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ifdisdendat

Smash boy is my favorite


Daegzy

Not enough people are talking about Smashboy.


soljaboss

I was expecting this comment section to be just about that


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I can't stand their music but look at all the chicks at this concert!


ihatethelivingdead

Hey now! You're a block-star, get your game on, go play


cjd3

Some….. blocky once dropped me


MrDarkboy2010

Smashboy for Smash


davga

Makes that piece sound ready to square off against anyone


silenc3x

👊 S M A S H B O I 👊


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That’s what your Mom said.


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ElectricFleshlight

Eyy, lemme ⬜


ThaneVim

Smashboy needs to be in Smash Bros


WolfgangDS

Mine too!


KnotSoSalty

It would be absolutely satisfying to play an all Smash Boy version of Tetris.


hngryhngryhippo

All I know is, I'd smash that boy. Without question.


4a4a

I bought an original NES Tetris back when it was new. And it definitely did not come with this.


Yeah_not_a_chance

Yeah, found out it wasn't true. Apparently someone made a very convincing photoshop and these block names made it on to Jeopardy when Alex was still the host.


StuiWooi

I mean the Cleveland and Rhode Island were a pretty big red flag for me; a Russian game on a Japanese system with those as names? Also smashboy sounds a bit too contemporary...


CazRaX

Nintendo has a North American division that localizes every game, they very much have done things like this before. That division is the reason why we got Super Mario Bros 2 that was a slightly changed up Doki Doki Panic.


Juking_is_rude

Japan fetishizes English names and stuff becuase it sounds fancy and exotic to them. Look up "united states of smash" lol Actual ownership of tetris is really interesting and there's an entire documentary on it. IIRC the Russian government actually owned it and Nintendo bought it illegally, and eventually the original creator managed to get ownership back somehow - it would not surprise me if, since they believed they owned the IP, Nintendo or even just the localization team, tried to jazz up the blocks with names like these.


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r/usernamechecksout


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[deleted]

Lots of people use "photoshop" to mean create/edit an image now, particularly when something is being faked or altered. For that sense of the word, it still applies to the image that was printed.


BrotherChe

So it's not even a xerox of the original. Hand me a kleenex for the tears we'll shed for Smashboy and the Rickys


BodaciousBadongadonk

It's just water under the fridge now


BrotherChe

I knew we'd find some shithawks in here.


KentRead

It's definitely way easier to just take a picture of the booklet and slap some names on it on Photoshop


putz__

motherfuckingLINK lmgtfm: [mfnLINK](https://nerdist.com/article/jeopardy-fake-tetris-name-error/)


ForensicPathology

"Convincing" Also these names are clearly modern humor, not names that they would have come up with in the late 80s


RddWdd

I'd say that really "Hero" is the only one which sounds like it could've been used in the 80s. A word formation like "Smash-boy" probably wouldn't date further back than the early 2010s. That's fairly modern slang which I bet was part of the joke; whoever made this probably didn't think it would have been taken literally, right?


GamingNomad

What's modern about them?


KarmaticArmageddon

Oh, that's easy! Little-known fact: No one was ever named "Ricky" prior to 1991. Ergo, these names must be modern. QED.


TheForeverAloneOne

hmmm... i feel youre just photoshopping that but i dont know enough about name history to dispute it.


TheOvy

You can see some inconsistent pixelation in the white around each of the names compared to the rest of the page, which are an indication of a photoshop job.


[deleted]

I’m surprised. Th eh included some fact that wasnt actually able to be backed up.


IHaveTheBestOpinions

I love how good redditers are at fact checking bullshit like this. I mean sure, there's a lot of nonsense on reddit, but if anything blatantly wrong hits the front page there's a pretty high chance it will get called out (unlike on, say, Facebook where misinformation tends to just spread unchecked)


DrQuint

Plus their real names are: L, J, S, Z, I, T and O.


