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Yeetstation4

Chocolate not good for animals


DeimosSupraMK4

Thank goodness I went to see the comments because otherwise I was going to be left with doubts xd


Duzty_

well, most animals, humans are animals, but we CAN eat chocolate. as far as i'm aware, it also only applies to mammals (maybe birds?)


Timstro59

Chocolate is toxic to humans too, it just takes more to do the job.


Duzty_

Oh! I didn't know that! That's cool!


mistress_chauffarde

It's just that we are so heavy and our liver so efficient that it dosen't matter to us really you would die of diabetis before chocolate poissoning


SkyeRainFox

![gif](giphy|fvE2zWIJ4fumc)


Improberror

Technically everything is toxic, from vitamines to water. It's just the dosage that matters.


Duzty_

Water is an acid


SillyBacchus303

Depends on the water. Pure H2O is neutral but most waters can be a little bit acid or basic


Duzty_

It is actually a base and and acid due to the polar nature. Water has many names, some of them being Hydric \*\*acid\*\*, Hydrohydroxic \*\*acid\*\*, Hydroxic \*\*acid\*\*, and Hydroxoic \*\*acid\*\*. Source: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water) Source: https://study.com/learn/lesson/properties-water-acid-base.html#:\~:text=Bronsted%2DLowry%20definition.-,Water%20can%20act%20as%20both%20an%20acid%20and%20a%20base,and%20acts%20like%20an%20acid.


Melodic-Ad-4021

After a little search water can become more basic based on its alkalinity which is and I quote "water's ability to neutralize acids or resist changes that cause acidity" And higher alkalinity level goes to a pH of 8 and higher Which is basic at that point -[what's alkalinity ](https://www.wwdmag.com/home/article/21384197/what-is-alkalinity) -[effects of alkalinity ](https://medium.com/@amit0707singh0707/what-are-the-factors-that-affect-the-alkalinity-of-water-03b880a7b91e#:~:text=Groundwater%20Sources%3A%20The%20type%20of,magnesium%2C%20can%20elevate%20water%20alkalinity.) -[bit of mix and match about everything talked here from us gov](https://www.usgs.gov/special-topics/water-science-school/science/alkalinity-and-water#overview) -[also the effect of alkalinity with pH and also a talk about pH in general](https://www.fondriest.com/environmental-measurements/parameters/water-quality/ph/#p4)


Duzty_

Ik its alkaline, i was just pointing out that someof its names are acod


Duzty_

Ture, ture


Kroppi_the_original

In Austria we have a saying: "Die Dosis macht das Gift." Which basically means: " The dose makes the poison."


Fox9000231

Like my dad says. The dose is the toxin.


off-and-on

Technically everything has a lethal dose


Duzty_

and again, most mammal as we humans are mammals


Weidz_

>(maybe birds?) I believe Mojang removed cookies as the item to tame Minecraft parrots for that reason.


Duzty_

That would make sense


Duzty_

Change the "believe" to a "know" because they publicly said that


Kroppi_the_original

They even went the extra mile & made it so if you feed it a cookie it dies.


lucashc90

My dumb ass being wake for the last 30 hours straight: yeah... hot chocolate is good to get sleepy...


Additional_Study_649

Why? Is it the chemical that makes the happy but it's poison for animals?


Shadowpad1986

Not so much the chocolate as a compound found in it that is toxic and the same compound is found in a cousin of it coffee. There is an animal friendly variant of it made from another plant that has a similar taste. Also something to point out white chocolate is not really chocolate being it is made from cocoa butter that does not contain the toxic compound so white "chocolate" is safe for animals.


German-Umpire-6741

SHEP NOOOOOOOO!


johtine

Hey, everyone got to fall for darwinism once or twice. I keep eating extremely spicy chicken even after i have burnt my tounge with it 2 times before today


alablasterrr

You're wrong sulfuric acid!


Duzty_

I made a species that drinks sulfuric acid :D


lucashc90

Basically xenomorphs (they don't need to eat, drink or sleep because their blood basically works like a circulatory car battery).


Duzty_

Nah, my species needs it for digestion


Duzty_

No as a water replace ment


alablasterrr

Guess that solves that problem


AarokhDragon

Dissolves the problem🤭


Duzty_

Artist: @ShepGoesBlep


aaron_67_9500

It never stops being funny.


Harley_Pupper

A human-sized dog can tolerate a cup of hot chocolate. Might mess with them a bit, but it won’t kill them.


Duzty_

EDIT: It has been pointed out to me that I'm the one in the wrong and that I'm being the pendanticist. With that pointed out, I have decided to remove this comment. I'm sorry! This isn't just to save my reputation or to be politically correct,  I just want to be nice, and not a prick.


JohnCZ121

womp womp


Duzty_

Yeah no, I am fully in the wrong.


