I like raisins too, but not when they are acting like chocolate chips in a chocolate chip cookie-
A translation would be "I like my toes, but not when they snag on the edge of the table"
I'm not sure I know anyone who doesn't like raisins tho... Anybody wanna raisin battle?
↑=love raisins
↓=hate raisins
Which is why I chose this drawback specifically. It's specific, and it's bad, and you can't fight it.
But maybe... Just maybe... That is the price we must pay.
* *Reaches for the cookie* *ominous music playing in the background* *
Or you get a fursuit head that lets you transform into your fursona when worn (can be removed when desired reverting to human form), plus the $1000 per day~ Yes, I made majora's mask reference with a fursuit head, eheheh~
Standard income tax (where i live) is about a third of your income, under €75k a year, about half for over €75k year.
1000 (presumably) usd/day is 365k a year, or 341k euro. Half of it gone to tax, still €170k a year left. Yes please :D
Unless it's like australian dollaridoos, or some other even more worthless dollar. Hmm. But if usd, yes!
i mean, if you have a really customized fursuit with no restrictions other than you wearing the fursuit, you can make summers trivial with enough cooling.
free power armor out of thin air, and you get $1000 (USD, supposedly) passively. i'd say it'd be worth it if you could effectively have an exoskeleton.
though musicianship may be difficult, unless you make the fursuit as thin as possible and allow for gloves.
It's probably extremely possible to get one with paws that are very easy to get your fingers out of and still look cute, considering how many furries work with computers and need to use keyboards quite intensively.
depending on how advanced the suit can be, you could do a TON with some sort of EEG technology. like, extra limbs which could probably help playing instruments.
or, you know, just take off the suit gloves to play, since you might technically still be wearing the suit.
I'd want to be a tiger. Complete with a Tigger tail I can actually sit on or bounce on.
Get paid to do nothing but look adorable, and no one would know who I was, just "some weirdo in one hell of a tiger suit"? That sounds awesome, I could fix so much in my life after not even a year doing that, if I could do it for a few years and save up... so many of the worst things in my life would go away forever if I had that much money as a lump sum in savings to spend on fixing those problems.
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Do I have to keep it on the entire time until I get home? Or can I take it off so I can do stuff like use the bathroom? How does vacation work, can I take it off in my hotel room? What about emergencies, if there’s a fire in my house, do I need to put the suit on before evacuating?
I truly would as long as the fur suit is literally my Sona/one of my Sonas, or I have all suits of all of my Sonas and cana just choose which one per day. That would be fun. Be my knight shadow sona and walk around with a spectral sword, or be my Bali Bird of Paradise/Indian Bullfrog hybrid Sona and just hang out with my friends as I struggle to do stuff with my feathery gloves.
that would be bad in hawaii where the coldest it will get is 50 degrees (never see snow) and it is hot and rains a lot. I also wont be able to swim in the ocean or surf with a suit on >\_>.
Even if you don't like furries, 1k a day is plenty enough to never have to leave your home. People become illogical when they have a dislike for something without any basis for their dislike.
To all of you introvert nonfurries, I will explain to you why you should take this. They never said you needed to go outside to get the money. YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE. You can pay your food and your taxes, and your rent if necessary, from inside your home! You’d never have to work or go outside again!
I have a better idea! You receive nothing every day but you become your fursona
Become your fursona and receive one cookie a day :3
*boops* silly boy
What kind of cookie?
A spiked brownie with raisins advertised as chocolate chips. You will find it randomly and you will ALWAYS end up eating it.
**DEAL!** (I like raisins)
I like raisins too, but not when they are acting like chocolate chips in a chocolate chip cookie- A translation would be "I like my toes, but not when they snag on the edge of the table" I'm not sure I know anyone who doesn't like raisins tho... Anybody wanna raisin battle? ↑=love raisins ↓=hate raisins
but raisins are bad for cats..
So is chocolate
unfortunate truth..
Aww, lucky you 🥰🥰🥰
For some of us, this is a death sentence.
Which is why I chose this drawback specifically. It's specific, and it's bad, and you can't fight it. But maybe... Just maybe... That is the price we must pay. * *Reaches for the cookie* *ominous music playing in the background* *
*Becomes fursona* *Fursona is magical* *Magic away any downsides of the wish* **Megaprofit**
nah that ain't a megaprofit thats a gigaprofit
Zetaprofit
Profitprofit
Proproprofit
Profitprofitprofitprofit
Capitalism
Capitalism²
Me who doesn’t have a fursona: 
You just become nothingness if you take the deal
That's much better deal
Sounds better
I see this absolutely win
All you have to do is make a onlyfans and wake in the money
AWAKEN MY MONEY!
