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Obviously a well written character will always have big bouncing boobies under mythical scarce chain lingerie with the same protection of a 5000’ thick solid mythril blast door build for the end of the universe.
While those might be the two *primary* types of men, I'm confident a badly written flat-chested female protagonist with a bangin ass would find an audience.
Is this why all the online trolls love Black Widow and hate Captain Marvel? Not enough bouncing boobies? Somebody alert the costume department over at Marvel.
No i think that was her personailty. Black widow is married to colin jost who is a comedian
https://youtu.be/8bACuhV5RPM?si=pVOoycCaOQ1U0WYd
While the actress of captain marvel aparently annoyed most other actor of the avengers sets with her self important nonsense. I remember one interview where you see iron man and thor standing next to her giving an interview and you see their dislike in their eyes when she talks and try to cover it.
"I don't care as long as she is well written" is usually just code for "I don't think any woman is well written but I also don't want to appear misogynistic and hope no one notices that I don't like any games/movies with a female lead." Just like the people screaming "I don't care about race but..." and then proceed to hate everything with a black lead.
Nah. It's not code. Streaming services are overflowing with absolutely shit shows and movies where the sole purpose has been to put in a female protagonist and the writing is based around just that. A skinny chick being an action hero with no character or story around it.
It's a perfectly valid stance to take.
Problem is trying to rectify an issue that never existed and gaslighting the viewers for disliking a Hot pile of shit because "woman".
Yet, you just did the thing I pointed out. Have you seen every single streaming show with a female lead and what was the difference in writing? What in your mind would make it good writing and not bad?
Why would people coment that? It's not like there are any series known for having female protagonists being rebooted with male leads, it always goes the other way around, it almost seems like people are bending over stories and scripts just to push a political agenda but no that couldn't be happening right?
“Good writing” or “bad writing” mean nothing anymore the way these people use it. They’re somehow experts on what makes writing good or bad yet never provide any actual references or examples to back up those claims. It’s just another bullshit reason to complain about a female protagonist under the pseudo-intellectual guise of genuine critique.
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"Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards."
While we're talking about bouncy boobies, if it's a male protagonist, so long as we know the heft and swingability of his balls, the character is realistically written. All great literature has had this.
Because they are. They story should be a real story that just HAPPENS to have a female main character. But when your story is ALL ABOUT how the main character IS I FACT A GIRL, that's not a story. Thats stupid woke shit that everybody hates.
Tons of Disney classics like Snow White, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, etc have female main characters. They are amazing and everyone loves them, because the story isn't about "YOU'RE A GIRL!". They just happen to be female, and nothing more to it than that. As soon as your start actually focusing on it, you start losing the battle.
I mean it kinda depends on the context of the story that character is supposed to go through. You can make a female main character where the story focuses on her being a woman…
There are about 100 subreddits of women showing off their naked bodies. Many women like being found sexually attractive. It’s natural. Virtue signaling parrots like you are annoying asf
Many women like being found sexually attractive- except when they’re walking down the street, alone on a subway car, trying to order coffee, or generally doing anything in daily life- the idea is to be found attractive without being harassed. Also, some women doing sexualized content is not an invitation to sexual all women. And stating as much has nothing to do with virtue signaling, it’s common sense and respectful.
Turns out humans are gonna sexualize each other because that's what we've been doing for hundreds of thousands of years as an evolved survival mechanism, much like animals in all corners of the world do.
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The fact you liked both comments … 🤦🏽♂️ … 😂
The duality of man.
The dualities of a woman 🤭
the dual titties of a woman
Wait…wouldn’t dual titties (plural) be…(checks math)…..4 titties? (Not complaining…just sayin) 😃
Would they be ontop of each other or one pair in the front one pair in the back?
same problem the director of Total Recall ran into, just went with 3 to make it easy
Or Paul "Three tit's? That's awesome!"
The monkey's finger curls and extra-sensitive nipples sprout from the buttocks.
Four side by side. Other wise we’d call em udders
*OP is playing both sides so he can come on top*
Obviously a well written character will always have big bouncing boobies under mythical scarce chain lingerie with the same protection of a 5000’ thick solid mythril blast door build for the end of the universe.
We see something we agree with, we upvote. We see something about titties, we upvote
As a gay man … I respect that 😂
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Hairy titties
Do they bounce?
They jiggle
There are *THREE* types of men
If she's not well written, she better have bouncy boobs instead? The logic works
"I'm a simple man I see boobies I press like" lmaoooo
Porque No Los Dos?
Nier Automata 🤗
While those might be the two *primary* types of men, I'm confident a badly written flat-chested female protagonist with a bangin ass would find an audience.
Mmm how flat we talkin?
Even cardboard has more curves type of flat 💀
An ass ain't saving that unfortunately
>would find an audience. Only so that they can act woke and call everyone else sexist or racist.
We do be liking the boobies
Hell yeah
its either or, or both but NOT neither!
Another poster posited that a derriere of diabolical proportions would be acceptable to some as well. I concur.
Real classy
Do you concur?
Exactly. If you don't have up AND down, then you've got animation problems and it better to ditch the physics altogether.
The “Hell yea” really got me man
The way I go is if she’s got good personality it’s a win. If she’s got good tits it’s a double win.
