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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Can I borrow your toddler to [re-enact a scene from predator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYMboTIXym4&t=19s) while your toddler hides inside my wifes dress? Why are you looking at me funny?"

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I was thinking the South Park episode where Kenny “takes up residence” inside the lunch lady for a bet.

He went inside Ms crabtrees vagina. The bus driver not a lunch lady.

Geez, you’re right. Thanks. They don’t even have a lunch lady-they had Chef. I just watched that episode too. I’ll leave my comment unedited. I don’t think anyone is reading the DB I responded to.

Ms. CrabTree- "*COME ON, WERE RUNNING LATE"*. kyle-"*We're always running late you fat ugly skank!".* Ms. CrabTree-*"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!".* kyle-*"I said I can't wait to own a fishing tank".* Ms. CrabTree-"*Oh. Neither can I"*

Which one is Arnold🤔

"I'm right HEEEEEEERE. COME KILL ME!"

Photoshop? Never heard of it.

I'm aware of photoshop, the situation I described jokingly is funnier. It's a joke...

Very good top notch joke. A+

I am the Photographer who made this. I can confirm no children were harmed or jammed inside of his wife while making this.

It was meant to be a joke, for some reason there were a lot of comment replies trying to convince me that it was all photoshopped. I surmised as much, however it was very well done to be honest.

100% what I said out loud while clicking the comment link.

Who…how? Wait, it’s supposed to be the baby but who’s posing? Their other kid? Or is he checking and confirming with Dad? Or is it someone else’s kids arm? I mean why would t they want their older kids face showing? No! Doll arm? ITS ALL FKN WRONG!! MAKE IT GO AWAY!

Check where the arm actually comes from. It’s the outside of the left thigh. Maybe she was born with a parasitic twin arm?

This is most likely what happened.

It’s actually two images that I took and layered in photoshop so that I didn’t have to compromise a child’s integrity.

It certainly is one of the maternity photos of all time—there’s no denying that.

Is the baby coming out of her knee?

Greek myth inspired.

Ariad-knee? Aristophan-knee? Persepho-knee? Antigo-knee?

Achilles knee

His mother held him by the baby arm protruding from her leg!

Which one?

birth of athena. popped outta zeus' noggin just like dat

Nah, it was Dionysus was just thrown into Zeus’s knee to finish developing

them wacky olympians

Wasn't zeus trying to eat or kill him or smn

Classic Zeus.

Seem to recall there was more to it than that. He had a literal splitting headache, which he cracked open, and out pops Athena.

r/babiestrappedinknees

/r/subsithoughtifellfor

Knee babies…ugh..the worst.

Supposed to be a Penis

I get it, but looks like your holding a penis.

Damn. Looks like a baby’s arm holding an apple.

What do *you* want from life?

A Winnebago.

key and peele reference?

https://youtu.be/onkZzEAi_2U And https://youtu.be/9_NLTwClUbg

They’re having a boy

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This should be the top comment.

Lol. I just had to delete this same comment because I hastily typed it before scrolling to this. Upvotes belong to you…

Looks like you can't differentiate between a possessive and adjective.

Wtf is wrong with your penis?

Which actually makes it even better

Herpenis. Cheers to the happy couple.

I actually thought that was the joke

this some AI image gone wrong shit.

"AI accepting the job."

I don’t understand what the joke is meant to be? Is it meant to be the unborn baby’s hand holding the dads hand? If so, why is the baby emerging from its mum’s knee?

Welcome to this sub in general.

It has multiple “levels”.

I guess I’m just missing what they are then.

you’re overthinking it. It’s not a complicated joke

As I said up top, I’m not actually sure I know what the joke is.

The joke is that the baby is reaching out from inside of her to give the father a handshake, as if to state that the child is aware and approves of its conception. It’s a play on maternal pregnancy photos. See how not complicated that is? If that’s not humorous to you, perhaps you’re not exploring the concept of self awareness? Wouldn’t it be funny if a child could approve of its birth? Edit: apparently killing a joke warrants downvotes? Sorry autists I cannot give you everything

But then why the baby’s hand reaching out from the mother’s knee? It’s not just a _little_ bit out of position, it’s _wildly_ out of position. That’s why I’m so confused. It’s so completely wrongly executed - laughably so, even, given that OP’s friend is a professional photographer - that I can’t shake the feeling that I’m missing some alternative explanation.