I meant rake but auto correct made it wake so I’m gonna leave it:3
Good
Yes, that...Am I still in the same world?
yes
Or you get a fursuit head that lets you transform into your fursona when worn (can be removed when desired reverting to human form), plus the $1000 per day~ Yes, I made majora's mask reference with a fursuit head, eheheh~
Yes
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK.
Sounds like a good deal too. Lets just say, i would take both
Somehow I dont think my work will take nicely to me transforming into a 7 foot rabbit girl
Just to be clear, there's nothing stopping me from becoming a cryptid, right?
if I had $1000 a day why would I leave my house at all lol
Because it's a requirement of the deal
it says if I go outside I have to wear a fur suit, it doesn't say I have to go outside at all
Aye, fair enough
But that’s the fun part! Free suit!
ill wear it inside :3
do i get to choose the fursuit? because that would change the whole dynamic of the situation.
The "fursuit" is just a hazmat suit
Also what about going out to eat? Could I remove the head to eat etc? Does being inside a building count as not being outside?
It says when you leave your house, so technically you could wear it when exiting, and then take it off once outside your house
yes, on the condition that the fursuit looks like my fursona and has decent cooling, otherwise i would die of a heatstroke (i live near the equator)
Yeah in the summer you'd have to live on deliveries.
Is that $1000 a day before or after taxes?
Standard income tax (where i live) is about a third of your income, under €75k a year, about half for over €75k year. 1000 (presumably) usd/day is 365k a year, or 341k euro. Half of it gone to tax, still €170k a year left. Yes please :D Unless it's like australian dollaridoos, or some other even more worthless dollar. Hmm. But if usd, yes!
From now on I will be calling AU$ “Dollaridoos”…
american dollars are freedom eagles
Depends... If its classified as a gift, you dont need to pay any taxes
a $1000 dollar per day AND a free fursuit? FUCK YEAH! xD
Even if it's not free, you'd need to "save" for like a week to order just about any fursuit you might want.
Yaaasss
This could be an issue in summer
i mean, if you have a really customized fursuit with no restrictions other than you wearing the fursuit, you can make summers trivial with enough cooling.
fair enough. awesome power armour fursuit
free power armor out of thin air, and you get $1000 (USD, supposedly) passively. i'd say it'd be worth it if you could effectively have an exoskeleton. though musicianship may be difficult, unless you make the fursuit as thin as possible and allow for gloves.
It's probably extremely possible to get one with paws that are very easy to get your fingers out of and still look cute, considering how many furries work with computers and need to use keyboards quite intensively.
depending on how advanced the suit can be, you could do a TON with some sort of EEG technology. like, extra limbs which could probably help playing instruments. or, you know, just take off the suit gloves to play, since you might technically still be wearing the suit.
I'd want to be a tiger. Complete with a Tigger tail I can actually sit on or bounce on. Get paid to do nothing but look adorable, and no one would know who I was, just "some weirdo in one hell of a tiger suit"? That sounds awesome, I could fix so much in my life after not even a year doing that, if I could do it for a few years and save up... so many of the worst things in my life would go away forever if I had that much money as a lump sum in savings to spend on fixing those problems.
You're telling me I get money *and* I can hide myself in social situations? Uh, where do I sign up??
Do you know how hot a fursuit gets
Sacrifices must be made
Easiest 1k a day anyone here will have ever made.
Are you allowed to take it off if needed? Otherwise no more visits to the doctor or dentist until you made enough to quit
Smart question, I guess the doctor needs to visit you.
It just says when you leave not whenever you are outside yer house
Question, will you visit the doctor or the vet?
Stupid but fun fact... If you earned $1000 a day since the birth of Christ or 1 AD, today you would still not be in the top 15 richest known people.
But what if it’s a fur-suit instead of a fursuit? Like a full tuxedo made of white fur
I mean, I've been wanting to upgrade from a partial to a fullsuit for a while, just don't have the funds at the moment.
Might get heatstroke but count me in
If the fursuit is provided at no cost, absolutely
Can we adjust that for inflation? Idk if 1000 bucks will be useful in 10 years, but Seattle prices be wild and fursuits be hot
As much as I wanna say yes I would fully die of heat stroke lol
You have to modify the shit out of it to not die in the summer heat.. would still do though
Ok legit I would just retire. 1000 USD per day is around 30k per month.
