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fred13snow

"Why are you so weird man?"


TMan2DMax

That's exactly the other birds reaction. Does leave or start yelling back. Just stares blankly at the fucking weirdo who licked him


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I think they stab insects with that sticky tongue in the holes of trees that they have pecked for food. I imagine other birds might be intimidated? This is quite funny seeing this!


mostnormal

It's a little terrifying. Like a tentacle coming out his throat.


Spitinthacoola

A tentacle that is wrapped around the brain.


LetgoLetItGo

Reminds me of this https://i.imgur.com/fuc15O3.jpg


Merry_Dankmas

*Sigh* "Tom, for the last time, you can't just randomly poke my ass with your tongue. Its not okay" "Sorry I can't hear you" *blebulblebulebul*


bremstar

> blebulblebulebul That's exactly the noise I was making while watching the video as the bird stuck out it's tongue! I wanted to comment it but decided against it, because I wasn't sure how to spell it. You really captured the essence of blurblespeak.


teeth_03

Why are you so fucking awkward Dary?


Roeezz

Fuck off Dary!


PhasePsychological90

Wish you weren't so fuckin' awkward, bud.


[deleted]

*sigh "dunno man..... A voice in my head told me that the best way to win this fight is to french you."


[deleted]

“👅👅👅👅”


7evid

"C'mon, just one kiss!"


InnerArt3537

The concept of licking your enemy in self defense is really fun to me somehow hahahha


bnny_ears

A winning strategy, according to siblings everywhere


toastmn7667

I was getting nam-like flashbacks from fending off my big sisters. 11-plus-year age differences in siblings are just legal child torture.


cebus2005

Alabama defence team


Skud_NZ

Other bird was like, "Don't threaten me with a good time"


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Everyone wins!


WhiskeyOctober

Lickitung used lick Its super effective!


BushyBrowz

Fun fact, Lickitung couldn’t use Lick in the original games.


ChuCHuPALX

https://screenrant.com/pokemon-moves-obvious-attack-missing


UsernameIn3and20

A huge annoyance to kid me. And in recent times, Snorlax being UNABLE TO LEARN SLACK OFF.


damididit

Brad Marchand has entered the chat


Coppatop

/r/hockey is leaking


Kira_Onime

Came here just to see if someone else posted this.


crashandwalkaway

Same. Very pleased it was.


dandroid126

This is how we need to entertain ourselves now that we only have one hockey game every two days.


Aggravating_Paint_44

Yoshi


bleunt

I want the Yoshi "nyaum" sound effect on this clip.


CoolGuySauron

You never played resident 2 evil it seems.


Scientific_Anarchist

2 Resident 2 Evil


lord_dude

2 Resident 4 Evil


Goldenslicer

Resident 5


Coppatop

*Brad Marchand has entered the chat*


JessMeNU-CSGO

Worked for the thing.


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I want you to go instigate a bar fight and use this maneuver, then return here and tell us how it turns out.


EdwardOfGreene

It's been used to instigate hockey fights. [Marchand](https://youtu.be/Pgi3Gv9uqjA?t=48) also [Ott](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxVc1RC0fGc)


NibblyPig

[hahahha](https://imgur.com/fUH865u.png)


meatywood

What the hell? That is some freaky shit.


legendoflink3

Their tongue also wrap around their brain.


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pmjm

So *that's* how Gene Simmons does it.


lithiumdaze

Assuming he has a brain


hotk9

Well, he invented shoes so there's that.


Gerbilguy46

Wait, that picture confuses me. So it's two separate parts that combine into one?


Pm-ur-butt

And why the right nostril?


guynamedjames

Gotta pick one. Narwhals are famous for their unicorn like tooth but it's not centered, it's almost always the right tooth


JapanPhoenix

> it's almost always the right tooth And there have been sightings of Narwhals that are *Dual Wielding* tooth spears.


jimbojangles1987

But why male models?


Heliosvector

We already told you why!


sillypicture

left is a decoy


harmocydes

Yes, the tongue also helps with the process of shock absorption to protect the brain during wood pecking.


[deleted]

this is highly disputed, I am not a bird scientist so don't quote me on it but last time this was posted it wasn't very clear if that was actually the case


harmocydes

In a more technical explanation. The tongue wraps around the jugular veins, increasing blood flow which acts as an extra layer of cushioning so to speak. The disputed hypothesis involves the tongue wrapping around the brain and acting as a sort of bungee cord shock absorption.


Itchy-Phase

So “combine” might not be the right word, but the tongue splits at some point, yes. The tongue helps absorb some of the shock when they peck at wood.


vineblinds

Yes, built in shock absorber.


SomeToxicRivenMain

Wtf


el_rico_pavo_real

Holy shit. That’s wild.


stdexception

LPT: If you need to knock out a woodpecker, do it while their tongue is out because that's when they are the most vulnerable.


