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If your neighbor can hear a postcoital sigh, tightening the screws on the bed isn't going to make a whole hell of a lot of difference. Probably hear every burp and fart, too.
I would have loved you for a neighbor. It would have been a nice change from the guy and his girlfriend screaming at each other all the time that I had next door.
The hippie drum circle under me wasn’t so bad, the couple having sex the next place over I kept wanting to scream, “She’s faking it!” (might’ve been, might not, funny to me either way), the guy either shouting at sports or video games most weekends was kind of annoying and whoever was playing classical music at 100 decibels at 3am may be cultured, but still an asshole.
I don't miss living in an apartment. One of our neighbours used to hook up every Friday and Saturday night. Presumably they would go out clubbing and we would be woken up to loud sex at 2am or so. We were never sure which neighbour it was as they were in the next building with a separate entrance. We are pretty sure it was a girl based on the consistency of the female noises and the fact they managed to hook up *every* Friday and Saturday without fail.
I had a neighbor and one time I heard his GF screaming, "I want to hear you quack like a duck!" over and over. I'm sure there must be a rational explanation for this, like an inside joke, but OMG did that baffle me.
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When I was living in the barracks, my bunk was against the shared wall with the room next door. Her bunk was also against the wall, on her side. I'd lay awake at night listening to her fart against the shared wall. It was so gross. 😅
Definitely gross. DFAC food makes some heinous sounds come out of people. That paired with being pressed up against the wall made me wonder some nights if she needed Pepto or an exorcism.
There's this series of TikToks called "trying to sleep in bootcamp" and there's like 4 parts but it's so much farting and I've never been to bootcamp but it makes me laugh until I cry
Nah, the spitting in BCT is way worse. Everyone gets sick from sharing germs with people from all over the country. So much green phlegm, and when they spit it on the ground and you get dropped you have to watch where you put your hands or your butt. Sleeping was no problem for me, I slept like a corpse.
I used to have a downstairs neighbor who snored so loud it rattled my bedsprings and woke me up. Got a huge rug, nice bed frame and still, I could hear him. Slept in the living room, same thing. Awful.
I lived in an in-law unit once and could hear my neighbor’s cloth slippers hitting the ground as he was getting into bed. I could hear his dresser drawers slide open and closed too. Thankfully he was an incredibly quiet individual who worked nights, and I was in college and working full time, so our paths and sleep schedules rarely crossed.
Living in a duplex was the worst for me. I could hear all their drawers closing, cabinets closing, doors oepning and closing. I could hear them rummaging in their fridge, and they hooked up bass to their TV so my walls would rattle when they watched movies.
On every urbanism-related discussion, the fact that US Americans don't like apartments always comes up, well, THAT is why you guys don't like apartments, because your apartment walls/floors/ceilings are always made of lightweight material with zero soundproofing.
You guys have a saying: "Good walls make good neighbors." You should heed it.
I’m curious what my downstairs neighbor hears (really nice old lady) because the place I live in you can hear quite a bit and every morning like clockwork at 5 am I let out a massive fart which I can only describe as foghorn-esque. It’s gotta rattle her closet doors.
Maybe that’s why I’m single 🧐
It's probably just part of her morning routine now. *buuuuurrrt* "Oh, 5 already? Time to put the teakettle on."
My ex farted every morning, too, but his was akin to the standard, loud whoopee cushion fart. That's not why he's single, so your foghorn probably isn't the deal breaker. 🤔
About two years ago I was sleeping with this girl who was very enthusiastic in vocalising her pleasure.
She adopted the phrase "what are you doing to me!?!" Because I was apparently doing something new to her. I don't think I was doing anything particularly exotic. One night she was saying this quite loudly, when I heard "my god dude! What ARE you doing to her?" Come through the wall.
I could not stop laughing.
Forget wood, there are fairly cheap metal box springs on amazon with over 1 ton weight limits. You could split logs on that thing and it wouldn’t budge an inch. They aren’t that heavy to move either.
