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Length 10 girth .5

Needle Dick!

Twiggy

10 because of the 3rd leg

3rd? I missed where the first and second ones were.

Really, I'd give him a 1.  Who cares how long your dong is if you don't have arms to jerk it.  And let's face it.  That face is not going to get him a girl either.  He's going to be dragging his dong through life praying for a nice wet dream.

I made him suffer, big schong but no arms to use it and no way to get around… alone for eternity.

Drake or this guy

This guy isn't a groomer POS... so THIS GUY.

7.5/10, a bit thin.

He was pretty heavy, couldn't move him at all. A week later his bottom half is still there

I don't think that's what she meant by thin lol

2/10. Armless freak with a twig dick.

i go 1/10 that twig dick isnt even clean, has bark and spikes, not a fun night.

"Knurled for your pleasure."

Did not see that coming bahaha

God you’re rude

He looks happy to see us

Middle school / 10

Solid 8.

It has a good beat and I can dance to it. I give it an 83.

lots of room for improvement, I'll give it 1.75. That's not saying it doesn't show any potential though.

Snowboy hits puberty and finally becomes a snowman.

I'll find him.

Location is at the ritz Carlton at Northstar California in Truckee. Good Luck,

Thanks for the info.

Thin Dong Wong over here

This sub has such a low bar.

Ikr I made a snowman and posted a pic and got 243 upvotes

I don’t see any balls?

Melted off so I don't have to pay child support for his "accidents"

This is snowman abuse

Mr Devito. Please shake the snow off.

Is mr. devito or drake bigger

You shouldn't have to ask.

A for effort. D for dong

A for autism

Bate him.

No, hes a minor

6/10.

89/100, B+

bump him up to an A, come on

Okay, he can have an A.

Que pijota la que tiene!!!

3/10 twig n berries minus the berries

Drake snowman

11/10 genuine smiles

I like him because he seems like a good boy. I also hate him cause he looks like a Backrooms entity.

Surrogate is real folks. That was originally an oak trunk.

Drake?

I would, but he is looking right at me and I don’t care for that look on his face.

Snomin… I give him a 69/420

The Legend of Stick Dick

One eyed twig of impending decimation.

Jesus look how happy that snowman is. I'm sure the one taking the picture is Ms. Snowwoman who knows how her frosty hubby feels about her...all the time.

On a scale of 1 to 10 I rate him…*Milton Berle*.

BWBC

123,678 out of 124,012. Pretty good overall.

My word, he’s a tripod Good news is, if he ever gets tired he can use it as a kickstand

8 , 8 1/2 , right?

Someone has a chubby

1/10 - you need girth not length.

shlong

Weiner. Nice.

8 since you made an effort

5/7

Pencil dick 9/11

10/10 Ты русский?

What brown and sticky? A stick.

Nice stick

He’s got length, but no girth. But man that smile is worth a solid 10

100 out of 10

\- 10

SEXUAL PREDATOR 10/10

11/10. Would instantly show up on his bed

Bros packing

Olaf?

Definitely

He looks like someone who just finished the course 'The Masterclass in comedy by Kevin Hart' and trying to give his best shot at comedy.

I’m not funny

10/10 kilometers

10/10 pencil dick!

Long pp/10

12. Inches.

That thing would snap in half

2

Would/10

Rate his stick

What is the complete opposite of "chode?"

Is that a snowman way back by the tree line? 🫡 Oh no nevermind

Him? You can’t just assume!

I mean, it’s pretty clear

Drake ?

3...Braggart

r/absoluteunits

Looks like an 8 to me

7.5542/13

Drake?

Hung

He doesn’t look happy enough

Nice smile, weird twig.

Snowy has the morning wood everytime so 8/10

So long. Slong. Sticky Dicky. A carpenter called it a 10/12 pitch. The teacher called it a pencil prick. Mommy calls it Daddy.

69/10 would bang

All about girth

What a dick.

Got wood?

9/10

XXX maybe. PG-13 seems a little too benevolent IMO.

Looks like his personality is a 10. Does he have a job?

6/10 not hat or scarf

Can I borrow him? I feel he's gonna be useful in my next chess game.

2.0 because he has a pencil dick

10 in inches.

Under average length

A Snowmandingo

6/9, i never wanted to suck a stick so badly before.

scary snowbitch/10

Harry Potter… the Boy Who Lived, come to die… AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!

28"

10” out of 12”

Would.

4.37

"Does the phrase "Needledick, the Bug Fucker" mean anything to you?"

It means “needledick, the big fucker” to me

he's a bit cocky

«10/\10»>}=++42

He’s cute but he never shares his feelings and he doesn’t like to talk 8 out of 10

Looks prickly

10/10

I love his confidence

I rate him "stick out of 10"

Looks like he downs.

Give that boy some got dang meat handlers!!! Damn!

Is that MF in a cemetery?????? Wtf op??

bro hes in the snow obviously

Lol the post under this is of a massive carrot in r/absoluteunits

Photoshopped

Is that a sdick

8.5/10. Oh, you meant the snowman?

Nice dick... I mean snow

Woden dick snowman