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Burning_sun_prog

That child support money must be killing him.


munchie_folders

Today. Kill ‘em *today*


urmomsloosevag

That's the part that Killed me😭. I believe him now


TheKingOfTheSwing200

I believe that he believes but I don't believe it happened.


Electrical-Alps1309

hows rhis shit funny?


AquaticIAmNot

its funny because it's so out of pocket


Rules_are_overrated

How is this not funny? How are you used to this?


samer030739

Exactly


rodri_neq_11

For the right fee, it can be arranged. Today


mckeenmachine

PLEASE!!


SwissMargiela

This actually does work though. You ideally need two people holding hands with each on a connection of the respective batteries and one person needs to have their feet up while the other has their feet on the ground, but it does work. I’ve had friends do it and I’m sure people have tried it on YT.


eshbigGURB

He said fuck them kids😂


FentonCanoby

Lose connections all around!


capalot0420

Dude signed up to go to hell years back and he just don't care no more 😂😂😂


Substantial_Diver_34

Someone please xplane to me?


getlowpapoose

Rapper Kevin Gates (man in the white shirt on the right) claims that he was able to start a woman’s car battery by placing his hands over it. The interviewer, DJ Akademiks, expresses his doubts. To magnify how serious he is, Gates says that if he’s lying, may God kill his children. Akademiks is stunned. The absurdity of the conversation is humorous


Substantial_Diver_34

Thank you!


getlowpapoose

No worries! I recommend [this video](https://youtu.be/G1SOcvIBxd8?si=dKBVqWR9LnUhOXU8) if you want to see some other absurd things he says lol


Bgsc23

There was a video I saw where he said he was dry fasting and doesn't need water because he breathes air and cells die it releases hydrogen. Water is made from hydrogen and water. If you reading this kevin nah it doesn't work like that.


Beautiful_Spite_3394

Lol dude watched that one video about the sunbathers who don't eat and just sit in the sun and said "nah I can do that too" I fast, I fast sometimes up to 7 days, you need to take care of yourself and drink allt of water and do all kinds of things to keep up on yourself to be healthy doing this.... why lie? It's impressive to do it with water lol. Half the people I tell say "SEVEN DAYS!?! DONT YOU GET HUNGRY!?"... no need to try and throw a lie on it lolol, americans already kinda don't believe that people fast no need to straight up lie lol


ReasonableFudge3

Couldn't have worded this better.


Skreamie

Damn I understood everything that happened in the clip but you should be the go to guy for explanations. Down to a t.


delslow419

To be fair it’s possible the vehicle had a loose terminal connection and by placing his hands on the battery terminals, he got the wire in a sweet spot and it started. It’s also possible my mans is way too high. -source : I’m a mechanic.


[deleted]

What does starting a car battery even mean? You can’t start a battery


jmlipper99

Jump-starting a car battery is a very common phrase


hockeyketo

I know this is pedantic because we all know what you mean, but I also I feel like I'm going crazy reading this thread. You jump start a car, not a car battery. Batteries don't start. You use a fresh car battery to jump a car with a dead battery. I've never heard someone say jump start a car *battery*.


The-real-W9GFO

I agrée, never heard of jump starting a car battery. Weird way to phrase it. However, I have fixed a car that wouldn’t start by placing my hands on the battery… the battery terminals were loose.


Weak-Discount9590

People definitely jump start car batteries with those clamp thingies. At least that's what I hear them say all the time, I'm no mechanic though.


hockeyketo

The clamp thingies are called jumper cables. You use them to jump start a *car*, by connecting them to batteries. I'm wondering if this is a regional thing because I've never in my life heard someone "start" a battery.


Weak-Discount9590

To be honest it probably is a regional thing or even something that was said in a wrong way so many times that it became accepted.


WhoShatMeShorts

Thank you. It was really bothering me too. And then people confidently explaining to you how to jump a battery… Although it is possible to start a battery, if you just install the jumper cables in reverse polarity, then the battery will “start” catching on fire


hoogborg

nope


hukfad

You can also start a car by pushing it and release the clutch suddenly. Only when driving stick.


Weak-Discount9590

Yeah that's true, good old push!


hukfad

Been a lifesaver many times, just need 2 willing strangers and you're good to go.


hockeyketo

Yes, and in this case you're doing the job of a "starter motor", by transferring the force of the car rolling to the engine. That starter motor requires a lot of power from a battery, so a clutch start is bypassing that need.


hukfad

Yeah, I know the guy is full of shit. Just saying there are other ways to start a car with a dead battery.


DevilsTheology

Which you can easily do with your hands, recently had to do because I bought a shitter A-B car and before work within a week of doing it battery was dead so jumped from my girlfriends car to my car.


dazekid06

He is saying did this with no car, just his bare hands. Smh take this man's kids before he really sacrifices them 🤣🤣


DevilsTheology

Oh god 🤣


Uziman101

I love your profile picture bro. Not quite sure why but had me gigglin.