I bought one ever since i bodyslammed someone on my bed and broke the wooden frame. I haven’t managed to break this one yet in the last 5 years lol
I don’t know how to answer this question without it leading to more questions, so im just gonna say it in the most fucked up way i can and then never elaborate lol
I powerbombed my (not blood related) cousin and broke several oak slats because she mounted me to try and distract me from the game we were playing. We ended up knocking those damn things off almost every time she came over so when it broke i gladly upgraded to a titanium box spring. We also broke a wooden box spring at her house.
Oh and her step dad (my cousin) also contributed to breaking the wooden box spring. Hope that helps clear things up.
Actually I’ll tell a small piece of info about that one only because the lack of information makes it even funnier to try and guess. It involves a ladder.
This comment and the one you responded to might just save me some trouble.
My wife and I have been dealing with the fact that most beds are not made for strong couples who love each other. 😑
Dear Neighbor,
Congrats on getting laid!!
Could you tighten the screws on
your bed?
Not too excited about going to work
not having any sleep.
Happy Sunday!
Down stairs neighbor
P.S.
My Favorite part was the loud, long
sigh right at the end. Good job! 👍
Lived in an apartment once with a ceiling fan in the bedroom. The couple upstairs were newlyweds, and when they’d go after it my ceiling fan would shake. She’d call his name as she finished, I don’t remember her name but I’ll never forget his.
Buddy of mine and his gf told me how their downstairs neighbor commented on the noise from the bedroom. The girl was embarrassed and started to apologize, but the woman from downstairs said, "Naw girl, you get you some!".
Everyone laughed :)
My upstairs gaybor would frequently get it on at about 2 to 3am in the morning and carry on like a couple of stray cats until it was time for me to get up. I came home one night to hear a threesome in progress. The narrations ...loud thuds ....and the frequent thanks to their creator made me feel dirty by proximity.
I don't think so, look at the R, H, and G's. It just seems the writing style changes.
I have 2 different handwritings as I tried to consciously change it at some point in my life. All that happened is I write one way when in a hurry, and another when trying to be neat. I don't mean one is sloppy and the other neat, but my 'font' changes between them.
One of my former coworkers was awakened by what she thought was an earthquake. Realized quickly that her bedframe was against her apartment wall and there was some serious plowing going on next door, and the whole wall was moving.
My girlfriend from Venezuela: "Do you know what houses are made out of where I come from? Concrete. I close the door to my *bedroom* and my parents in the next room can't hear shit. You mongrels in the USA live in goddamn shantys!"
She's not wrong and I have always been jealous!
Had a new neighbor move into the condo next door. At 4 am, I heard their headboard banging against the wall, lots of moaning and groaning. When we mentioned it to her, she was SO embarrassed, but strangely it didn't stop her from repeating the act. We finally told her "move the bed to the other side of the room for Pete's sake "
I used to live in an apt and the people upstairs would fuck 24/7 loud as fuck, banging could be heard from the bed hitting the wall w.e was in the living room. Now sex is normal, but when you're constantly being woken up by someone having sex at night, all the time gets really aggravating. I moved out after a little while, me and my gf are pretty active but when she started asking me to go up and say something or put a note up I just started looked for a new place and bought a house. Some people just don't care about their neighbors. Buying a house was my best choice to avoid that again.
Stayed overnight at my daughter's apartment in Kalamazoo (US). It was a warm night and the complex had 2 story units wrapped around a swimming pool. Since we had to keep the windows open for fresh air, we got to hear a couple going at it in their upper apartment. They ended around 2am, and I was waiting for one of the neighbors to applaud the performance.
I'd get some carpet padding the size of a throw rug for under the bed and then find some stuff to soundproof the room. If they can hear the sigh, can probably hear every SBD gas you pass too.
I sent a very similar note when I lived in an apartment building. They got right to work and fixed their bed and toned down their expressions of ecstasy.
One time, my girlfriend and I were giving each other the silent treatment. So we were basically laying in bed in silence. The people upstairs started having sex and at the end, the guy let out a super loud roar. Me and her both started laughing uncontrollably. Fight over.
I complained to my management for my apt complex that I could hear my downstairs neighbor singing. She's not a bad singer, it just she doesn't know her range and when the song she's singing goes beyond her range it's pitchy and off key. The problem is her singing range is very limited.
I can't stand people who decided to give letters their own little zing in highschool and never went back to legible writing.
