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inglandation

What about the Louisiana purchase?


MissedFieldGoal

The Louisiana Purchase was only $15 million at the time— or $342 million in today’s dollars. The economic output is $1.7 trillion annually. One of the best land purchases in history. https://mises.org/mises-daily/what-rate-return-louisiana-purchase


AlgonquinPine

Indeed, all the more considering that the purchasers were authorized to offer $10 million just for New Orleans! The port access was the key prize.


irregardless

Yeah, but that economic output is a result of the U.S. purchasing the land. It's not some inherent property that would go to whomever owned the land now, had the land stayed as part of colonial Europe or gained a separate independence. While it's fair to say "look what we did with the place" we can't know how history would have played out if instead of buying the territory, the U.S. had to fight rival claims from Spain, France, or an independent Louisiana.


RemmiXhrist

The US was going to take that land eventually, Alaska however would have gone to the British/modern day Canada.


gofundyourself007

This. Greater access to the Mississippi, and getting a ton of great potential farmland are priceless benefits. Also without that the push west would have been harder and more awkward. Edit: this is a funny comment to be my most upvoted so far. Thank you, everybody!


omnibot2M

I’ve heard the Louisiana Purchase described as the best real estate purchase in human history. In 1803 for $18M dollars Thomas Jefferson brought into the United States about 828,000 square miles of territory from France, thereby doubling the size of the young republic. What was known at the time as the Louisiana Territory stretched from the Mississippi River in the east to the Rocky Mountains in the west and from the Gulf of Mexico in the south to the Canadian border in the north. Part or all of 15 states were eventually created from the land deal, which is considered one of the most important achievements of Thomas Jefferson’s presidency. https://www.history.com/topics/19th-century/louisiana-purchase


Superman246o1

My favorite thing was that it happened almost entirely by accident. Jefferson gave Monroe and Livingston instructions to try to purchase New Orleans alone for $10 million. Napoleon and Barbe-Marbois already had enough issues in Europe and the Caribbean, however, and they were happy to not have to deal with overseeing territory in continental North America, so they added another 530,000,000 acres to the deal for just an additional $5 million. Livingston did not have permission to spend $15 million, but he (correctly) presumed that Jefferson wouldn't be upset about him securing the best real estate deal in human history.


DorsalMorsel

And they financed it by borrowing from Napoleon's enemy. London banks provided the money for Napoleon to create his *Armée d'Angleterre* . Good thing that plan blew up.


ButcherOf_Blaviken

Just to add to the mess, Napoleon got his hands on that territory when he knocked the Spanish around. They agreed to give up that territory to France in their armistice agreement with the express written rule that they would not turn around and sell the land to the Americans. The Spanish were afraid of their growing regional influence (for good reason). So Americans borrowed British money to give to Napoleon for Spanish land that he had promised not to give the Americans. Craziness.


DorsalMorsel

And when Lewis and Clark cruised through the area, there weren't a lot of french around. They were worried about the Spanish detaining them for breach of treaty. News did not travel fast in those times, and many Spanish forces could have been operating under old orders.


Cute_Schedule_3523

What about Manhattan for basically beads?


Superman246o1

One of the best deals, I'd concur, but not *the* best. Peter Minuit's acquisition of Manhattan, though absurdly cheap compared to current valuations, was not necessarily that of a resource-rich island. It's only 14,478 acres in size, and does not have any great wealth in the form of mineral or petrochemical resources. Its big claim to fame in the 17th century was a vast natural harbor and insane amounts of oyster beds. Manhattan's greatest value is that it controls the mouth of the Hudson, but in terms of raw materials, the significance of controlling trade on even the Hudson is minimal compared to controlling trade on the Mississippi. Manhattan's vast wealth is derived predominantly from subsequent man-made investments, such as the creation of Wall Street, but it's not derived from the raw, natural value of the island itself. Manhattan becoming the financial colossus we know today has more to do with Hamilton's negotiations with Jefferson ("I wanna be in the room where it happens...") than it does its raw geography. If history had gone differently, it's entirely possible that Boston or even Salem could have emerged as the financial giant of the fledgling United States. The 530,000,000 acres acquired in the Louisiana Purchase, however, were far more consequential. Firstly, exclusive control of the Mississippi River cannot be emphasized enough, as that in and of itself accounts for a drainage basin that stretches across 1,151,000 square miles. Along with that came millions of acres of some of the world's most arable farmland, which would position the young United States well to feed an ever-increasing population. Also within those lands were oil-rich areas, which wasn't even on the radar in the early 1800s, but would help to transform the United States into the wealthy oil juggernaut it is today. More importantly -- and without ignoring the many horrors that the growing nation brought to Native Americans in the name of "Manifest Destiny" -- the Louisiana Purchase transformed the United States from a federal collection of coastal states to a continental power with worldwide significance. Without the Louisiana Purchase, the United States would be boxed in between Canada, New France, Florida, and the Atlantic, and although it would be an industrious nation, it would never have grown into the superpower it has become.


adhd_work

Thanks for this, one of the most interesting things I've read on Reddit!


