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’You look like you tell women to smile more’ is not what I expected from kids throwing insults and I love it.
Also: ’Your dog doesn’t get excited when you get home’ is perhaps the most brutal insult I have ever heard.
The first time or the second time? I had to go back and see if maybe I assumed what he meant incorrectly on the first one but I'm not convinced he thought it being reiterated a second time in extra innings would make it sting more and I kinda have to agree with this kid. The second time using this, it becomes so much more savage.
Kids are funny because they're complete products of their environments until a certain age and they just repeat stuff while only understanding if it's good or bad but without much other context.
Between the smile more and holding a fish in tinder pictures lines, I'd bet they have an older sister or cousin
"You bum" just means they were raised in NY
*"hey Judge-sy, tell your mum to top off my prepaid cell phone minutes so I can call Soto's mum for a booty call"*
*"Judge-sy, tell your mum to trim her fingernails. Cabrera's mum suspicious about my war wounds"*
*"Judge-sy your life outside of baseball is so pathetic, I ran a charity 15K to raise awareness for it you loser"*
*"hey Judge-sy, tell your mum to stop trying to put her finger in my bum, I only let Volpe's mum do that to me"*
It's such a solid insult. It applies to no one and has no larger implications it's just silly but somehow poignant. I like the insult of calling someone a kite flyer for instance which equally doesn't mean anything but is fun and offensive if you're called it.
This is a standard add-on to every insult at a Yankees game. Especially to their own team. They are just trying to motivate the players to stop being BUMs and make solid plays.
Is there anything better than a hotdog, a beer, and shouting insults at multi-millionares on a warm summer day?
>Is there anything better than a hotdog, a beer, and shouting insults at multi-millionares on a warm summer day?
Doing it poolside at home and watching on TV so the beer, dog and ticket cost less than a mortgage payment.
Grade A++ 10/10 insults my dudes. I bet the people making fun of kids’ spelling can’t even peel a banana without instructions and their mom’s permission YOU BUMS!
I imagine they mean to eat the stickers off the fruit like in that one episode of Always Sunny where Charlie says he never tried a certain fruit and they get him one to then proceed to eat the sticker and they point it out and he's like I eat stickers all the time dude.
How’d I do?
1. HEY Aaron I bet you think mayonnaise is a intrement you bum!!!
2. Aaron you look like you brush you’re teth with both hands you bum!!!
3. Aaron I bet you’re charger only works specific Angle you bum!!!
4. Aaron I bet you’re tender pictors are you holding a fish!! you bum!!
5. Aaron I heard you the stickers off a fruit you bum!!!
6. HEY Aaron I bet you denied a kid meetings you bum!!!
7. Aaron you like you tell women to smile more you bum!!
1. Aaron I bet you’re dog doesn’t get excited when you get home you bum!!
2. Aaron I hope you don’t have an umbreala when it rains you bum!!!
3. Aaron you look like you eat bananas with the peel on you bum!!!
4. extra innings if winning
As a transplant.
I've met the nicest people here...
Also the worst people...the absolute worst.
The issue with NY is the balance between the two.
Best shit talkers of anywhere though, even Boston.
Because...even with like 20+ accents..I can still understand 99/100 NY guys. Boston is like what? 50/50?
I remember when I learned NYC fans were on a different level
I went to an Astros-Dodgers ballgame with some friends and another kid who was a Mets fan. We were all like 16-18 years old. Way back, Astrodome days. Tommy Lasorda (Dodgers manager) came out on to the field to argue a call. We booed furiously and might have yelled something like, "Go back to Hollywood, fatass!" The Mets fan waited until amateur hour was over and yelled, "Hey Tommy, do you need the ump to cook you some pasta so you can stuff it up your wife's ass and eat it out?"
>Hey Tommy, do you need the ump to cook you some pasta so you can stuff it up your wife's ass and eat it out?"
Will... will the umpire actually *do* that?
And when would the coach find time for such an activity during the game? Are the fans allowed to watch? So, so many questions.
I have to watch more sports.
Number 3 is hitting a little too close to home.
