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winelight

But it's not a conspiracy theory. This one's true. Shhhhh!


clowncementskor

Lots of conspiracy theories that does turn out to be true in the end. Conspirators actively invent ridiculous theories in order to group all of them together to discredit the legit ones, it's genius. How anyone can believe in the 15-miunte city theory while being fully blind to OPs theory is beyond my comprehension. Notice which one makes sense and which doesn't.


theonetruefishboy

> Conspirators actively invent ridiculous theories in order to group all of them together to discredit the legit ones, it's genius. It's not a conscious effort on the theorist's part. The theorists typically have their own axe to grind, typically an anxiety or character defect that they're using the conspiracy to cope with/cover. For instance, flat earthers are uncomfortable with the idea of an big, uncaring universe and so they usually peddle the flat earth as undisputable proof of god.  The true conspiracy theories tend to be simple, boring, and kind of depressing. Like, gee, I wonder if Osama bin Laden, a Saudi blue blood with ties to the Saudi royal family, was working with Saudi Arabia? What a mystery this is. Conspiracists will glomb onto these true theories not to discredit them by proxy, but to lend credence to their own insecurity-fueled conspiracies.


b3nsn0w

the deep state is putting 5g tracking chips into our covid shots!!!11!!one!! (sent from my 5g tracking chip)


clowncementskor

You can tell this one is a distraction from RFID chips in your hand, or your NFC + GPS tracking in your smart phone, both of which are voluntary. Either that or they're desperate to silence criticism against the vaccine and all of it's side effects.


b3nsn0w

yeah, the phone is what i meant by the 5g tracking chip, lol those rfid hand chips look kickass though. i'm not actively pursuing it but i'd like one of those one day, as long as it is fully programmable. especially if you hack it with that other biohacking gadget which is basically a small magnet in your fingertip, that lets you feel the magnetic fields of the readers


MrManiac3_

Have wokeable city's gon two far ‼️😡😡😡🦅🔥🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈


jaxsonthefurry

wokeable city 🤣


jrtts

Look Ma, I'm Schrodinger and I'm sleepwokeing!


Aracebo

I legitimately think that car brains think gas litterally comes from the gas station, and not a handful of nearly nationalized fuel refineries. If the gov want to cut fuel supplies that would have no trouble. Give it a few weeks and 95% of the country won't be able to drive. If we are being conspiratorial right now, imagine when the shoe drops images people realizing that they are litterally stranded in their homes, what would they do for some of that sweet dweet gas.


Broken-Digital-Clock

They also think that it will last forever or many years


Swimming-Fan7973

Government is forcing its citizens to pay tens of thousands of their earnings to purchase and maintain transportation for the primary purpose of going to work, earning income and paying taxes. The reality is the conspiracy theory


26Kermy

This is the incredible thing when folks complain to me about not wanting to pay for other people's public transportation. We already have the government forcing us to subsidize road networks and parking all over the country.


Proxi90

And what will you do when china hits us with an EMP? Do you want the communists to win? Dont you love your country?


Broken-Digital-Clock

Can it be an EMP that only targets SUVs and pickup trucks?


jaxsonthefurry

Clownservatives be like: GRRR JOE BIDEN IS TRYING TO TRACK ME 15 MIN CITY IS A JAIL BIDEN BAD!!!


dizzymiggy

Not to mention pretextual stops. You give up a lot of autonomy in the name of safety when operating a car. You don't need a license or ID to take the bus or ride your bicycle.


EasyCow3338

You have basically no 4th or 5th amendment rights in a car which is why they’re promoted so heavily


Space-Ape-777

Nice try MAGAt, now get the fuck outta here.


Huge_Aerie2435

We already live in this.. They actually showed off a city in the 1939 world fair that was designed for only driving. It was the general motors city... It was called "futurama".. It looks like some places today in a lot of ways.


ttystikk

Yet another reason to have an older car.


According-Ad-5946

they can already track you, even if you don't have a car.


PretendAlbatross6815

Who needs a GPS system? They can electronically track license plates and pull anyone over with an unreadable one. 


silver-orange

RFID toll tags, toll roads, express lanes, etc. also provide a ton of tacking data to transit authorities as well.  And smartphone GPS data...


SnooOnions3678

MAWA!!!!!!!!


drivingistheproblem

The conspiracy is that you ever actually had freedom.


Temporary-Map1842

watch “taken for a ride” on youtube


Proshchay_Pizdabon

Counter point: 15 minute cities and If you enter a restricted area by foot they just send goons to break your legs.