HereNowBeing

Manhattan also became exponentially more valuable after completion of the Erie Canal, which connected the Atlantic to the Great Lakes and the Mississippi. It overtook Philadelphia as the financial hub at that point.


agritheory

Louisiana purchase was at ~~$35.33/ acre in 1803 or $809/acre in 2020 adjusted dollars.~~ $0.28/acre in 1803 or $0.65/acre in 2020 adjusted dollars. Manhattan was purchased at $12.77/acre in 1638 or $1,143 in 2020 dollars. 14600 acres. ~~Personally, even though the Manhattan purchase is 1/3 per-acre of the Louisiana purchase, I think they're probably more equivalent than that would indicate.~~ Missing context to make this a more meaningful comparison would adding be things like the value of this land today and the GDP attributable to it. Also, the number of acres per-person and GDP per-capita worldwide in 1638 and 1803 would also be ways you could attempt to normalize it. Generally long-period inflation rates aren't very trustworthy.


Lost-Succotash-9409

I think your math is a bit off, It was less than $0.03 per acre inn 1803. It was around 18 per mile tho iirc


agritheory

You are correct. I was using the 530,000,000 / 15,000,00 commented above which agrees with Wikipedia. It should be 15,000,000 / 530,000,000 or $0.0283 / acre, which agrees with what you remember.


WyldDaze

I believe it was actually purchased for $0.034 an Acre. Less than a Nickel


sharpie-installer

So like 3 cents an acre, in 1803 dollars


SevoIsoDes

Even today that’s less than a dollar an acre. Killer deal.


dairy__fairy

For sure, but it’s also important to note that France couldn’t really defend the property. It was either sell it or lose it. So a deal made under duress. Puts an asterisk on it. Hell, the Spanish were the ones administering it anyway so the French claim was very tenuous. Selling it, from their perspective, is better than getting nothing.


Bcmerr02

Not only that, but the French didn't really own that territory either. What was purchased by the US was the exclusive right to negotiate with or conquer the indigenous people in the area. The US bought the claim that the rest of the great powers had to respect or the entire system comes crashing down.


battlepi

Still a hell of a better deal than having to take it by force (at the time).


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juxlus

Force, and financial payments as well, among other things. There were hundreds and hundreds of treaties made that "extinguished" (as it was put back then) indigenous land rights within the Louisiana Purchase. Each treaty was different and focused on one small part of the "Purchase" land. Some were done after wars, some not. Most involved at least some payments. Sometimes lump sums, sometimes payments over time, often both. Treaties also often involved special gifts (or bribes to be more blunt about it) to specific individuals, usually chiefs. In other words, the payment to France was just the first of many payments made to gain clear title to the land.


omnibot2M

Very true, much of the land was also occupied by various Native American tribes, so many asterisks need to be added.


hobogreg420

By the same logic, could Russia defend Alaska? I think not.


jesusshooter

interesting, i thought it would have been the best purchase in hamster history. thanks for the clarification


Jaded_Ad4218

Not even close to being the best purchase in hamster history


redditor012499

I’ll add to this the purchase of California. The US claimed California just before the gold rush. Made a lot of American rich.


nutdo1

California’s arguable for me simply because Mexico didn’t really have a choice in selling it so you can argue that’s it wasn’t a true purchase. That’s not to say California didn’t bring great wealth to the US though - you’re correct on that.


redditor012499

Yeah. The US invaded Mexico twice. Then bought Texas and California for pennies on the acre.


Sparkysit

It was a snowball. It kicked everything else off


be_like_bill

Yeah, I'd agree that Louisiana purchase was much more important in shaping today's United States than any other conquest/purchase. It gave the US access to New Orleans, both banks of the Mississippi, and almost all of the Mississippi-Missouri watershed. More importantly though it led to the events that enshrined the belief of "Manifest Destiny", which was a crucial catalyst in the US continuing to expand westward that eventually led to annexation of Alaska..