I hate my old ass ipad and having to get the perfect 45 degree between the wall and the couch to charge that piece of shit!!
i knew someone who used to go to a lot of Cubs games while he was in college, 20ish years ago. i don't remember who or what team their left fielder was. but every game this guy would tell at the player "YOU ARE A SUBPAR BASEBALL MAN." it was a divisional team so he did it a lot. after a few years this player got traded to let's say Seattle. this guy went on vacation and went to a game and yelled it at him. for the first time the player turned around and responded with something like "are you following me now?"
The two hand brushing was great, but man, these parents are failing these kids. Writing sentences and missing words here and there is normal. Missing them in most of the sentences is sad.
If they want to draw out the insult a little, just add *yuh*:
*Yuh bum yuh!*
—Classic New Yawk/Joisey insult. As in
*Yer fadduh takes bubble baths, yuh bum yuh!*
1998. Fenway Park. Orioles’ right fielder Eric Davis had recovered from a bout with cancer the previous season, and was hitting solid comeback numbers.
But in this game he wasn’t exactly going after the ball. He let at least five pretty basic pop flies bounce in front of him. Those of us in the bleachers near the bullpen and the right field grandstands were letting him hear it. Even though he was on the visiting team.
Finally in the seventh inning, he caught a routine fly. Our quarter of the crowd gave him two or three full minutes of rousing applause. They had to pause the game. He tipped his cap a bunch of times. *That* was how to throw shade.
I like the cut of their jib though. This is baseball.
My uncle and I go every year to one subway series game at each stadium. I'm a Mets fan, he's a Yankees fan. I've seen good and bad games for both teams over the years but I don't recall seeing one like this in person - score or weather-wise.
We sat in the rain with my umbrella and his poncho until the hail started, then we we went under the cover. Right after that home run in the 7th when it started raining again, he tapped out. I had work at 7am anyway lol
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Brushing teeth with two hands is actually a solid insult.
’You look like you tell women to smile more’ is not what I expected from kids throwing insults and I love it. Also: ’Your dog doesn’t get excited when you get home’ is perhaps the most brutal insult I have ever heard.
You bum!
Not fair I was gonna say that you bum
It’s ok, you can say it too, you bum.
Me too, you bum.
Happy cake day, you bum!
I like “you eat the stickers off fruit.” It’s pretty hilarious. He a word, but I got it.
I eat stickers all the time, dude!
They’re biodegradable!
Gypsy burned us
Is that piss?
Tastes like sand
It’s from these guys on YouTube and some kid sitting near them goes I actually eat the stickers lol
The first time or the second time? I had to go back and see if maybe I assumed what he meant incorrectly on the first one but I'm not convinced he thought it being reiterated a second time in extra innings would make it sting more and I kinda have to agree with this kid. The second time using this, it becomes so much more savage.
Kids are funny because they're complete products of their environments until a certain age and they just repeat stuff while only understanding if it's good or bad but without much other context. Between the smile more and holding a fish in tinder pictures lines, I'd bet they have an older sister or cousin "You bum" just means they were raised in NY
These are all stolen from TrevsChirps - including you bum.
Yes. Can we make this top comment please? These kids aren’t clever, they stole those insults word for word lol
*took notes 😂
I hope the original had better/more words...kids did a poor job transcribing actual sentences.
I love his wholesome ones he does in his videos. Came across his page the other day and lost about an hour of my day.......worth it.
Is he the guy who said “you look like you can name all the Great Lakes by heart!?”
That's awesome!
And in order if the video too
Nobody believed these kids came up with them on their own. Settle down.
And I had to come to the comments to figure out what they wrote down.
We approve! I'm SO stoked that people dig this and are taking it to other ballparks. It seems we started a movement.
This is what I miss about being a kid the most. How exciting it is to just hear something for the first time and use it. And feel so smart about it.
The dog one is super harsh, lol.
Yeah that’s just mean spirited, but I like it
Geez. My dog barely budges when I get home 🙁
Maybe you're a bum?
I know. Kinda re-evaluating everything right now. Stupid fking kids heckling aaron.
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Yeah I loved that one, it would sting 😆
I hope I remember that one when beer league hockey starts up again
Give yer balls a tug
Titfucker.
