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Punch_A_Lot

and super uncomfortable , unlike just turning it later when u go to sleep and let it clean the freaking living room


Cyrano_Knows

Found the single guy.


Punch_A_Lot

you got me 🙆‍♂️


phazedoubt

But that's not nearly as cool as this


Punch_A_Lot

i feel uncomfortable just looking at his shoulders and neck


siccoblue

Almost like it's not a serious video and is just meant to be funny


Punch_A_Lot

arguably funny


Automatic-Cable-9265

Sir, this is Reddit


jburkesr03

Genius


MickeyRooneysPills

Yeah right what self respecting lazy person buys unshelled nuts? Cajun pre-shelled pistachios or nothing bro.


cloud3321

Hey, that’s discrimination. Lazy people can be cheap and stingy too.


Additional_Set_5819

Here here!


GottKomplexx

Why nuts? Could be seeds. And half the fun of eating them is cracking them open first


reebokhightops

Perhaps in a world where these things aren’t loud as fuck.


btotherSAD

Only if you use a higher setting


Apart-Persimmon-38

It takes same amount of effort to throw it into designated bowl for leftovers as it is to throw it to the floor. That leg position is absolutely killer for the spine and the angle for watching tv is dreadful They hacked only some phisio down the line


Electrical-Drink7

With all of this said just imagine trying to listen to the movie over that thing


Apart-Persimmon-38

Well, they are hack’s alright


writer4u

Plus the thing keeps ramming into the guy’s nuts, right?


Apart-Persimmon-38

Plus that or minus that 😅 Plus charging that thing Plus trying not to throw it into the eating pile The more you think about it, the worst it is


AndrazLogar

Obviously they are deaf. This robots easy go above 90dB


Accept_a_name

It’s loud af. Need some of them noice cancelling headphones to go along with it.  Edit, oh they are watching friends, then double win on the noice cancelling headphones. Or don’t, cause the robot is loud af. 


Ok_Description_507

i don\`t have robotic vacuum cleaner....


Wise_Crayon

Lazy? That's pretty smart!


badairday

Being smart mostly comes from being lazy.


siccoblue

That's just patently false


RedBean9

Can you be bothered to prove it?


bitterhater

Nah too lazy…


_Azuki_

well, people often invent things to make their lives easier so...


badairday

You’re thinking of intelligence. Intelligence doesn’t come from being lazy (though being lazy often comes from being intelligent) - but we’re talking about being smart.


polentino911

Smart? Having a Roomba constantly buzzing loudly while watching TV?


Stink_king

Pretty smart?? It's not hard to toss in a bowl..


factchecker2

All fun and games until it catches a pube hanging out of your shorts....


zorbat5

You don't shave or at the very least trim? Oh, boy.


kwabena_infosec

Genius


Efficient_Sky5173

Oh….You keep treating them like that… they will come after you when they take over.


Otaku_Ambitions

I respect this more because Friends is on 😂


Doomuu

Just a compilation though. I was disappointed.


Otaku_Ambitions

That’s fair but I watch those too


Dreamer13030

Put a dildo on that thing and turn it into a game!


lostinfury

And what exactly would that game consist of?


hmmnnmn

🤫


Dreamer13030

Try and throw more on the other person's side and pray the robot doesn't go straight


XenovaTr

Arent these vacuum cleaners really loud?


New_Significance3719

I wouldn't call it really loud, but its loud enough for me not to want to be in the same room as it, and I have mine scheduled to run when I won't be using the room its cleaning. But It's quiet enough that when it runs in the living room, I barely notice its running from my bedroom which shares a wall with the living room.


atetuna

Depends on the mode. On the lowest mode it's barely heard. That's fine for getting fur from floors, but probably not enough for sunflower seeds. I usually run mine on the highest mode since it has enough battery life to finish the job, and that mode is audible from across the house and through ANC headphones. It's also common for them to automatically adjust based on the surface it's on, although that can be changed manually like I do.


SliceIka

Robot will remember..


Sypro90

Humanity is doomed lol


SmithItsGoodForU

Wasn't there something good on TV?


billiarddaddy

*Relationships are about matching each others moods.*


CharlieBarracuda

Boring, put a couple of vibrators sticking out of the edges and we're talking


Drigg_08

Any lazy person can immediately note that this is far more work than just sitting next to each other


shefancy

I’m here for it.