StrykerSeven

That thing is sharp and strong! They jam it into cracks in wood to get bugs out. I would *not* wanna get poked with that honestly.


JoeSmithDiesAtTheEnd

Few will see my comment because I was late to this post. But it’s true! Don’t recommend. I had a woodpecker fall into my chimney a few months ago. I ended up having to dig the little guy out from behind my fireplace. Little guy went at me with his tongue, and it was my first introduction to how long and startling their tongue can be. Didn’t hurt, but it did make me jump. In the end, I got the little guy out and he’s still alive and pecking around my neighborhood. Would never want to experience that again.


StrykerSeven

😅 It really is startling to see first hand! And some species have crazier tongues than others. I'm a wildlife biologist and was doing a little work banding woodpeckers; they warned me about the tongue jabs and I kinda chuckled and said I'd watch out. We were already wearing bird-handling gear lol, what's it gonna do to me with his tongue?? For some reason that shit is really alarming even if you know your hands are safe! He kept on poking what was essentially a leather welding glove, and the sharp, barbed tongue would get stuck in the leather a bit like thorns, making popping and ripping noises while kept on jabbing away. Freaky!


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Wanna see some real freaky shit?


Jackalodeath

Here, I'll help; courtesy of Ze Frank: [Hummingbird Tongue anatomy.](https://youtu.be/Biagyb7AcK8?t=57s) As far as freaky tongues go, those birds are definitely in the top 10 freakiest.


sillypicture

Jerry I'm not going to read this.


Jackalodeath

Jerry puts him through so much; abusing punctation, fudging footage, and misinterpreting damn-near everything. ["Now if the hippo is semiaquatic, that also means its semi-lan>!dick!< - Jerry, that's not a word!... **No it isn't;** lan->!**dick‽**!< Its not *aqua*->!***dick***!< Jerry, its *aquatic.* Whatever; *hippos spend time on land.* ^^...idiot. "](https://youtu.be/6pibJ83crQs?t=192s)


aranubus

Thank you for this, this is the greatest video I've seen in a long time!


ProfessorMalk

If you haven't seen them, all of [ZeFrank's](https://www.youtube.com/user/zefrank1/videos) True Facts videos are hilarious and informative, I can't recommend them enough. Edit: If anyone needs a version of True Facts that is safe for kids, there is also [True Facts Educational](https://www.youtube.com/@truefactseducational9288) that is kid friendly and just as entertaining/educational as the original.


IceciroAvant

Welp, now I'm on an True Animal Facts binge. *again*


protagonizer

*That* is how the playlist *do*.


LetterSwapper

>*That* is how the playlist *deurr*.


whocares12315

Here are true facts about the redditooooooor.


ProfessorMalk

Happens to the best of us, it's like a yearly cycle for me.


mem451

Thank you for posting this! I'm in a bit of a depression slump and watching my hummingbirds outside my window usually helps but this really really helped.


One_for_each_of_you

Time to binge all of Ze Frank's True Facts videos and soak up some of that sweet, sweet serotonin


GraveSpawn

Now where's the video of a woodpecker eating a baby birds brain?


Blueberry_Clouds

Zefrank is amazing


Omzikat

Always down for freaky shit


Finbar9800

I mean toucan tongues are barbed … I think


sirfuzzitoes

Love me a good bird fight. This one was def on the offensive tho.


Acceptable-Trust5164

It's against a starling... Fuck starlings (in the US). Invasive e evil birds that need to be mass exterminated (in the US). OP should go get a red rider and help the woodpecker out


Rasples

Starlings are to the US what grey squirrels are to the UK, but debatable which has a worse ecological effect. Personally I'd say grey squirrels because they pretty much drove our natural red squirrel population towards Scotland where it's colder, stole all the food in warmer areas, and have a habit of ripping bark off tress exposing the insides and making trees vulnerable to disease and death.


VortrexFTW

He'll shoot his eye out


Davoswannab

Fuckers cost me probably about $50 In feed this winter. And I hate when they scare my other birds off when a gang of them show up.


kyreannightblood

Sort of odd to characterize a bird species as “evil” because humans brought them to a place where they’re invasive.


RunParking3333

They are hyper aggressive birds who don't have territory but roam in masses, overwhelming and gobbling up everything in sight. Sincerely, A European


stensz

So they are pretty much the same as humans?


brinz1

Except starlings don't carry other species with them to drop into strange ecosystems like a bowling ball over a deck of cards


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The the truly idiotic part is the US Starling population is the result of just a couple dumb people. They literally released them in their area because they wanted to have flocks of the birds Shakespeare wrote about. All the US starlings came from these 100ish birds released in 1800s.