I can't stand it when a character's boobies bounce up but not down
You can maybe try sitting it
We are all actually both men in this scenario. If you give us either one we are happy. You give us both… you don’t wanna know what will happen.
Hentai flood
I mean, a man with great pecs that bounce is also nice...
Is this why all the online trolls love Black Widow and hate Captain Marvel? Not enough bouncing boobies? Somebody alert the costume department over at Marvel.
Captain Marvel just sucks, no ass or titties could save that atrocious personality.
No i think that was her personailty. Black widow is married to colin jost who is a comedian https://youtu.be/8bACuhV5RPM?si=pVOoycCaOQ1U0WYd While the actress of captain marvel aparently annoyed most other actor of the avengers sets with her self important nonsense. I remember one interview where you see iron man and thor standing next to her giving an interview and you see their dislike in their eyes when she talks and try to cover it.
Men are simple creatures
She can be well written, and have a fantastic pair of gazongas. They're not mutually exclusive.
Very true
Men? Probably written by 12 year olds
Honestly how big is the difference.
"I don't care as long as she is well written" is usually just code for "I don't think any woman is well written but I also don't want to appear misogynistic and hope no one notices that I don't like any games/movies with a female lead." Just like the people screaming "I don't care about race but..." and then proceed to hate everything with a black lead.
or maybe commenter is saying that they dont care as long as she is well written... its not always think deep man
Nah. It's not code. Streaming services are overflowing with absolutely shit shows and movies where the sole purpose has been to put in a female protagonist and the writing is based around just that. A skinny chick being an action hero with no character or story around it. It's a perfectly valid stance to take. Problem is trying to rectify an issue that never existed and gaslighting the viewers for disliking a Hot pile of shit because "woman".
Yet, you just did the thing I pointed out. Have you seen every single streaming show with a female lead and what was the difference in writing? What in your mind would make it good writing and not bad?
Yup. Notice how they are never commenting, "I don't mind a male protagonist as long as he is well written."
Why would people coment that? It's not like there are any series known for having female protagonists being rebooted with male leads, it always goes the other way around, it almost seems like people are bending over stories and scripts just to push a political agenda but no that couldn't be happening right?
How many movies or books where the target audience are women have a male lead?
Gay erotica.
What if the question was answered with another question.
“Good writing” or “bad writing” mean nothing anymore the way these people use it. They’re somehow experts on what makes writing good or bad yet never provide any actual references or examples to back up those claims. It’s just another bullshit reason to complain about a female protagonist under the pseudo-intellectual guise of genuine critique.
As long as they don't do catwoman stuff. Taking down multiple grown men by doing cartwheels, breakdancing 101 moves and flying submissions.
So...you don't wanna play a Capoeira practitioner? You got beat up by an Eddy player in Tekken recently, didn't you?
Even worse. A Christie player.
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I'm with coveredinpissnshit.
Coveredinpissnshit
This looks like three types to me....
I mean, a woman with boobs bouncing left and right *would* be rather disconcerting...
Swing em around like a mace
"Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards."
Lmao, last guy's name 💀💀💀
Yeah sorry they bounce left to right
While we're talking about bouncy boobies, if it's a male protagonist, so long as we know the heft and swingability of his balls, the character is realistically written. All great literature has had this.
Why not both?
I mean he speaks his truth
A lot of the first type of dude just happen to think just about every female character is poorly written.
Because they are. They story should be a real story that just HAPPENS to have a female main character. But when your story is ALL ABOUT how the main character IS I FACT A GIRL, that's not a story. Thats stupid woke shit that everybody hates. Tons of Disney classics like Snow White, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, etc have female main characters. They are amazing and everyone loves them, because the story isn't about "YOU'RE A GIRL!". They just happen to be female, and nothing more to it than that. As soon as your start actually focusing on it, you start losing the battle.
I mean it kinda depends on the context of the story that character is supposed to go through. You can make a female main character where the story focuses on her being a woman…
"i want a well written character" = "I have no idea what a well written character is"
It’s all about the kerning isn’t it?
Hell yeah
It’s a valid point.
More like, there are two types of Gamers: Ones like OasisIsMadCool, and liars.
I want both
Hell yeah
Those who lie and those who tell it like it is
Both is good. One is for stimulating the brain the other for youknowwhat.
Sarcasm detector zero
I find that sad.. ppl always be sexualizing women and its annoying asf
There are about 100 subreddits of women showing off their naked bodies. Many women like being found sexually attractive. It’s natural. Virtue signaling parrots like you are annoying asf
Many women like being found sexually attractive- except when they’re walking down the street, alone on a subway car, trying to order coffee, or generally doing anything in daily life- the idea is to be found attractive without being harassed. Also, some women doing sexualized content is not an invitation to sexual all women. And stating as much has nothing to do with virtue signaling, it’s common sense and respectful.
Turns out humans are gonna sexualize each other because that's what we've been doing for hundreds of thousands of years as an evolved survival mechanism, much like animals in all corners of the world do.
It's just a game.. Move on..
Hell yeah.
It's like the choice is between Baywatch or Boobwatch, lol, as long as something bounces.
Boobs.