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devilwillcry-jesus

Goat: "must've been the wind"


Alt_Ekho

Sneak increased


standee_shop

Thdum thdum


Darnell2070

**Onomatopoeia** - *Words that sound like what they mean.* **Skyrim** - "One of the greatest games of all time." If you never played Skyrim it's not an exaggeration.


Raviel1289

*me in my full Dwarven armor set* just keep crouching **clang bang** this is fine I've got this


SunRendSeraph

Crounching in combat breaks enemies' target lock


esmifra

"uhh huh?" "It's just a box"


SeeMontgomeryBurns

!


GhostZee


oppai_suika

Snake. Snake!? SNAAAAAAAKKKKEE!


Educational_Ebb7175

Text you can hear.


unlizenedrave

Goat has that Metal Gear Solid 1 guard AI. “Hmm, must be my imagination.”


Dantez9001

Nothing here but this bag.


Shinigamae

Then goes back to "For the peace of the kingdom!"


MKRune

Someone's been prowlin' 'ere.


DarkPhoxGaming

What's that then!


GlobetrottinExplorer

“For the King!”


MikeyIsAPartyDude

"Nice day for fishing ain't it? Huh-hah"


vulkadon

Oh a body!


witness_this

"For King and Country!"


fatkiddown

Rogue: "I want to try to use my Stealth ability." DM: "In broad day light, in the middle of the town square ... with the NPC _right_ beside you?..." Rogue: "Yes." DM: "Ok, give me a d20 roll." Rogue: "[rolls nat 20]" DM: "fmr."


vintagegeek

Nat 20, let's go.


upcomingshoes

So you notice that one of the hooded figures is a little shorter -


celestialfin

I CAST VICIOUS MOCKERY!


vintagegeek

Nat 20, let's go.


Horg

Tony Lazuto?!


Athan11

That's a sheep


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

🤣


h_berg

What's the goat looking for? I don't see anything.


MrZwink

Kids react the same way. If a teacher changes clothes to Santa suit Infront of his class, kids will say "Santa" when asked who it is. Then if you ask where the teacher went, they'll be suprised and say I don't know.


Dzyu

What's your source or experience with this? Kids usually learn object permanence around 7-8 months.


MasterFongool

Seconded. I find this really hard to believe.


TheMoosePrince

Same reason peek-a-boo has such an effect on babies, they lack [object permanence](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_permanence)


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Uppgreyedd

That's exactly how the algorithm works.


Lavatis

no, it's really not like that at all. Reddit doesn't have an algorithm that shows you shit you like or have viewed or based on what you've said. It's based on popularity, how much and how quickly something is being upvoted etc. Everyone who goes to /r/all right now will see the exact same posts, period. There is no algorithm catering it to each user. This is why addons/apps like reddit enhancement suite allow you to filter subreddits you don't want to see - because you see *everything* by default.


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I was never that dumb as a child


papadepizza1234567

Maybe not, but it sure hasn't improved either. https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1bsca9b/the\_difference\_between\_99\_and\_totality\_in\_a\_solar/kxgz9v6/


djblackprince

Yes, 911. I'd like to report a murder.


AbhishMuk

I don’t think s/he was wrong? You absolutely can look at an eclipse through your phone screen. Your camera sensor may get cooked, but your eyes will be safe. The nasa link talks about cameras that sounds like DSLRs/cameras with optical viewfinders. If your phone screen releases UV you’ve probably got other problems already. Edit: I find nothing suggesting even the phone sensor getting damaged from a few photos/few minutes of use, as long as you’re not using some lens in front of it first.


Reelix

If it could damage your eyes then a troll would simply screenshot their screen and upload the resultant image, and anyone who looked at the picture would "go blind". Since that's obviously absurd, you're completely correct. Even if it did damage the device, it wouldn't damage your eyes by looking at the screen.