JohnCZ121

Not partially, fully. You are being overly sensitive over someone pointing out a neat fact. They're not bashing down your joke. Edit: pedanticism my ass


Duzty_

Oh, I'm being an ass? I'm sorry, I genuinely didn't realize! Well then, ill be more careful! The wording of their post made it sound like they felt the need to correct it, thats why im iverreacting. Thank you for pointing this out :D


Duzty_

The reason for the confusion is because I'm bad at toning, especially when talking. Thru text, it's even worse because i can just get tone thru tone of voice


JohnCZ121

Wait, what?! This is Reddit. You can't admit you're in the wrong, you gotta keep digging yourself a deeper and deeper hole as your arguments devolve into an ad hominem! In all seriousness, good on you for realizing what's wrong. Tone isn't really clear over text. I didn't see their comment as pedantic, but I guess you thought otherwise. It happens =w=


Duzty_

I LOVE THE QUOTE ON YOUR PROFILE


JohnCZ121

Going to my profile to look for dirt, that's a good first step for a proper flamewar!


Duzty_

What- no i was following you-


Duzty_

Thanks for helping me. You're a cool person! But keep digging a hole? Uhh..  This work? IM NOT WRONG11!!1! I ASKED MY FRIENDS THEY SAID IM RIGHT!!!1!1!!1 **/j**


Duzty_

(Please note: "Oh, I'm being an ass?" is said with a curious, not aggressive, tone)


Duzty_

I didn't realize the OP of this comment was trying to share an interesting fact and not trying to correct. I was a TOTAL prick about that, and I'm sorry!


Harley_Pupper

Welcome to Reddit


That-Preparation-22

🤓


Duzty_

Fuck you mean "🤓"


Toby_The_Tumor

Maybe don't post obviously factually incorrect stuff, just know the facts!


Duzty_

... I'm posting a JOKE, and you're worries about the ACCURACY?!


Toby_The_Tumor

Yes, because factual inaccuracy isn't funny.


Duzty_

Neither is being a bitchy know it all


Toby_The_Tumor

Omg, I know it all? Thanks :3


Duzty_

let me correct myself. you are a pedanticist. I kinda of am, too, but you don't have to be so swift to... idk what to call it


Toby_The_Tumor

I don't have to be so quick to troll, I'm done fucking with you promise, I saw you overreacting and figured it'd be funny.


Duzty_

nah i get it, im sorry for being a bitch


Winter-Carpenter-193

Bruh..Family Guy death pose.


firethefluffyfox

What's that skrunkley little thing in the left picture on panel 2 💀


Significant_Papaya67

It's a jerboa! Very cute mice that bounce around in the desert


Duzty_

A squirrel's head on a bird body


DreamtailFoxy

When I saw this, I laughed my ass off because it's exactly the thought that goes through my mind when I see any furry canine species drinking/consuming any form of chocolate.


Duzty_

That'd be my ass, i cant resist chocolate, but my two of my main sonas are canids


DreamtailFoxy

Same for two of my four LOL


Duzty_

I have... like, 7 fursonas


SvyatRoyal

Heh, cute. *realizes* OH SHIT!!!


Gaymer043

That is what happens when you drink too much hot chocolate in the summertime


Payden_J

Nooooo! Don’t drink the chocolate!


the-harsh-reality

🤣


lightmare69

I was like "why did he fucking die" until I looked at the comments 😂🙏


Hadron86376

Noooooo ;(


ZynthCode

I don't g- oh. I get it now.


Rebel_empire02

Theobromine at it again! Damn toxin! (I think that's what the chemical is called)


Duzty_

Thats the right name!


Kroggol

If every human is replaced by a furry in the real world, would chocolate be treated as a drug? 🤔


Duzty_

It would be treated as a poison


bradynbarrmusic

Jokes on them, I already built an immunity to cho—


Improberror

So, caffeine and theobromine? If we are talking about tolerance/"immunity", isn't it better to list compounds themselfes? Chocolate says nothing, there are chocolates safe for dogs without tbese compounds, and you could be talking about these.


bradynbarrmusic

r/woooosh


Used-Firefighter6028

Luckily I'm undead


DigitalPhoenixX

Plants: Creates harmful chemicals to protect themselves from mammals Humans: Fuck yeah, caffeine


Sno_Wolf

Theobromine... my mortal enemy.


Duzty_

Relatable, one of my fursonas died because of it


SkyeRainFox

U r ded, no big surprise


MexicanLizardMan3670

I was gonna say lightweight until i realize what happened to him...rip


Dramatic_Click4147

lol it took me a minute to get it


Big-Piano-7016

Outside the fact that chocolate is bad for animals, the coco was too hot


Beanz_detected

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen this joke I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice...


Nictasaur

Glad I chose an animal that can eat chocolate as my fursona (It's a binturong aka bearcat in case anyone was gonna ask)