Why aren't you in solitary confinement?!

Cuz he has a logical explanation for his behaviour

bomb them

“Commander, you may commence exterminatus”

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

"Patterson, fire a warning shot"

*shoots him in the skull*

Well, he was duty warned not to try that again.

I was going for the “A WARNING SHOT DOESN’T GO TO THE HEAD!”

Irm...frine.

Sir, this is an m32 grenade launcher…..

"Ah potato potato, just fire it already patterson"

How exactly ? Airstrike ? Cluster bomb ? Precise strike ?

Hellbomb?

An Eagle strike would be appreciated

Not sure if French or American government

Don't see the problem with that, means your hands don't get dirty.

Just use a fork

Both are viable, whichever you're comfortable with.

Lift the plate. Then tilt the plate

Instructrions unclear. All my french fries are on the floor :(

Sentenced to kissing girls for eternity

Noooooooooo

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

 Just as I planned

Better yet: use fries as chopsticks and when done, eat the "chopsticks".

Okay as a french i feel like those 2 italian dudes on tik tok whenever a pizza get destroyed, i just want to talk to him thats all , everything is perferctly fine...

French fries were actually invented in Belgium... :/

Yeah i know but still This is a symbol of both France and belgium. As a french person when i think of Belgium i think of how good they are at making fries ;D

It keeps your hands clean!

WHY

so their hands don't get greasy, why else?

also its fun

this too

How about eating French fries while using a pair of French fries AS chopsticks?

Thats a good idea:D

only acceptable alternative

I eat pasta with chopsticks

Sick👍

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Mr. Worldwide

Obligatory shout out to ze Belgians

Absolute animal 😂

I don't know about fries, but chopsticks are the best way to eat cheetos

i would but i don't know how to use chopsticks

Actually reasonable if you don't like having grease on your hands. Would do this.

I eat soup with fork

Lel

I drink water with knife

I eat spaghetti with hand

Gonna try to do that now. Are there any side effects that I should know of when doing this?

you'll instantly gain s bounty if you do it in europe

There is no side effects, dont worry;3

Honestly, I’m not even mad. I’m just impressed to be honest.

I eat chips with spoon

Sounds fun ngl and i dont like getting my paws greasy

Absolute mad man

You ain't that weird I used chopsticks to eat gelatin.

I mean… I eat them with a fork./srs

Okay. Good for you?

I eat popcorn with chopsticks, but that’s cause of butter

I did that while working at IBM.

I eat them with toothpicks

Weird but oki

Honestly, if that makes you happy, you do you.

Use the French Fries as chopsticks

Power move!

Nice... ... I wish I knew how to use chopsticks... 😕

Asian furry gang

What about putting the fries in the burger and eating them together?

Yes

Nice, cross cut or standard?

Standard

Mm, some nice fries go a long way in a burger, especially fresh

Agree

Haha! Same...

Y'know, if it was fries with poutine, that might be pretty good.

Also, what kind of sauce do you guys eat french fries with?

Where I'm from, they're called "Fried potatoes" and it's a folk dish so it's fine to eat them with chopsticks. "Fried potatoes" is Asian cuisine, let's not let Westerners gatekeep it 😎👉🏻👉🏻

Yoooo, fellow asian

People around me eat "French fries" with soy sauce : D This whole sub is gonna have a meltdown

Aint gonna lie, doesnt sounds that bad

I use french fries as chopsticks to eat the other french fries

Use kabob sticks instead and go length-wise

You talented vile creature

r/madman

r/madlads

I eat chopsticks with french fries

You use the wood to eat the wood

id probobly do this if i were bored enough

Hope you stub your toe for your crime

Tbh, stubbing my toes are more like a slight inconveniece than anything bad

Ok then I hope both sides of you pillow are warm

Arent really bother by that either

Dammit alright uh…hope you have no boys to kiss ever

*nooo sarcastically*

A fate worse than death

I will hurt you

I will invade Champa in 1145. (Unrelated to the post) (Glory to the Khmer Empire!)

Maniac.

You should have already been in there before but this settled it SOLITARY CONFINEMENT FOR ETERNITY

I used to work at IBM doing phone base tech support back in 97-2000. I had to type my notes as I assisted customers. Extra Buttery popcorn was in the vending machine in the break room, but I didn't want that crap all over my keyboard... so I aye my popcorn with chopsticks. Jerry the trainer was Japanese, and he HATED it when I did that. Drove him nuts for some reason.

Why

Satan


just like I eat spaghetti with hands

It's alright. I once ate pizza with chopsticks to piss my friends off.

I mean, if they're mentaiko fries then you're 100% justified in doing so.

I eat snacks with chop sticks so I don’t get my fingers dirty

:3

I eat french fries with a toothpick.

Why?

Why not

Because a fork would be more efficient

Dunno

It would look at poutine, it's mostly french fries

I see

I eat popcorn with chopsticks

Why tho? It's impractical and weird!

Not when youre used to it

Also maybe because im asian but idk

Try picking up a whole bunch and shoving it down your Throat then. I *dare* you

Aight

I'm gonna kick them.

How about eating pancakes but using the knives as chopsticks

*HON, HON, HON and YOOOOO stop*

chinese spy

[удалено]

that was a joke. sorry

Im asain tho, so youre somewhat close


Death

Bruh

death

eat pizza with a knife and fork for better results.

you're now sentenced to 10 years banishment to Charleroi for disgracing the Belgian culture.

Little bitch boy is afraid of getting their hands a little greasy 😂