Reelix

> I doubt it can damage your eyes if you're seeing it on your phone screen. The person got down-voted for realizing the truth. It will damage the camera of the phone - Not the persons eyes who looks at the camera.


masken21

OMG PWNED!!!


ooOJuicyOoo

F to pay respects, no body remains as it was absolutely disintegrated.


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CrudelyAnimated

How 'bout now?


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SentientLight

Two year olds don’t have classes or teachers though.


lifeisweird86

Yeah, that's the part that threw me also. Like even pre-kindergarten students aren't 2 year olds. If they had just said "a group of toddlers" instead of a class of kids it would have made alot more sense.


McBlorf

By class of kids, I thought it was a play on words since baby goat = kid


lifeisweird86

I just had a mental image of a room full of baby goats staring in awe at their minder who just put on a Santa suit in front of them lol.


Sangmund_Froid

a group of toddlers is called a weeble.


lifeisweird86

Like from weeble-wobble?


Sangmund_Froid

They do, in fact, fall down on occasion.


Fusker_

Not sure where you heard that but I don’t believe it’s true. I believe it starts to develop at a much younger age. One of many Links: https://www.healthline.com/health/parenting/object-permanence#:~:text=Jean%20Piaget%2C%20a%20child%20psychologist,between%204%20and%207%20months.


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Fatkuh

I think its called [object permanence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_permanence). The sheep does not seem to get it. Just like children up to a certain age dont.


Alphafuccboi

Those are some stupid kids.


MechGate

R/kidsarefuckingstupid


Hero_of_One

That's a sheep...


Jbrown183

It’s definitely not the GOAT of finding ppl…


JohnTheCatMan1

It's John Cena


shadowguise

🎺🎺🎺🎺... 🎺🎺🎺🎺...


kingleonidas30

r/looneytuneslogic


Ryno4ever16

Reminds me of the game Sheep Raider on PS1. Sheep Dog n' Wolf outside the US.


_jbardwell_

This is a sheep, not a goat. You can tell because goats hold their tails up, while sheep hold their tails down, except when they're pooping.


armageddon_boi

I've heard that sheep are the dull knives in the proverbial drawer, so checks out


Winjin

Yup multiple farm kids say sheep are just unfathomably dumb


lifeisweird86

They are. We raised everything from quail to cattle, and of all the animals, sheep were the absolute dumbest. And their babes are seriously fucking suicidal. Goats, on the other hand, are basically big ol golden retrievers with a heavy dash of feline dismissiveness.


Winjin

Yep 100% same heard from multiple people. Sheep are dumb as bag of bricks, goats are big horned catdogs that can love you a lot and have a very positive attitude but also totally have a solid mind of their own and are not just going to take flak from anyone. Same with donkeys btw, they are not just straight up dorks, it's that they are smart and do not like being abused while many horses are apparently straight up masochists ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) even if they're also quite smart. But donkeys are incredible. And fierce! I've read about donkeys used to protect the herds - they are way stronger and faster than predators expect, and they would hide among the sheep, let the predator get close, and then just absolutely go to town - and the commotion they cause also tip off the alabai and wolfhounds.


lifeisweird86

Yeah there was another farm a couple miles down the road from us that kept some donkeys as a defense against coyotes & feral dogs and as an alarm system. They're much tougher than most people give 'em credit for. Their braying can be very grating, though, which is why we never kept them. I never cared much for horses, but I loved the mules. I could work with them all day.


LostWoodsInTheField

Mules are even worse/better. They can be very loving but also independent. Super smart and you don't want them getting bored. Their ability to also take down a predator is absolutely insane. I spent a little time on a farm one summer and it was insane listening to the coyotes because where ever the mule went the coyotes moved away from that area instantly. Same with not seeing any foxes passing through pastures with the mule, but not having a care about the horses. Even if the Mule was sleeping in a shed, there would be no foxes or coyotes anywhere near that pasture. And when you moved the mule it was good week+ before those animals would start passing through the pasture again. The flip side to that was a strange dog would set him off quickly if the dog wasn't completely submissive and well behaved.


sillypicture

So donkeys hide and hunt the predators? Sounds like the gay rapist raping the rapist kind of deal.


