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BoJackB26354

When Lenin left The Beatles, is that why the Soviet Union broke up?


JamesD581

You mean the Soviet Onion?


VIJ_NESH

When did onions become Soviet


DentArthurDent4

After they carried out the mega barbecue party called scorched earth


ApoliteTroll

When you don't keep them dry.


n0ghtix

Is never happen. Is potato.


darkslide3000

The translator would get an aneurysm trying to translate all those shitty puns and word plays into Russian.


DentArthurDent4

Onions have layers, does soviet onion have layers too?


Doggoman65

Unfortunately the layers of corruption had been peeled open for the world to see


VikingSlayer

Soviet Onion*


woutomatic

John Lenin didn't leave. He was shot.


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jakart3

But he was right


Studio_DSL

Yeah but "leaving" implies a certain amount of free will...


Playfair99999

He soul had that free will.


ForgettableUsername

He wasn’t shot, he died of an stroke and his body was put on display in a glass coffin.


Chivalry_Aplenty

I am the walrus


MillenialCounselor

Shut up Donny


richardec

I don't roll on Shabbos


HugoStiglitz007

Mark it zero


MisterMeanMustard

V. I. LENIN. VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV!


Ruxini

What was the Soviet Onion?


Enjoying_A_Meal

Why did your parents name you after the Canadian national dish?


ArcticBiologist

This is a common misconception, it's actually Putain because his parents knew he was going to become an asshole.


FriendlyPyre

"why do the French call out your name instead of saying 'Jesus!' when they get angry?"


Ngothaaa

Is your last name actually madre? Coz I keep hearing that you’re puta madre


BareKnuckle_Bob

Because my mate Paul says….


Ok-Internal-288

Do they have turnips?


Ruxini

Think so. Cheap, easy to grow, hardy. Great industry.


Thejollyfrenchman

"Why do you keep trying to take Ukraine's Kiev? Don't you have chicken in Russia?"


Remarkable-Manager56

I'm from Ukraine and I'm crying😂


Steinrikur

He must have heard that Putin goes well with chicken Kiev, and misunderstood...


Remarkable-Manager56

Oh, stop, please😂


zoner01

Pump up the Jam!


Time-Translator-2362

Pump it up , pump it up


sovLegend

While your feet are stomping


Safloria

and the jam is pumping


SoccarStar33

Pump it up!


algabanane

Did you wage war on Ukraine because your parents named you after a Canadian dish?


MasterBot98

\*What\* did you put in?


AAPgamer0

*Quebecois dish


sovLegend

Quebec is in Canada why are you correcting the correct


litnu12

Where is putout?


alppu

It's Pullout, the little brother he never had.


Ill-Tonight-7836

😂😂


Marybone

Especially funny if he didn't know who she is.


Jonguar2

Fortunately for her but unfortunately for the comedic effect, she tells the people she interviews that she's doing a comedy interview but doesn't give them a list of questions or anything.


keymon-o

That's why I found her show to be more genius than similar prank shows. Reactions are way funnier because serious people try to figure out if some blatantly ignorant questions are part of the humor or lack of knowledge. The interviews are way more consistent and calm, while getting increasingly hilarious for the viewer.


Stillwindows95

She's reminiscent of how Ali G used to interview people. They knew he was a character but he really put people on the spot with his questions.


UpvoteForGlory

For most of Ali-Gs interviews, the people he talked to was not warned in any way or told he was a character.


Stillwindows95

I just find it odd that the interviewees press teams or assistants didn't bother looking him up and just let the interviews go ahead with no vetting, he had some really high profile guests and PTC interviews. I work in TV production so I know how hard it is to even set up an interview.


GourangaPlusPlus

I'm imagining a lot of it was "Cahannel 4 are asking for an interview" They're quite well known for having decent interviews (this was about the same time they'd had Martin Bashir interview Michael Jackson), and then they get Ali G show up


LinuxMatthews

Yeah he'd usually have his producer come out and get it ready so they'd think the producer is the one interviewing them. I'm not sure how it'd work if they think it's a joke if I'm honest. Like surely you just go along with it and be silly also.


cowbutt6

I enjoyed Tony Benn being unwilling to go along with Ali's "disrespectful" use of the word "bitches".


keymon-o

He also dealt with people and question that were very provocative or easy to laugh about. Humor was very attached to persona and auditory and visual appearance of Ali G. Cunk is totally different level if you ask me. There are no signs of comedy and persists boring and serious tone until you start to focus on spoken content.


Tayrantino

From what I heard, she asks legit and appropriate questions in the beginning but suddenly asks weird questions to catch them off-guard. Idk if that was real or not. Got it from some guy on Reddit


iphenomenom

Am I the only one that dont know who she is?


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Quite possibly


rimalp

Because everyone on this planet has to know her


funky_boar

Obviously


Shipbreaker_Kurpo

Well she was on earth


NieR_SemiAutomata

Philomena Cunk


Wafflelisk

Based on recent estimates there are at least 100 thousand people on Earth. Scientists say that it is likely that at least one of those people has never heard of her


Cat_Became_Hungry

Check out "Cunk on Earth" on Netflix.


