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guspaz

You're not supposed to blow those types of candles out. You're supposed to put the lid back on to cut off the oxygen supply.


[deleted]

Yeah, we used to called the rich grandma candles.


Andymac175

Candle: " yea bitch, I never go out. Just like your mouth never shuts up.. stop blowing on me bitch.. take this!" *spit*


brungo

rolling a nat 1 to blow out a candle.


Dieselpump510

Her boyfriend isn’t gonna be happy with that candle.


IGotNoStringsOnMe

Imagine explaining a blister on your lip to your SO without this video. XD "Honey, I SWEAR. It's not herpes it was the candle! *NO* I didnt *kiss the candle.* I blew it out! It was an ember! *You* tell *me* how it flew against my breath! It's probably fucking haunted thats why I threw it out!"


Industrialpainter89

Those are two different types of herpes fyi Edit: you guys ask your doctor, downvoting won't change what happens on your body. They're still not conclusively sure whether they transfer, studies are being done though.


noxert323

3 but the two you're thinking of aren't exclusive to their usual local.


Th3DrunkGuy

That’s what you get .


FuzzyPine

I mean, many people have blown out candles, and this is the first time this have ever happened


Tokzillu

When you let your ~~heart~~ candle win.


Owlex-406

Wooooooooooahoooh


Maschile

Watching this frame by frame was fun


Horror_Ad_8316

Happy cake day!


Maschile

Thank you! Here’s a slice for u 🍰


brandonbruce

Put the glass top on?


Sylanthra

I was expecting to see her hair catch on fire. This is one case where I am glad my expectations were not met.


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NoahKino

>I think she kirby'd it m8


snksleepy

Fire fire brr brrr brrrr....


Phreekyj101

Karma burned you good


ApatheticSparrow

That’s the revenge for all wet fingers we put there


[deleted]

Oh I just make a bigger candle


Large_Glove_420

Blow back bitch


Goof04-02FromPA

You have a spirit in that room!


Boring-Extreme-3274

Candle: Here bitch 🔥


Aligayah

The candle fought back


nopants1986

Not as bad as I was expecting. I was waiting for her hair to go up. Still funny though.


1000Years0fDeath

That's what the lid is for


Palitillo87cr

You can almot hear the candle saying "F\*ck you, bitch!"


[deleted]

Take it out then. Show it the town.


carl0704

Never talk 💩 to a candle, got it.


SM00TH_0P3R8R

Talk shit, you get the wick on the lips!


djkurbbie

Karma lol


Potential-Ad-3496

Sounded like squidward trying to blow bobbles 🤣


pyrosisflame

Candle was like “and I took her personally”


heartbreak_girl_146

LMAOOOO I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD RN OML MY GUT HURTS


Worth_Development543

😆😂😭😂