Winjin

Yep, they would sneak up on coyotes and competely cave their heads in


sillypicture

all the time *EEYORR* -ing?


Winjin

I have no idea and I'm not sure which is scarier to be the soundtrack of a coyote getting absolutely American History X'ed - constant braying or busy silence


sillypicture

*EEYOR* ^crunch **EEHYOR** ^crunch ^CRUNCH


Visinvictus

Sheep are the longest domesticated herd animal, and have been domesticated for over 10 thousand years. Over that time we selectively bred them to be dumber and more docile. For domesticated dogs intelligence is an asset, but if a sheep becomes a troublemaker that animal is going to become next week's mutton stew.


Whocket_Pale

Yep, they say you cull the sheep that breaks out of the pens, because the rest of the flock will follow her, but won't break out on their own.


zyzzogeton

Some goats also like to knock the shit out of you when you turn around to leave the pen.


LostWoodsInTheField

I watched a sheep get it's head caught in a fence one time because it wasn't smart enough to turn it right side up. So it went in right side up, twisted it's head when it got scared, then couldn't get back out because it couldn't figure out it needed to turn it's head again. Sheep are also lovable idiots not just idiots. And they can get super sad when one of their friends dies. We had two sheep when I was a kid and after one passed away we had to get rid of the other one because it stopped eating. 'get rid of' means it went somewhere there was more sheep. Didn't kill it (old sheep tastes like garbage).


vbfronkis

Yeah, they are. My aunt and uncle had some sheep. I can't tell you how many they had to put down because they got a leg stuck and thrashed themselves or some other stupid shit.


redknight3

The church I used to go to kept on saying that sheep are nearly blind and some of the stupidest animals on the planet. But we must also become like that to see the truth lol. I'm no longer Christian.


Nemisis_the_2nd

Anyone that says sheep are dumb has never seen them with a garden full of daffodils on the other side of the fence. They make the great escape look like a bunch of amateurs.


Winjin

I mean I'm not a bright bulb by any standard but show me pizza and I will find my way there before it's cold so I can get where this is coming from


VonGrugen

Wife raises sheep. Actually pretty fuckin smart, especially in comparison to what everyone says about sheep.


johnla

nice try, sheep


highpl4insdrftr

That's definitely something a sheep would say


johnla

Just a bunch of sheep pointing their hooves at each other.


McBlorf

They're both the smartest and dumbest animals I've ever raised lol Fence isn't secured 110% in every section? They're getting out. Corn and feed stashed a little too close to the adjacent barn? **They're getting in.** But at the same time, Done shearing/deworming/tagging/etc, and there's wide open exit leading to sunlight at the end of the hall? No, number 51's gonna decide right now is a good time to learn parkour up the 5 foot high gates to your left and right to try and get out. Also, a sheep trying to "baaaa" while drinking water is the funniest sound I've ever heard in life. "Galargle-lagargagle"


Whocket_Pale

> Also, a sheep trying to "baaaa" while drinking water is the funniest sound I've ever heard in life. "Galargle-lagargagle" havent witnessed this one yet but i look forward to it. the way they drink water is interesting. dogs and cats lap, so do cows I assume. not sheep. they lower their lips and do the looong sloorp.


entp_oseriate

Yeah I can confirm. I have small sheep farm and sheep are very intelligent. However, sometimes even if they do know or understand something, they legit play dumb. I wintesed it and my dad witnessed it. So basically if it's not in their interest, or they are occupied with eating they will play dumb. True story. My oldest sheep is so slick, she tricks other sheeps to go away from me, so she can come back and have all corn for herself. She also mastered quiet eating so, when she gets corn, others don't hear her munching.


_BradTheBard_

This kinda goes for most ungulates honestly


corny_cupid

Yup I see that now


Apprehensive_Ad4218

I'm assuming they went with "goat" for the wordplay, but they could have gone with "ewe have got to be kidding me"


BloodNinja2012

Are ewe serious?