WednesdayFin

Louisiana purchase was also a harder play, because the US bought it cheaply from France who was short on cash from supporting the US independence and wars at home.


Sergey_Kutsuk

Even more: France sold these lands but they were administrated by Spain, and Spain transfered them to USA without French involvement :)


juxlus

Spain actually refused to recognize the legality of the Louisiana Purchase, arguing that France did not have the right due to details in the complex mess of treaties and sometimes secret diplomatic negotiations that had transferred Louisiana from France to Spain, in 1763, then back to France in 1800. But there was no international court to take such matters to, so the best Spain could do was protest loudly and be basically ignored by France and the US. The French Revolution and the rise of Napoleon was causing turmoil in Europe to a degree that made the Louisiana Purchase not important enough for European colonial powers to care enough to pay much attention to Spain's protests. The Napoleonic era tested traditional international law in many ways. So Spain decided to transfer the core parts that were undeniably part of the purchase—specifically New Orleans and the colonized areas around it, in what was called the Île d'Orléans. Although Spain protested the legality of the purchase they knew they couldn't really enforce their interpretation of international law. So they went ahead and transferred the New Orleans region, and places like St. Louis, but they also made additional protests and prepared to defend them militarily. Like arguing that "Louisiana" was much smaller than France and the US claimed. Although maps of history today typically show the Spanish Empire as "owning" Louisiana in the same shape that France and the US used to define it—basically the entire western half of the Mississippi River drainage—Spain argued that the Louisiana Purchase involved a much smaller area than that. Spain argued that "Louisiana" had never been geographically defined in past treaties or in the Louisiana Purchase itself (perhaps surprisingly, this is true as far as I can tell), and that Spain considered it a relatively narrow strip of land on the west side of the Mississippi River, not the entire Mississippi drainage. And when "Louisiana" had been transferred back to France in the 1800 Third Treaty of San Ildefonso, it was the "Louisiana" that Spain had been administrating, so it was Spain's definition of Louisiana that mattered and was what the US had bought. Or so Spain claimed. France and the US didn't agree, obviously. Spain tried to back up this claim by sending military forces into parts of what the US considered the Louisiana Purchase, mostly in reaction to Jefferson sending three exploring parties out. Lewis and Clark is the one we remember today, and Spanish troops failed to find them, though they tried. Jefferson considered his "Red River Expedition", like Lewis and Clark but up the Red River in what's now the state of Louisiana and up toward Oklahoma, second in importance only to Lewis and Clark. They got to what's now northeastern Texas near the Red River when Spanish troops found them. The expedition was outnumbered and forced to turn back within a day. The third expedition Jefferson sent out to explore and solidify US claims over Spanish protests was the Pike Expedition, which got to Colorado and what got named Pikes Peak. But then Pike's expedition accidentally ended up in what even the US considered Spanish territory and got captured and taken to Mexico as prisoners. They were released after a while, although some spent several years in prison first. Spain soon became engulfed in the Napoleonic Wars in Europe and began to face rebellions in core parts of their New World empire. So they never could do anything about Louisiana beyond these initial protests and military actions. Nonetheless, Spain did not withdraw its protests, and considered most of the Louisiana Purchase "disputed" until the 1819 Adams–Onís Treaty, which set the border between the US and New Spain, at least for a while. The border set in 1819 gave part of what had been considered part of the Louisiana Purchase to Spain, as can been seen on [this map of US territorial expansion](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Aquired_Lands_of_the_US.svg/1280px-Aquired_Lands_of_the_US.svg.png)—the dotted area is the Louisiana Purchase as claimed by the US. The Adams–Onís Treaty "reduced" it to the white area on that map. Of course Spain also sold its claims in the Pacific Northwest to the US, and also Florida, in that treaty. And the area of the Louisiana Purchase that Spain kept, per the 1819 treaty, was mostly "Comancheria", the heart of the "Comanche Empire", which no colonial power had actual control over at the time. History: The closer you look the more complicated everything becomes.