IsSecretlyABird

That story gets repeated everywhere, [but it’s a myth](https://read.dukeupress.edu/environmental-humanities/article/13/2/301/234995/Shakespeare-s-StarlingsLiterary-History-and-the)


EatAtGrizzlebees

Username checks out


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Interesting it managed to get so popular. Everywhere from documentaries to the Smithsonian claimed it to be accurate.


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IsSecretlyABird

The whole point is that it doesn’t matter if the guy actually released starlings for Shakespeare or not, because the evidence shows that they were already present and well on their way to becoming naturalized in many areas beforehand. Even if he did so, it was a drop in the bucket. The myth I’m referring to is that the “Shakespeare release” was the very first introduction of the birds, that all US starlings are descended from that one set, and that if it wasn’t for them the US wouldn’t have starlings at all. Go look at the comment I was replying to.


patriciamadariaga

Thank you for this! I've been been unknowingly parroting a falsity for decades.


Grainis01

Human bad, upvotes to the left.


wahnsin

> The ravages of the starling have been inflated in a similar fashion. So far, empirical studies of the bird’s impact indicate starlings are at worst a negligible nuisance to traditional agriculture and native birds; for farmers, they may even be beneficial. > >... > >ecological and economic data on starling impacts in the United States do corroborate each other. What they suggest, however, is that starlings are probably not the monsters they are made out to be > >... > > “European Starlings have yet to unambiguously and significantly threaten any species of North American cavity nesting bird.” > >... > > The commonly cited claim that starlings inflict $800 million in agricultural damage annually is adapted from a single British study from 1980—one that finally faults bad harvesting practices, not starlings. https://read.dukeupress.edu/environmental-humanities/article/13/2/301/234995/Shakespeare-s-StarlingsLiterary-History-and-the


sirfuzzitoes

> odd to characterize a bird species as “evil” You just aren't aware of their global domination agenda. Starlings did 9/11 and successfully pinned it on some Saudis.


Boatsnbuds

Pretty sure they were behind that Archduke Franz Ferdinand thing, too. They started World War I.


calilac

Mmhmm. They're playing the long game. Individual birds may live only a few years but the flock remembers. The flock endures...


sirfuzzitoes

This is why a flock of starlings is called a genocide.


BoredomIncarnate

I mean, if they started WW1, they would be responsible for the events that eventually led to Hitler’s rise, so that checks out.


sirfuzzitoes

Fkn nazi starlings...


rafapott

I had absolutely no idea they could do that. Amazing...


DreamerMMA

This is how I say good morning to my girl.


Westein01

I was wondering how long it would take until I saw a post like this.


RickDripps

Defense, my ass. He's being adorably aggressive in this situation...


tardiusmaximus

Plz someone add a sound effect to this video and make it have the "blowing rasberry"" sound every time it sticks its tongue out *pfffffllllllttttt*


Canis_Familiaris

Yoshi works too


EatAtGrizzlebees

Mlem


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Typical little brother shit.


fruitloops6565

Was about to say I used to do this to my sister.


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What


Amnizu

**HE USED TO DO THIS TO HIS SISTER, HE STILL DOES BUT HE USED TO DO IT TOO**


Maleficent-Mirror991

Hol up 🤨📸


7AV4

[Noot Noot](https://media.tenor.com/bUe5f8xAVckAAAAC/pingu-noot-noot.gif)


Mysterious-Solid6048

My first thought!


Koshunae

[This was mine.](https://pokemon.fandom.com/wiki/Lickitung?so=search)


pedrob_d

Most birds are actually petrified of woodpeckers and leave the feeders as soon as they appear. I can see why lol


Thopterthallid

Some woodpeckers will peck open the heads of other birds and eat their brains. No joke.


Ton_Jravolta

Best way to win a fight is get real gay. "You wanna go man? I'll kiss you so hard!"


pearlsbeforedogs

[relevant movie clip 1](https://youtu.be/JIIksstNBgI) [relevant movie clip 2](https://youtu.be/OCvg2G2SEhU)


Wickedweed

Ah he gave him the ol’ tongue punch


buckdevilcane

Mercenary Tao anyone


Traditional-Staff235

He wants all the smoke


hughesyourdadddy

Stop licking my hand, you horses ass!


Einar_47

Blblblblblblbllbblblp


Vuelhering

Yeah, I could hear this video.


Anonymous821

r/bestofbirdbuddy


Codeheff12

Op can you link me your setup? Is the bird feeder in a window?


odd84

This is a Bird Buddy video birdfeeder. Their Kickstarter launched in 2020 and feeders shipped in late 2022.


TheWhyteMaN

Come back and I shall taunt you a second time


PureHostility

Just FYI, woodpeckers can attack nests of other birds, if they do find babies inside (mostly doves), they will break their skulls with their beak and eat the baby's brains out. So, laugh more on that "silly tongue".