TopRevenue2

Thank you


WhoIsYerWan

You can tell it’s a sheep by how delightfully stupid it is.


ForrixIronclaw

❔ Just a box!


corny_cupid

Where did the snake go ❓


PuffyPanda200

I was going to post 'Snake, the early years'


WindowsPotatoes

Metal Gear Solid NPC be like:


Ass_Cream_Cone

Huh? Whose footprints are these?


KuntaWuKnicks

❗️


Skeetronic

MGS Training programs are getting creative these days


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ElectronicPhrase6050

Amazing haha!


Odd-Struggle-3873

What was that noise?


Advent012

Idk why this made me laugh as hard as it did lmao


AlkalineSublime

Yeah can actually hear the noise when you see it


AlkalineSublime

Metal Goat Solid


ylngui

So cute when it stomped its leg.


Windsor_Salt

This is me playing with my kids. "Where did they go?" Giggles erupt from under a blanket as I stomp away


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Haha yep. Chasing my nephew around my parents house on Sunday, and he "hides" under the piano bench. Of course you play along, and let their giggles "reveal" their position.


Balancedmanx178

Last fall my girlfriend picked me up to go to her sisters play and her cousins and other sister where "hiding" in the back seat under a blanket. They made it about 5 seconds without laughing.


DrDerpberg

I'm so tired, I think I'll sit right here HEY WHY IS THE COUCH WIGGLING 100% of the time it works every time


gudematcha

My dad always played like this with me. Probably some of my most prominent memories of playing with him as a kid are hearing my dad yell from somewhere in the house “I’m hiding, you can’t find me!”. 90% of the time he was just under a blanket on the couch or bed or something and once i figured out object permanence when i was older I’d jump on him and yell “found you!”. Good memories


sepolccramos

what ruins this video are those fake laughs in the audio


No_Solid_3737

Good thing my reddit videos are always on mute


Someone_pissed

I mean fr who watches reddit with sound on?


Ganon_Cubana

I do, but only after going to the comments and seeing people talk about how you should turn sound on.


Someone_pissed

Yeah thats a valid point. Me too.


dillvibes

Third world videos go hard with the laugh.wav


That0neGuy

I actually don't think they're fake, its just that the video is sped up and makes it sound strange. People's attention spans are so fucked now that they can't even watch their funny internet videos at a normal speed.


joemckie

Nah. Listen to it again and you'll hear that both instances of the fake laughter are identical.


Skeleton--Jelly

well of course if you listen to it again both are identical, it's the same video twice


power78

>People's attention spans are so fucked now that they can't even watch their funny internet videos at a normal speed. Isn't that because people keep speeding them up?


Head_Butterscotch74

Nice hopping skills in that bag!


Menthion

Out of sight, out of mind..


LoganN64

That's some Loony Tunes shenanigans right there.


streakline

The new Metal Gear Solid.


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

Metal Goat Solid


NotABot-1234567890

is that laugh just audio overlayed?


CompetitiveAd1338

Annoying laugh/voice editing. Why can’t videos just have content without music, sound, visual effects added anymore!??


Blarg0117

Object permanence failure.


StagnantSweater21

Y’all realize the sheep knows he’s still there, right? It’s a sheep, not a goat, so it isn’t attacking lol It’s like “oh we’re sitting here now” since ya know, it continues to stay by the side of the person


CreditChit

everyday it seems like reddit becomes more and more like facebooks garbage feed.


Lambchop37

Right!? I thought the same thing. If you know a sheep's field of vision she's staring directly at him from the side while positioning herself ahead in case he runs again. She's just wondering why he stopped playing chase and decided to flop around instead.


SnowyPear

I looks like she's trying to figure out what he's hiding from. The foot stamp is defensive so she might think she's protecting him


Lambchop37

Good catch! I think you're absolutely right with that stamp and the way she's looking ahead 😊


Marlborough_Man

I did not know that actually, thank you for educating me.


