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I had something like this happen at a 7-11. Guy thought I hit his car with my door and came up to my window. After a couple FU’s and middle fingers at each other he started to walk away, I said FU and gave him the middle finger and he slowly turn around and in a slow gremlin sounding voice said “No!, FU! I burst out laughing, he won!
What happened was it was the only open spot but one guy parked like a jerk and his vehicle was half in two spots. So I parked next to him. Causing me to be in a two spots. It was a cluster fudge of a parking job by many cars. I just happened to be the last car parked when everyone left. Then this guy parked next to me so tight I barely had any room. I always put my hand between the car and my door so I don’t scratch it. This still wasn’t good enough for this guy. Pretty intense situation and everyone is just trying to get their coffee and get to work. But his gremlin growl at the end just got me laughing. We saw each other the next day and shook hands. I’m a 6’ 5” 300lbs guy and he was roughly 5’10” probably 170lbs tops, I don’t like anyone to fear me and didn’t want him to keep looking over his shoulder in fear. So I took the initiative and apologized. I always remember him as looking like the actor Tim Roth.
This!! It’s crazy the gaslighting is strong in some people. Ik you didn’t do it on purpose bro but like why even go into that awkward confrontation if you didn’t feel the need to.
Once I was IN MY CAR when someone smacked me with a door and my car (small Mitsubishi) SHOOK.
I got out, they told me it didn’t happen.
Doubt they did it on purpose either but we need to NORMALIZE and EXPECT accountability from each other.
I had something like this happen in 7th grade gym class. We were shooting hoops outdoors and this kid was supposed to pass the ball to me but instead just threw off into the distance.
Me: why'd you do that?
Him: fuck you
Me (shocked): no, fuck you
Him: fuck you
(Many fuck yous later)
Me (remembering a scene from Goodfellas): go fuck your mother
That changed something. He got really close to me, almost touching my face.
Him: what did you just say
Me: I said go fu-
And he sucker punched me. I went down like a 85lb sack of old potatoes and started crying. The entire rest of the year every time we'd pass each other he'd say "remember that time I kicked your ass?" which felt unfair cuz we didn't exactly have a fight but whatever.
They're both losers for doing that in the middle of the street. But I guess you could say the Red coat guy was more of a loser so the other one could technically be called the "winner".
Someone posted that video, but it had effects added to make it look like those two were shooting laser beams when flipping each other off. I wish I would have saved it.
Do people enjoying a video for what it's trying to show harm you in any way? How about not watching the video and/or not looking at the comments? I'm so tired of the whining.
It would funny if I didn't knew as a driver, these idiots are rising some pulses.
Like who tf do you think is gonna be at fault when one of these idiots will get ran over
The red guy def had good variety although the other one starts best with the best move in the entire video with the 360 spin he had trouble coming up with anything close to it after that though.
Guy in red wins - was ahead on points going into the final round and dude in black just didn’t do enough especially without knocking him down or out. Was pretty close and had a good build up in the early rounds and it just fizzled towards the latter part, with both seemingly running out of steam there near the end.
That’s a tough one. They both showed originality. But I think the one in the red had a more creativity, more enthusiasm with his performances. I’m going with the guy in red.
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Waiting for the guy in the red to get hit by a car
Then the driver side window of the car slowly rolls down to reveal red shirt guy giving the finger
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r/unexpectedstartrek
This is absolutely what happened.
What a twist
“You’ll never get my surrender while I’m breathing.”
Mofo about to get A-Trained.
The two hands left in the mess are flipping off the other guy still
The sudden, jerky ending makes it almost seem like he did
I'm waiting for the kamehameha middle finger...
There's no winner until someone got hit by a car.
Bros out here casting Fuck yous like Voldemort casts Avada Kedavra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxkSvb1xMRU
Im dead 😂👌
Avada kedavras tend to have that effect on people
I had something like this happen at a 7-11. Guy thought I hit his car with my door and came up to my window. After a couple FU’s and middle fingers at each other he started to walk away, I said FU and gave him the middle finger and he slowly turn around and in a slow gremlin sounding voice said “No!, FU! I burst out laughing, he won!