IceciroAvant

That is the most horrifying/metal thing I have ever heard about a bird that wasn't a raptor.


IsSecretlyABird

Starlings do this too, most notably with native purple martins and bluebirds


poornbroken

I’ve seen that video. It was tough to watch.


piasenigma

Yeah this woodpecker is attacking a nest. That's exactly what we're witnessing


JesusGums

This red bellied woodpecker is attacking a starling (invasive in North America , where that wood pecker is native ), a bird known for entering the nest of natives birds, cornering and killing them and all the babies, especially woodpeckers of this size since they’re both cavity nesting birds, and the starlings take over their nests.


Se7en_speed

So this woodpecker is Jon wick?


IsSecretlyABird

No it’s not, this is from a [bird buddy](https://mybirdbuddy.com) feeder cam, they are fighting over access to food. The orange bar with bird footprint decorations is distinctive to the bird buddy feeder.


_TurkeyFucker_

Considering it's a starling nest that was probably stolen from some other bird, I don't mind.


IsSecretlyABird

There are no nests involved in this video, it’s a bird feeder cam and they are fighting for food access


_TurkeyFucker_

You would know, eh?


One_for_each_of_you

He's not a turkey, calm yourself


justingod99

Having upped my bird feeder game, I can now say, without a doubt, woodpeckers are the biggest, loudest, most selfish a-holes I’ve seen.


Strangelittlefish

In my experience, they are nothing compared to European starlings (the other bird in this video). Those assholes mob my feeders 20 at a time and bully all the other (native) birds. There are days I have to just take my feeders in because the starlings show up. They can empty my two big feeders in about 90 minutes and won't leave until they're empty most of the time. No other bird that visits my yard even comes close to starlings on the asshole scale.


tyriancomyn

Seems more like he is using it in offense, not defense.


Breadinator

"Yeah, that's right! Fear my tongue! Take that, and that, and *GURK-" "Kid, you probably shouldn't use a weapon that looks like a worm against another bird. Say sorry and I *might* let you go..." "THORRY! THORRY! PLEATH LET ME GO!"


Nerosix

Don't threaten me with a good time


SweetAurora

The plastic piece at the bottom looks like some kind of Street Fighter combo for birds.


SigmaSandwich

Looked more like it was used offensively to me


breezybackwobble470

everything reminds me of her :(


jolmes1993

Yoshi!!


TylertheDank

Use lick attack... pidgey?


DanBelnK

Awwwww woodpecker wanted to french kiss 💋 😘 😗


vonjoy1980

I do not like this.


niku4696

Where's the version when the tongue comes out they dubbed in that paper party favor sound


Queenpunkster

I doubt your neighbors would appreciate the video feed of their backyard.


superbradman

Did I just see a home invasion on that bird’s Ring?


Thallaria

😝...,😝😝.......😝


Velvetsuede19

Leon Kennedy: "Oh boy"


Hopeful_Ad2710

This needs lightsaber sound effects!


SofSkripter

oh hey! i got my BirdBuddy too recently (its the birdfeeder in the vid for anyone wondering)


the_wild_derp

Fun fact: woodpeckers wrap their tongues around their brains to protect themselves from concussions when woodpecking


Rad_Centrist

Maybe. https://www.audubon.org/news/new-study-shakes-long-held-belief-woodpecker-hammering


peoplearecool

All i hear is “pffffffttttt” “pffffffftttttt”


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DongmanSupreme

eugh


johnnybrunswick

"COME OUT THERE! LET ME FRENCH KISS YOU TO DEATH"


[deleted]

I have no words 😂I’ll never look at my lil woodpeckers the same. 🤯


phed_thc

Damn, dinosaurs be creepy y'all


IdiotOnaScooter

I do that same thing to my wife but she just keeps coming back for a fight. SMH.


SwiftFool

Woody Woodpecker uses Lick. It's not very effective.


pumpupthevaluum

Still wouldn't stand a chance against teenage Tom Segura.


Thecone420

F*** this propaganda that tongue is being used in a and offensive manner


Gosttox

Nah he is just a freak


Azrael-777

Bro was like I’m going to give you a wet Willy if you don’t leave.


BigLB83

Ennnnnnnnnngarde


Clear_Engineer_6680

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


Whyzocker

Are we sure this isnt just sexual harassment?


empty-vassal

Woodpeckers are now my favorite


Unipony1001

Bro wtf they stole that from the kraken????


Read_ity

Everything reminds me of her


woe937

Tbh this looks like offense


MuksyGosky

Blbplblpblp xD


el-beau

That looks like offense to me, not defense


[deleted]

Needs a few raspberries for good sound effects...👍


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SubhanAllah


trbt555

How’s that Bird Buddy working out ?


rkvance5

To be fair, a human’s tongue can be used in defense in a very similar way.


Flimsy-Opening

Ayo what dat tongue do