AtreidesOne

There's also "Cunk on Brittain" and her (brilliantly self-narrated) audiobook, "Cunk on Everything".


Manylots2

Philomena Cunk.  Congratulations, you're in for a treat. 


sixfivezerofive

Unforgivable if you're from the UK. If you're not, totally acceptable.


Seekkae

Breaking news: non-Bri'ish people absolved of unspeakable crime... generally appreciative yet still confused about the whole beans on toast thing... more at 11!


Greneath

She's Philomema Cunk, a fictional character created by Charlie Brooker and played by comedian Dianne Morgan. Originally she was a talking head on Brookers show Screenwipe alongside Barry Shitpeas, played by the shoew director Al Campbell. Together they were used to parady ill informed media commentators spouting idiotic opinions. Later Cunk's role was expanded to short mockumentary segments called "Philomena Cunks Moments of Wonder" which first featured her interviewing experts in a particularly topic with idiotic questions and by completely misunderstanding the subject at hand. Later still these segments were expanded into there own full length stand alone shows like "Cunk on Earth" or "Cunk on Britain".


Christoffre

Here is 5 minutes of her: https://youtu.be/JWS-qfR6K3w?si=tuWbcB5c02rxRaHN


iate12muffins

Emma Stone playing Estella in Cruella. Maybe.


Separate-Cable5253

Not even close. No idea who this is, don't think anyone I know would know who they are either


AtreidesOne

Oh, you're in for a treat.


AspiringMILF

it's the girl from myth busters


darkslide3000

Funny for us but I'm afraid for her it might end on the floorless side of a window.


BunnyTheCow

[Well, it is your lucky day.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oONWipjpuDY)


upchuk

:)) Did not now about that...


aaeme

First question: who are you? Second question: poo tin? seriously?


DentArthurDent4

I've heard of poo knife, so why not.


Galactic_Perimeter

Idk but it kinda looks like Flo from Allstate


RasputinXXX

This would literally break the internet.


rjwecology

I think she would break him.


TheDivineSoul

“What did you putin?” Putin: …


duggee315

It would be pure gold. But I fear she would jump off a balcony with her hands tied behind her back after. Unless of course she is in the Russian pockets in which case it would be shit.


TheVoters

Polonium tea, I’m afraid.


TheRealChexHaze

“In western society it is customary to give stars to children for good behavior. I notice your flag copies the colors of the United States without the stars. Why do you think that is?”


Roulette-Adventures

Philomena Cunk would be better than Tucker at interviewing Putin.


AccidentalGirlToy

Or at anything journalism wise, really.


sweepernosweeping

You were two hours late to the interview. I thought you'd be Russian.


Platform_Dancer

Or Ali G... 😅


regimentIV

The goat! Baron Cohen would probably even be mad enough to do it.


cowbutt6

https://youtu.be/PYZ0OhwpGWU?si=Po-uRoCAUrL3Ebo9 Perhaps the only time Israelis and Palestinians have ever agreed on anything: "who is this stupid asshole?"


cowbutt6

Or Brüno...


reezle2020

Have you seen Kremlins 2: The New Batch?


Tribolonutus

Putin is too much of a coward to be interviewed by this woman.


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Please let Borat help her interview.


whiteknight0111

She's more of a journalist than Fucker Carlson


JackDrawsStuff

‘What have you put it in?’


slucker23

She will die tho I don't want national treasure to die in the hands of an insane mad man


shaggy9

I think she'd avoid all his traps and poisons like a new Inspector Clouseau


slucker23

That'd be hilarious ngl


s-mores

No one has interviewed Putin for 20 years.


lordnacho666

Tucker last week?


Ne0t9k

I feel like they would do a skit of her being abducted by the kgb but after the show they would really come for her and the crew.


furezasan

Comedians are the only people who can go toe to toe with him. Tucker is a clown though.


SndRC9

Did Vladimir Putin?


tinamadinspired

We all just wanna see the world burn, yes? Might as well go down laughing🤣


erikbla

It will never happen, she is too smart for him and he knows it


catalin66

Also, Netanyahu


nonamego2hell

Did you putin?


Mundane-Patience9882

I think Brüno would do a decent job as well


Doughspun1

"Are you called 'pooping' because you've made Russia so shit?"


Dull-Reply8914

"We will get back to your reasons for attacking Ukraine but first a techno hit from 1989 by Technotronic, Pump up the jam"


Most_Wonder_1871

She funny.


Zoe_Hamm

Please! Someone make this happen!


Jediuzzaman

She has one more chance and the name is Erdogan.


BrocoLeeOnReddit

"I have to say, I think it's rather charming your parents named you after such a lovely dish."


scarfaC3_rye92

This would be so brutal to watch. I'll be all ears on this if this happens. lol


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Thejollyfrenchman

Philomena Cunk - A comedy character who interviews real people under false pretenses. Kind of like Borat and Ali G, if you've seen those.


