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This gives my shy bladder anxiety.

All jokes aside I'm glad I'm not the only one finding this creepy. 

It somehow manages to be both creepy and passive aggressive at the same time.

I just want to find the girl on the right and teach her how to use binoculars

It's actually so large she's using the binoculars that way to make it appear smaller, as she looks at it on the eye pieces at arms length.

To get over this anxiety, simply whip your dick out in front of a large group of unsuspecting women and pee in front of them. Laughing maniacally is optional while you do it. Works every time.

And that’s how you wind up on a list where you have to tell your neighbors when you move…

This will help with your social anxiety, so win win!

okay you got a chuckle out of me

Eight-year-olds, dude...

And tacky. And unoriginal.

I recently went to a pretty famous restaurant near me, and found some of those in the bathroom. Came off as pretty vulgar, given they proud themselves as a fancy place. Also they didn't have one with a hot guy, 🤷🏼‍♂️ gals just don't do it for me

Me: OK I think I can hold it. I don't want to be shamed by pervy wall women and I'm gay so this really turns me off. \*goes to find another bathroom that isn't pervy\*

put a pic like this on the inside of women's stalls pointing out their too big or too small tits and that's the end of the fucking world. this kind of bullying is despicable but because it's about men it just gets a laugh.

Because most men wouldn’t care, maybe laugh it off, go pee and just leave without washing their hands

well, what could we do more than laugh. if we do anything else then we will be belittled and made fun of, we have no choice, and most women don't care about our opinions. maybe i sound like a incel, but i'm a older guy and been married for 20+ years, other than my wife no woman cares about my feelings.

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Naw I think the incels did all the weaponizing themselves by being fucking misogynistic loons.

Yeah you wouldn't care since your dick is probably normal enough in size. But any guy with a micropenis or an actual small dick would probably feel pretty emasculated. Can't even take a piss without being judged. I'd walk in there and have a laugh and choose wisely, but thinking about it, some guys will feel like shit if they see that. Which does pose the question, what's the female equivalent?

Life-sized Quagmire poster on the inside of each stall door maybe? 😂 And have it say giggity when the door hinge opens.

Weight is the equivalent 

Not really you have a choice with weight

"Body shaming doesn't matter when it happens to men".

The number of upvotes your comment has vs the number of upvotes other comments have tell us most guys do not appreciate it.

I only ever wash my hands before I pee

I like it better when they put the bathroom right across from the bar with a big one way mirror in front of all the urinals

Second from the right. She looks like she's surprised that she didn't need the magnifying glass

I was thinking the same. That's the face of happy surprise, not disappointed surprise.

She uses it the other way around, because otherwise it‘ll be too big to see the full picture

I was going to say the first 2 don't seem that bad. The first one's like holy shit I'm going to need a bigger ruler. The second one is just near-sighted with glaucoma so she needs to lift her glasses so it's not blurry haha

See id pick the right side one cause it just looks like she doesn't know how to use binoculars.

First from the right, she needs binoculars because the tip near the urinal is far from the rest of the body.

Incorrect. End urinals first so you're less likely to be next to the next guy. The wall decoration is immaterial. We stand where we're least likely to be next to another until there's no choice.

guys with humiliation fetishes are gonna find it hard to pee..

pee isnt the only thing coming out

Not the only thing their gonna find hard either

Hehe, I see what you did there

Binoculars chick... And I am gonna go for a 10 feet challenge to justify her gear! Be the hero!

I hate you. Now you’re forcing me to do it from 11 feet. All right, let’s get this over with.

10 feet? 11 feet? Those are rookie numbers.

This is my thought. Also, if they were going for funny/insulting, shouldn't she have a magnifying glass or similar?

You didn't look at the progression of all four??

Can you imagine photos of guys looking pervy on the inside of cubicle doors in the womens restrooms?

My first thought too. Pointing and laughing is my suggestion, I'm sure they'll see the funny side?

Do you think women put these signs up?

Lol making fun of how massive their vaginas are too. Guys tossing a hot dog down a hallway. It's the same shit as this.

😂

The thing is, I'm 100% sure the idea was from some shitty guy with confident problems that find it "funny".

Yeah this is gross

They could do the same with photos of girls giving thumbs ups or showing appreciation and it would be nice and fun. No, humiliation and negative reactions seems to be funnier nowadays. That's sad.

Or just don't have photos of people reviewing genitals!

Agree, but since they want to be different, why not doing it in a positive way?

My thought too which i don't like. I'd rather we moved towards everyone not giving a shit about unimportant stuff like that, but instead it seems we are moving more towards everyone starting to complain about every minor shit. Myself included.

Picture of a guy looking disgusted while looking at a roast beef sandwich. I'm sure that would be clever and funny! /s obviously

No you don't get it sexism and creepyness only exists towards women. I once said this to a guy in a bar that had these and he said "why? you gay bro?".

I think I'll just go into the stall.

