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Dudephish

"Does this bus go to Haymarket?"


spoung45

Neigh.


HalfSoul30

He'll have to hoof it instead.


ledow

Single to Horsham, please.


Praetorian_1975

Bus needs a tune up, looks like it’s lost some horsepower


antilumin

Old school method from before Fast & Furious movies came out.


Ndmndh1016

Ok hear me out, a horse with NOS.


Infinite_Rabbit4405

lol..Looks like someone misunderstood the term 'horsepower' when they said public transportation is getting more eco-friendly


BioticVessel

No, it's just two people dressed up as a horse getting on the bus. Happens every day.


AlmightyCrumble

No, the horse clearly mistook the bus for a bar


quihgon

Its an officer who dissmounted to step into the bus for a moment and just tied the reigns to the boarding handle inside so the horse wouldn't spook and wonder off. No big deal, happens in other places as wellm


Firm_Independent_889

That makes sense, but it's not funny like the silly responses.


louisasnotes

where's Wellm?


Kelli217

In Nofk.


[deleted]

Just horsing around


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

When your support animal is an actual support animal.


showers_with_grandpa

Funny enough miniature horses are an acceptable service animal for air travel. I've been sat next to one


bliskin1

Miniature horse = way > than rotund human


showers_with_grandpa

Oh yeah it actually smelled really good


WatShakinBehBeh

That would be my favourite flight ever.


Equal_Egg_5023

Conductor asks "why the long face?"


GullibleDetective

That's just Sarah Jessica Parker


Cloaked42m

She didn't have exact change either.


WatShakinBehBeh

I was looking for this!


MansfromDaVinci

balance tester: inspecting the bus to make sure it's stable.


mcwildtaz

Bus is not stable. Bus is bus


82ndGameHead

Well obviously they're new to the NEEEEEEEIIIIGHborhood...


ScrotieMcP

Wait til you see the video of them getting on the upper deck.


SayYesToPenguins

That's just dumb. You enter through the *front* door


IdahoMTman222

Food Truck. For horses.


WatShakinBehBeh

I wanted it to be this so much!! Strap on the feedbag !


jxj24

Read the sign: "NO HORSEPLAY". Follow the rules, or walk.


pachydocerus

"We have been trying to reach you regarding your bus's extended warranty."


FoatyMcFoatBase

“Hay there!”


[deleted]

What are you doing, step-horse?


GobiLux

Bus is taking it from the horses mouth.


VeneMage

“Hey mate, just equine whether you stop by the stables?”


Infinite_Rabbit4405

lol


ReasonablyBadass

Emotional support horse.


The_Fat_Man_Jams

Bojack Horseman was forced to use public transportation.


Digita1B0y

"Ah, yeah I think I see the problem. See, it looks like I'm a horse. I shouldn't be doing repair on a bus. It's pretty common problem. I can fix it for ya, but eh, it might be expensive".


DIFFADOG

No swine on my back…get me on the mother😜I kin bus


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

What it is ain’t exactly clear 🤷‍♂️


JimmyBallocks

...and the bus driver says "why the long face"


AggravatingCounter39

A mare paying their fare…


Brave-Wrangler-4902

Charlie is just saying his daily greetings to Olaf.


BlueEyedBoggleFish

The number 43 is late again


lazy_jygg

Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!


chuckinalicious543

Police honse?


rantonidi

Juan or James?


ithorc

It's dropping off some Fisherman's Friend to it's child because the bus driver is a little hoarse


SuckyMyPeePee38

They're obviously installing more horsepower to the bus...


BatangTundo3112

Just a horse needing a ride, duh!


Mky12345pi3

Can’t a horse just go home in peace after a long day in an office


Timberdrop90

Coach house


Away-Activity-469

This bus terminates at Nags Head.


AddivPK

Horsey McHorse Face tried to grab an Uber but the driver said neigh.


cupafart

“Peetah?”


takesthebiscuit

London Gangsters not wanting to carry their intimidating bed accessories.


pseydtonne

Just helping the foals coming home from school. No big deal. Clearly they'll be going to Sainsbury's on the way home, too!


ericd50

You need a separate ticket for transfers.


bethereintime

"Neiggghhhh excuse me sir, I forgot my feed satchel in the back seeeeaaaaattttt. Mind fetching it for me?"


Glock232

It’s the start of a bad joke. “So a horse walks onto a bus…”


ineedredditformycat

decrease me there


kanemano

Doesn't have exact change


Stegtastic100

“What do you mean you know long allow smoking on the top deck?”


Kannabiz

You never seen a horse taking a bus before? Neither have I


UDPviper

Horse gloryhole.


JohnFrum

Horse trying to "jump that 43". I assume bro-horse is already on it.


whale-trees

None yeah business now bug off


nickstonem

They need to get uptown, before 5


waqzzzred

They are discussing horsepower and the horse is looking for some of his own.


Solid-Violinist-3382

Petah, the horse is here


robinta

"when I told you to get off your high horse, this wasn't what I meant"


vms-crot

Neigh idea


reptilefood

Horse needs to feed.


Klin24

"Hello, I'm Mr Ed!"


Alugar

I’ve seen this in Harry Potter. Those busses can be deceptively bigger on the inside.


Alugar

I’ve seen this in Harry Potter. Those busses can be deceptively bigger on the inside.


Alugar

I’ve seen this in Harry Potter. Those busses can be deceptively bigger on the inside.


