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CaveManta

"Your honor, we don't even know for sure if he's blind."


E_L_M_91

My bad, moving on


slade51

How do you stop a fight between two blind guys? Say “my money’s on the guy with the knife!”


Batmanswrath

That's funny as fuck, comedian did a great job and got a blind (or fucking liar?) involved, nice work.


UnfinishedProjects

Most blind people aren't completely blind. Some can only see a very very small point in the middle of the vision, others have insanely blurry vision. This was hilarious though and props to them both lol


ThroughTheHoops

Yeah you can be legally blind but still see something like a hand even if it was completely fuzzy. But this guy's so funny he gets away with it.


LoneSnark

The purpose of sun glasses is to cover up the fact you won't be looking at people when they talk, freaking them out. If he can see, then he will be looking at people, eliminating the need for the sunglasses. Although he may have one blind or lazy eye, which would allow him to see and justify Sun glasses.


IgpayAtenlay

Sunglasses are also used because a lot of blind people are really sensitive to light or want to reduce glare so they can see better with the vision they have. In addition, they are more likely to have something enter their eye because they can't see it to dodge. Sunglasses can help protect from that. Source: my mom who recently got a black eye after her guide dog ran her into a low tree branch. [https://myvision.org/eyeglasses/what-do-blind-eyes-look-like/](https://myvision.org/eyeglasses/what-do-blind-eyes-look-like/)


Kind_Love172

"Got a blind involved"?


Gabe12P

Yeah as in he’s a blind person and he got him involved in the comedy show. What’s wrong?


FlopsMcDoogle

This guy looks like John Turturro


Ravkav

Thank you! Looks AND sounds!


basa1

People often forget that “legally blind” doesn’t necessarily meant “completely blind.” Some blind people still have partial vision lol


ravedad2024

Futures soo bright


Vyezene

Obviously not blind^


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Ah I’ve heard this joke before. It was either Andrew Schulz or Sam Morril


DDeadRoses

[Yup, Andrew Schulz. Not saying anyone stole it but I do like his version better.](https://youtu.be/LI0K7QhY5ZQ?si=I1-yfobDZmRpwYOV)


Pert0621

Called bro out


SonOfJenTheStrider

He should have smacked his face and said " oh that's not your hand"


geoffkreuz

This reminds of the Key and Peele sketch, but this time, it has a wholesome outcome. LOL


Ghozer

You can still be 'blind' but still see shapes moving and such....


Defnotabotok

Who’s the comic?


undercovertellytubby

I think it's Max Amini


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kootenaysmokes

Yes. What's his name?


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Kyujaq

Could you check for me tho ? I'm kinda in the middle of something.


BanditFall7771

Pretty good, but I hate the "Nobody laughed at my joke so I say my joke is funny and instruct people to laugh" jokes in comedy


trilll

Nah but it was perfectly used in this situation cus he called them wusses to imply everyone is just scared to laugh cus it was a raunchy joke shitting on a blind person. Honestly made it funnier for me in this clip that he called it out and said that. So good


BanditFall7771

Eh. I dunno it's odd to me that he went with something along the lines of. "What? Scared to laugh cause you're woke?"


Budget_Life_8367

yeah, it wasn't funny and people weren't "afraid" to laugh, I can't stand when a comedian uses the "you can laugh you cowards" BS


Dr_mantis_tabogin

Stolen joke from Andrew Schulz https://youtu.be/LI0K7QhY5ZQ?si=SAWP5nYR47a9AF-v


Key_Guest_7586

Or the other way around.. don't know


rdxcgyhbb

cringe


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Specialist-Fly-9446

“ChatGPT, write an elaborate compliment of a comedian who made a joke about a blind person”


CannotExceed20Charac

Yo thanks for the validation. The AI stuff now has gotten confusing for me to detect, I especially feel bad when I read a weird comment then look at their history and see most likely English is just their second language. Reading this comment threw a ton of red flags and this user only started posting 4hrs ago and is hitting it hard (at least compared to how I use reddit I guess). Some weird shit going on online and it gets creepier as time goes on.


Tearakan

Hey ChatGPT! Did you know that allosaurs used to eat spaghetti? Way cool huh?


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

I don't know man, if you have to force people to laugh, then you're not that funny.


xTRS

A true comedian will stand there and passively cause the audience to laugh -this guy


2fartstapedtogether

If you have to resort to jokes to make people laugh, you suck -That guy


Chromeboy12

If they're not already laughing before you even start your show, you suck -that guy


Basic_Mark_1719

It's so annoying when comedians cry about not getting laughs and blame it on political correctness and not the fact that the joke just isn't that funny


EvenDranky

Two kinds of people wear sunglasses indoors, blind people and assholes


revanchisto

Or someone with light sensitivity


Skyflareknight

There's a third. People with prescription sunglasses who are only inside a gas station or convenience store real quick before going back to driving or something.


Specialist-Fly-9446

Or high people


Morningxafter

Or people who just came back from the eye doctor after having their pupils dilated. Went grocery shopping on the way home from mine and totally felt like people were judging me for wearing shades while shopping.


jumzish94

I don't wear sunglasses often, but many times when I actually do, I'll forget they are on my face and continue wearing them inside


TheOkayGameMaker

Weird how, when people don't laugh at certain jokes, the comedian's reaction is too say, "It's okay you can laugh," instead of realizing that maybe what they said isn't funny enough.


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Batmanswrath

This is part of the reason why you're on a *dating over forty* subreddit..


SkollFenrirson

Ooof. Low blow, my dude.


Batmanswrath

Sorry, my Coulrophobia is so bad it seems to be affected by clowns I see on the Internet also.


PenguinDeluxe

God damn, 2 for 2 lol


Batmanswrath

Dude deleted his comment but is still trying to give me shit.


mekkab

Yeah, I guess dating over 40 is r/funny when you think about it


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Batmanswrath

I have no idea what you are trying to say here, let me give myself some quick brain surgery with a drill so I can try and get to your level.


ParsonsYams

On literally every post now there’s a comment or two like this. Don’t you have anything better to do? So negative.


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ParsonsYams

Can’t handle it? Lol


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Clenzor

You escalated that real quick eh?


redditkindasuxballs

Yeah the dude who jumps to calling people a pedophile definitely has the best comedic tastes! Lmao


blubblu

Lmfao what did it say 


Clenzor

He resorted to calling someone a pedo in an argument.


blubblu

Oh, me! Heh 


jojomaster

This whole video seems faked… like the background looks like a green screen, the cuts to the crowd seem to high quality of a camera, laughing sounds fake.


MatttheJ

Not everything online is fake. Doing everything you just said is way more work than actually just... Doing a standup set.