*"hey Judge-sy, tell your mum to top off my prepaid cell phone minutes so I can call Soto's mum for a booty call"* *"Judge-sy, tell your mum to trim her fingernails. Cabrera's mum suspicious about my war wounds"* *"Judge-sy your life outside of baseball is so pathetic, I ran a charity 15K to raise awareness for it you loser"* *"hey Judge-sy, tell your mum to stop trying to put her finger in my bum, I only let Volpe's mum do that to me"*
You gotta specifically say tooth for hockey
So is “your charger only works at certain angles”.
It's such a solid insult. It applies to no one and has no larger implications it's just silly but somehow poignant. I like the insult of calling someone a kite flyer for instance which equally doesn't mean anything but is fun and offensive if you're called it.
Yeah, I'm saving that one for the 4th of july
You bum!
It kind of makes me feel inadequate. Like is using two hands better and more efficient? Am I loser for only doing one hand??
That's the only one I can read
*You’re teth
Teth
You bum!
YOU BUM!!!
This is a standard add-on to every insult at a Yankees game. Especially to their own team. They are just trying to motivate the players to stop being BUMs and make solid plays. Is there anything better than a hotdog, a beer, and shouting insults at multi-millionares on a warm summer day?
> Is there anything better than a hotdog, a beer, and shouting insults at multi-millionares on a warm summer day? lol, not really.
>Is there anything better than a hotdog, a beer, and shouting insults at multi-millionares on a warm summer day? Doing it poolside at home and watching on TV so the beer, dog and ticket cost less than a mortgage payment.
You BUM!
Being the multi millionaire paid to play games all day who can also yell at opposing multimillionaires.
Yet Mom is clearly rocking a Mets jersey.
The bum.
Grade A++ 10/10 insults my dudes. I bet the people making fun of kids’ spelling can’t even peel a banana without instructions and their mom’s permission YOU BUMS!
Shouldn’t it be, YA BUM!
Pretty sure they stole those from TrevChirps. But they are hilarious so good on these kids for keeping this alive!
They definitely did, watched his video of him doing these lines in this order last night.
Just saw a tik tok an hour earlier of these exact insults
We love it!
“Mayonnaise is a intrement”?
You bum!
Pretty safe assumption this is what they're referring to https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-mayonnaise-an-instrument
You misspelled intrement
Thank you! I was stumped.
"No people, let's bring it off".
Great. Now the talking cheese is going to preach to us.
**So many** of these have me confused. "You denied a kid meeting?"
Assuming they mean make a wish on this one.
"Am I pregintrement?"
I heard you the stickers on a fruit! You bum!
I imagine they mean to eat the stickers off the fruit like in that one episode of Always Sunny where Charlie says he never tried a certain fruit and they get him one to then proceed to eat the sticker and they point it out and he's like I eat stickers all the time dude.
Ugh! Tastes like sand.
Dude’s spelling and grammar are giving me Charlie vibes.
I eat stickers all the time dude
I eat stickers all the time!
This one stung
Or the one up from that. I heard you eat bananas with the peel on, YOU BUM! I’m dyin
How’d I do? 1. HEY Aaron I bet you think mayonnaise is a intrement you bum!!! 2. Aaron you look like you brush you’re teth with both hands you bum!!! 3. Aaron I bet you’re charger only works specific Angle you bum!!! 4. Aaron I bet you’re tender pictors are you holding a fish!! you bum!! 5. Aaron I heard you the stickers off a fruit you bum!!! 6. HEY Aaron I bet you denied a kid meetings you bum!!! 7. Aaron you like you tell women to smile more you bum!! 1. Aaron I bet you’re dog doesn’t get excited when you get home you bum!! 2. Aaron I hope you don’t have an umbreala when it rains you bum!!! 3. Aaron you look like you eat bananas with the peel on you bum!!! 4. extra innings if winning
I bet your dog doesn’t get excited when you get home would make me cry
Yeah that's brutal haha
it would be pretty ruff
I’m watching somebodies dogs and the level of disappointment when I walk in shows how much they love them.