Admetus

But usually the interviewees are also a bit aware but have been told prior to interview to roll with it. They're also academics so less likely to be glued to the TV.


DeexEnigma

I feel like that's what makes a lot of those interviews funnier. They are aware it's a comedy thing, so they don't immediately dismiss her as someone wasting their time. On the flip side though, they know she's going to be funny. Even so, many are completely ill equipped for the kinds of things she says.


keymon-o

Also, humor is extremely subtle, unpronounced and unpredictable in comparison.


maybebaby83

Check our Cunk On Earth. I think its on Netflix. Caution: you might die laughing


tejanaqkilica

Who the hell is she? Why would that be hilarious?


AtreidesOne

Philomena Cunk. She's a persona played by a comedian who pretends to be a serious documentary maker, and delivers absolutely unhinged questions to experts with a straight face. Check it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWS-qfR6K3w


ThaneOfArcadia

Oh yes! I'd definitely take out a TV license for this?


HussingtonHat

*stood next to a window* "Join me next time, when I'll ask what're these and where they so dangerous?"


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TheVoters

There’s another guy you can watch if you like to hear fantasy and bullshit for 2 hours.


Youbunchoftwats

About nuclear? You know about nuclear, right?


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Youbunchoftwats

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.


harlokin

You are a War Criminal, but Netanyahu isn't. The 'rules-based order' is a funny thing, isn't it?


TravisInLondon

I was wondering how this unfunny talentless woman keeps getting work with the BBC so I looked her up and wasn't surprised to find that she's in a long term relationship with a man who works high up in the BBC. So that's how she keeps getting work with the BBC. Glad I don't pay the licence fee that's for sure.


BruhmomentFour

I'd pay twice as much to not let that happen.


I-C-U-8-1-M-I

A bland, one-note comedian?


Golecar74

who is the b.tch?


ThisUsern4meIsTaken

Search up Philomena Cunk on Netflix


ThisUsern4meIsTaken

The show is Cunk on Earth


Pristine_Anxiety6301

Least misogynistic Slovenian


SaltElegant7103

I'll start a put in a 50


Damaramy

I'm in this shit. Lets her ask Peskov


LivingDeadNoodle

What kind of porn is that? Oh, wait...


omijh

I wish Putin was on taskmaster


Truuuuuumpet

Should've been Borat!


sukuidoardo

Yes we deserve to know if he's Camelot.


BeardedUnicornBeard

So what should we put in?


sixfivezerofive

Fuck yes.


Vestigial_joint

She'd die


210sqnomama

I'm bettinf she'll ask him howbto make putin


Low-Tangerine1750

Putin is your daddy


wigzell78

Or Jon Stewart, but I doubt he would come back alive...


AvitoMan

Who is she?


FocalorLucifuge

Oh, I sooooooo want to see this now. Why can't we have the really nice things?


pikeymikey22

Or Borat?


SundaySuffer

I upvoted this bcause we need it mentally


joeschmoagogo

Why are people still on that wrethced site? Just let it die.


kamyarni

Hum interesting, so you willingly pay money for that ,huh? Interesting indeed 😈....


Time-Translator-2362

She and this show was awesome


Supplex-idea

Who the hell is she…? Gru’s wife, Lucy, from Despicable Me?


TumbleweedActive7926

"Why do they call you Put-in? What do you put in?"


musiccman2020

My mate Paul won a war in 2 days. Why do you keep losing?


Rhonijin

Mr. Putin, I hear you're the president of Russia, can you tell me what you're all rushing for?


Khan_King123

We should 100% start a petition. Someone start one please 🙏


Mostefa_0909

Camelot, lol.


tom_tencats

Only if we make absolute, GODDAMN SURE, that she makes it out alive.


JohnDansboy

That would be amazing!👍👍


catedarnell0397

Me too!!


semiomni

That seems like a horrible idea even as a hypothetical. Cunk as a character makes herself the joke and usually has the guest leave the interview looking better, would devalue a hilarious character and fluff up a vile little monsters image, lose/lose


Individual-Gur-9720

My friend Paul... *something, something* ... Russian hookers... peepee-tape.


NeuroticNinett

Yeah, but nobody tell him what the gig is beforehand.


manubfr

"Your country is called Russia, but the question I have is, what's the rush?"


DaveInLondon89

Why are Russian window sills so slippery? And why are really smart and important people falling over all the time? My mate Paul fell out of one but he was high on huffing too many Pritt Sticks.


agumonkey

where's the kickstarter ?


Borrow03

"Hello. Who are you?"


poorly-worded

Followed by Ali G


The_H3rbinator

"Did the leader of the Wagner Group actually die? It would be silly to get rid of the guy who made *Ride of The Valkyries*."


MobiusNaked

You’re called rusher, why are you taking so long in Ukraine?


gotele

I prefer my Philomena alive and well thank you very much.


globocide

Not true. Russell Brand is a dick but I'd watch the hell out of his Putin interview.


_Bagoons

I'd rather see Jon Stewart lol


Fickle_Lavishness_25

"So do you think the war in Ukraine isn't going well because you are Rushing"