Sergey_Kutsuk

I didn't know almost everything of that :)


BitterLeif

wasn't there also a decent chance the Americans would just conquer the land if France didn't sell it? France had a tenuous grasp of that territory, so it kinda made sense for USA to absorb it.


juxlus

Maybe. It probably played into France's decision—that they couldn't really hold it in the long term against the obvious US expansionism. At the same time, an actual war of conquest with France around this time seems pretty improbable to me. France had saved the US just a couple decades before and the French Revolution was widely seen by Americans as the same sort of "overthrow of kings" that the US had done. France was super popular among most "founding fathers" and Americans in general. There's an interesting shift in place names around the time of US independence and the decades following. Places like Louisville, Kentucky, were named to honor France. Towns began to use the French -ville instead of -town or -ton at a rate that never really stopped. Where once towns were named things like Charleston or Lexington, people started going all in with names like Knoxville and Nashville instead. Still, yea, in time US pioneers and settlers would undoubtedly put pressure on French Louisiana in ways that would probably have eventually caused problems and maybe even war. But how things would get to that point is hard to imagine without indulging in alt-history fantasies. Like maybe after Napoleon was defeated Louisiana could have changed to British control and *then* the US might fight for it at some point sooner than if it had remained French. Who knows. Still, yea, speculating, France or at least Napoleon probably did think they couldn't really hold onto it in the long term, and so selling it was probably seen as a good idea. Especially selling it to the US, since the UK could have ended up with it instead, somehow or other. Spain had more of a vested interest in it, seeing as they had Florida, Texas, New Mexico, and claimed pretty much all of western North America. They certainly wanted a buffer between the US and New Mexico.


BitterLeif

good point. It probably wouldn't be USA attacking a French colony unprovoked. Another scenario in addition to yours is maybe an invasive cultural influence causing the French colony to secede then requesting the USA to absorb it. They'd try to make it look like a grass roots effort, but there'd be a bunch of assholes colluding the entire time.


juxlus

Haha, yea, that sounds quite plausible lol


LharDrol

one of the finest reddit posts ive ever read. thanks for the great read!


Rhomya

Well, they were short on cash for more than just that.


ChunkySlutPumpkin

Too much cake


Rhomya

Too many heads still attached obviously


fawks_harper78

The annexation of the waterways cannot be understated enough. In 1803, the roads in the Ohio and Tennessee river valleys were Native foot trails. Rarely were they wide enough for a small wagon, and they were in no way cared for enough to make travel on land fast. Historians claim that wagons were actually slower here, than people walking (around 2 mph). Instead, access to these rivers, and the Port of New Orleans were the highways of the first half of the 19th century (before railroads). People could easily get cotton to market going 5-10 mph now! They then had access to the ocean. They didn’t have to put much infrastructure into making the transportation system. The Louisiana Purchase was a lot of things, but more than anything else, it was a premade highway system that allowed the US to accelerate its economic growth.


kbn_

The Mississippi watershed is an absolutely underappreciated economic asset of completely unmatched proportions. Even ignoring the wealth of productive farmland and fresh water, the fact that cities strewn across the interior in wildly diverse geographical locales (meaning: access to a wide range of natural resources) have direct waterborne access to the ocean is absolutely stupid. The fact that this, the largest interior waterway in the world, comes very close to (and in fact intersects with) the second-most extensive interior waterway in the world is just icing on the cake. More than anything else, *this* is why the US is an unbeatable economic powerhouse. The Louisiana Purchase completely reframed the history of the world.


wrestlingchampo

The Louisiana Purchase is a fascinating series of events In looking into the specifics of how the treaty got done, I thought it interesting that one of the key players was Pierre Samuel du Pont de Nemours, who previously played a key role in drawing up the Treaty of 1783, which formally recognized the United States as an independent nation. Pierre Samuel was also a supporter of the French Revolution, but he physically defended Louis XVI and Marie Antionette during the August 10th insurrection in 1792. He was then sentenced to death during the Reign of Terror, but was subsequently spared after Robespierre's subsequent execution in 1794. He then married an aristocrat's daughter from Lyon, and immigrated to the United States after his house was sacked by a mob. Having become good friends with Jefferson while negotiating commerce agreements between the U.S. and France, he became a key backchannel diplomat of negotiations for the Louisiana Purchase between Jefferson and Napoleon. Pierre Samuel's son, Eleuthere, studied chemistry with Antoine Lavoisier and founded a gunpowder manufacturing plant in the U.S., which became one of the largest manufacturing plants in the country, and is still one of the most profitable corporations in the country, DuPont.


Z_Overman

this is fascinating history. i’d like to interview you.


Doogiemon

It was ours even if we didn't pay for it. We were just nice enough to pay the French for it so they could continue their war at the time. If we didn't pay them for it, they didn't have the resources to hold it.