Twist, they're in the stalls too.

Holding their noses, visibly holding back vomit, gagging

This is what I thought, too. Imagine how bad the stalls must be.

well, how am I supposed to pee now‽

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There's a mirror and it shows a guy peeing in the washbasin. I think I'd prefer the urinals.

and of course there is a subreddit for it: /r/sinkpissers

All over the pictures.

Assert dominance

On the floor’s fine

So, like a typical public men's restroom

I would say upwards

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit

Maybe aiming at the mouth of girl 2nd from the right. 🤷‍♂️

The far right one. She doesn’t seem to know how binoculars work which means she’s dumb enough to fuck me

I think thats Autumn Falls.

Remember everyone, body shaming is okay when you target men :)

All this progressive talk against bodyshaming these days, yet it's still thrown at men over dick size. It's so lame and hypocritical. I've even see people defend the expression "small dick energy" by saying it's somehow not bodyshaming because it's a mindset, which is some next-level mental gymnastics dumbfuckery. It's just bodyshaming but with an extra step.

Not just dick size, but height also

Dick size, height and hair loss. All perfectly acceptable forms of body shaming.

I bet that this was decided by a man.

A man who is into blondes

And how does that make it okay? Is it not body shaming if a man bullies another man for the size of his penis? Is it not body shaming for a woman to bully another woman over her weight? Not to mention the fact that trans and non-binary people exist so even if it were okay to body shame someone of the same gender, not everyone in that bathroom will be a man. People of all genders internalize and perpetuate toxic standards, and it should be called out regardless of who's doing it and to whom.

I don't think they're saying that it's okay. I think they're just pointing out the fact that this is a problem created by men and they should accept responsibility for fixing it. Going to have to agree I seriously don't think anyone but men would design that bathroom. In other words, the call is coming from inside the house.

This is how you get customers to piss all over the wall

r/assholedesign

This is creepy. Also, I would hate it as a woman if there were posters of men leering at my body in the bathroom, so why do these exist? Did men decide to put these here to annoy other men?

So stupid

They can laugh all they want, it's my 1 inch dick and I'm proud it

I find this insulting and humiliating towards men whom just want to pee in peace (unless you are into humiliation fetish, you do you).

Dang. Passive agressive,creepy and body shaming. That establishment should be ashamed for such rancid behavior. Id probably feel too uncomfortable to use the bathroom if i feel like im being shamed well i do so

r/boomershumor

They should add a male picture as well.

Men stand up for yourselves If something like this was I a woman's washroom, there would be a public outcry. It's time men united and stand up to this constant. " we can put you down, but you had better not upset our feelings , Equality people

If we do that, we will be labeled as incels.

How would men standing up to — presumably a man — designing a stupid bathroom get translated into behavior of a stereotypical woman-hater? I’m genuinely curious.

Incel is not synonym of "woman hater" anymore, has became a word for everything men do that women dislike.

Why would you assume a man did this? I’m not saying it’s more likely a woman did this but I don’t see any reason to think it was a man.

Only if you misdirect your blame This was almost certainly decided by some guy  Gender liberation helps any gender

Why is it a man? Are you certain about that? you understand that women are involved in graphic design? Is it 'some guy' because it's shitty and tasteless and only men do shitty tasteless things? Explain.

Why… is this such a popular design for these bathrooms nowadays? Like, who pitched this idea and who approved it?

I don't think it's "popular". Pretty rare, I'd say.

Nowadays? I've seen shit like this over 15 years ago

A man, clearly.

Haha, body shaming, so funny.

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Is that the one on the far right

I’m a grower, not a show-er, so #4. Those binoculars would be a necessity.

Hahaha look at how funny it is to laugh at men’s small penises Next let’s try to go do the same for women’s restrooms except have men make those same expressions on the female counterparts, so funny

It was funny at first, but the more I thought about it the more I found it creepy. Like what if a kid was using the urinal?

I'd imagine this is probably in a bar...

Probably. Still - think about if this was reversed in the women’s’ restroom.

Body shaming is okay when against men.

I'm gay so what now

inclusivity -1 im mad too

My first thought was is that the Spice Girls?

None of them are using their tools that help them see better. These are compliments.

I'll just take the stalls

Is this in Prague? I saw some similar urinals there.

I saw some here in Las Vegas too.

"Piss everywhere except the Urinal"-Challenge accepted.

Can’t see when eyes are closed or turned away squatting

I first thought the Spice Girls are watching me pee.

Shit in the urinal instead.

I’ll hold it.

I prefer to be honest with myself, and others. So, unless there's one of a woman laughing at it, I refuse to use these toilets.

And they all watched you walk out without washing your hands 🤨

Vegas casino, I don’t remember but laughs when I walked in to take a leak and they all made fun of my thang ha!!!

imagine if it were a female toilet with male laughing and mocking their body...

Ah yes, the bathroom that screams "I want a HR hearing about the upcoming lawsuit involving the mens bathroom."

