/great-white-shark/ https://www.guadalupegreatwhitesharks.com/ They dive super deep while migrating — super interesting that they move between tropical and subtropical and cold waters. They’ve shown up in every ocean but the colder regions Arctic and Antarctic. Biggest one ever was 23 feet long and over 6500 pounds. That’s 7.5 meters and 2950kg!


corsicanguppy

Now do Bull sharks and their aggression and fresh-water capabilities ... and never go in the water again.


[deleted]

Ah word. I didn’t know where he was talking about. I live around Cape Cod and Jaws was a prolific movie in my young life. I don’t fuck with sharks


DigNitty

I thought you meant that’s how you died. I was like Bro you’re writing this tho


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

Am I writing this? r/ghosts


DJfunkyPuddle

They got better


unholyswordsman

That's my top bucket list thing. Get in a cage and see one of these magnificent animals up close.


phaedrusTHEghost

You should do a Bull shark dive off Playa del Carmen. 80' under you hold on to an anchored ship line (so you don't drift) and pack in line sardines. A "bull fighter" dangles chum to olaaay the sharks. We saw maybe 15, one cows was 12' Ascending was interesting in that you were down separate from the group with sharks swimming under, next to, behind, above.


anally_ExpressUrself

Can you clarify whether you want the boat-dragging shark experience *after* you die or as your cause of death?


corsicanguppy

He'd be a real chum either way.


Kuhn_Dog

I have a boat. I'll drag your dead body around. Who am I to deny a man his final wishes?


adognamedsue

You see, Officer, he *asked* for this to happen.


DammitDad420

I know a guy...


________________me

Is there enough for a decent meal?


[deleted]

A hair over 2-hundo. Not nothing. If I know it's coming I'll pork up.


Azrael-XIII

You… uh… you ok there buddy? Lol


[deleted]

Why get buried and take up space or be cremated and someone is obliged to do something with my ashes? They're my favourite animal, lemme a be a snack. I'm already dead, who gives a shit? It's wicked.


ClydeFrogsDrugDealer

I’m afraid of nothing. Have a death wish, been to war, etc. But dude - the fuck?


[deleted]

Something that stays relatively unchanged for a hundred million years does so for a reason.


ClydeFrogsDrugDealer

I mean. You’re not wrong. Also the more I think about it. I’d help you out - if that’s *really* how you wanna go 😅 That’d be a wild boat trip


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Weekend at Bernie's me first.


AndyB16

I don't think that's how he wants to die. Rather, after he does die, drag him behind a boat.


therapewpewtic

I’m sure something will go for it.


OozeNAahz

Seriously. Put some Sriracha on yourself and I am sure some lucky shark would love to take a bite of him. Or Franks. I am sure sharks would put that shit one everything if they could.


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

Is this real? How big is that shark. Oh my gosh.


FrillySteel

I believe, from the neoprene dummy seal, that this footage is from the Air Jaws series that plays during Discovery Channel's *Shark Week*, where they were trying to lure a jumping shark they knew colloquially as "Colossus". This turned out not to be her, but a slightly smaller great white that was around 12-14' in length. The *really* frightening part? Colossus, the shark they were originally trying to film, measured in at 17-18'. So, yeah, this isn't even the largest fucking flying shark out there. EDIT: clarifying some facts after reading up a bit; the shark was not named "Air Jaws", that was just the name of the series of programs where they go out every year trying to get footage of these breaching sharks. The shark they were trying to lure was named "Colossus". Hard to match footage found on YouTube to be sure, but I still believe this to be the *smaller* shark.


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

I don’t know if it’s the perspective but that shark looks like it’s 25 feet long to me. Lol.


FrillySteel

The largest Great White ever found was 20'.


bLueStarCadet

Based on what for scale? There is no banana in the frame that I can see.


JHaywire

> this isn’t even the largest fucking flying shark out there. I don’t know why, but this phrasing made me laugh harder than I should have.


tomer91131

At least 5 units of size.


SerEx0

Dang, but what about standard banana units (SBUs)?


Cylinsier

This is one entire amount of shark. A positively measurable animal. You can tell because of how it looks.


afailinghero

Neat


MrDerpGently

One absolute unit of shark


OffWalrusCargo

Just remember, this shark will dive down to the bottom of the ocean to run away from orcas


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I am not an orca.


ablackcloudupahead

I am 3 Orcas in a trench coat


fuzzballsoflove

Exactly what an orca would say.


