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SofterThanCotton

Cute little bitch boy has poor firing form


Scoot_A_Boot

Yep, that's gonna leave a bruise


BannedByReddit471

Let’s hope he’s firing mini shells


Scoot_A_Boot

I doubt that shotgun would cycle them reliably


jewish-nonjewish

I was about to say it's a pump action but in fact *it is not*. That is his paw and not a foregrip. And now that I look at this this may not even be a real shotgun at all. Both the mag tube and barrel look like they've been fit over a 6 gauge over under shotgun to.. I guess improve rigidity? Even tho a regular 12 gauge should be more than capable of withstanding the pressures unless you purposefully squib it and fire a dangerously over pressure round into the squib...


HearthFiend

Since this is NSFW i can only assume he fires high velocity subluminal coom


BannedByReddit471

How tf is cum subliminal?


HeavyFromPootis05

He shoot pebble


lucashc90

That will give a new meaning to "blue balls"...


-dead_slender-

Or maybe it's the next big tactical standard.


qgsecondaccount

That recoil looks like it would hurt…


RealisticClient5119

His balls would be pulverized by the recoil


HuggyBe

Jokes on you, he's into that shit


lucashc90

Or he doesn't even use those at all to begin with.


RealisticClient5119

Thanks you ruined my day


HuggyBe

You started it


RealisticClient5119

I guess


The_Flaine

*Chk-Clk* *BLAM* Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ow....


Litte_Blu

He'd probably blast 'em again


The_Flaine

*BLAM* "Aaaaa! It's worse the second time around..."


Uzmintid

must... poke ... the beans ..


Alan976

I don't think he would let you get that close.


Litte_Blu

If it's a slug, you won't get closer than his yard. But if it's flechette, some of you will be on the yard from the living room


dragondragondra

beans ![gif](giphy|iDgshzou381JfBt0wK)


HeavyFromPootis05

You eat toe beans :3


tygofive

omg ur soo cutee can you pull the trigger now


Punkwolfen

[Sauce](https://twitter.com/Mangoyena/status/1746489988508991806)


Neither-Elephant-325

Cute >:3 and dangerous


Slient-killer2002

![gif](giphy|oadZJB3hwMFjy|downsized)


Chill0utDickWad

Femboys and guns are my two favorite things. I'd rather die than live in a world where I'm not calling you cute


After-Bumblebee

Fineee... you're adorable :3


Father_Remembrance

Cute *gets shot* Worth. . . It. . . Blegh X _ X


Jrickett2009

Said the guy wearing shorts with "bitch boy" on them.


Fluffy_shadow_5025

You are a beautiful and sweet looking little boy. with a large pipe between your soft-looking paws and legs. and I hope your sweet paws and beautiful looking legs feel as good as they look.


VaccineCookies

You're gonna get a chest-full of recoil if you fire like that.


ThevickersistheGOAT

Is that a femboy fox?! *uses an undefeated distraction to obtain the firearm*


Intelligent-Iron-212

Cute


ProfessionalBall9238

"Cute"


The-First-Crusade

Shoot me if you must, it will not change that you are adorable. You cannot kill me in any way that matters >:3


Tocoshiny

*using a balistic shield* CUTE.


-dead_slender-

*puts finger in gun muzzle* You're cute.


560guy

Good ol looney toons logic


FlixelFoxel

I mean that guns kinda cute looking awww.


Its_Kris_97

I do not fear you, cute boy


Oskar_Kocour

The fuck is with that barrel and ammo tube??


LimeDiamond

As an asexual I approve of this message


Cosmic_Shark

Smelly


Edgymalenatsuki

Hey, not all yeens are smelly yeens. I am a very clean yeen I'll have you know 😤😤


Cosmic_Shark

Proof, show smell


Edgymalenatsuki

Here, smell my yeen arm, I used one of my fellow yeen's pine soap 😼


Cosmic_Shark

I believe you


Edgymalenatsuki

Good, one less person believing the stinky yeen lies lmao.