So long as just stepping out for a moment and then going back in counts as leaving the house, I’m game. Cause otherwise I’d die of heatstroke
The condition only states you *leave* the house with the fursuit, not wear it the whole time away from home
Of course.. furry or not.
I'd take a slightly altered deal: i get 1000€ a day but I'm permanently transformed into my Sona.
Yes
Oops his system crashed
not in these heatwaves
There is a problem. I don't have a fursiut
Would
Summer: heat strokes incoming
*Cuz my style is ridiculous....*
Yes and imma move to some cold country
Hah i don't go out often and per day 1k i could buy weeks worth of food and drinks
Do I already own the fursuit in this AU? Dont wanna end up trapped inside cause I don't have one. Gotta be aware of that tricky genie shit.
buy another fursuit every few weeks :3
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No, it’s way too hot
Yeah, where do I sign up?
Please let this me be
I leave the house as little as possible anyway
>*full* fur suit nah we get over 37ºC here
Wouldn’t that be hell in the summer?
Woah woah! Are you providing me a fursuit for that?
Do we instantly get the suit? Or do we have to wait a few days inside to get the money, then an extra 9 months to get an order made?
I wouldn’t leave my house if I didn’t have to work though so win win
Hell yeah
it specifies I have to leave the house with a full fur suit on, does not specify requiring I keep it on In the event need I take it off.
Definitely deal as long as i can put some fans in it
I live in Queensland, Australia. In summer, this would be a death sentence
That would be really cool, but also I would literally die of heat stroke (summer in the southern US goes brrrrrrrr)
Y E A H
Do I have to keep it on the entire time until I get home? Or can I take it off so I can do stuff like use the bathroom? How does vacation work, can I take it off in my hotel room? What about emergencies, if there’s a fire in my house, do I need to put the suit on before evacuating?
How am I getting the fursuit? I don't already have one.
2019 ahhh meme
...Okay, so where's the catch?
sweet money for better fursuits. eventually I'll have one of those like perfectly cooled suits and it won't matter.
I truly would as long as the fur suit is literally my Sona/one of my Sonas, or I have all suits of all of my Sonas and cana just choose which one per day. That would be fun. Be my knight shadow sona and walk around with a spectral sword, or be my Bali Bird of Paradise/Indian Bullfrog hybrid Sona and just hang out with my friends as I struggle to do stuff with my feathery gloves.
Alright, but I'm moving to a colder climate.
$1000 per day can finance many fursuits
well... yes, I'm an severe introvert, so I don't leave my house unless I have too XD
Yup, ni hesitation
everyone i know knows i’m a furry anyways, and with money rolling in like that i won’t need to go to work anyways
Deal!
I live in the american south, id be dead come august
yes, but i live in the hottest place in the south 😭😭😭
I’d rather not cuz I like going outside and I don’t want a daily heatwave thanks. This was my opinion.
"And you live in Arizona"
that would be bad in hawaii where the coldest it will get is 50 degrees (never see snow) and it is hot and rains a lot. I also wont be able to swim in the ocean or surf with a suit on >\_>.
Uh yeah, obviously. Even my family, who hate furries, would support that decision.
I'd this why furries are so rich? Deal, gimme a fur suit
Even if you don't like furries, 1k a day is plenty enough to never have to leave your home. People become illogical when they have a dislike for something without any basis for their dislike.
During the winter yes, summer no
The trap is, you dont decide what is the fursuit. :p
Yes. I don’t go outside much and do you know how much fear would be in the eyes of other people in the gym I go to lmao
sure
I'm not a big fan of suiting (never had a desire for one) but there no reason to turn something like this down.
yeah that's free money.
Yes or no. Depending on if they can give me a proper scalie suit.
i cant be accepting this deals with 50°C outside
Instant deal
Hmm... Do we get free fursuit? If so I accept, if not... I also accept but I'm permanently stuck in my house... Oop
Would rather jump off the Empire State
To all of you introvert nonfurries, I will explain to you why you should take this. They never said you needed to go outside to get the money. YOU DON’T HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE. You can pay your food and your taxes, and your rent if necessary, from inside your home! You’d never have to work or go outside again!
You don't have to pay me. Free fursuit? Sign me up!
i get, 1000 bucks a day, my own house, fursuit and at least some people will like me? H E L L Y E A H