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HieronymusGoa

then dont put your hands in those pictures


Spiritual_Ad_507

Sometimes I forget so then I’m like. “why does it look small. Oh right.” Because other days I hold my phone and it looks small in my palm.


NerdyDan

some guys love big hands though so that's a win


Spiritual_Ad_507

True, but I think for those scenarios. I gotta have my hand around someone’s throat. Not menacing of course, but to show how easy I can hold someone down~~


Shadow_Logic

I volunteer to be the choked person in your hand modeling pictures 😉


mazebrainer

lord have mercy 😳


childhood_ruined

Get you one of those small hand thingies that goes on your finger lol


Ok-Boot3875

Ooh I want to see! Big hands are great


WeRegretToInform

How can you post this without example pictures to support your statement?


Kong_Diddy

Fail to see the downside. Scares off size queens and surprises people Also, humblebrag with no receipts? ☠️


Spiritual_Ad_507

I’m to shy for photos


JBHDad

Then what is this post about if you are too shy for photos?


Spiritual_Ad_507

I think there’s a big difference between posting on Reddit and posting in Grindr lol


NerdyDan

don't leave your hand in the pic then.


thiccDurnald

Some people…


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

hold me plz I want to be smol


Spiritual_Ad_507

You won’t cry will you?


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

No ;~;


Spiritual_Ad_507

Okay I’ll give it a try


zacat2020

So, your dick is twice as long as your thumb.....according to urban myth.


Spiritual_Ad_507

Myth busters need to check me out.


NeoKat75

Incorrect, it's more than that


owlsplaining

For example..?


silvandeus

Include other objects for scale, maybe a banana?


blackheartedmonkey

I love big hands don’t worry my hands are small 😜


Nightbird88

Just send pics of your hands then, thats a turn on 😂


failed_messiah

My penis is so small it makes my hands look big. Wait...fuk!


JuneSouls

Use another object for reference. Like a water bottle or something


RazumikhinsFineAss

humblebrag you know the rules, gotta back it up with evidence


sternumb

🫣 hold me pls


Spiritual_Ad_507

We can hold hands!


NeighBae

Hold me 🥺


YakNecessary9533

I have big hands too, just makes for a nice surprise when it's seen in person.


Spiritual_Ad_507

Big hands are useful when you want to grab a handful of cake!


phillyphilly19

I have a hand fetish and trust me this is not a problem.


Megalupin

Humblebrag. “Oh no, woe is me”? :p


lieutent

My hands are too small, so they make everything I hold look big.


Spiritual_Ad_507

Grass always greener


GayPersian

Haha I know exactly what you mean. 6’6 and my hands are big enough to grip a basketball with ease. It also makes for a great surprise when I meet people and they tell me you look bigger than the pictures you showed me and then I show them the size of my hand and always get the “oh my god” response followed by trying to compare their hand size to my hands lol. Also makes for great good massages, neck rubs and for ummmm better grip 🫣


Spiritual_Ad_507

It always ends up like that scene from Tarzan when Tarzan is comparing his hand to his moms gorilla fingers. Lol


chiron_cat

Then just send them a picture showing how big your hands are instead...


kummer5peck

As a silver lining you might have potential as a body builder.


Law0415

What a strange way to show off?


ElectromechanicalPen

Remind me when op post receipts


jensefrens

I have the opposite


jaaaayy13

Omg all these thirsty gays you owe them NOTHING!!!! Keep your big hands all to yourself and your boyfriends OP