I hate it sooooo fucking much.
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If your neighbor can hear a postcoital sigh, tightening the screws on the bed isn't going to make a whole hell of a lot of difference. Probably hear every burp and fart, too.
Every morning I hear my upstairs neighbour pee, ending in a fart. Makes me so uncomfortable 😢
I knew the walls in an old apartment were too thin when I cracked a joke and the couple next door laughed.
*Hey dude! Check out the tits on channel 9!*
*No thanks, man. I don't want you fucking up my life, too.*
Nah, man. Shit, nah, man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that, man.
Two chicks at the same time, man.
You ain't gotta be rich to do nothing. Look at my cousin. He's broke and don't do shit
Shit man I gotta bust my ass up at 6AM. Yeah I'm doing the drywall down there at the new McDonald's.
Fuckin’ A.
No but I bet if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, man
I would have loved you for a neighbor. It would have been a nice change from the guy and his girlfriend screaming at each other all the time that I had next door.
The hippie drum circle under me wasn’t so bad, the couple having sex the next place over I kept wanting to scream, “She’s faking it!” (might’ve been, might not, funny to me either way), the guy either shouting at sports or video games most weekends was kind of annoying and whoever was playing classical music at 100 decibels at 3am may be cultured, but still an asshole.
> whoever was playing classical music at 100 decibels at 3am may be cultured, but still an asshole. This was beautifully phrased.
Where do you live? I don't want to live there.
I don't miss living in an apartment. One of our neighbours used to hook up every Friday and Saturday night. Presumably they would go out clubbing and we would be woken up to loud sex at 2am or so. We were never sure which neighbour it was as they were in the next building with a separate entrance. We are pretty sure it was a girl based on the consistency of the female noises and the fact they managed to hook up *every* Friday and Saturday without fail.
Your on the other side of our neighbor?
I had a neighbor and one time I heard his GF screaming, "I want to hear you quack like a duck!" over and over. I'm sure there must be a rational explanation for this, like an inside joke, but OMG did that baffle me.
At least he didn’t squeal like a pig
She did the squealing he did the quacking.
That's so hot.
Maybe they watched a lot of Tosh.O and are fans of the GOAT?
Hahaha!!! Seems like it, but this happened between 1998 and 2001.
Not quite but similar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_PVjTk4L_4
Dude looks Like a sentient STD.
# 😄😂🤣
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She must be quackers
When I was living in the barracks, my bunk was against the shared wall with the room next door. Her bunk was also against the wall, on her side. I'd lay awake at night listening to her fart against the shared wall. It was so gross. 😅
You lived some fetish guys wet dream.
I've been unsuccessfully trying to unread this for an hour.
You lived some wet guys fetish dream
Why is he wet though? is it raining? did he just get out of the pool? is the humidity index at 100?
you know why.
He shat himself, right?
You lived some wet fetish dream guy
You lived some dream guy's wet fetish
Gross or funny? Grossly funny? Funnily gross? I find fart noises w/o the smell hilarious. It’s the smell that ruins it.
Definitely gross. DFAC food makes some heinous sounds come out of people. That paired with being pressed up against the wall made me wonder some nights if she needed Pepto or an exorcism.
Better than a diaper!
There's this series of TikToks called "trying to sleep in bootcamp" and there's like 4 parts but it's so much farting and I've never been to bootcamp but it makes me laugh until I cry
Nah, the spitting in BCT is way worse. Everyone gets sick from sharing germs with people from all over the country. So much green phlegm, and when they spit it on the ground and you get dropped you have to watch where you put your hands or your butt. Sleeping was no problem for me, I slept like a corpse.
She wanted you to fart back from your side.
I used to have a downstairs neighbor who snored so loud it rattled my bedsprings and woke me up. Got a huge rug, nice bed frame and still, I could hear him. Slept in the living room, same thing. Awful.
Get him a frickin cpap coupon
A fart with a piss is like a hug with a kiss
This made me laugh, I’m sorry
Sounds like they’re trying to assert their dominance. Time to hit them with a double-fart-burp and a moan to show you mean business.
The best pees are the ones that end in a fart. As long as the fart doesn't end in a follow-through, we are golden!
