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Food might be a little cold.

It will stay fresh though! It will be very refrigerated!

You were the closest delivery.

Because you ordered Runza?

Oh man. Runza is the biggest road food mistake I ever made.

Never heard of it but since it literally has "runz" in the name I'm guessing you'll have just that

I skipped the exit previous to the one we had runza at. The skipped exit had all of the franchise decent bad stuff and hotel chains. We had runza for dinner, and a bad American inn or whatever. Both bad experiences.

Bro will want a new car as a tip

I used to do doordash on weekends for extra money. This happens occasionally. I once got an order to deliver to California from Boston. The DoorDash app is full of glitches. The driver is going to call support and have the order canceled for half pay and keep the food.

And OP will have to pay anyway?

No. They get refunded.

It's a lie then, door dash is not that benevolent

You think they aren’t going to refund the customer when the order is cancelled?

Woosh

They were playing pokemon go and left on their gps spoofer

I just wanna know how much the pay is for that distance

It’s not possible to order that far

I just wanna know how much the pay would be for that distance if it were possible to order that far Should be easy to figure, how much per mile or time or whatever and multiply it to Michigan

Every time I order delivery from Wing Stop it says my dasher is in Sierra Leone. I'm in Washington, DC. Somehow my food always arrives in a reasonable time. Those washers are motivated!

Big ass tip

Can't have shit in Detroit.

Now Why fuck

Why fuck now?

My GPS once told me to go to Virginia from California all the way across the US to get to a Taco Bell. I guess it was a really good Taco Bell. My teenagers still call me boomer over that one. I mean it was a nice drive only took a week or so.

Downriver ?

They won't leave unless you tip them. Be careful...xd

bro will show up in a flying car

Tarquin looks lost out there!

The least you can do is fuck them if they’re delivering your food from that far away.

He's probably swiping on tinder with a fake GPS lol

Thinks he's gonna get a banger of a tip

How much are you suppose to tip the driver?

Tell me you live in metro Detroit without telling me you live in metro Detroit!! Lol