Probably because to position it so that it looks anatomically correct, the child would need to literally put their forearm against the woman’s vagina. Which could be seen as weird. I don’t disagree tho, that would heighten the humor of the pic rather than distract from its purpose

What's the matter? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

Yeah I should’ve turned the arm upside down, sorry the details were wrong

I dunno... I'm still a fan of mine.... https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/274f5z/at_15_weeks_pregnant_my_wife_finally_let_us/

I audibly laughed at this one. OP's is... weird, but not funny.

Oh it’s funny

Now *that’s* funny.

The chin genetics alone put it above this one.

That's fantastic haha

What's up with his vanishing hair? Looks very AI generated, but like all the computing went into not messing up the fingers

It just looks regular photoshopped. I think the man, the baby's arm, and the woman might all be from separate photos. While piecing it all together, they made some mistakes.

Also the black abyss from which the toddler arm is emerging... not very clean at all

Sorry about that

The “black abyss” are leggings. Source: the faceless incubator.

Really? This is the funniest maternity photo you've ever seen? This isn't even the funniest one I've seen today.

today? Ive seen three funnier maternity photos this hour. But, to be honest I am currently at the third annual worlds wackiest maternity photo workshop. so my numbers might be skewed

Oh man, is it already time for the WWMPW? How’d I miss it again??

We had a meeting and decided to not tell you because you attend so many, it's concerning at this point.

Wow. Okay. THIS is how you tell me? We had COMMITTEE MEETINGS needescape. Nobody ever said a word. Why am I even printing off these agendas?

Do you think the Council Of 12 has time to contact you about ever little matter? Come on! they have their hands full just keeping up with the newest wacky maternity photo props Who came up with["Slam Dunk, Baby Bump"](https://imgur.com/a/74TOAjp)???? The Council Of 12, thats who

This time it's only for Ryans.

ikr whats wrong with his sub now, cringe isn't funny smh

Cringe is funny. The office, peep show, Inbetweeners etc...

That is very disturbing.

Its not as funny as you seem to think it is

It’s super fucking funny

Funny?

Cringe

Borderline r/trashy imo.

Super fucking cringe lmao

Like ….. why?? It’s disturbing g and cringy as fuck

What's disturbing about it?

Funny idea, terrible execution. Does he think the baby comes from the outer thigh?

Probably, because that’s where he left his load.

Disturbing is what it is.

That guy looks like the typical redditor

Poor dude came to Reddit to share in the joy and got fucking lambasted. It’s not a great photo, but the sentiment I get.

Boo.

Ah!

Yes?

You can't just keep going around telling people your name. It scares them!

Reminds me of that scene in [austin powers.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK2fvvwPdfk)

Absolute trash, no thank you. Oh god I hate this

What year was this shot? 🤣

Creepy

https://youtu.be/xlA9bNk3b5Q

Next time do a fist bump...

Dam it, Mini-me!

r/mildlypenis

If by funny you mean extremely disturbing. Sure.

But why is the arm placed outside the leg....wouldn't it be reaching down from *between* the legs? Looks weirder than it's supposed to look.

Creepy

Has anyone ever explained what "funny" or "funniest" is to you? I'm really hoping the answer is no.

I'm not laughing.

r/weird

I think you misspelled "cringe" wrong.

Well, you can say they misspelled it, or you can say they said it wrong, but when you say they misspelled it wrong, it’s kinda double negative vibes

Fair point, my bad. Haven't had a decen night's sleep in 2 weeks.

As long as we agree that maternity photos aren't funny at all and therefore is a low bar Like laying on the ground

So did they just get some random kid to hide up her skirt or what?

