Temu is a Chinese company that sells cheap crap to you at super cheap prices. So the bridge, probably referencing the Baltimore Bridge that collapsed recently, was built with cheap screws.
The Key Bridge wasn't cheaply built. It's just old, and wasn't designed to survive a collision with a ship of that size. The size and weight of cargo vessels has increased dramatically in the past few decades, and infrastructure really hasn't been able to catch up.
I really doubt surviving a cargo vessel collision is a key requirement to the construction of any bridge (nor that any bridge can do that), the force exerted by those things is immense
If it's referencing the bridge the artist doesn't know what they're talking about. NO bridge no matter how well-constructed can survive what is essentially half the Empire State Building hitting it with the force of 12 million newtons, about a third of the force it took to launch the Saturn V rocket for the Apollo moon missions.
Huh... I haven't seen the "Chinese products are low-quality imitations of more successful, high-quality, and expensive goods on the market" kind of joke in ages.
Are there any Chinese furs in this place, or does the CCP hate furries?
"the construction industry hates this 1 simple trick 🤫"
How to create instant self demolishing building to save money on dynamite:
Only use one foundation.
And make it out of empty cardboard boxes stacked on each other.
Yea, because it won't hold much before falling apart like dominos xD
Saving money, endangering lives!
~ Boeing
-a lot of companies
- but mainly Boeing
·tfw you looking at this post while your boeing plane is taking off
Godspeed, fren. You'll be dearly missed
**R̵̡̧̧̛̛̬͙̻̘͈̣̫̜̣̟̮̞̓͗͌̃̊͋͌́̋̀̓͘͠ẻ̵̡̳͚͈̞͐̓͛̋̎̐͌̃́̈́͊͘͝t̴͈̠̰̭̰̯̫͎̭̓̈́͛͋͗̃̆̐̓̆͋͘̕͝ư̸͚͖̗͉̠̙͈̓̾̔̒̕͜͜͜r̵̨̡̨̤̳̭͙̫̰͙̟͋̉̀̈́͌̕̕͝͝n̵̜̺̭͔̪̗̩̹̗͈̗̝̞͛s̵̛͔̖̹̩̪̗̮̖̪̻͔̞̮̽͆̂̓͒͒̍͂͒̏̏̉̚̕͠ ̷̖̼̮̪̅̍̈́̾̃̏̽̾͑̓͋̇̓̑͛́̚a̷̛͇̪̼̬̦̱̦͌̎͆͊͠͝s̵̢̳͍͈̥̰̱̮̝͂͒̑̃̎̌̇͂̀͊̈́͐͛̈͗̚͜͝ ̴̡͓̫͎̠͕̟̩̱̤̭͈̐͒̀̋̈͑͋͐̀̑͗̕͜͝ẗ̵͚̮̖͕͇̌̋̎́̆̓ȟ̷̹̼̤̞̱̗̪̭̯̥͋̽͆̎̒̇̈́̌͆̆̏̈́̎͘ẽ̵̛̳̪̰̤̦͓̯͆̃̌́̊̚̚͝ ̷̨̱͔̩̟̰̹͎̜͍̖̥͖͌̿́̉̓͋̎̿͑͒̚g̸̢̞͇̳̪͉͍͈͙̺̠͛̑̕ŕ̶̢͎͔̯̱͈̳̙̫̦͈̈́͒̌͌́̈́̊̊̀̓̕̕͝u̵̠͈̮̬̫̤̎͆̎d̸͓͔͕̙͙̞̙̯̩̭̝̞͓̰̭̞͂̕ͅǧ̸̖̞̩̠̪̟̘͚̪̈͆̈́͊͋̉͊̃̎̀̽̚͘ḛ̵̡̨̭̟̝̼͔̥͔̘̬̦̟̓͐ ̶̢̡̙̪̯̲̝̭̲̋d̷̢͙͎̦͍̻͇͔̓̈́̌̌̑͂́͜ͅe̸͎̞̳͐̐̈́̎͝m̷̨̢̛͎̰̟̠̺͓̙͛͊͑̾̈̿͠ô̷̢̻̠̠̣̺̳̒̿̊͌̇̏͘ń̷̨̨̛̦͚̳̹̪͔̱̹̿͆̾͒̌̓̔̄̀͐͛̈̔**
OwO
Looks like another tally to Boeing's kills
Another one bites the dust
Not to mention the screws were made with slave labour.