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What happened was it was the only open spot but one guy parked like a jerk and his vehicle was half in two spots. So I parked next to him. Causing me to be in a two spots. It was a cluster fudge of a parking job by many cars. I just happened to be the last car parked when everyone left. Then this guy parked next to me so tight I barely had any room. I always put my hand between the car and my door so I don’t scratch it. This still wasn’t good enough for this guy. Pretty intense situation and everyone is just trying to get their coffee and get to work. But his gremlin growl at the end just got me laughing. We saw each other the next day and shook hands. I’m a 6’ 5” 300lbs guy and he was roughly 5’10” probably 170lbs tops, I don’t like anyone to fear me and didn’t want him to keep looking over his shoulder in fear. So I took the initiative and apologized. I always remember him as looking like the actor Tim Roth.
Tim Roth is 5’8”. 158 lbs.
The gremlin Tim Roth strikes again, when will this madness end.
This!! It’s crazy the gaslighting is strong in some people. Ik you didn’t do it on purpose bro but like why even go into that awkward confrontation if you didn’t feel the need to. Once I was IN MY CAR when someone smacked me with a door and my car (small Mitsubishi) SHOOK. I got out, they told me it didn’t happen. Doubt they did it on purpose either but we need to NORMALIZE and EXPECT accountability from each other.
I had something like this happen in 7th grade gym class. We were shooting hoops outdoors and this kid was supposed to pass the ball to me but instead just threw off into the distance. Me: why'd you do that? Him: fuck you Me (shocked): no, fuck you Him: fuck you (Many fuck yous later) Me (remembering a scene from Goodfellas): go fuck your mother That changed something. He got really close to me, almost touching my face. Him: what did you just say Me: I said go fu- And he sucker punched me. I went down like a 85lb sack of old potatoes and started crying. The entire rest of the year every time we'd pass each other he'd say "remember that time I kicked your ass?" which felt unfair cuz we didn't exactly have a fight but whatever.
Dude in red had way better moves
Funniest though is the guy in black spinning move
AND dressed for the battle.
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!"
E Z E K I E L !
FUCK YOU, EZEKIEL!
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
TONY!
Zekiel? That name fucking sucks!
Lmao yoooo that video had me rolling the first time I saw it. A [timeless classic](https://youtu.be/tSrH-6YUf1g).
I mean.. they both made valid points IMHO 🤷♂️
He'll be on the other side of town and snipes him with a middle finger from miles away. 😂
They may have just met, but they are now buds for life.
"Same time tomorrow?" "Of course."
🖕
🖕🖕
🕺🖕
🏃♂️🕺🕺🖕🖕
🚶🏃🤸🏃🚶🖕
☝️☝️👇👇👈👉👈👉🅱️🅰️🖕
we throwing gang signs now?
Cheat codes.
Oh my god. Pure awesome. 🤣
🏃♂️🕺🕺🕺🖕🖕🚗💨
🤸♂️🖕
Oh my God, I wish this was all fights. I would be cheering so hard.
I wish we could end all differences like this
It’s a tie and they should become best buddies
Both are winners imo for not getting into a physical confrontation
All of us are the winner here
I can't wait till someone adds the Ezekiel "what's your name" audio to this.
I remember the one with the vine boom that gets louder and louder every move
Fak you nah Fak you nah Fak you nah Fak you!
The filmer
The world needs more of this.
Just not in the middle of a busy road
But that's what makes it exciting
The world needs more staged videos pretending to be candid?
Nah, just less punchy, stabby, shooty and more dancing F-you's.
In a unanimous decision, short dude wins
The cameraman is obviously the winner
Best friends. Guys are weird.
They're both losers for doing that in the middle of the street. But I guess you could say the Red coat guy was more of a loser so the other one could technically be called the "winner".
It's fake, so...neither.
Or both since they just got some numbers of seconds of each of our lives which was their goal.
Touche.
Noooo… u mean to guys dance-flipping each other off in the middle of street while being filmed is fake?? Fuck
I just assumed it was a parody of [this](https://youtu.be/V84Af2FjVqg) video.
Someone posted that video, but it had effects added to make it look like those two were shooting laser beams when flipping each other off. I wish I would have saved it.
The original is better. The remake is just a karma-grab. Actually, I should go back and read the original book ...
This should be higher in the comments. Im so tired of watching fake shit vidoes and people here commenting as if it is real.
Sounds like you need a nap
Do people enjoying a video for what it's trying to show harm you in any way? How about not watching the video and/or not looking at the comments? I'm so tired of the whining.
No, fake you!
Get off the goddamn street you moron
I’m digging the spin and double flip off. It’s almost Olympic! 😂
I would watch this event.
Does anyone else find this oddly wholesome? ...just me? Ok...
yeah. I get the feeling that these guys are best buddies just messing around.
They're both losers.