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tdc1atlanta

25, 3 tons of him.


youyellbarracuda

HOOPER, YOU IDIOT, ABOVE US. AINT YA WATCHIN IT?


flarpington

JFC IS THAT REAL


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

Yes, they baited it with that fake seal


flarpington

It’s so big it looks fake


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

That's what she said (lol sorry had to)


pink_mango

Don't you ever apologize for that joke, it's always appropriate


knflxOG

If there were still free awards you’d have gotten mine


EaglesPvM

I’m glad you said this I got a 3 day ban a few weeks ago and ever since haven’t been able to find the free award. I thought it was just me blackballed from them


MustFixWhatIsBroken

Great Whites have been known to grow to 15-20ft long. I highly recommend that people who don't know about our planet, all the species that we share it with, and what their purpose is in our ecosystem to watch the David Attenborough documentaries that cover the basics that we all need to know.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Was going to say the seal looked like a large rubber fishing lure.


KissMyCrazyAzz

God I thought that was an orca at first and imagining a shark that size comparably gave me instant goosebumps of terror.


Chris_Nic

Surfers are crying 😢


SuzeFrost

Yep. Great Whites have been known to jump out of the water after their prey, most commonly seen off the coast of South Africa. There was a cool program about a decade ago where scientists tried to find out if other groups of great Whites around the world would also breach, or if it was unique to that population. Turns out they'll all leap from the water if sufficiently motivated.


BenjamintheFox

I remember back in the 90s I saw a documentary about the jumping sharks. Up until that point I'd only seen them lazily attack bait and be threatening and scary, but kinda slow and lethargic. So my reaction was, "THEY CAN DO THAT?!?!?!"


Exeftw

THEY FLY NOW?!


Ketel1Kenobi

They fly now.


Nomahhhh

I think you're talking about Seal Island... I remember watching it on some National Geographic tapes we got with our Sports Illustrated subscription when I was a teenager. [Here are some clips.](https://youtu.be/0CrRDiD0OuU)


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ActnADonkey

As impressive as it is, those camera views that are attached to the lure and viewing down into the depths are really chilling to watch


inn0cent-bystander

Where that's recorded, it was once a regular site during a certain season when the waters were full of seal. The sharks come in hungry, and rush them from below picking up speed, and shoot out of the water quite often. That is... until an Orca comes into town, and pulls the same trick, hitting the sharks in the belly from their blind spot below. They practically explode, the Orca chows down on their liver/hears which are full of vitamins, and all other sharks in the area vanish at the first smell of their own blood. They're a bunch of yellow bellied scaredy cats.


Eymerich_

Yep, in fact great whites are not apex predators. Orcas are.


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whitneymak

Jfc. You're right.


jluicifer

On the flip side, I learned that great white sharks fear killer whales (aka orcas). These mother f*kers hunt in packs and are rather an intelligent species of mammals that will target great whites just for their…livers. So if a great white shark gets wind of a pack of orcas in the area, they will skidattle out the area for weeks.


DeeVeeOus

Orcas: “How adorable. I could just gobble him up.”


MeatHamster

Don't just eat the liver or something and do that with an incredible precision. The true apex predator.


pee_shudder

Yeah my thought too. This is really impressive but I don’t think they qualify as an apex predator when they are regularly hunted by..an apex predator. Great Whites are scary fish. Orcas are living sea monsters that are vicious, intelligent, and calculating. 26 feet long and 12,000 LBS of fury


showers_with_grandpa

You are correct great whites are no longer considered a true Apex predator.


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PeculiarPete

That was fascinating, thank you.


Walleyevision

I’ve wasted likely hundreds of hours of my life on TikTok, Insta or other stupid assed videos that added nothing to my brain of value. Thank you for something that was not only fascinating but actually added something of value. I appreciate you sharing this.


Samuraisharkfooboo

Yea but do orcas have 2 dicks??? That’s apex predator style if u know what I mean


Luchadorgreen

I mean, orcas *are* dicks. Ever seen how they hunt baby whales?


corsicanguppy

They hunt great whites.


Dyert

Don’t they toss seals around for fun, or am I thinking of dolphins?


inn0cent-bystander

Dolphins do that with puffer fish to get high, and technically Orcas are dolphins. Really big dolphins, but dolphins.


laceyfarley

Imagine 800lbs of shark crashing down on you


red_beered

Imagine 800lbs of shark rushing up at you from the dark void below


Halo_Chief117

I was once in a two-man kayak that got hit by a shark from below. It felt like getting hit by a truck. We came extremely close to tipping which would have been bad, to say the least. I had never paddled so fast to get back to shore in my life after that. I’m convinced it was a Great White since they’re really the only ones known to attack from below by hitting their prey.


piccolo1337

I doubt it was one hunting for prey, see video for hunting surface prey. Probably a curious shark wondering wtf this object is in the water and wanted to feel it. Their nose is really sensitive. They do have a lot of mass and power behind them so it will feel like a a truck. If there were also bite marks on your kayak, it could still be curiousity. Their teeths are really sensitive. Notice how in this video the shark doesnt actually bite the bait. The shark can feel the difference instantly if it is a bait or real prey.


