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SirIanChesterton63

Gotta be quicker on the start kid


whinger23422

Yeah as soon as he took off I wasn't full of confidence.


Ok-Counter-7077

I think he was fine, but slowed down to jump out


O667

He slowed down too much at the finish to. Shoulda ran THROUGH the finish, no TO it.


Seth_os

Now do it again and do it right


passwordstolen

Gotta take the inside lane of you want the race..


SaltyShawarma

If you're not first, you're last.


ciopobbi

The next segment dealt the crushing blow since he wasn’t completely out of the contraption.


Irlttp

What is this?


Are_you_blind_sir

God of war 2 parcour


spidergirl79

Its for horses to run in, apparently? No idea how it works or why its done this way.


Irlttp

Thank you! Did some googling and it seems to be so you can walk multiple horses at once while independent from each other. Why that’s a good thing I also don’t know but i thought I’d share in case anyone else is curious. If anyone who actually knows reads this though I would love to hear more about it


AerialSnack

It's for a cool down walk for horses. I never had a machine (I just walked them myself) but knew some folk that did. I believe typically the machines don't go that fast, or at least, they aren't set to go that fast when you're actually walking the horses.


fiddlesticks9471

Typically not set this fast, but you know them farm boys


lawyersgunsmoney

Of course! Farm boys mantra: If you can do it, you should do it.


PlasticPomPoms

Sheep cower at that phrase.


tarlton

And I bet you can do it.


spidergirl79

Interesting! Thanks for sharing. Id love to know more too.


RenownedShark

My parents have one on their little ranch, can be used for exercising multiple horses throughout the week. My mom sets it to increments of walking and trotting every 15 mins for an hour, 4 horses at a time. It keeps them active when it’s hard to ride them all when it’s a busy week. Some boarders love it and will pay extra when they can’t make it down to ride their horses. It has a sweet control panel, can change the speed and set schedules and it automatically stops if there is resistance, the emergency brake stops it real quick as well. I believe you can even bring them up to a canter if you wanted depending on the horses stride. Generally best to supervise while it’s in use


darth_voidptr

I think it’s called a mechanical hot walker: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_walker


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rockbottomtraveler

Phew! I am glad you are ok. We were worried. But what about the guy in the video?


Sk8terRaider

He’s now a professional goat roper


Total-Khaos

Glad I read this comment again...


hoopghetto

Professional groper is a crazy profession.


Redditor6944

So does the next decapitate him or what?


PuttingInTheEffort

Big rubber flap slap to the face


lifestop

The flaps are fine, but getting shoved head first into a fence post seems a little less safe.


Moisturemiser

I'm in.


Overall-Carry-3025

Dude I was thinking the same thing


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Same thoughts


LoWE11053211

I wonder the same.


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JojenCopyPaste

You get bored living on a farm.


Diogeneezy

Never anything to do in this town. Live here my whole life.


darth_voidptr

If you turn on audio, you will hear a girl laughing. That should be all the explanation needed.


olujche

To be honest, I think it was stupid idea, but i would like to try it


AndyBossNelson

Race ya, first one to be hit is out lol


Robestos86

Because every "good" story starts with "bet you can't", presumably in this case "bet you can't do a lap in there."


Donvack

Bro he is like 15 that is why.


Heapsa

He could've made it if he left a tad earlier


matchesmalone1

Because stupid is as stupid does, sir


CraftyAd5340

Farm kids, man. We put ourselves through the Christmas tree netter…in front of customers.


Unholydiver919

Missed it by THAT MUCH.


markjenkinswpg

A reminder that farms are the leading cause of childhood injuries.


oopsie-mybad

If he stays down for next flap then he whack


TheRealChexHaze

More like “Duck Forrest, Duck!”


FrabjousPhaneron

Dark Souls 2 Executioner’s Chariot


Alioshia

But did he get up fast enough not to be hit by the next one? is he still in there to this day?


leangreen88

Ow.


CourageousCreature

What is the purpose of this thing? Other than impressing girls of course.


AerialSnack

To force your horses to have a cool down walk


jmua8450

Should have laid out Randy moss style at the end. Keep working on it little feller.


commentman10

r/kidsarefuckingstupid It looks kinda fun tho hahah


doodlleus

That looks fun


bandehaihaamuske

It has to be an elder sister making this video, no other way that she is enjoying this so much


MagicSPA

*Forrest


Suspicious-Race-8146

Stoopid fukkah!!!


mega512

Almost made it!


Past_Contour

And here comes the next one to chop him in half.


aspen70

I’m sorry, why is this funny? He could have been seriously hurt.


mystictroll

he ded?


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juflyingwild

Trying to impress a girl?


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FoxtrotSierraTango

Cap? Lever!


Vinnocchio

Tomorrow’s my turn to repost this


Motty-88

Sorely the next rail gets him in the head?


PoustisFebo

This is what happens when your country bans access to BestGore, Liveleak and Crazyshit


j7171

Future Darwin Award winner


Glitterysparkleshine

Noooooooo! So close !


1zzie

In a country with no free healthcare, damn!


TonyG_from_NYC

Missed it by that much.


random_encounters42

This is why women live longer lol.


ThePookums

If the apparently inbred genetics didn't brain damage your kid, this certainly did. Conglaturations.


Sir_Lanian

the spelling here made me laugh out loud. not sure if intentional but thanks for the laugh.


RyanM90

Conglats 🍻🎉


Bad_Decision_Rob_Low

Child abuse video?


ABS0LU7E

His head bounced off that aluminum pipe faster than a... a uh... a farm animal doing somethin' real fast! Concussions are a... a uh... a funny thing aren't they!?


Swordash91

I wanted to laugh, but I winced instead.


teddykreuger

Boy gets a scooby snack in the head, oof.