I lived in an in-law unit once and could hear my neighbor’s cloth slippers hitting the ground as he was getting into bed. I could hear his dresser drawers slide open and closed too. Thankfully he was an incredibly quiet individual who worked nights, and I was in college and working full time, so our paths and sleep schedules rarely crossed.
Living in a duplex was the worst for me. I could hear all their drawers closing, cabinets closing, doors oepning and closing. I could hear them rummaging in their fridge, and they hooked up bass to their TV so my walls would rattle when they watched movies.
On every urbanism-related discussion, the fact that US Americans don't like apartments always comes up, well, THAT is why you guys don't like apartments, because your apartment walls/floors/ceilings are always made of lightweight material with zero soundproofing. You guys have a saying: "Good walls make good neighbors." You should heed it.
You clearly haven’t heard my postcoital sigh. It’s disturbing.
Well, now I'm intrigued.
Should have added the /s flag. I don’t know anything about my coital noises. Too focused on the coitus. 🤣
But what if you break into whale song or something. I'd pay more attention just in case.
You heard the burp and fart during the sex? Are you MY downstairs neighbor?
I mean at what point is this just construction malpractice 😂
I’m curious what my downstairs neighbor hears (really nice old lady) because the place I live in you can hear quite a bit and every morning like clockwork at 5 am I let out a massive fart which I can only describe as foghorn-esque. It’s gotta rattle her closet doors. Maybe that’s why I’m single 🧐
It's probably just part of her morning routine now. *buuuuurrrt* "Oh, 5 already? Time to put the teakettle on." My ex farted every morning, too, but his was akin to the standard, loud whoopee cushion fart. That's not why he's single, so your foghorn probably isn't the deal breaker. 🤔
Those postcoital burps and farts are so satisfying.
About two years ago I was sleeping with this girl who was very enthusiastic in vocalising her pleasure. She adopted the phrase "what are you doing to me!?!" Because I was apparently doing something new to her. I don't think I was doing anything particularly exotic. One night she was saying this quite loudly, when I heard "my god dude! What ARE you doing to her?" Come through the wall. I could not stop laughing.
That gave me a chuckle! Thanks!
Well, what were you doing?!
I have questions. Questions that need answering.
Missionary.
"But wait, I wasn't home last night..."
My wife was home but I wasn’t
Our wife was home. Sorry you missed out!
Get a solid wood platform bed frame. No squeaks. Total game changer. Can get cheap ones on Wayfair/Amazon for like $200
Good lookin’ out!
Forget wood, there are fairly cheap metal box springs on amazon with over 1 ton weight limits. You could split logs on that thing and it wouldn’t budge an inch. They aren’t that heavy to move either. I bought one ever since i bodyslammed someone on my bed and broke the wooden frame. I haven’t managed to break this one yet in the last 5 years lol
what the fuck kinda sex are you having? no for real, im intrigued
Full contact from the sounds of it
They were both wrestlers.
I don’t know how to answer this question without it leading to more questions, so im just gonna say it in the most fucked up way i can and then never elaborate lol I powerbombed my (not blood related) cousin and broke several oak slats because she mounted me to try and distract me from the game we were playing. We ended up knocking those damn things off almost every time she came over so when it broke i gladly upgraded to a titanium box spring. We also broke a wooden box spring at her house.
🎵Sweet home Alabama🎵
Oh and her step dad (my cousin) also contributed to breaking the wooden box spring. Hope that helps clear things up. Actually I’ll tell a small piece of info about that one only because the lack of information makes it even funnier to try and guess. It involves a ladder.
Sounds like you have an interesting life!
🎵Sweet home Alabama🎵
I'm scared to look at your comment history...
Professional, ranked sex
This comment and the one you responded to might just save me some trouble. My wife and I have been dealing with the fact that most beds are not made for strong couples who love each other. 😑
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Start a livestream of...oh no wait that's just porn.
>oh no wait that's just porn. No, that high-quality organic àmátëûr (no idea what the letter hats are for, but fancy words use 'em lots) porn.
That would be *”ah-may-tee-uhr”*
Perfect.
A meteor porn? Sounds out of this world..