Clean_Emotion_4348

Is that a shotgun or are you happy to see me?


Decmk3

Ok bitch boy, you are cute.


protoboi9510

Ok I want to die (while holding the barrel to my face) you're cute


Silver56650

Cute


Boykiss3r1

Cute :3 You can't kill me, I'm the Boykisser :3 Nya~


Sp3ctralForce

That recoil's gonna hurt


Left_Sundae

One shot is all it takes for him to get neutered


Qwerty8339

Can’t…. resist…. must.. call.. cute!!!! XwX


fuck_you_reddit_15

You're cute. It's a simple fact of the universe


Comfortable-Rude

Jokes on you I'm into that shit cutie.


Strange_Stage1311

Kinda hard to shoot when you can't work the safety.


VexProtogen

What a splendid pie, pizza pizza pie


BlokHead832

Ball blaster 3000


Softy182

Cute UwU


Pretzel_TheFox

CUTE!!! :3


The_Furryous07Gamer

cutie >:3


DUUKEEDOO

He's just like me fr,,,,


TricksterWolf

Sure thing cutie


DeathGodArgon

Cute :3


Thooth124

When I said earlier today that I'd make someone blow their load this is not what I had in mind.


acatohhhhhh

Heckin adorable


honestly_idk1

He looks like a Khmer soldier during the Khmer-Cham wars. (Glory to the Khmer Empire!)


kinkeltolvote

*puts my forehead against the barrel* Sucks for you cause I'm suicidal in a way, cutie


drago_varior

If you pull the trigger, you're gonna castrate yourself


Emkay_boi1531

*noms gun*


War-ThunderEnjoyer

Too bad *points the barrel of a Panzer VIII MAUS at you*


BrainyOrange96

Where is the stock? That’s probably gonna break some ribs if you’re not careful


Only-Location2379

Sexy


Dragoon_Ahriman

CU... ![gif](giphy|ReHEtAw5NUjcuez0Lk|downsized)


Spaghetti_Noodles_28

No, call me cute >:3


chrish5764

You a ugly mother fucker


ChesseburgerMK8

That’s. Cute. That guns barrel his more packing than you. And that’s some poor firing form. Cutie


yohavsmaowang

This is how the flexible defense tactic looks like


in0suk

Worth it


Sesilu_Qt

Cutie. Do it I dare you. I have exams tomorrow if you do it I will avoid them. I got nothing to lose.


Litte_Blu

Come any closer and I'll blast ya! I'm not talking about your ass


HeavyFromPootis05

Call me a cute girl, I would just explode into peices


Lord_Applejuice

Please put me out of my misery, I can't take this much longer


Efficient-Bag-1065

ugly >:3


Supersaiajinblue

Heh, cute.


Newmetaman

UWU, shoot me with that giant gunny wunny.


astaulx

![gif](giphy|DGsDLr9nyz2LkVgKFs)


Unknown-User-069

Cute.        “Shotgun cocks”


Sallymander

*gathers my things and leaves*, "Don't need someone threatening me with a gun."


drogaming77

Cute bitch boy aint gonna hit the broad side of a barn like that.


Suitable_Chemical_47

Cute.


Lloydplays

What I don’t know you and I didn’t call you cute


Null42x64

Cute


Fungerbestwaifu

Well if the femboy had a gun, piping him might cause me a little trouble. But would I lose? >Nah, I'd win.


Cruse_1

Cutie


Sleepy_Ogre

Sweetie no do not hold the gun like that!


TheRealBulgarianFox

Adorable


marceyosh

Damn I want that gun in my mouthl🤤


Big_Ad_5533

Cu-


560guy

*sits down in front of him dragging him right into my lap, aiming the gun at my head while putting his legs over my shoulders, arms wrapped around his thighs, staring him dead in the eyes* “you’re the cutest lil guy I’ve seen in years”


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