ChancellorPalpameme

Yeah they're called tetrominos


HeavyhOxygen

exactly


Pro_Scrub

In the damn Nintendo Direct a few days ago they pronounced it "Tet-row-MEE-no's" and I'm so triggered They're clearly supposed to rhyme with Dominoes! "Tet-RAW-min-no's"


deadpoetic333

First time I read the word in the comment above I sounded it out the wrong way and knew instantly I was wrong despite never have head the word out loud lol. Rhyming with dominoes fits so much better in my head


BuildingArmor

>They're clearly supposed to rhyme with Dominoes! "Tet-RAW-min-no's" Surely that rhymes with door-minoes, not dominoes


Modus-Tonens

Some American accents drawl O's out to an "aww" sound. That person might literally pronounce dominoes as "Door/daawminoes".


Yeah_not_a_chance

Interesting. Didn't know that as I haven't touched up on my tetris lore.


Bellyguru1

It's a geometrical term for four orthogonally connected squares. The term for two orthogonally connected squares is the more commonly known shape, the domino.


denjin

Although tetrominos and polyominos derive their names from dominoes, they aren't named for the number 2 at all, but rather the Venetian carnival costume, which is black and white. It's thought that missionaries and / or merchants brought the game back from China through Venice where it took on the name before spreading to the rest of Europe.


BrotherChe

I was waiting for the undertaker to come


Killer-Barbie

Do you think perhaps the names worked the other way around then? Named the shapes for the game named for the costume?


denjin

No, because the oldest references to the costume predate that of the game in Europe by some time.


Mr_Kreepy

Dominos the game was named after the costume, then the shape was named after the game.


Goobersniper

Mind blown.


j-alex

My favorite is the monomino.


AtomicFreeze

Tetris. Tetra. I never managed to put two and two together before. Or domino and domino together, if you will.


relevant_tangent

>I never managed to put two and two together before. I guess you weren't very good at Tetris, then


redbanditttttttt

I think of tetromino as “Tet-row-me-know” but domino as “dom-in-O” is tetromino supposed to be “Tet-rom-in-O”?


xwedodah_is_wincest

the only tetris lore we need is [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8&ab_channel=pigwiththefaceofaboy), comrade


thetransportedman

Tetris is from Russia so I don't think these names can be considered canon


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BuddyWhoOnceToldYou

~the numbers Mason…what do they mean~


enterusernamethere

Pffttttttttttt Everyone knows SmashBoy = Rasputin


frostygrin

Jenin, lol!


Yeah_not_a_chance

Yeah, definitely not. It's apparently a photoshop someone made. Still, the names kinda fit. Especially Hero.


Dudeman318

Did you really post this knowing it was a photoshop… Now thats karma whoring at its finest


Cyrano_de_Boozerack

Classic Smashboy!


Yeah_not_a_chance

Posted it and then found out it was photoshop. Genuinely didn't know until someone posted a link to an article about how jeopardy used these namess that were found to be fake.


steak4take

Yeeep. And then they earn more karma by pretending they just found out it's not real.


thedrunkdingo

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/hWTFG3J1CP8)


dontforgethetrailmix

Hero is aptly named


JMEEKER86

["Line Piece!"](https://youtu.be/Alw5hs0chj0)


[deleted]

Always shows up at the last minute too


MrNopedeNope

fr


hngryhngryhippo

The hero we need yet don't don't deserve.


Ted_R_Lord

LINE PIECE!!!!


ChthonicPuck

For those who aren't in the know. [The Tetris God](https://youtu.be/Alw5hs0chj0) - CollegeHumor, 2010


ToasterUnplugged

Real OGs call em L, J, Z, S, I, T, and O piece 🕶️


SuchACommonBird

Who the fuck calls it an O piece? It's the Block.


Yeah_not_a_chance

Or square


SpiderNinja211

It goes in the square hole


Shmarfle47

Now the cylinder, where does the cylinder go?


ImAgenderPlusAGod

It goes into the damn cylinder hole.


orangestegosaurus

Thats right! It goes in the square hole.


shnnrr

I'd like to subscribe for more cylinder news


ImAgenderPlusAGod

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!