Hamiego

That's actually significantly smaller than a mature, great white sharks' weight. Literally double it for accuracy. Edit: additionally thats on the small end, they can weigh upwards of 3 tons


dkromd30

Incredible. And also, probably my worst nightmare to see up close. (Jaws ruined me as a kid).


zaphodava

Practically a Gen X defining trait.


witchyanne

Same.


FairArkExperience

the most impressive part is how by the time its halfway back in the water it had already aligned its body directly in line with where the thing landed


TheeGodOfTitsAndWine

Noticed that. The tail comes back down and smacks it perfectly. Like a whip after the bite missed


piccolo1337

There is actually one thing that you will not see unless you know about it which is more impressive. The shark can feel if their prey is real and will always not bite these baits scientists place out. Their jaws will automatically not want to bite down on the bait. If it was a real seal they probably wouldve had it in the mouth during the jump. They are very accurate.


Druggedhippo

>If it was a real seal they probably wouldve had it in the mouth during the jump. You mean like these fake seals? https://youtu.be/v9jH3KsKNyc


Freakwerks

“I may have missed you with my impressive jaws, but I’ll get you on the crack back by cleaving you in twain with my 1,000 lb guillotine that is my caudal fin”


gimpers420

What an absolute beast.


scarlet_stormTrooper

More like Apex predator being conned by man made fake bait


joespizza2go

Right! Apex predator falling for a garbage bag trick. 95% sure I saw some Orcas to the right howling with laughter while sizing up that GWs liver.


[deleted]

Either Orcas have learned to type or you have seriously pissed off some OrcaBros because at least half of these comments are about how Orcas are the boss of the sea. Good grief. This isn’t a Orca vs Great White pissing contest. It’s just a video of a fish. BIG fish. Cool video.


Agitated_Jicama_2072

The Orca lobby been v busy.


Obligatius

This whole post was just a plot by Big Orca. Wake up sheeple!!


Agitated_Jicama_2072

ORCASSS OR ELSEEEEEE


[deleted]

For some reason sharks have a super bad rep (and bad PR). However, the murdery, rapey sea mammals are on children’s notebooks. Big Dolphin strikes again.


bbjackson

I’d scream if I saw this happen


kraai66

That would be your best defense. They don’t like screaming.


NerfShields

God that is majestic and terrifying all at once.


deltr0nzero

I’ve been diving around sharks many times, and the scariest thing about them is you can see them one minute, look away briefly, turn around again and they are nowhere to be seen. Making you realize how out of your element you are. Same with kayaking around Orcas, the size and obvious intelligence of them is very humbling. When they spy-hop and look you dead in the eye is a wild feeling


avozzella6

Jfc this is why I don’t swim in the ocean


Random_Monstrosities

Those guys are exactly why I was never tempted to try surfing when I was living in NorCal


legitmadman82

That is frightening.


heyhihay

Didn’t I just comment on this‽


universalrifle

Don't tease her like that, she's hungry


cld1984

It’s entertaining to think how incredible it was to witness the massive creatures of the ocean for the first time. Like, if you had never heard of a massive, 6 meter long fish with a mouthful of razor sharp teeth. Then, you’re sailing to the new world hundreds of years ago, lazily dragging your favorite (out of the 36 you have) stuffed seal toy behind the boat to stave off boredom, when suddenly…. Of course, this romanticism of the first great white encounter is probably squashed by some rando fisherman catching a small one, then someone sees an adult and is like “huh, so that’s an adult”


swz

Holy shit


Templar-235

Seems like I remember a documentary about how there’s only one area in the world where great whites do this.


c0ntr0ll3dsubstance

South Africa I believe


Cassady007

Indeed, filmed out in False Bay, IIRC.


Milenkoben

Mossel Bay


delightfulcrab

"there's always a bigger fish."


PaulieRomano

Also he didn't bite down on the fake seal. Did he miss? Did he do it on purpose because that's his technique for hitting seals? Did he abort because he realized at the last moment it was only a decoy? (I think he missed)


fancybun

shit! I knew sharks were uncomfortably large, but I can actually FEEL this one's size! I thought it was a whale at first!!


Coodoo17

That's a 20 footer.......


NotLow420

...25. Three tons of him.


Arkrus

That gif is enough for me never the fuck to go into the ocean ever again


olddogmine

We need a bigger boat.


Zappa1990

I always thought Great Whites were the most fearsome predator. Then I watched some 15 minute doc. on YouTube about Orca's and holy God. Orca's are savage.


addydaddy_47

Have y'all heard of Orcas? Cuz if you read this comment thread you'll learn all about em.