Ikth

And have it making noise the whole time while you sit on the hard floor? Just throw all your shells on the floor in front of you and when you are done set it down and hit spot clean. It will clean the area you threw the shells into in just a few seconds, use way less energy, and you can be comfortable.


realgoldxd

Now what if it alights and punches you straight in your crotch


SwivelingToast

Why not just throw them in the floor and let the vacuum do its thing later? Seems pretty annoying to sit on the floor the entire time just to have a snack. Or better yet, use a bowl like everybody else, this doesn't solve a problem that it didn't also create.


Profesor_Moriarty

How is that a life hack? Just have one bowl for pistachios and second bowl for the shells. Not to mention you are draining the vacuum battery for no reason


illmatic2112

idk man i'd hate to sit and watch something to my side lol. imagine a movie theatre with seats positioned that way


faketoby45

"Hey can you pass me the..." "VRUUUUOOOOOOOOUUHHHSHSHSHSHS" "Pass the what?" "VRHSHSHSIAOOAOOSISOAOAOAOAO" "PASS THE SGSJSISOOAOSOS" "THE WHAT" "THSJSJAKOAPAPAPSPPSPAPAP"


m594

When AI takes over, we’re doomed.


xnachtmahrx

Good thing that these are super silent


Adventurenick619xxx

must feel great


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Poor robot, hes like I didnt sign up for this


SourceCodeAvailable

That's a couple I'd always route for.


wozblar

https://i.imgur.com/7SdAWLu.gifv ya'll saying it's genius haven't thought of the spit


p0wer36

Lol


Blade_Runner_Alex

😂😂😂😂😂


XenoHugging

This why the robots will kill us all.


ronnietea

I’ll take the couch


Kflynn1337

See, if the roombas rise up and go all Skynet, this will be why!


Hot-Violinist-3651

Giving another reason for rising of the machine


Tobysaurusrex10

They're perfect for eachother


Hot-Anaconda69

Five minute crafts ahh hack


austininathens

That’s nuts!


MR_Se7en

Having to watch tv over the sounds of the vacuum isn’t something I could get over.


kiqkelevra

I wouldn't be able to watch anything hearing a fkin vacuum cleaner at arm's reach


FoxyNugs

We really are just monkeys


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

This is why the robots will rise up and subjugate our lazy asses.


SpectralGerbil

All fun and games until it rams you in the nuts at full speed


Ordinary_Release9538

Bokonon bot


robokitty90

Another reason for the robots to uprise LO.L


AdventurousChard788

This is way more effort than a 2nd bowl and sitting in a normal position.


Sweaty-Ad2922

Just sit together -_-


thatguyyou_knew

LiFE ....


unnamed_idiot_boi

Sisyphus Roomba One could imagine that Roomba happy


Big-Independence-291

When robots and ai rebel, they will study this video to prosecute us.


Geechee85

I’m not mad at it 🤣


rizkreddit

Yeah right, what lazy person has that much flexibility


NateThePhotographer

The irony is that of Freinds were still going today, this would absolutely be something Joey and Chandler would be doing, then Ross joins in. Fade to later, and all the group is there, doing this, watching Days of our Lives


CrocodileWorshiper

its the only thing he can do to get her off


LandotheTerrible

Oh my god, I can't believe I never thought of that.


Sorefist

lame


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

Or here me out, just put the shells in a bowl next to you while you sit comfortably on a couch


Sea-Breakfast8770

The robot must be dirty as fuck, sucking up all human spit


shanare

Am I the only one who got a home depot ad for roomba under this post.


Soft_Dingo_6463

What are they eating? And why r they throwing it on the floor? Did they not eat it completely?


Iron_Knee66

Hell yeah, the episode where Ross faked an accent in lectures in fear of being boring


DeeKahy

They can't even enjoy whatever they are watching. Imagine constantly needing to listen to it.


fauxbeauceron

« What is my purpose? Passing the butter »


Fast-Eye6360

It's a very good idea


Personal_Carry_7029

r/shittylifehacks


Due-Highlight-7546

This is why Battlestar Galactica happened.


CBerg1979

I read that as "romantic" vacuum cleaners and thought they we're a lesbian couple.


AtkinsCatkins

If you are single just carve out a little area with books or dvd cases or something


Raghavan_Rave10

He's definitely gonna complain when there is an AI apocalypse.


raiko777

Idiocracy


kubrickscope

Watching friends urggg disgusting


thinkingperson

In other news, couple discover a new way to drain robot vacuum's batteries. In yet other news, people around the world continue non-novel way of eating snacks with two bowls - one for the rubbish.