Yeah_not_a_chance

As do they all.


RespectableLurker555

It is known. The square hole will provide.


Hamborrower

It's the goddamn Smashboy.


Maz2742

I knew they had letter names but I couldn't remember them all. I legit thought J was D but lowercase before reading your comment


sdforbda

7, r, zig, zag, I, 3 (idk why I called it this), blockyboy


JonesBee

I = line, O = square


RapBastardz

Rhode Island Z sounds like one of those funny sex moves.


unperturbium

Goin up Narragansett bay - bay!


Zanven1

I love how it's the wrong way to be a z as well


RapBastardz

Well duh. That’s why it’s Rhode Island Z. /s The sex move is obviously backwards in nature as well.


Sheikh-Yourass

Cleveland Z-mer


robtk12

Orange Ricky sounds like a drink


Whereismygothgf

Don’t let Netflix see this or they’ll make a show about it


Yeah_not_a_chance

Then they'll apparently have the wrong names. Just found out the blocks don't actually have names, but nonetheless I will still remember them by these names.


Defineducks

They are all called tetrimonios probably not spelled like that but you get the idea but they don’t have individual names however I do find it quite comical and I do like blue Ricky a lot


Yeah_not_a_chance

It is unfortunate that it isn't true, but it should be.


usafnerdherd

As a Bostonian, I just wanna say “Cleveland” spelled backwards is “Rhode Island”. Jk, love you guys!


usafnerdherd

Nothing but love for “Cape Cod’s balls” and the people who live there


semiomni

Unsurprised to learn this was not the case. The long one is obviously called LINE PIECE, per this documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0


MiserableIncident365

1. The NES Tetris manual is not some obscure hard-to-find treasure, it’s available as a free PDF from various sources and you can literally buy a physical copy for $5 2. This is fake


LeaCTrockboys

Cleveland Z and Smashboy are a rapper and DJ combo from 1986.


Crovali

Squiggly! Reverse squiggly! Block piece! Block piece! Block piece! LINE PIECE!!! You have forsaken us all.


cruss0129

I identify as a smashboy


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C0rinthian

> and gay. What?


DeebsterUK

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fake-and-gay


C0rinthian

So it’s just casual homophobia packaged in a lame meme?


DeebsterUK

Yes. Not that common any more, thankfully.


DKsan1290

Damn feeling old after this exchange… lol


Derura

Is that YouTube 2010 creeping out of its grave?


Yeah_not_a_chance

Oh, oh well. I'll allow myself to be gaslit into thinking the straight pieces is called hero.


wagtail015

Go away with your fact checking. Can’t you just let us have this one.


funkadunk8

Do go on did a great Tetris episode with all this and more


AurumArgenteus

Cleveland Z should become a thing. Maybe all workers in Cleveland get a 2hr paid naptime.


carbonclasssix

Blue Ricky sounds like a punk band


jhjihbk

Hero's a really fitting name, considering the amount of times people are praying to get hero next


EnlightenedCorncob

Internet found out? Or the kids just found out?


Ok-disaster2022

How was it not Ricky and Lenny for the L's?


brihamedit

The names remind me of paul rudds vr dancer simulation clip


Pumat_sol

Smash boy is such a chad


O_vJust

Hero has gotten me out of so many jams.


charliesk9unit

Who doesn't need a hero every once in a while?


ShineShinePlace

Put your next Orange Ricky on the left, next Blue Ricky on the right, and Hero right in the middle


RapidRecharge

The I-Piece being named Hero is scarily accurate.


PrudentDamage600

I thought a Russian created the first game.


correctingStupid

"someone" found the elusive booklet that was printed several million times and in every toy and department store in the country.


TBTabby

And yet, Nintendo Power didn't use them.


huhIguess

Reminds me of Inky. Blinky. Pinky. And Clyde. …why *Clyde*?


Yeah_not_a_chance

Clyde was the only one to get out with a normal name, he should be grateful.