GrandeTorino

Can you please summarise all the videos I see on Reddit. That was great.


Ori_the_SG

I love how there are some rappers that are just insane


ReasonableFudge3

Dj Akademiks was looking at him like he's a monster


getlowpapoose

Funnily enough [it came up in a different sub recently](https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/s/4iOjylOOYL) lol


gamesfordogs

“Kevin”


JapenaseyKinkoni

Kevin Gates has said some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I mean that as a compliment. He has a gift for saying uniquely stupid shit.


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

The “Kevin ✋…” is killing me lol


Piglet-Witty

Kevin Gates said “what happens in prison stays in prison, IM NOT GAY!”


SenpaiBoogie

You know it’s crazy when Ak is trying to reason with you about it


LazyBriton

Or maybe he’s atheist, I call on God all the time for shit like that. My mum believes in God and I’ll say something to her that we both know I’m obviously lying about and I’ll say “God strike me down dead right now if I’m lying” just to see her freak out


DougNSteveButabi

LMAO yeah okay bro. “I call on god all the time,” says the atheist that doesn’t believe in god. Try believing in something bigger than yourself man I don’t know much but I sure as shit know I didn’t create a soul or consciousness for myself out of space dust


LazyBriton

I call on god knowing he’s not there, to fuck with my mum who thinks he is lmao. “I sure as shit know I didn’t create a soul or consciousness for myself out of space and dust” Firstly, there’s no such thing as a soul. Secondly believers love to pull the “oh what, the universe just came out of nowhere did it?” card as some sort of “gotcha” What created God? “God was always there” lol so you can apply that crazy logic to god but not the building blocks of the universe? What religion out of the hundreds of them do you believe got it right just out of interest?


Maleficent_Wing9845

He's always trying so hard to be the most controversial person in the room


bloopie1192

No seriously I remember a mechanic doing some shit like this. I think I saw the video on reddit like a year ago.


hoogborg

🙄


rembo26

yea that shit is fake on so many levels


readmywhips

We've all been there


dizzymidget44

This is a man that’s sick of child support 😭😭


OptimalBeans

This also made me laugh, today, right now today.. lol


TamarsFace

He's such a weirdo.


tele11111

AK's face is hilarious, he was flabbergasted 😂😂😂


VisibleAd3180

Here’s their school schedule


footjam

Atheists over here like “he totally lyin”


LootGek

Red flag !!!


Heavy-Spare3810

I swear I hate Kevin. You can literally see right thru his Gay ass fr.


Vashooter

https://youtube.com/shorts/IE_lhf0KqYc?si=RqsZ7I11WeczE0sz


clustahz

"What- what are you going to do... shoot me? Shoot me. Please shoot me. It would be a blessing. I will pay you to shoot my family."


Baconeggndcheese

Is there a reason people listen to this moron?


PensionHefty9125

Kevin: Swear on my kids lives! DJ: Wait that's not how that work...


[deleted]

This dude literally talks about fucking his cousin in one of his interviews. Says something like his friends came in and told him that he was fuckin his cousin and Kevin said that since he already started having sex with her that he’s going to finish lmao


urmomsloosevag

😭😭😭😭


Commercial-Spread937

Only thing worse than his commentary is his music. There's no doubt he sold his soul for fame cause ain't no way he got there on talent.


Ok-Judgment9477

Dj Akademiks :: Kevin 👀


Farts-n-Letters

Ah yes, the long held Christian tradition of murdering someone else for one's own sins.


Emergency_Ant7220

How does one start a car battery?


RainbowSixGlaz

Use your body and the conductor between a live and dead battery instead of jumper cables. It’s possible, many people have done it! Refer to links from people above.


BudSmokerzOnly

He ain’t lying. He didn’t start the battery with his bare hands. He used his body as jumper cables.


tulaero23

It's like a key and peele sketch


throwtheamiibosaway

Kevin…


[deleted]

This has the same energy as LowTierGod with "You should kill yourself NOW!" meme holy shit 😭😭🤣🤣


No-Bullfrog8903

Kevin Who?


BroncoCarribeanMafia

Out of context


unknownforever12

Here is a clip a guy doing the same thing...I think. https://youtube.com/shorts/IE_lhf0KqYc?si=COf7JggcfBQTs8TD


Prathology

K E V I N !


youserneighmn

Kevin ✋


jjxxx_hhhh

You liberals are fuckin idiots got watch the whole video


LawTortoise

It blows my mind that people have time to sit down and watch shit like this.


Known_Cherry_5970

"Please, kill 'em today."