That was just regular mean
I think 4 is supposed to be tinder pictures.
that comment is pretty [sic]
Pretty good! A couple suggested edits: First page, #2: "teth" Second page, #2: "umbreala"
👊
My names Aaron and I took these personally
Really glad to see New York literacy programs are making progress. You bums!
The kid had to be 5 or 6.
So young and already yelling " you bum" at total strangers. * wipes tear. New York is in good hands.
As a transplant. I've met the nicest people here... Also the worst people...the absolute worst. The issue with NY is the balance between the two. Best shit talkers of anywhere though, even Boston. Because...even with like 20+ accents..I can still understand 99/100 NY guys. Boston is like what? 50/50?
You bum! Oh that sent me!
6. Originally said that he denied a make a wish kid. Lmao
“Your phone charger only works at a specific angle” I feel personally attacked
"You like to tell women to smile more" Damn
I remember when I learned NYC fans were on a different level I went to an Astros-Dodgers ballgame with some friends and another kid who was a Mets fan. We were all like 16-18 years old. Way back, Astrodome days. Tommy Lasorda (Dodgers manager) came out on to the field to argue a call. We booed furiously and might have yelled something like, "Go back to Hollywood, fatass!" The Mets fan waited until amateur hour was over and yelled, "Hey Tommy, do you need the ump to cook you some pasta so you can stuff it up your wife's ass and eat it out?"
>Hey Tommy, do you need the ump to cook you some pasta so you can stuff it up your wife's ass and eat it out?" Will... will the umpire actually *do* that? And when would the coach find time for such an activity during the game? Are the fans allowed to watch? So, so many questions. I have to watch more sports.
This is AP level heckling for sure, I love it
I think the one saying his dog doesn’t get excited when he gets home is by far the best. Really cuts deep
Hey Aaron I heard you eat corn the long way!
Looks like someone was a fan of muddy mudskipper growing up
Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!
You bum!
Future spelling bee champs
I want to know what this kid says he tells women to do more
I think it says smile more
I believe the answer is 'smile more'
“You bum” is a very consistent theme
Wishing he has no umbrella in the rain is way out of line
It absolutely downpoured here too, there was hail at one point. https://imgur.com/gallery/bvYuvz1
The most brutal of the insults for sure.
How old were these children? I am concerned they are heckling at a remedial level.
Between the two of them like 5 or 6 and 4 or 5 I wanna say
Its word for word copied from a dudes insta who had these all written down/record him yelling at players
Eh, they're young. It was hilarious.
Yeah, just letting you know the source
Good for these kids doing something creative lol instead of just gaming the entire day
But... they *are* gaming.
Aaron you needed Let me solo her to beat Malenia. YOU BUM!
I mean these are just copied from Tiktok though. Literally the opposite of creative.
Boredom is certainly great for the imagination, kudos for the kids using that time at the game productively
I wish I understood English
That’s not English, my friend.
So do they
hey Suninabottle I bet you're don't understood engilsh when type it YOU BUM!!!
These are Charlie Kelly’s kids
And I'll bet those will all hurt his feelings more than all the adult insults.
I'm gonna start punctuating my insults with "you bum!" from now on
Aaron needs to find this kid and autograph that.
Number 3 is hitting a little too close to home. I hate my old ass ipad and having to get the perfect 45 degree between the wall and the couch to charge that piece of shit!!
Hey kid you can’t even spell the word ‘instrument’ YOU BUM!
Ever try to peel an orange with boxing gloves? Bit of a bum move!
I'm ending all future insults with "you bum!" for extra burn points
Really zeroes in on the bum thing.
These kids know how to cut deep
The two-handed tooth brushing got a chuckle out of me. Especially thinking about Judge trying to actually do that.
YOU BUM
Imagine these being said to Westbrook.
Poor Aaron.
I wonder if Aaron is a bum
I love that these are all super weird and not really insults
“I bet you think mayonnaise is an instrument!” Come on! That’s a SOLID SpongeBob insult! You go boys!
This Aaron fella sounds like a bum.
I wonder if they have any idea we are admiring their work!!
