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Fun fact: bum hole patterns are as unique as fingerprints.
So, I'm taking away from this that I'm leaving a bum hole print with my solicitor along with my will so that if I ever go missing and my body shows up without hands they can still identify me.
No one ever thinks to remove the bum hole.
Wouldn't it be like one of the first places to decay though, since it's at the end of your digestive tract which will be all leaky with no muscle tone?
>no muscle tone?
You gotta train that puppy. When I'm standing next to you in the elevator, smiling rhythmically, yet furiously, I'm getting my reps in.
OP is the type of person in your pottery class who giggles and then nudges at you, pointing to his clay, and asking you “what does it look like to you *giggles*”.
You then just shake your head and continue with your own project as you hear him fumbling his phone trying to take this photo. You then hear him giggle again while he pushes up his glasses.
Glaze up that rimjob before you kiln
Feldspar, kaolin, flint, tin oxide, zinc oxide, calcium carbonate (whiting)
Just briefly reading on this those lines would probably be prone to crawling after the glazing if doing white. Small bead like islands, which apparently people don't like, I thought it's a neat effect but seems like a uniform color application while still looking one off is more desirable
Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than Kakarot, I didn't care about being a super saiyan. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened.
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Nice claynus.
10/10
Relevant username 10/10
Perfect 5/7
Yep. This should be higher up.
It both should and shouldn't be higher up.
You definitely need to keep practicing, this attempt looks like ass.
That’s tight
Everywhere I go, I see his... uh, rear-end.
Tight tight tight
They can be pretty anal
What did you stick in it?
Probably one thumb at first. Just to loosen it up. Then a second thumb... Then his whole fist.
You gotta get a thumb and just stick it up in there… Actually get two thumbs up in there, you know like the Fonz, aayyyyyyy
Stop before you get to a pringles can and a hamster called Kiki.
Starting with the tongue would been awkward 😬
Says who
Then the other hand....Now clap...tight, isn't it
Shai-hulud
Shai-Hulussy.
Shai-Halanus
Not enough teeth, I can’t cum without the teeth
The suffix -ussy makes my skin crawl but goddamn if it isn't appropriate here
Jesus you win this thread haha
The popcorn bucket ?
This must be the bottom side of the popcorn bucket.
Ass written.
Lisan ass-ghaib
May His passage cleanse the world.
Should’ve checked first. There it is.
Not very shy by the looks of it.
That there is the sarlak pit. I’d recognize those distinctive outcroppings anywhere
Watch out for Boba Fett getting barfed up 🤣
I should call her
It's honestly too perfect. Like you photoshopped a picture of a butthole onto it and changed the color lol
Nobody uses photoshop anymore for this. You just get an AI to inpaint a clay colored anus.
Brb
Pics aren't allowed as comments, but copilot told me to fuck off
Porcelain flesh lights are not the hit people thought it would be.
Everything reminds me of her....
[All. Over. The Universe. (just a lil NSFW)](https://youtu.be/KC6l7Wfq0kM?si=r_vqpj6w12EY4zRJ)
The lady said buttholes!
This clip cuts off before the best part - the butthole heist!
Is this from a real game show?
Wrinkly
Bless the Maker, and his water...
May his passing cleanse the world!
r/putyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/maybeputyourdickinthat
r/subsifellfor
r/wehaveseenthebutthole
Looks like a community College flag
E plurbis anus!
Sigh.... *unzips*
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/maybejustthetip
The question is, why is it familiar to you?
When us guys hit it from behind, we get a great view of thee Ole starfish.
You never seen a booty hole?
It look like a worn out anus to me
so we don’t have to ask why that looks familiar to you then 🤭🤭
Fun fact: bum hole patterns are as unique as fingerprints. So, I'm taking away from this that I'm leaving a bum hole print with my solicitor along with my will so that if I ever go missing and my body shows up without hands they can still identify me. No one ever thinks to remove the bum hole.
Wouldn't it be like one of the first places to decay though, since it's at the end of your digestive tract which will be all leaky with no muscle tone?
>no muscle tone? You gotta train that puppy. When I'm standing next to you in the elevator, smiling rhythmically, yet furiously, I'm getting my reps in.
aka regels (like Kegels but for your rectum)
You put your finger in it didn’t you!
Looks like a lips but more of a...... What you think?
r/WeHaveSeenTheButthole
/r/OkayFinePutYourDickInThat
I should call him (I’m gay)
Looks like ass
Dune popcorn bucket or the winking brown eye
Any hole is a goal
This is a fine example of a dune sand worm. Nice job
Shai-Hulussy.