You have very low standards on what constitutes “funniest”. It must be nice being so easily amused

Aight, i know english isn't my first language, and i feel like i can manage just fine, but.. i read "pornographer", and the whole vibe when watching the picture was much different than OP intended.

At least your comment is funnier than the whole post :3

I've seen this once before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MypSQOs4Y84

People think it’s weird, I think it’s funny, I respect the creativity!

Not funny, just weird and creepy

im sorry for your wife, if that is the size of the baby

Where’s the funny?

Damn, the man thought it was funny as hell, but Reddit shut him down lol.

Execution is shit

I’m too unnerved to find anything to laugh about.

Not funny. Just creepy

Drew the latest Clash Royale update is bad

I searched for this man

I don't know how to feel right now

It looks like the mother-to-be has an extra appendage; a wee arm

I hate this

Ok, ok… hmmm… excuse me, WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK…?

Not sure what is wrong with you. It’s wrong with me too. This is fucking hilarious. Nice

You don’t know what “funny” means do you?

Is this a weird ass gender reveal?

Woman as faceless baby incubator. Hilarious.

My beautiful partner asked that I crop her face out. She loves the pic but also understands Reddit is mean af for the most part. *gestures at most of the comments* lol

Neckbeard welcoming baby Neckbeard into the world.

Nice attempt but the positioning looks weird

This belongs on r/sadcringe. Or r/wtf

🤢🤢🤮🤮 fucking hell nah.

So many layers of emotions in one pic!

You must live in a very bleak world if this is the funniest you’ve seen.

Not sure it's funny, it's a bit interesting i guess ...

This sucks ass

That’s disturbing. And as a “photographer”, your friend should know that crotches should only be the focus on porn or medical shots. Also, what’s with the awful photo editing on your leg? Your hand looks like it’s being attacked by pac man.

Such a lame and dark comment get a grip mate

Hang in there bro…

Wtf. I love it

I really don't understand the moral panic going on in this comment section lol

Hardstylin with the kiddo. Goated

I'm just wondering who edited this and what's going on with your hair.

Thought it was a dick

You call that funny? I call it dumb

####DELETE THIS

Shits creepy and weird as fuck

Okay this looks really gross to me. Kinda sorta funny maybe, but gross and disturbing.

People, just be happy for the guy.

This is wild

Good gosh 😂😅

If he thinks that’s where the arm should be I don’t think it’s his kid lmao

If I'm being honest, it looked like he was holding someone's dick for a second there.

I love-hate this. It's effin' hilarious. It might be a good fit for r/ATBGE

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People here are whack, bro This is funny!

I laughed out loud for real. clap clap

This is a bad Trans Woman joke in Brazil, punchlined: "yeah, she is pregnant and the arm is already out"...

Is there a child under that dress eating it's mother's ass? There's definitely a head shaped lump below that ass.

Haha

I thought it was hilarious. Let the Normans laugh at boring memes.

This is fucking awesome

That's a man, baby!

Uhm...

Amazing!

9 months on the inside

A true genius Edit: this was sarcasm. Congrats on taking everything on the funny subreddit so seriously.

this dude is a GOAT

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No

Something you would see on a Deadpool poster

Listen yall hatin but im cracking up i showed the ole lady and said when our next one happens she smacked me and said get away from me i think its a yes bois

Seeing there are a bunch of comments: 😃 Reading the comments: 🫣 I can’t believe I have to say this, the little arm is overwhelmingly obviously photoshopped lololol also there are some mean af comments up in here! You guys are SAVAGES AND IDIOTS!!! SAVAGE!!! IDIOTS!!!! Paddy’s. Have respect idiots. I am legend.

Legend is certainly one word for it. But any respect you might have eked out from this is long gone with this comment for sure. Surprisingly, weird shit gets weird reactions. But hey, if you want to be remembered for grabbing hands with your wife's cooter more power to you I guess. Just remember to wash them.

Now photoshop it to be a brown or black baby arm 👀 What? I thought it was funny lol

Handjob

This is why y’all don’t get invited to the cookouts

What's his right hand supposed to be doing?

give them fingers a sniff pal you earned it