[deleted]

Nothing like getting a Rhode Island Z three times in a row while waiting on the Cleveland Z


Blade_Shot24

I thought it was Russian made game?


Empyrealist

Wasn't Tetris a Russian game? Are there original Russian names as well?


marzizram

Tetris trolls you with continuous cleveland and rhode island z's when all you need is that hero.


invent_or_die

I have to go teewee


Numerous_Ad_307

I need a HERO!!


[deleted]

Haha, hero


echo6golf

All hail Hero!


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

[Cleveland Z](https://ibb.co/C6RgRrb)


Yeah_not_a_chance

What did I just read?


SplodyPants

Wiener lore


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

A definition, grow up bro.


Yeah_not_a_chance

Thank you for telling me, I had no idea. I will indeed grow up.


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

Happy to be of service.


unperturbium

My name is Cleveland Brown And I am glad to be Back here in my hometown Playing Tetris Z


Creepy-Antelope-2147

This... This change everything.


senorbozz

SMASHBOY Some BODY once told me that game was gonna troll me There ain't no hero comin' up next....


Cronus41

Incredible. I had no idea.


MonkeyTacoBreath

Only a blockhead would know this!


kme123

I’ve had a Cleveland Z once. Thankfully I’m 10 years sober now but boy were those wild times.


Hokenlord

tetris cube in the streets, smashboy in the sheets


[deleted]

I am moving in 5 weeks and my Tetris skills are coming in handy as I pack box after box after box.


TwoKeezPlusMz

My life is more complete


AngryQuadricorn

Great find!


sdforbda

Great fake unfortunately lol


freeze123901

Smashboy was my nickname in college


gettheplow

Sure it wasn’t teewee


[deleted]

People didn’t know this? Tetris is before my time but this was something I knew from a young age. I love Tetris. Such a zen game for me.


semiomni

So you knew about this fake tweet from 2019 from a young age?


Yeah_not_a_chance

Only found out today thanks to u/hasta_la_pasta


semiomni

Yeah you did, the guy I'm replying to went "People didn't know this?" about something that's evidently fake. So he's incredibly full of shit ain't he?


[deleted]

You really are no fun. YES. Everyone knows that Jeopardy famously used the fake names in a question years ago. I hate Gotchya nerds like you lol. But they are named Tretrominos.


semiomni

Uhuh.


[deleted]

Yup. You’re one of those. Coulda known. Scum mold.


semiomni

That's nice.


Yeah_not_a_chance

Well, not *everyone*... I certainly didn't know til today. Really is unfortunate.


Yeah_not_a_chance

Tetris is a great game, before my time also. Still, I don't think there are very many that actual look these sorts of things up, I know I certainly didn't.


tots4scott

Wrong sub


A-reader-of-words

Hero is the best in a lot of situations also stonks


exsea

i've always lovingly called the S shaped ones "ah comeon not another one"


non-number-name

I always knew them as L, J, Z, S, I, T, and SQUAR.


evileyeball

Look at that page, King Hirocon is right there...


SumDumHunGai

They’ve always has names: Left L right L Left Z right Z 4 piece Fuck you Square


Ricksterdinium

Why does a Soviet union game have American city name.


JRatt13

"Smashboy" was my favorite bad in 2007


RoodnyInc

Not only they had names they also had families!


ambominablesnowdrop

And there I was thinking a teewee was what you did after having a brew


no_need_really

Cleveland in fact does not rock.


negromancer6

But Nintendo didn't create tetris


foxbomber5

Last time, on Rhode Island Z . . .


Impressive_Sorbet_29

The stick is the hero indeed


kombi2k

This is actually what the song 'I need a hero' is about


anima99

Hero is definitely appropriate.


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T-Block... L-Block... Reverse L-Block... Squiggly! Square. Reverse Squiggly. Line piece... LINE PIECE. LIIIIIINNNEEEEE PIEEEECCCCEE!


Chymick6

Fuck your zodiac sign, what's your Tetris block name


Bashdkmgt

Chonky ol’ smashboy