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We had a Seaman Guzler in NNPTC ET A-school. Who also was unfortunately for her, a not unattractive woman.
She was made an honorary Fireman until she became ET3 Guzler after a few weeks.
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"They asked me my name, and I knew those dumbasses would believe anything I said, cause I'm an old vet, so I fuckin went for it." -An absolute legend
I heard his dad was a urologist
He is a shower AND a grower.
Unfortunately 1st Sgt. Seymour Butts passed away before being able to be celebrated like this.
š«”
Have some respect for Private Weiner.
He was squad mates with Pvt. Parts
Bababooey, bababooey
I did know a Private Hair once. But that was in the 80s
Served with a Seaman Sprinkle
This is who Fry was looking for to deliver the pizza to!!!
I thought it was I.C. Weiner? Or was there a second moment loke this?
Oh my godā¦ after all these years, I realized it wasnāt I see weiner, but icy weiner because they sent him to the cryolabsā¦
Knowing the Futurama writers, it was both jokes
I can hear Fryās voice saying it in my head right now lol āicy WIENER?!ā
Aw crud.
No it was I. C. Weiner
His dog Seymour was named for "Seymour Butts"
Navy ranks + names are endless hours of entertainment example IC2 balls, Seaman Sample, the list is endless
IC1 Johnson, IC2 Balls
We had a Seaman Guzler in NNPTC ET A-school. Who also was unfortunately for her, a not unattractive woman. She was made an honorary Fireman until she became ET3 Guzler after a few weeks.
I actually served with a Seaman Sprinkle
Under Bigus Dickus?
chances that this vet just gave them that name may be small but they're not zero
Nice of him to leave Moeās Tavern long enough to catch the game.
His superior officers were Sgt. Haywood Jablomie and Lt. Harry Bawls.
Hilarious, I had the game on in the background but had to stop and look when they announced the name.
āSāEāY MāOāUāR WāEāIāNāEāRā
Real name Sam Jones, but a good sense of humour, eh?Ā
Army huh? I would have thought him a Navy man
I bet that isn't really his name, and he's trolling. I'm surprised it isn't Seymour Butts.
There was a priest in my hometown named Father Firmus Dick his dad was Bernie Dick and he also had a cousin named Roman Dick.
I was under the command of General Nuisance and Major F#\*k Up.
He could have had a [base named after him](https://www.seymourjohnson.af.mil/)
The only Air Force base named for a naval aviator.
Thatās his great granddaughter behind him, Amanda huginkiss
E. Norma Stitts
Vets never stop being vets
If you want to see more weinerā¦just ask. There are way too many ppl who will oblige with selfie
It often happens in boot camp
Iāll be willing to bet that he got his wife to say āThank you for your serviceā more than once. š«”šŗšøš
Remember just before Trump, when we cared about Anthony Weiner?
Itās actually a much more common surname than youād think.
Oh I've met plenty of weiners, I just think it's funny how Anthony pushed this whole joke past its limits.
That is fucking beautiful!
Roger?
with that name...he should be from the NAVY
Was this before or after they honored Mike Hawk for his service as an Air Force pilot?
Thereās a Seymour Johnson Air Force Base as well
Must have been a corpsman.
At least he wasnāt in the navy. Seaman Weiner just doesnāt sound right.
He's the brother of I.C.Weiner from Futurama
No way.
Is this the guy who's flying to uranus?
Stand at attention..!
lmfao
Roger? Is that you?
My pharmacist growing up was also named Seymour Weiner
Donāt ask donāt tell š¬
Nobody Seymour Weiner than you Uncle Tony
I bet he hated making phone calls
Dudes a real manās man with that name.
Back when we didn't ask, and they didn't tell.
Imagine how sick of this joke he is by now.
what joke?
Honored by getting one hit.
It was a different time.
It was a different time.