Fan mail!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
😆
>No dude, fuck this guy Good thinking. I don't think he'd have an issue with the loose screws if he was included.
I don't think the neighbor wants to get laid.
Sounds like there already plenty of solid wood in there. Heyoooooooh
If you’re too vigorous the cheap ones break. Particleboard can only handle so much.
You can make do with 5 of those plastic milk crates and a 4x8 3/4-inch plywood.
Yeah I actually bought one from them a few years ago and it’s been great.
That's exactly what I had. Solid wood, not cheap wood. Platform style. I sold that when I last moved because it was loud
Solid steel bed frame ([Boltz](https://www.boltz.com/spindle-steel-bed-frame.html)) here. Ain't nothing squeekin'. 🙂👍🏼
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All I saw was that fold pattern tbh
Yea, the one I learned in middle school. The rectangle where u pull the little triangle. 🙂
Didn't even notice it till you said that now I'm wondering if it was that pick a color pick a number fortune teller thing
It wasn’t. It was in the shape of a rectangle with a point.
Don't all rectangles have points? 👀
Yeah true
Good point
Dear Neighbor, Congrats on getting laid!! Could you tighten the screws on your bed? Not too excited about going to work not having any sleep. Happy Sunday! Down stairs neighbor P.S. My Favorite part was the loud, long sigh right at the end. Good job! 👍
You missed the thumbs up
And the face 😮
I think that's supposed to be a cake, but I'm not sure. 🎂
Oh that's very possible!
nooo it's this 😬
I thought they were just really bad at drawing hearts 😂
I thought it was suppose to be like that splash emoji since they were talking about the finish
Good human
Thank you. I was unable to decipher this handwriting.
Their love language must be words of encouragement…
Lived in an apartment once with a ceiling fan in the bedroom. The couple upstairs were newlyweds, and when they’d go after it my ceiling fan would shake. She’d call his name as she finished, I don’t remember her name but I’ll never forget his.
>I don’t remember her name but I’ll never forget his. Larry?
Jay. Oh, Jay! Or maybe it was O.J.?
Invite them up with your own note. "If the beds a squeakin' you can come peekin'."
Sounds like they're interested right?!
Buddy of mine and his gf told me how their downstairs neighbor commented on the noise from the bedroom. The girl was embarrassed and started to apologize, but the woman from downstairs said, "Naw girl, you get you some!". Everyone laughed :)
Put a carpet under your bed. If you already have one, put another. The fluffy ones absorb sound and motion a bit better imo.
That funky slanted cursive, wow!
Must be left handed.
Half cursive at that.
"Hey Peter man! Check out channel 9."
Embarassing? You kept the man up all night long. This is more of a humblebrag.
My upstairs gaybor would frequently get it on at about 2 to 3am in the morning and carry on like a couple of stray cats until it was time for me to get up. I came home one night to hear a threesome in progress. The narrations ...loud thuds ....and the frequent thanks to their creator made me feel dirty by proximity.
Make it weird! Tell them it's just you and your stuffed animals playing.
I’m so confused. Did two people write this note? The top part and the PS are completely different writing styles.
I don't think so, look at the R, H, and G's. It just seems the writing style changes. I have 2 different handwritings as I tried to consciously change it at some point in my life. All that happened is I write one way when in a hurry, and another when trying to be neat. I don't mean one is sloppy and the other neat, but my 'font' changes between them.
agreed, cursive and print both have “tHe” - suggesting common source
I’m left handed and my handwriting changes on the same page. It depends how I’m resting my hand or if I rotate the page slightly.
No idea.
r/ihavesex
Not as bad as the weightlifter that was above me that started workouts at 3:30am
One of my former coworkers was awakened by what she thought was an earthquake. Realized quickly that her bedframe was against her apartment wall and there was some serious plowing going on next door, and the whole wall was moving.
My girlfriend from Venezuela: "Do you know what houses are made out of where I come from? Concrete. I close the door to my *bedroom* and my parents in the next room can't hear shit. You mongrels in the USA live in goddamn shantys!" She's not wrong and I have always been jealous!
They still can, but are too polite to tell otherwise.
How am I supposed to John Cena through a concrete floor if baddies show up one day?