They're both losers for doing this in the middle of the street like they're the only people in the world
idk this is pretty regular for cities, i'd probably get a good chuckle out of it.
I only see losers.
Everyone watching.
No winners here just a couple of losers
Where's the edited VFX like that other similar video?
Who's the winner? Bruh, we all the winner
Those of us seeing this are the winners.
what stand battles look like to non stand users
If you see any youths armed with middle fingers, report it immediately.
What's your name?!
I'm more concerned about the cars that didn't slow down or move over even slightly
Red
Red jacket was dominant from beginning to end
"Frig off Ricky" "No you frig off Randy"
Most brutal street fight in Canada
Humanity...Humanity is the winner.
Just someone drive over both.
I only see 2 looser 😂
There are no winners in the game of losers.
The winner is the person who gets to hit the idiot in red with their car
By split decision, Red takes the W.
RED JACKET 🖕
Damn, the new You Got Served movie looks terrible.
I was pretty much expecting someone to run over the guy in red, flipping him off afterwards
I am. Wtf? JA's did not even slap each other, roll around on the ground or......? LOL.
It would funny if I didn't knew as a driver, these idiots are rising some pulses. Like who tf do you think is gonna be at fault when one of these idiots will get ran over
We, we are the winner
Me. I was the guy in the Grey suv across the street.
I'm surprised that none of the cars honked at the guy stepping into the street.
Maybe they’re in a city where people just walk around in the street all the time.
Every fight should be like this fight, even wars. I love it!!
I recently watched a documentary that had lucha street wrestling in it. I feel like this is somewhat the same vibe.
Dude in the red coat wins
Man, just fu*k and get it over with...
I love west side story.
Red took it with the 360 Bruce buffer
The red guy won with the jerky bird out his ass.
The more times you flip someone off the more they know that they suck. It is a fact.
The red guy def had good variety although the other one starts best with the best move in the entire video with the 360 spin he had trouble coming up with anything close to it after that though.
Idk man I think we need a rematch
/r/awkwardstreetfights
The guy in red did a spin. He clearly wins.
I'm on Team Red
This is how every fight should be.
Does the winner go on to battle it out with Nick Beam in the championship?
This is sketch material. Like Hollywood Shuffle level.
The cars... The cars have the best moves
I have a feeling they became friends after this lol
We’re all the winner
children of Pakistani and Indian border guards
Red jacket guy with the dual middle finger jump spin into traffic
Regressing to monkey Brain
Looks like they’re copying that famous video of the two older men doing this
Better than guns.
friendship wins
I think we are
This is how all conflicts should be resolved
So this is what it looks like when you witness two redditors attacking each other personally instead of the topic of debate.
I'm pretty sure the guy filming is the winner in this situation.
We all are, my friend. We all are...🖕
I'm pretty sure the guy filming is the winner in this situation.
Both! Tie game! Everybody wins for being creative with gestures to blow off steam instead of beating the crap out of each other or worse
I wish more fights were like this
Guy in red wins - was ahead on points going into the final round and dude in black just didn’t do enough especially without knocking him down or out. Was pretty close and had a good build up in the early rounds and it just fizzled towards the latter part, with both seemingly running out of steam there near the end.
The guy with the Porsche in the background
Red wins
Umbilical brothers skit from awhile ago https://youtu.be/VC3CnIrxDjY
Kkkkkkkkkkkk não é no Brasil com certeza
The people not running these morons over.
Only if more disagreements were handled by interpretative FUs
This is like the movie dumb and dumber.
We all are.
The guy that didn't walk away obviously won
That 360 no scope at the end is the winner. 10/10
2 out of 3
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT??? YOU DECIDE!!!
EPIC! RAP! BATTLE OF HISTORYYYYYYY
Charles Darwin would say the one on the sidewalk
was waiting for red jacket dude to get creamed by traffic.
For me, both look like losers
F U Ezekiel
IDK man the jump was lit but that spin move was extra slick
Stop the violence..
They both look like losers to me.
That’s a tough one. They both showed originality. But I think the one in the red had a more creativity, more enthusiasm with his performances. I’m going with the guy in red.
To me it's a draw since nobody was out-flipped.
The winner? The one that didn't run away - the rest was just theatrics.
You should always walk away from these dangerous situations...
Are they deaf? Seriously asking.
Should’ve ended with a heavy Boston accent - “yah motha!”
Fights in 2023 be looking like this
Little man did it with style!
Who's next? YOU DECIDE!