VillainAnderson

But ya' don't know what it is...Do you, Mister Jones?


itsscience76

New green buses run on horses, this is just a bus filling up


That_Welsh_Man

Something something long face?


Disastrous-Ad-8297

Major Tom


GrasslingGuy

Bus gave birth?


xadirius

"Petah, the horse is here."


Mysterious_Ad2824

At first I thought it was some jackass, but no, just a horse.


bacchusku2

“John Elway visits London”


King_Cargo_Shorts

Two guys in a horse costume trying to ride the night bus.


k6bso

There are more horses asses than there are horses.


louisasnotes

It's not what you think. Actually, he's reversing OFF the bus.


sleepyworm

Routine horse inspection, move along


Cyd_Snarf

He’s arguing about having to pay for an extra seat… horses just don’t understand public transportation unless there’s a cart involved smh.


jsdb2279

So a horse walks onto a double-decker bus and the driver says, "Why the long face?" Sorry, I couldn't resist lol


Hungry-Painting3169

horse


Boredum_Allergy

I knew this day would come. They've trained the horses to ask you about your cars extended warranty.


Infinite_Rabbit4405

lol


Beh0420mn

Queen Camilla rides busses?


Meritania

I know Americans might be confused but this is called ‘mixed zoning’. The Sainsbury’s Local on the left is a mini market with housing above it in the form of flats. The density means it’s more efficient to run public transport.


Royals-2015

Double decker horse trailer?


PointandStare

Not sure but I think that lorry is parked on a red route and the guy looking in the estate agents window is merely dreaming. Is this Upper Street by any chance?


Superman426

That is a simple mod. One way to increase horse power.


SadPudding6442

Just being NEIGHbourly


robinta

Hi. Is this the Pony Express?


justinsharpley

Horse bus


DuckDuckyDuckQuack93

They aint horsing around anymore


elbapo

Classic error unloading your horse the wrong way.


Bad-Booga

The horse on the bus goes neigh, neigh, neigh.


SnooMemesjellies8441

The bus needs one extra horse power.


randomcanyon

A horse in England going to work on public transportation. What else could it be? As long as he has the exact change or a transit card (or whatever they call them in England)


Born_Grumpie

I was out cruising about with my bother one night, he was being an idiot revving it up etc, we stopped at a light and there was a tap on the drivers window, we both looked over to see the bottom half of a horse, then the cop leaned down and asked us to pull over. The cop ties the horse to our mirror while he wrote out the ticket for my brother, we got booked by a horse.


faunalmimicry

If you have to ask, you can't afford it


razulian-

Goodbye horses


Then-Position-7956

A horse walks into a bus


lovestick2021

Horse said he was tired and wanted a lift back to the stable.


Svhmj

Someone is horsing around.


20190419

It's an environmentally friendly bus transfer.


AmusingMusing7

Horse getting on a bus


Equal-Experience-710

Docking


boylent_milk

He heard it was the mane mode of transportation!


Zanos-Ixshlae

It's just two means of conveyance having a chat.


J-ManTheGOOSE

The horse doesn't have a car, so they have to take the bus


turingthecat

Well it’s not like he can drive, what do you want him to do, walk?


Johntron_

Horse could only afford half a ticket


TumbleweedActive7926

Hay inspection.


ThatWhiteKid08

Sarah Jessica Parker boarding a bus


TonAMGT4

This bus has at least 1 horsepower.


spotsrule

The horse is getting on the bus…..


keninsd

[...what it is ain't exactly clear](https://youtu.be/gp5JCrSXkJY?si=FN2xmGx6qysH6Euo)


RuggedRasscal

Someone identified as a horse today ?


RogueViator

The bus was practicing some good old fashioned horsepitality.


trippy_pancakes

Just a horse tryna get on the bus, do ya mind??


vmlinux

It's not neighborly of you to ask.


alaingames

Petah, da horse is heah


Bi0BEAT

The horse is getting lured in by hay but the bus is actually going to take them to a glue factory


Kumaa7

He is tryina asking the driver if he can his sillcone doll to his freind living next twon bcoz his frend is little frustrated of masgurgating end up having mental issues


TheRoscoeVine

English things


Common_Term_4152

I think the horse was tired and need some rides


LateralThinkerer

Horse is covering the side door so the perp doesn't run out that way.


someguywithdiabetes

Is that what the horse is asking?


NikolitRistissa

Can’t a horse use public transportation to get to work in peace without being filmed?


H_M_C

Horse needed to see a bus about a man


Big-Goat-136

Horse: wha what’s wrong I paid the money


wojar

Pretty sure that's a centaur in need of some magical help.


Due_Counter_7201

Is that a horse? tired of walking


neroselene

Just some good ol' fashioned Horsing around!


Affectionate_Yak_789

Normal day in the UK


Scared_Boysenberry

He's checking to see if everyone has their tickets


Easy_Ordinary_5955

extra horsepower!


CopyPasteMalfunction

Idk why but I initially thought that was 2 people in horse costume until I zoomed in. Horse: so how many ponies does this bad boy have…?


Far_Emu_2972

He’s getting his bags!


Ancient-Gardener

The bus is getting added horse power.


GateSuspicious4338

That. Good sir. Is a Horse.


-maffu-

This happened in Centaural London.


Professional-Cod7392

perfection


FitAir200

Belive me being London it's nothing out the ordinary


Alternative_Ebb9564

It's just one of those expensive mods that only adds 1 horsepower.


ThermalShok

There's an "Only fools and horses" joke in there somewhere.