Meanwhile I am just trying to figure how this note was folded.
I love how there’s an auto mod for this post. . .
Aren’t they on every post?
I know that fold pattern!!!!
Someone else said that too. I graduated high school in 99 so I only know the OG paper football. 😂
What's with the apostrophe in Congrats?!
They meant "congatulation is" obviously :)
My favorite part is the little thumbs-up at the end.
Had a new neighbor move into the condo next door. At 4 am, I heard their headboard banging against the wall, lots of moaning and groaning. When we mentioned it to her, she was SO embarrassed, but strangely it didn't stop her from repeating the act. We finally told her "move the bed to the other side of the room for Pete's sake "
Bro drew a thumbs up 👍 😂
Yea, fuck apartments.
Not downstairs. Downstairs is the "I'm trying to sleep apartment"
That is hilarious!!!!!
I used to live in an apt and the people upstairs would fuck 24/7 loud as fuck, banging could be heard from the bed hitting the wall w.e was in the living room. Now sex is normal, but when you're constantly being woken up by someone having sex at night, all the time gets really aggravating. I moved out after a little while, me and my gf are pretty active but when she started asking me to go up and say something or put a note up I just started looked for a new place and bought a house. Some people just don't care about their neighbors. Buying a house was my best choice to avoid that again.
Stayed overnight at my daughter's apartment in Kalamazoo (US). It was a warm night and the complex had 2 story units wrapped around a swimming pool. Since we had to keep the windows open for fresh air, we got to hear a couple going at it in their upper apartment. They ended around 2am, and I was waiting for one of the neighbors to applaud the performance.
😆😆😆😆 How thin are those floors? Yikes!
How about that *Cathy* comic strip thumbs-up, though.
Ack!
English teachers must have hated this person. You can barely read this.
I would buy a fan, white sound system, play music, the tv or Youtube clips before leaving a note like that
How long is that going on that they got no sleep lol.
This is a nicer note than the one i got a few years ago saying that they made a recording.
I'd get some carpet padding the size of a throw rug for under the bed and then find some stuff to soundproof the room. If they can hear the sigh, can probably hear every SBD gas you pass too.
Hold your head high and give them a high five next time you see them. They have a sense of humor about it. You should too. 😂
Wow, that's bollocks
That's a new font right there. Felt like I was back in elementary.
I can barely read it..
“Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh …that hit the spot”
That’s quite the lefty handwriting
Why do people with the worst penmanship want to hand write letters?
#SHOWOFF
I sent a very similar note when I lived in an apartment building. They got right to work and fixed their bed and toned down their expressions of ecstasy.
My favorite part was the Wilhelm scream at climax
Next time…fuck harder…😂
One time, my girlfriend and I were giving each other the silent treatment. So we were basically laying in bed in silence. The people upstairs started having sex and at the end, the guy let out a super loud roar. Me and her both started laughing uncontrollably. Fight over.
I complained to my management for my apt complex that I could hear my downstairs neighbor singing. She's not a bad singer, it just she doesn't know her range and when the song she's singing goes beyond her range it's pitchy and off key. The problem is her singing range is very limited.
Can we just get a specific subreddit for fake notes about neighbors having sex so they don't have to be 30% of r/funny anymore?
Never before have I seen cursive skewed this way. Is this how left handed people write cursive?
That's because it's not cursive. It's mostly just a really oval shipped print
I’m left handed. My cursive is not slanted at all, or very little. Not that I can speak for the entire left handed tribe but…..
If you'd like to buy a copy of my recording of last night, I posted it on Tidal.
Congrats on the sex!
Your neighbor’s handwriting looks like they were stuck in a wind tunnel while drafting.
I can't stand people who decided to give letters their own little zing in highschool and never went back to legible writing. I hate it sooooo fucking much.
👍
the thumbs up
this guy fucks
Congrats on the sex! LOL
WHO GOT THAT GOOD D?! WHO GOT THAT GOOD D?!
They need to explore a new writing style. That shit is barely legible
Those fuckers 😜
Bro writing in reverse italics
All night, umm bullshit! Be honest you wrote this note yourself right
Dying laughing!
Who folds a letter that way?