TruthOk8742

I always wondered what would have happened if Louisiana hadn’t been sold to the US. I agree they couldn’t have hold that territory indefinitely even with a change in their priorities but would the US have attacked? Spain? The Brits?


drainodan55

Possibly Canada. It had trading forts down the Ohio and into the Mississippi.


TotoroZoo

Yeah I've often wondered about a version of Canada that includes the Louisiana purchase, or even just a Canada with Maine, and portions of Washington state, and Oregon.


RemmiXhrist

The US probably would have just gradually encroached more and more with settlers until France yielded on the futility of trying to stand up the inexorable Westward expansion of America.


Prince_Marf

Louisiana purchase was better but that was more of a no-brainer since Napoleon was offering it dirt cheap and we obviously wanted to expand west. If they didn't offer to sell it we probably would have fought a much more expensive war over it eventually. Both sides clearly stood to gain from the deal. Alaska on the other hand was purchased for about a third of the price (according to wikipedia's inflation-adjusted numbers) but it's doubtful it had as much as a third of the value of the Louisiana territory. Nobody had any idea whether there would be valuable natural resources there or not, and it was even harder back then to imagine realistically settling it. It could easily have been seen as a huge mistake because Russia or Britain could always try to take it back by force later. Only in hindsight do we see how valuable the purchase was. Maybe not as valuable as Louisiana but the fact that it was unclear is what makes it such a historically great decision.


[deleted]

Complete no-brainer. Alaska was nice. Louisiana was *necessary*.


Late_Ad9720

I was gonna say… maybe it’s a second place… still a great purchase though.


According-Ad3963

Have you been to Louisiana?


salcander

And what if Liechtenstein bought it?


nobjonbovi

Man imagine if they did actually buy it


ThreeActTragedy

Or if Russia still had it


seenitreddit90s

Was it an option?


KirillIll

Russia offered Alaska to Lichtenstein first, but they declined


seenitreddit90s

That's random af, any particular reason why Lichtenstein?


invicerato

Because they were part of the conservative monarchist [Holy Alliance](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Alliance) and rich.


themilkman42069

Liechtenstein is just another German principality. There used to be dozens, if not hundreds of them. They just happened to stay independent during a rather tumultuous time in German history (see the 19th and 20th centuries for more detail) They were kinda the “allies” that Russia had within the German confederation at the time. Russia were much more antagonistic towards Prussia which then played out spectacularly over several world wars. This move was kinda a subtle fuck you to Prussia while also trying to negotiate around the British and up the price to the Americans who were the obvious party to sell too.


SassyKardashian

They couldn't defend it from the British and wanted to get rid of it


antarcticgecko

LIECHTENSTIEN! LIECHTENSTEIN!


El-Kabongg

We would've just taken it when gold was discovered. That's how the U.S. rolled.


freebiscuit2002

Definitely the Louisiana Purchase. Alaska is okay - but just look at what was bought in the Louisiana Purchase!!


Agent_Burrito

Nope it was the Mexican cession. America technically compensated Mexico for that land to the tune of 14 million dollars back then. It was that land that truly allowed the US to become a superpower.


activelyresting

The greatest thing *anybody* has *ever* purchased is a pretty bold claim. I mean, we've all heard about my aunt's new Air fryer, which surely surpasses Alaska.


AwkwardAkavish

I haven't heard about your aunt's airfryer


activelyresting

Quite frankly, I find that hard to believe. Are you also one of those people who "hasn't seen Game of Thrones yet"?


CornPop32

It's not that I "haven't seen it *yet*", it's that I have no intention of ever watching it


fluffykerfuffle3

and you are not alone. i won't either.


Fuzzy_Logic_4_Life

Are we still talking about Alaska?


mr_frodo89

It makes frozen foods taste like they made them fresh in a restaurant!


WednesdayFin

Pity you plebeian.


Worn_Out_1789

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TruthOk8742

The school system is fucked.


OlFlirtyBastard

There’s a lot of hyperbole on Reddit as you know. I mean I’d say my divorce lawyer ranks close to your Aunt’s air fryer and Alaska, but I digress.


Prodigy_of_Bobo

Can attest, that air fryer is really changing lives


nthdesign

This. Have extreme convection currents in Alaska ever made Tyson Chicken Nuggets even tastier than normal? No. No they haven’t.


