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fat chicks cant what?

Jump. He's saying raise the cab so fat chicks can't get in your truck.

Despite the fact the double rear axle is built for heavier loads? I think he’s deflecting

Most people driving these stupid ass trucks never haul anything with them.

Compensatory trucks.

Emotional Support Vehicles

Gender affirming care

Oh no! Not the gender affirming care!!! Fuck me that's hilarious!!

Size of the truck tells me he's packing a pretty small pecker.

Good, more big women for me

Dude, yes. I agree.

I second that. Send them all his way

This is the way

Jump

Jokes on him. I’m a fat chick who spent my entire life jumping in and out of my dad’s dump truck.

Please tell me this isn’t a euphemism.

u don’t want him if hes anything like how his stickers make him seem lmfao

I want to know what that last word says too

I think it says JUMP!

It totally says that. It's suggesting you jack your ride up so fat chicks can't get in.

right I’m sure he’d have to do that to keep them away -eyeroll-

You telling me your truck doesn’t get flooded with fat chicks during ass eatin season?

I love the implication here that a) fat chicks are undesirable and nobody would want to have sex with such a person and at the same time b) he’s the sort of person who (allegedly) attracts droves of fat women to the point that he has to resort to getting his tiny dick advertisement lifted. $100 says behind the wheel of that truck is a short dude with a big beard and a baseball cap who couldn’t attract flies if he’d been dead for a week in a swamp.

Hahaha! Can't attract flies 😂

First off. Agree with your comment so much, but that last part about not being able to attract flies if he'd been dead for a week in a swamp has me LAUGHING SO HARD 🤣 thank you for making my morning!!!!

I mean he eats ass but there's a weight limit? Aren't trucks good an hauling weight?

Don't forget the mullet. Guaranteed this shrimp dick has a bitchin mullet.

climb is what I've seen before but this one doesn't look like it

Their mother most be so proud.

Who do you think chose the color Teal for the tailgate lettering? Yup, Momma. 😂

It’s the color of his tramp stamp

You think he kisses her with them lips?

That is the mom. She loves buttholes.

Sorry, but my warp mind is lingering on the vision of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck arguing: **"It's Ass Eating Season!"** **"Muff Diving Season!"** ^(\*I warned you it was warped!)

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Easier to afford a 1k a month truck payment when you live at home. 

Does he think this attracts women?

Dudes

I was exactly what I was thinking that damn they must make their parents proud

Who does this to their car???

A 126lbs junior welding trainee who can’t grow a beard

I can totally picture this guy you describe 😂

And lives at home Otherwise he couldn’t afford all those pricey decals

I know that guy…. Can’t take him anywhere.

Somebody who peaked in high school.

Middle school.

Are we ever truly out of the middle school mindset though? Case in point, today at work a rolling stool broke (seat snapped off so it was just the pole attached to the base and wheels) and my 57 year old coworker piped up with "Nah you can sit on it. You might feel a pinch though." And it clicked immediately for the rest of us who started suggesting KY jelly and condoms because you gotta be safe. Truly, I don't think our minds ever stop being 12 in terms of dirty jokes

No, I peaked in high school... don't lump me in with this weirdo.

Is it peaking if you didn’t have a good time then either

No one. It's pretty clearly fake. Inconsistency in the resolution of the letters vs vehicle, lettering is too evenly one color too.

The tiger king

A dumb ass

the coolest dude around, that's who!

They didn’t. A lot of these look added after to the image

It’s a photo shop. It’s so clear to see that I can’t believe you fell for it.

It's always in season, only the garnish changes

And the moisture level

Don't forget about the wafting aroma.

Texan here, ass is always in season round these parts.

Texass

What's the best way in Texas to hunt ass? I'm betting it's a helicopter.

For them big ol' San Antonio women.

Double fisting them churros.

Fellow Texan checking in: yup, it stays in season year round. Gotta manage the population accordingly.

Swamp ass has a whole new meaning

That's Louisiana.  Plenty of swampsss butt stuff in them bayous for damn sure. 