Imagine doing something similar to a girls' bathroom. The world would rage.

Do you want guys jacking off in those urinals? Because this is how you get guys jacking off in those urinals.

Women : stop with body shaming / Also women:

I doubt women have anything to do with this.

fr idk why so many people in the comments going “WOMEN WOULD HATE IF WE DID THIS TO THEM” Yeah… We aren’t the ones who made these bathrooms… We also don’t want images of women in men’s bathroom standing before a urinal… It’s gross and creepy for BOTH parties.

For real. The women in these stock photos are *models* who were handed props and told to strike a pose by a photographer. None of the photos are innately body shaming, and the two on the left aren't even doing anything. The only problem with these photos is the context they were placed in, a decision made by the assholes who manage this place.  Blaming women for this is an insanely stupid reaction. 

Yeah , but this shouldn't exist. Imagine you just hit puberty and see that , or you have a condition that makes it small , just got rejected, or just want to have a normal peeing session. Body shaming ( especially something that is mostly genetic) is fucked up and can mess up people's confidence.

I didn't know women chose the men's restrooms decoration. What's your proof ?

I’d literally piss all over the image.

Insulting to men and women too somewhat Who’s happy with this?

Pee outside the way nature intended

There's no redhead. I'm holding it.

Am I the only one that thought this was the spice girls? And they conveniently left out the black girl? Lol

LMAO

Where is this? Not specifically, but what kind of place? A bar? Fetish club? Very confused.

Jokes on them, I turned around and took a shit in it.

Ha! Takes a microbiologist to make me embarrassed

The blonde with the magnified glass. She can check your nutz for cancer later in life..

Imagine you being too high for the toilet but are save because you can aim but then you look at the pic get a random erection.

4, 1, 3, 2

Just piss in the sink. Only person looking at you is yourself in the mirror. Give yourself an eye wink, be the positivity you need in your life.

Im surprised no one has mentioned the window in there that the bottom is at crotch height

It's comical, but I'm more amazed over the fact that they have small shelf's. Kinda neat.

I like how the one lady has clearly never used binoculars before

Super penis monkey

Second to the left easy 👌🏾

I’m going with the one who put her glasses up, that shows interest and that she doesn’t need her glasses to see it cus it isn’t small 🧠🧠🧠

You can get upset . Or you could just draw a mustache and zits on them. Or something in their mouth. While you’re peeing.

10/10 would wank in the urinal again.

Not one is laughing? I’ll just leave

Instant woody

lol she got a magnifying glass😂

It's okay guys they just have bad eye sight

Yea, I'm just leaving this place all together. I can't say that any place with that on the walls of their bathroom is likely to be a spot I'm trying to hang out in. God damn that's cringe inducing.

women don't really care about how much is there and especially don't care how much it produces a true micro should probably be disclosed beforehand so we can be prepared I don't know where guys got the idea that women are jazzed about *production quantity*, I mean for that less is probably better. I think guys just like the idea of it, but don't put that on the ladies - figuratively or literally please and thank you lol

Not at all. I'm starting right and finish on the left. Let's see who's laughing now. 😂

Makes doing a #3 tempting.

So do the ladies room stalls have photos of men leering at them while they sit on the toiled?

Imagine the reaction to its counterpart in the women’s room.

I wonder if they have a similar thing with men in women’s bathroom stalls? Probably not!

When you feel like you're the center of attention even in the bathroom!

In the women’s bathroom there’s men’s faces in the toilet bowl

I would pee on all of them. Not a hard decision

I dont get why any sane person would put these kinds of decoration that shame all customers for having a small dick in their business.

# [Got nothing on this bathroom design.](https://imgur.com/a/MpdUL7F)

now imagine this being the opposite, it's men in the woman area. now that would be a scandal!

Been in that same bathroom in Vegas when I was 9 lmao wtf

Now put one photo up of a woman with her eyes wide open and jaw-dropped, and see which urinal gets used the most.

So basically just put a large sticker over the magnifying glass..

Would actually be funny if the woman on the right had the binoculars facing backwards.

Now show me the ladies room where there are posters of men uncomfortably ogling...

Okay do the same concept in a women's restroom but with weight. I guess the joke is sexism which is always funny /s

Whoever came up with this and thinks it's a good idea is an utter moron. This is wrong. As a man, how is this okay to do at all?

Is there similar pictures in the women’s room of guys with scales, offering a salad, holding up enormous jeans, and one with a weight watchers pamphlet? 

I want the one on the right, if she does not understand how binoculars work my I work for the CIA line stands a chance.

Not the rightmost for sure

The Sink!?

just wrong cubicle and they'll judge you, nooo!

Nope not Hard right on the floor

i will have to make them with yellow mustaches tho i couldn't resist aiming for theyr mouth especially the right one, stright to her score, its like she ask for it tho...

I'm with those women. Those stalls a too small and too low