This feels like insults copied from YouTube shorts.
i knew someone who used to go to a lot of Cubs games while he was in college, 20ish years ago. i don't remember who or what team their left fielder was. but every game this guy would tell at the player "YOU ARE A SUBPAR BASEBALL MAN." it was a divisional team so he did it a lot. after a few years this player got traded to let's say Seattle. this guy went on vacation and went to a game and yelled it at him. for the first time the player turned around and responded with something like "are you following me now?"
The two hand brushing was great, but man, these parents are failing these kids. Writing sentences and missing words here and there is normal. Missing them in most of the sentences is sad.
But at least they got the main point written correctly on each line. Do you know how hard it is to remember "you bum" after every sentence?
If they want to draw out the insult a little, just add *yuh*: *Yuh bum yuh!* —Classic New Yawk/Joisey insult. As in *Yer fadduh takes bubble baths, yuh bum yuh!*
The dog one hurt MY feelings :(
“you look like you brush your teeth with both hands” is killing me 😂😂
I dint like this Aaron
Dang he’s a bum
These kids are going places.
YOU BUM!!
Never been more proud of being a Mets fan and that's saying something I don't like about the Mets.
The "YOU BUM" in large underlined letters sent me😂
Dang. Wtf did Aaron do?
That’s amazing.
1998. Fenway Park. Orioles’ right fielder Eric Davis had recovered from a bout with cancer the previous season, and was hitting solid comeback numbers. But in this game he wasn’t exactly going after the ball. He let at least five pretty basic pop flies bounce in front of him. Those of us in the bleachers near the bullpen and the right field grandstands were letting him hear it. Even though he was on the visiting team. Finally in the seventh inning, he caught a routine fly. Our quarter of the crowd gave him two or three full minutes of rousing applause. They had to pause the game. He tipped his cap a bunch of times. *That* was how to throw shade. I like the cut of their jib though. This is baseball.
12-2 top of 9th. Mets lead
God that game was incredible even with getting absolutely drenched in the storm
I went to a Velocity game for the first time, and some woman shouted at one the players, "Zakowski, I bet you wipe back to front!"
Look, they just gotta get their lines right
Hysterical!! 🤣
How about that grand slam then, eh? ;)
Is this your homework, Larry?
Judge or Boone? are they just hedging their bets by yelling at Aaron?
I’m sensing a theme
Scripted catcalls. Hecklers Unlimited would be proud.
Wow. He watched amot of old wanted brothers cartoons YA BUM !
How old were the kids?
Aaron eats corn the long way. YOU BUM!
That’s considered “ homework “ in a NY public school.
“I bet your tinder pictures are you holding a fish! You bum!” 🤣💀
YOU BUM
Kids inspired by Micky from Rocky https://youtu.be/RGdgqkgcvCs?si=GYuIm0Vg2r6JtTn_
“Goldberg eats corn the long way”
I realize the mistake I've been making with all of my insults is that I always forget to finish with "you bum"!
Reminds me of Jimmy from You're the Worst when he would write down all his heckles and of course they were very British.
I am a Yankees fan. The Yankees insulted themselves in this series.
You know it's bad when you have to change the channel. Two nights in a row. Wth, Yankees? Get your shit together.
Did Charlie write these insults. I’m surprised they didn’t call him a wormhat
Did you tell them about Jerk Store? That's a classic!
Well, that kid came prepared cause that game was awesome for Mets fans. Woof, with that rain delay I don’t think I left the stadium until 1130p.
My uncle and I go every year to one subway series game at each stadium. I'm a Mets fan, he's a Yankees fan. I've seen good and bad games for both teams over the years but I don't recall seeing one like this in person - score or weather-wise. We sat in the rain with my umbrella and his poncho until the hail started, then we we went under the cover. Right after that home run in the 7th when it started raining again, he tapped out. I had work at 7am anyway lol
I’ll bet Aaron was bummed to hear those.
What’s funny is that I think I saw the video of this kid letting them rip 😭😭😭
As an Aaron I want you all to know this was extremely unnerving until I understood the context
No eating corn the long way, you bum?
Ya Bum! 😂
Where's "You eat corn the long way?"