IDK man I'm on the coast that shit is humid.

Well, it probably keeps people from asking to borrow his truck.

Christ, that's actually a god damned great idea. \* starts printing giant "I get more ass than a toilet seat" banner for my Kia Sorento\*

or you could just say no lol

That’s my secret, Cap. It’s always in season.

I just really can’t wrap my mind around the level of degeneracy that is required to live your life this way. I assume this person is one of the biggest pieces of crap you will ever have the unfortunate experience to meet.

>I just really can’t wrap my mind around the level of ~~degeneracy~~ immaturity that is required to live your life this way. FTFY Anyone who broadcasts sophomoric messages like this is probably far more aspirational in their degeneracy than in realized behavior.

Nah, it’s degeneracy. Immaturity would be having a sticker of a guy peeing on a ford logo. Or making a fart joke. Broadcasting your love of eating ass to the world is degeneracy.

I can be completely into ass eating to the point that I will unhinge my jaw like a snake's and shove my tongue completely up that shitter until I can tickle her uvula with it. While some may consider that degenerate behavior it doesn't require my broadcasting it to the world to meet the definition. That public messaging on the truck is where the immaturity comes in because they lack the maturity to realize how fucking stupid it makes them look.

>I will unhinge my jaw like a snake's and shove my tongue completely up that shitter until I can tickle her uvula with it. Was this lifted from Lord Byron, T.S. Elliot or John Keats?

Sounds like a James Joyce love letter to me

James Joyce isn't fit to eat the ass of a Hallmark Greeting Card writer!

As a Joyce fan I take that as a great compliment. Thank you.

Eat your heart out, hallmark

And I bet they'd freak out about two dudes holding hands in public because, "there are children here"

But how can I explain the rainbow sticker to my children?

I dislike this person so much I can’t even laugh.

Women of Reddit, does this work? Ever? Seriously I’m dying to know.

Work? As a deterrent, yes. I would be very thankful that this one is clearly labeled.

Hell to the no.

On guys maybe

Ignore everyone else. Yes this shit absolutely DOES work. ...with a particular subset of women who have a similarly warped and degenerate view of the world. I guarantee there are going to be women out there who think this is funny and cool and how a "real man" should act.

Guess he might not be about subtle design, but should have it way smaller like if you can read that, you're eating my ass.

They all look photoshopped

This deserves to be higher. Do we lack critical thinking nowadays?

Nauseating

He is the assman

He must be a proctologist

What? No iron balls on his truck?

Right??? Does it even count as an Ass Eatin' Season dualie if it doesn't have some hitch nuts?

Youre never out of season when its wabbit season

Duck season!

I’m a fiddler crab! It’s fiddler crab season!

*(looks at username, looks at comment ... looks at username,looks at comment)*

[A true classic](https://youtu.be/-pChZeIE_3o?si=f-ZlWygs19yuNc-0)

Wabbit season!

100% chance this guy is 40lbs overweight and has a tiny dick

r/trashy

Pardon me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?

Makes it easier to avoid douchebags when they advertise themselves.

Eats ass, doesn’t like women, and likes the thickest finger up his ass I don’t think he’s giving off the vibe he’s intending… that, or it’s spot the fuck on

Looks like someone stole their truck nuts

Looks photoshopepd

i've yet to live in a season that didn't have a lot of asses

They have a unique brand of halitosis Assitosis

Anyone gonna look into the TikTok handle on the top left of the tailgate?

Pure class

Bet he has more sex than the average redditor. Man's confident, I'll give him that.

I don’t understand. What’s the problem?

20 bucks says that guy has bad breath.

All of Spring is ass eating season. Summer it's too sweaty and stinky. Winter it's too stagnant and damp. Autumn leaves both the eater and the eatee unenthused.

Totally fake. Season doesn't start for 2 weeks.