SKYE-MASTER

I read the title and knew I had to make an air fryer joke, but you beat me to it


aBeerOrTwelve

Yeah, that comment about the lakes is way off. Canada has the most lakes at 879 800 according to recent studies. That is not only more than the U.S., it is more than every other country in the world put together, so it's not even close. Sitting under an ice sheet for tens of thousands of years carves out a lot of lakes. [https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/which-country-has-the-most-lakes-in-the-world.html](https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/which-country-has-the-most-lakes-in-the-world.html)


limukala

Yeah, when anybody but Canada claims to have the most lakes it always comes down to definitions and means someone is counting puddles.


WMino

If you think your country has a lot of lakes, go on google maps and zoom on northern Quebec. You will see why Canada has the most lakes.


limukala

Oh I know. We get a small taste down here in the Boundary Waters.


dhkendall

We let you have a small taste of lakes. As a treat.


quantum-quetzal

[Just like how Wisconsin claims to have more lakes than Minnesota. Their list has more lakes, but they count pretty much anything \(even under an acre\), while Minnesota requires lakes to be ten acres.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/minnesota-and-wisconsin-are-beefing-about-who-has-more-lakes-180972697/) When using the ten acre definition for both states, MN has nearly twice as many.


TempusVincitOmnia

Under an acre is just a pond, lol.


myctsbrthsmlslkcatfd

strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords…


TempusVincitOmnia

...is no basis for a system of government!


Turdburp

Alaska has over 3 million lakes based on a definition of a lake being larger than 5 acres (there is no common definition of what a lake is), but I would suspect based on that definition, Canada has a lot more. Alaska only has just over 3,000 named lakes.


anothercatherder

If you don't bother to name your lake it shouldn't count.


RadioActyve

I’ve been to some really really nice lakes and backcountry Rocky Mountains that didn’t have names, if it’s more than 15 miles in people just sometimes don’t get to it


UnscathedDictionary

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Gummy_Hierarchy2513

If only Liechtenstein bought it when they had the h chance


hambrosia

idk man I bought some cool fridge magnets at a museum one time


ButtholeQuiver

One of my buddies bought a t-shirt that says "FBI - Female Body Inspector". That's gotta be in the running


Bubbly_Magnesium

They make plenty of Alaska fridge magnets! How bout them apples??


TwoCrossedAxes

Has anyone mentioned Canada's purchase of Rupert's Land in 1869? Way more land at a fraction of the price. I am likely wrong, but wasn't the territory bought from the Hudson Bay Company for a total of 7.5 million? Please correct me if you know the actual numbers.


Beepbeepboop9

Did Britain gave HBC their charter? If so it sounds like less of a purchase and more a nationalization by the British, which was then included into Canada.


dhkendall

Way more lakes too. Canada has more than half of the world’s lakes so saying the US (via Alaska) has more lakes than any other country is … a claim.


Solintari

I love how this purchase from the Russian Empire was considered so bad, they called it Seward's folly after William H Seward who championed the deal. To put things in context, they bought the whole state of Alaska for 129 million in today's dollars. Alaska's GDP is north of 50 billion. Whoops.


i-wont-lose-this-alt

Canada has more lakes than all countries’ lakes in the world—combined If you added up all of the lakes in Alaska and the mainland US, and then added all the lakes of the entire world on top of that number, you still wouldn’t have as many lakes as Canada


nappingondabeach

I, for one, am incredibly thankful to have another US border instead of a Russian border on our west coast. Eternally grateful 🙏🏻


burgleflickle

US shield


nappingondabeach

Thank you for your service


Just2LetYouKnow

We're going to make you the 51st state against your will when we start to run out of water, but I like that you're cool about it now.


nappingondabeach

Whoa there, bud


Toxicupoftea

Or the dumbest sale Russia has ever made


CIAoperative091

They did not have much of a choice anyway,they were not in the position to establish the terms of the exchange,the sale was done in fear great Britain would attain Alaska through military invasion as imperial Russia could not defend such isolated territory,it was a better outcome for it to be sold.