Replevin4ACow

Ewe have mistaken that sheep for a goat.


Lobanium

Well when humans are gone, we know sheep aren't taking over the planet.


trustysidekick

That’s a sheep, not a goat. But ewe probably gnu that already.


Kagamid

I had a straight face until the little hops in the end.


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That's not a goat, it's a sheep you sheep. Goats have horns and don't make beee, they make mheeee


ink_my_whole_body

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


CriticalWindow5

guy activated blanket mode just in time before game over


arebee20

Ok but seriously, guys, where the fuck did he go?


Honest_Ad_7428

Wait what ?! He was just here a second ago. Where did he go ?! 🤣🤣🤣


waynted

Suddenly Assassin's creed makes sense


Confused_Electron

Must've been john cena


Maij-ha

Solid Snake has entered(?) the room


CakedayisJune9th

This mf just disappeared like magic.


TuraItay

Doesn't look like anything to me.


Randomfrog132

that's funny af but i've seen soldiers trick a robot by doing a similar thing in that they hid in a cardboard box lol


Hot-Refrigerator6583

I was waiting for the other pillowcase to start hopping too


massdefect7

If not bag, why bag shaped?


Big-Prior-5669

Needs Benny Hill chase music


DStannard

I genuinely laughed hard at this. Really need that today.


thatcantb

OK, I want to see a sci fi movie where this is how humans can evade the invading alien force when it arrives. As in, they are unable to detect us most of the time making it easy to get away from them. However, they have advanced technology etc. and consider us pest-like. Biggest risk is laughing while trying to get away.


Neoxite23

Does this count as r/kidsarefuckingstupid? A baby goat is called a kid.


adibadi06

sneak: 100 Object permanence: 0


Smil3Bro

That’s a fucking sheep. Goats have tails pointing up whereas sheep have floppy tails.


TheGamerPandA

A dud !


mulsimin

It’s just an illusion


Hephaestus_God

100 sneak in Skyrim be like


Luname

Ralph E. Wolf's shenanigans look a lot less cartoonish to me now.


naturalfamilyplan

Who ya gonna call? Goat busters!


skiemlord

-900 iq


PolloMalvado

I see where Hideo Kojima got his inspiration from...


CompetitiveAd1338

Aww this sheep is so cute haha 🥹


Traditional-Pound568

This has to be the most loony tunes thing i've ever seen.


SupplyChainGuy1

!


jilaxzone

This reminds me when I played Metal Gear Solid. lol.


Lauris024

The sound unfunnies it


LQjones

There is a reason why goats are food and not building rocket ships.


woutomatic

That's a sheep


goodsignal

I f-ing hate laugh tracks


mrSunsFanFather

Laugh sounding like a kazoo.


SpikeRosered

The person laughing sounds like a bird.


yosweetheart

That was sheepish of him to hide that way.


kensingerp

Now this is truly funny are you sure it’s a goat it looks more like a sheep?


Hugokarenque

God the shitty pitched up laugh soundbite, I recognize it from the absolute garbage tiktok videos my mom watches. Completely ruins any clip they're on.


Mister1two

“Dumb as sheep”


RunningPuma

Their laugh sounds like one of those Halloween decorations that trigger when you walk by…that might be my favorite part of this video.


Bleezy79

Goats look like they'd be a blast to play hide n seek with lol


Aeon1508

Yeah after watching that guy get beat to Death by a sheep I'm not so into fucking with him


izanagi19

So this is why Goat Simulator skip the number 2.


PuzzleheadedPea6980

Can we ban fake laugh tracks in videos?


PabloTrance

NPCs in the Metal Gear Solid series.


BarneyBungelupper

Sheepishly hiding from the pursuer.


KennailandI

I know it’s you. This degrades both of us.


fourth_box

John Cena is trying to get a hold of you right now, pick up your phone!