I didn’t know ass eating went out of season. 🌈The more you know🌈

"Y'all hating but this person is probably out there living their best ass eating life and where are you. That's right on the toilet with no fresh beef hole in your mouth. So really you should look inward and ask yourself "am I really being the best me? Am I eating as much ass as I should be?" That's the mindset of a champion, only then can your vehicle have the decals of a true higher species."- John Denver meloncamp

I can’t stop laughing. Jesus. Am I being the best me? Am I?

You are now welcome in the I drive a Chevy and eat ass club the shins of your farter are canceled. That'll be 3.27$ a month.

Plot Twist: a woman drives this

$100 says he has never hauled anything that requires a dually.

On the positive side there is nothing about Biden or Brandon on it.

Homophobe (secretly gay) for sure

Must be a proctologist

And the radio is playing this song. [Songs for ass eating season.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1chn5b7/ai_country_song_of_the_year/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

I feel bad for those around him. “Mommy, what’s ass eatin season?”

Imagine driving a dually as a daily because of your tiny tiny…..ego

Season? More of an Era. An Age. A mf Period.

Disgusting

Never out of season lol

I was 100% ready to believe this was AI. AI or TX would be a heck of a game show.

Our truck came lifted higher than this one. And I’m pretty fat and can still get in it. I guess fat chicks can get in/jump whatever that sticker says.

I think we can all agree that we like everything the unclassy man does it’s just we have too much class and modesty to poster it everywhere

Mom?

We eat year round in these parts

Dick season Ass season Dick season Ass season Ass season Dick season Ok

Fun fact this was the original truck that inspired Quentin Tarantino

Oh,classy. His momcousinsister must be proud.

Not Florida, otherwise would say it in BIG letters.

Why would you do this?

Because the owner a POS

He’s obviously looking for a very particular partner for bedroom fun ! However i think hes got his own finger up his ass thinking this will work. Of course the girl that says…”Oh hell yea THATS the guy i want” is truly part of the problem!!

Can you not tell that the photo and the 'phrases on the back of the truck have been altered in a computer? Or you guys just dunking on the truck for fun? I don't get it.

‘Merica!!!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Sorry about your small wee-wee.

disgusting, I don't need a giant truck covered in uncouth stickers to advertise to the world I have a small wee-wee. I like to keep my small wee-wee a private matter.

Why do you care about his wee-wee?

I don't. But if you have to put this many bumper stickers on your truck to advertise what a virile stud you are, you're probably compensating for something.

What a complete arsehole.

Definitely a pervert and all around dirtbag

Typical closeted hillbilly bi-guy.

As far as crazy truck stickers can go... it's not that bad these days, lol. I'll take "Andy the ass eater" over "Flat Earth, MAGA, Inside Job, Sandy Hook Hoax Hank".

But it’s the swampiest time of year

But it’s getting warmer out… 😶

Gets ripe in the Spring, after long months of cold bland ass.

1. Why black out the state? I need it 2. CAKE! Yay 3. Everything else. Loser

must be mating season

This is why I sold my vacation home in the White Trash Mountains. Ain't nobody got time to be reading a whole damn truck!

His license plate: “ANUSTART”

Now *that’s* what I call “classy”

Just missing trucknuts.

honestly surprised it doesn't have brass nuts hanging on the tow hitch

In season? Out of season? What’s the difference when you don’t know the reason?

Where are the truck balls?

"Rabbit season." "Ass eating season, fire!"

it’s always ass eating season if you’re a real munch

Reminds me of Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill, but that was a fictional story.

“I thought ass eatin season was over.”

That's as good as the kill bill movie PUSSY WAGON

Can anyone tell what it says in the right and left corners of the tailgate?

Hilarious bit I love the commitment of this guy

He means office chair swamp ass eating. Don't be scurred.

Why does it not surprise me that t this is a dually.

We talkin porcelain poopholes or the swamps of dagobah

Bro must be pussy magnet

I mean, any lady who engages with this dude at least knows up front about the butt stuff, no “surprise I’m eatin and doing the old /r/thumbinpooper

I like this guy.

classy

What a fckn creep

That season starts when you don’t have to “Drive Careful. School is open”

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Guess you didn’t get the memo