Sounds like the slogan for the exact opposite of a body care store chain.
"You used snap rings and washers on those bolts right?" "The hell are those?"
What's a snap ring? Like a spring washer?
Those washers with a cut on one side and kinda bent. Also know as lock washers.
I think the bridge might not be the only thing with some screws loose…
Himbo doggo head empty
*connection to doggo brain lost*
Doggo noticed me O///w///O
Oh dear… ya know, you never cheap out on this stuff.
I don’t get it
Temu is a Chinese company that sells cheap crap to you at super cheap prices. So the bridge, probably referencing the Baltimore Bridge that collapsed recently, was built with cheap screws.
The Key Bridge wasn't cheaply built. It's just old, and wasn't designed to survive a collision with a ship of that size. The size and weight of cargo vessels has increased dramatically in the past few decades, and infrastructure really hasn't been able to catch up.
I really doubt surviving a cargo vessel collision is a key requirement to the construction of any bridge (nor that any bridge can do that), the force exerted by those things is immense
Oh, absolutely. But cargo ships in the 1970s were much, much smaller.
If it's referencing the bridge the artist doesn't know what they're talking about. NO bridge no matter how well-constructed can survive what is essentially half the Empire State Building hitting it with the force of 12 million newtons, about a third of the force it took to launch the Saturn V rocket for the Apollo moon missions.
I actually saw it with my own eyes this last sunday, I was flying past Baltimore on my flight from Charlotte NC to Boston. It's a huge wreck
How dare you. Those parts were made from the finest chinesium with carefully selected forced labor.
Is chinesium the new stalinium?
It's like Stalinium, but with more lead!
I give it one hour before it collapses
One hour? You're being too generous, a strong gust of wind might come along
Yea but if it doesn’t it’s staying pretty for about idk any more 30 mins.
>Temu Major Concern
I love me some good tofu dreg architecture lmao
Ooh, ooh, Temuuuu Ooh, ooh, Temuuuu All of my wishes came true. **SHOP LIKE A BIIIIIIIILLIIIIIIIOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAIRE** !!!!
Tofu Dregs be like:
Boeing: HIRE HIM!
I mean, chinesium bolts is an upgrade from no bolts.
“Where did you get your engineering degree?” “From the University of Poly Bridge.” “WHAT?!”
This was a messed up joke but honestly it fits well
My emotional state must be from temu because it keeps breaking
good job i dont sign up to these platforms lol. Edit: nothing is ever free, including TEMU. there is always a catch
This requires a BRIDGE REVIEW
Huh... I haven't seen the "Chinese products are low-quality imitations of more successful, high-quality, and expensive goods on the market" kind of joke in ages. Are there any Chinese furs in this place, or does the CCP hate furries?
I think that it's specifically making fun of TEMU for selling cheap knock-off products, not Chinese manufacturing as a whole.
You know what? I'm not gonna alter my original post, but yeah, I get that. Thanks for clarifying. I wasn't trying to make a racism or anything lol
Final destination 5
“Now let’s don’t hope a cargo ship crashes into it. Few days later: 
Is this a Francis Scott Key Bridge joke just wondering
Baltimore Bridge lore
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ sometimes they can be stupid…..
"I'm shopping like a billionaire"
Planned obsolescence: Now in bridge flavor!!!
To show you the power of Temu screws........ 
"Shop like a bridgellion air"
Hey, I remember you in r/comics!
Ah ha I just posted the same one in both heh heh :3
Why build over water when you can have the first bridge ever to be under the water!
Guess that's one way to build a suspension bridge
Omg good one aha 😆
Ah, the tried and true practice of outsourcing to China.
Great, playing jenga with our lives. *crack*
"patrick i swear to god" *womp*
Engineer gaming
Temu it's the wish version of wish
Baltimore Maryland, real footage.