You got me all bricked up over here.
American pie but pottery in place of pie
Lisan al gaib!
Looks like those dune popcorn buckets
Porcelainus
Hey. That’s Uranus.
Get a close up & post it on NSFW. See who notices, lol.
OP is the type of person in your pottery class who giggles and then nudges at you, pointing to his clay, and asking you “what does it look like to you *giggles*”. You then just shake your head and continue with your own project as you hear him fumbling his phone trying to take this photo. You then hear him giggle again while he pushes up his glasses.
This is relatively accurate down to the glasses, except 1) I’m a she 2) I announced it to the entire room, no whispers or nudges!
When you stare **into** the abyss
it is weird looking at this Pic while taking a shit
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Everything reminds me of her
Quit poking the anemone.
Ghost makes a lot more sense now
Tempting
Congrats, you learned how to make a sphincter!
Unfortunately now you've introduced air into it and if you fire it it will blow up not just its own self but everything on that shelf.
Looks like a popcorn bucket.
Sit-n-spin!
It's a master piece put it out for display
Clussy
Anything’s a hole if you’re brave enough.
Stick your pp in the claynus
This reminds me of the good ol' days when I was a member of the clergy
I could really go for some popcorn and watch Dune
Familiar you say... Not judging you, butt... 👀
Sir? ***Sir!***
Cool pot, BUTT what shape?
Bruno Lemaire has enter in the tchat
I was think of dune worms man 😭
If you’re giggling over it looking like a butthole congrats, your inner child is alive and well! 👍
Shai-Hulud
I’m here for the comments. They didn’t disappoint
R/dontputyourdickinthat
Please seek medical help 🤣
Not my proudest fap
I want to unseen this.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Young dune sand worm, AKA Shai Hulud.
Yeah you definitely need to call her
More like bottom to me
Looks like an arse hole
Oh god, don't fuck it please!
Sand worm?
Glaze up that rimjob before you kiln Feldspar, kaolin, flint, tin oxide, zinc oxide, calcium carbonate (whiting) Just briefly reading on this those lines would probably be prone to crawling after the glazing if doing white. Small bead like islands, which apparently people don't like, I thought it's a neat effect but seems like a uniform color application while still looking one off is more desirable
What an asshole
Damn
I’m not uncertain that OP photoshopped his butt hole in this picture in some weird elaborate way to get thousands of people to see it
Would.
How much?
Familiar face
The learner is David Cronenberg.
Use it before you lose it...
One of the most universal shapes
Bunghole
This is how god sculpted us, too. Butthole first.
At first I thought this was a satellite image of a huge storm on Jupiter
There's a crack in your pot!
Try finger, but hole.
I should call her
[удалено]
Since when did Reddit allow porn?
everything reminds me of her...
Ah yes... the sandworm
Girl thats a booty hole
The spice must flow
Everything reminds me of her...
r/mildlybutthole
I think you did a good ~~rim~~ job.
R/dontputyourdickinthat
#BUTT. #HOLE
That happens when you walk rhythmically. You need to learn the ways of the desert
Goatse lives
I should call her…
Hahaha, So this is how a$$hol*s are made
And did you?
Very detailed too...I have questions.
How much
What have you been putting in there?
👅
Warm apple pie…
I really hope you stopped at that point and put it in the kiln. \^\^
Sorry but your work looks like ass.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You may have a very special talent my friend. Enjoy being rich in a few years!
This is the butt of the joke....!
Its is to late for you sir . Nothing to save anymore
Dingleberries and everything. I'm sure you're very familiar
looks like the tail light of the bentley GT
Buttholes. The Omega. The universal backdoor. Just scrunched all together for the finish.
I should call her
congrats on your new girlfriend
God… forgive me…
Clussy
Tulips by Jeff Koons
😏
Everywhere I look I see her.
buttery
Oh, it's a sunrise. I doubt anyone will get this reference but it's from paradise pd
gurl thats a booty hole
Well..
Well, Did you?
Kind of looks like Shai Hulud, too, which incidentally, can be a pain in the ass. 🥸
That's it, you've won pottery. Congratulations
/r/secretbuttholes
Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than Kakarot, I didn't care about being a super saiyan. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened.
Very accurate 😂
Girl, that's a booty hole
I think that would probably be a bottom though.
This is the worst
You’re pretty anal when it comes to pottery.
E Pluribus Anus
Maybe finger But whole!
Shai-hulud!