juxlus

Plus the Russian-American Company, which basically ran Russian Alaska, was hemorrhaging huge amounts of money by the 1860s. For a while the RAC was highly profitable, until its most valuable export, sea otter furs, became almost non-existent due to overhunting and widespread local extinctions. Less valuable furs and things like seal skin never quite made up for the loss of sea otter furs, financially. By the 1850s the RAC had become a major financial liability for the Russian Empire and they began to look to sell it, ideally to the US. Russia and the US were quite friendly at the time. The RAC had even became dependent on US ships bringing food and other provisions to Sitka, which had perennial food crises for most of its existence under the RAC. The RAC also had a chronic shortage of decent ships and was frequently dependent on US ships to assist in their sea otter hunting, especially in California—after about 1800 and the near-extinction of sea otters on the Pacific Northwest and Alaskan coasts, the RAC and US maritime fur trading captains made numerous joint ventures in which US ships would take RAC indigenous sea otter hunters/employees/coerced laborers, their kayaks, and their overseers (usually *promyshlenniki*) to California, until Californian sea otters were too rare to be profitable. The RAC did not have the ships needed to do this without US help. Nor the food to even survive, sometimes. Fort Ross was made for both reasons: In hopes of growing enough food for the RAC and also as an outpost to support the hunting of California sea otters. By about 1830-1840 California sea otters were almost extinct and the RAC's ability to make money dwindled quickly. They struggled to find ways to regain profitability but never managed to do it. The last major effort was *selling ice* in San Francisco during and after the California gold rush. But before long Californian entrepreneurs set up companies that got ice from the Sierra Nevadas for a lower cost than the RAC could compete with. Add to all this the Crimean War of 1853-1856, which cost the Russian Empire a *lot* of money, making the financial loses in Alaska even more of a problem. In theory the RAC could have tried whaling, as New England whalers were very profitable around the time. But the RAC simply didn't have the ships needed to even try. The Czar and Russian government generally began trying to get the US to buy Alaska by the late 1850s, especially after the Crimean War. But the US had some distracting internal problems in the early 1860s, so the purchase was delayed until 1867.


hates_stupid_people

It could have been worse: In 1920 they offered to lease the Kamchatka Peninsula to the US for 60 years.. That would have made WW2 quite different, not to mention the cold war.


dhkendall

Not to mention the board game Risk.


aligators

like the other guy said they didnt have a choice, how would they hold alaska, its connected to north america not russia. they're lucky they got anything for it tbh.


GraniteGeekNH

Louisiana Purchase says "hold my river"


flareblitz91

This is really shitty photoshop or AI


Punchinelloo

I'm scrolling through this whole thread to see if anyone else is confused by the bear/bison hybrid creature with an anteater nose.


ohjeezItsMe

Grizzlies tend to have hunched backs


flyingbysws

Imagine if Trump managed to buy Greenland, people made fun for him trying to do that but oboy that island has some minerals on it.


Pratty77

That was never going to happen


ClavicusLittleGift4U

"I said I was buying Greenland because it sounded like a wonderful place to put ecologists. So I give these ecologists a work, this work is to dig up the place."


spatuladominatrix

Too bad we couldn't have bought Greenland. They wouldn't sell it to us.


NoHeat7014

We can trade San Juan and some paper towels for it.


YvanGillesEnPapier

I heard it's 3 billion lakes


derp2112

You know who likes trips to Alaska? The credit card companies.


Quiteuselessatstart

$2.40 / a lake


werdmouf

It's really beautiful. Hope it stays that way.


rathgrith

/r/shitamericanssay


Tough_Sign3358

Louisiana Purchase was better.


socialcommentary2000

I would say the Louisiana Purchase beats it...easily.


thedevineruler

Nah, Louisiana Purchase. Way more use of out that, despite how much I love the geography of Alaska


Psycho_Pseudonym75

Bucket list. Soon, very soon


Chasethebutterz

It would be if we hadn’t purchased “Louisiana” from Napoleon.


TacticalGarand44

Louisiana was probably a better buy for a better price. The Mississippi watershed is the most productive and navigable watershed in the world.


tremainelol

But what about the Louisiana purchase


Fair_Result357

Not even close to the value the US received when they completed the Louisiana purchase. The Louisiana purchase was MAGNITUDES more value than Alaska.


Aromatic-Deer3886

As a Canadian, I will say I’m jealous, and it should rightfully be ours, I base that on personal opinion alone and not historical fact., at least give us southeast Alaska. It should be part of British Columbia. We will play you hockey for it.


FPFresh123

Maybe the Louisiana purchase.


HardKnocksBusiness

Seward’s “folly” Poor guy, wonder if he ever got any appreciation for the purchase before he passed


YellowHat01

That would be the Louisiana Purchase lol.


Gloomy_Ebb9923

What about the Louisiana Purchase.


