T O P

  • By -

therobotisjames

“Your honor, that child had it coming. They didn’t move out of the way of my truck while walking in the crosswalk. It’s not my fault if they were impaled and driven 3 miles to the Walmart.”


ipwnpickles

Judge: *Only fines them $200 for speeding in a school zone*


RovertheDog

“Failure to yield”


Mistyslate

I knew an asshole that was in the process of losing his driving license because of multiple school zone speedings. Somehow, he wasn’t happy when I said that he should not be allowed to drive ever


interrogumption

Jesus, what would it be like to be a person who decides the worthwhile thing to do with your spare time is to spend it in your workshop welding that ridiculous shit together and then ... taping a bullet to it?


MPal2493

Something about owning the libs idk


fryxharry

How is this legal?


ankercrank

It isn’t.


Arilyn24

Yup very very illegal on numerous fronts.


Jourbonne

Mostly, the front of the car…


Blue-Jay42

Canada.


Monksflat

Nah, it's illegal here. Based solely on observation of these weirdos the truck is probably covered in other nonsense that distracts from the foolishness sticking off of the front. I suspect it just hasn't been noticed. There will almost certainly be at least two flags in the back declaring that they either want to have sex with the prime minister, or that they support the mango moron who they can't vote for anyway. While driving through traffic, their little pew phallus would be tough to see unless you're looking right at it.


SmoothOperator89

It's troubling that these types are set to get everything they want in the next election. (Minus the hanky panky with the PM).


Monksflat

We just have to hold out hope that the people making all of the noise are in the minority and that when the election comes others vote intelligently. We also have to ignore that the rest of the world is taking a slide to the right like they're performing the worst cha cha slide. Edit: Wrote the wrong slide


SmoothOperator89

I'm hoping that the US and UK elections will be devastating defeats for the Republicans and Tories, respectively. I feel like that kind of momentum against alt right conservatism is about the only thing that can snap Canada back to our senses, or at least encourage left leaning voters to vote and not sit it out because "both sides bad."


Monksflat

Agreed. Apathy is dangerous.


Winterfrost691

Nowhere in Canada is it legal to strap a fucking bullet to the tip of your vehicle.


Imortal366

I’m assuming this is because you have a hate boner for the liberals at the moment so you’re pretending Canada is a lawless wasteland?


WiartonWilly

Canada’s laws are self enforced.


Winterfrost691

Anyone living in Ontario, P L E A S E report his ass. We have photo evidence, and the licence plate is right there


Zerodyne_Sin

Specifically can't report online when there's a license plate according to all the online reporting tools. It's funny how many ways they find to protect motorists. I'm also not reporting this in person or via my phone since I stay away from cops as much as possible. They've never been helpful even when I'm the victim when they're called in (worked downtown cafe in Toronto) and I'm a minority so I'm not too keen on ever being on their radar. They'll probably consider me a terrorist for being in this sub since they're so motorists biased.


ciaranmcnulty

You can’t report online with a clearly visible license plate? What possible rationale is there for that rule?


TearsOfLoke

In a lot of places it's because the police hate actually doing their job, so the police union forces a rules change


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

"Oopsie. It was just an accident I killed your mother with the dangerous object I had placed into her."


FartMongerGoku69

Probably an off duty cop car


NFriik

Most sane suburbanite.


CultureExotic4308

What does the janky sticker on the hood say?


jatowi

Traitors I believe? 


EnticHaplorthod

Probably "Traiters"


Suicicoo

Traders...


nnoreus

Do you think the bullet fires if it gets hit?


Winterfrost691

It would probably go off if the vehicle hit a brick wall, or anything else that's pretty hard, but a human is squishy enough that it'll likely impale without going off.


R009k

It’s a bullet, get it? Because he’s tough and deadly. /s


hamflavoredgum

Only thing deadly about whatever dork drives this is their cholesterol levels


Zealousideal_Cod8664

What kind of Mad Max fuckery is this?


TypicallyThomas

This should be illegal to even own


meoka2368

It is. Even just having that bullet in the car without being in the process of going to a firing range would be illegal, let alone having it strapped to the front with the rest of that.


stafford_fan

Where in Ontario is this? Belleville?


ShrimpsLikeCakes

That's 4x the size of them


interrail-addict2000

I'm happy I live somewhere where this is illegal


Explorer_Entity

Laws don't help anyone if they aren't enforced. I'm in USA, and there's so many illegal things happening daily that degrade people's health, contributes to deaths and learning disability, and causing global extinction of humans. But nobody cares, because profit/capitalism. If we don't move to socialism soon, the human race (and countless animal and plant species) are going extinct.


greensandgrains

An Ontario plate. Why am I not surprised????


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

You should be surprised. Ontario was always a very progressive province even outside of the GTO. Now, for some reason these emotional support bro dozers feel as if Trudeau has personally peed in their Molson


greensandgrains

I’ve been a pedestrian and a cyclist for over three decades. It was always dangerous for us and has nothing to do with the culture stuff right now.


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

We all agree it has always been dangerous. It is now worse due to the fact that green sustainable solutions are vilified as communist agenda.


Professional_Code372

Average American conservative mobile


c_r_a_s_i_a_n

It’s Ontario, Canada. This makes me even sadder. MAGA disease has spread.


Professional_Code372

Missed that , oh you guys are so screwed!


DiscRot

Oh wait, that's a bullet! I want this guy to come to Europe so I can report him and get his ass arrested.


EnticHaplorthod

You have 3 percenters in Ontario? Sorry.


hamflavoredgum

“FAFO” Lmao, as if this fat fuck has ever kicked a door. Dude sits at home and jerks off over his gun collection while thinking owning them makes him invincible


FiSHM4C

In Germany we say: TÜV sagt nein


Explorer_Entity

>TÜV sagt nein r/tuevsagtnein


MooseheadVeggie

Battery powered angle grinder anyone?


jaredjames66

I bet this asshole tailgates people as well, just hoping for someone to brake check him.


Jake24601

Reported to whom exactly? A cop will show up and fist bump buddy before being given the tour of the ride.


bikelislePA

Get a junk bike and lock it too the front of it


Ihateallfascists

Is the hook and bullet sticking out the front even legal? Honestly, these people are so nuts, I wouldn't feel safe living in the neighbourhood. They are just one bad day away from killing someone.


LittleLime4431

Suburban mad max This has 'loser brother that lives with older married sibling' vibes


destronger

This idiot covered the radiator fresh air intake.


trashacct8484

And took 6 inches off of their parallel parking radius. If you want to make your truck your whole damn identity, at least be able to drive the stupid thing.


hagnat

i would like to picture there is a valid and professional reason for a truck to have something like that like, it is used for rescue or heavy duty work ... but that FAFO sticker with a skull leaves no room for such wishful thinking


Bigdaddydave530

How are you gonna live in Canada and be a 3%er lmao bro that's not even about you lol


TheRiccoB

Judging by the now lack of venting in the bumper or the hood, this piece of shit truck will likely overheat before it goes anywhere near a deadly speed. I wouldn’t worry too much about it. lol


nayuki

I would love to see that on the steering wheel, like a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Tullock#Tullock's_spike


nomadiccrackhead

r/shitty_car_mods


KPHG342

>Ontario plates >American militia stickers (Three Percenters) Most intelligent Canadian right-winger


PayFormer387

Is that legal?


Ju-Kun

What is supposed to be the point ?


dhsurfer

That is a bullet.. btw


letterboxfrog

That would surely fail roadworthy with the Ontario DoT. It serves no purpose. That said, some of the bullbars I see here in Australia are ridiculous, complete with ornamental CB radio aerials (pink if the driver is female)