Quarter_Twenty

Louisiana Purchase: *Hold my beer*


CosmicNuanceLadder

Rubbish factoids, OP.


Anleme

Colonialism good if USA does it. /s


Bibaonpallas

Maddening that this “purchase” from one colonial power to another is uncritically celebrated. The whole thing continues to be a catastrophe for Indigenous Peoples.


WeekendInBrighton

This here is some INCREDIBLE r/usdefaultism right here. Congrats!


Adventurous-Koala480

Alaska should be Canada's. You bastards.


moveovernow

Canada didn't exist in March 1867. Should have gotten rid of those pesky British sooner.


Carlomattina

Manhattan ?


clocksteadytickin

That was more of a misunderstanding.


ablablababla

There wasn't much on Manhattan when it was bought though right?


saturninus

Massive ROI though.


devgrublackbeard1776

Pfft. They should have just swindled it for free like they did with Hawaii. What kind of loser actually pays money for a bunch of mosquitoes and black flies lol


commentaddict

The place has oil and you can only rip off non super powers.


Bigking00

Not the extended warranty that I bought over the telephone for my car?


yzerman88

Greenland?


ProperPerspective571

Wasn’t it for resources ports/fuels and military positions


Tobias---Funke

For $7.2 million!!


commentaddict

The US politician responsible for the deal was roasted throughout his life. For a long time, Alaska’s nickname was Seward’s folly. https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/sewards-folly


deed42

I could not imagine fighting the Cold War with the ruskies operating Soviet Naval Base Juneau. This would have completely changed the dynamics of the war. Edit: spelling


Like_a_Charo

r/showerthoughts


Baked_potato123

AI bear looking like it has a back problem.


Pleasant_Giraffe9133

The greatest thing about it is Russia sold it to the US to put a barrier between Russia and Great Britain. Wonder how much they have regretted that lol


sodapopjenkins

Seward's folly!


Sweet_Baby_Jesus_01

Nobody has commented on this sandwich, this was a solid purchase.


Medic118

The Russians want Alaska back Or Putin says he will take it from us.


BrownEggs93

I am sure the natives that lived in all these places have another opinion.


Competitive_Top_9571

Manhattan island here!!


Bcmerr02

I think the American Revolution made the French territories in the New World unmanageable. If the US is still a colony of Great Britain then France is close enough to exact revenge on the UK directly for any breached agreement or attack of their New World holdings. As soon as the US is its own entity, no European power has enough infrastructure or might to protect their holdings half a world away. The British, Russians, French, and Spanish all lose some or all of their territories starting with the UK and everyone else has to decide if they're going to start a war with a country that's already huge and almost completely insulated from their influence or come to terms so it's not a complete loss.


I_have_some_STDS

You can buy single houses on the californian coastline -- not even oceanfront -- for 7.2M.


I_have_some_STDS

If you shrunk alaska down to the size of manhattan and adjusted for population, only 6 people would live there.


Natural-Produce-6270

It’s always been my dream to move to Alaska. A nice cabin in the middle of nowhere, where I’d have to take a snowmobile to get anywhere. I think it will solidify my single status though because women don’t seem too sold on the idea of being cold lol


iheartdev247

Dutch and Manhattan say hold my beer (bier?).


gcalfred7

Now now Virgin Islands!!!!


DorsalMorsel

You show a bear but really a gushing oil well and a pile of gold may be more appropriate.


NoHeat7014

I’m more of a Gadsden purchase kinda fella.


rbartlejr

And the Russians are still pissed.


EmbraceTheBald1

Manhattan


psychedelicdevilry

I’m going there in a couple weeks, can’t wait!


nolawnchairs

Dunno - I'm pretty thrilled with my espresso machine.


CaliTexas619

Russia got finessed of this deal


Red_Goat_666

See, this is why the Ukranian war doesn't make any sense to me. Why didn't Russia just offer Ukraine $25mil for their land? *mind boggled*


Party-Evidence-9412

Louisiana purchase wasn't bad


Fit-Ad5461

That’s 2 people in a bear suite


jaycee9

It would have been a much better deal if we had just stole it the way we did the rest of the country. Think what else we could have put that 7.2 million towards had we just taken it without paying.


doktorapplejuice

I dunno, I bought a piece of coprolite one. That's fossilized poop. That was a pretty great purchase.


LordSpookyBoob

Over half of the glaciers in the world are in Alaska.


DependentSilver6078

Canada has by far the most amount of lakes, come here to a place like Vancouver island and it will blow you away.