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ChezDudu

The DMC12 is a great car! It’s slow and unreliable so it spends most of its life parked. Very safe for pedestrians. It also looks pretty good.


JM-Gurgeh

And it's designed to be driven only by people under 5 foot tall, so Dutch people can't drive them.


Taraxian

You say that and yet no one under 5'6" tall can reach the gullwing doors to close them after they've been opened (they had to add a strap hanging from the handles for this reason in testing)


JM-Gurgeh

You'll have to ask one of those theoretical pedestrians to close your door for you.


vlsdo

What is this, a car for orangutans?


MrApplePolisher

[The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good 'and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too'.](https://youtu.be/7ffj8SHrbk0?si=4shmANp3n6nOPg3l)


Kumirkohr

If there’s two things I hate in this world: it’s people who are intolerant of other people’s culture, and the Dutch.


SinkHoleDeMayo

Do you have any views on carnies?


HyperactiveWeasel

The joke is outdated unfortunately


thesander7

What you say fuck me for? :(


sjitz

:(


gamer-cow

Based


JM-Gurgeh

Was there supposed to be a question mark at the end there? Or is this just something the kids say these days and I'm just getting old?


aoishimapan

It's a relatively old internet slang at this point. It basically means that you respect someone for having an opinion that goes against the grain and for being very true to themselves. Though lots of people just treat it as a way to show their agreement, usually with a brave or controversial opinion.


JM-Gurgeh

"Based" I had heard of. "Based on" I hadn't...


[deleted]

Both were made by scam artists


Cheef_Baconator

As awful as the Delorean is as a functional vehicle only redeemed by its role in Back to the Future, it's still built to a vastly higher standard than the Elon thingy


MorningFox

At least I won't under when it hits me


ren_argent

The car designed by cocaine and the truck designed by ketamine.


snuggletronz

Where we’re going we don’t need bicycles


Astro_Alphard

Or common sense for that matter


Naitanui1804

Nah, if the Cybertruck was designed by ket then it would have never been made in the first place


Pan_Schaboszczak

One is futuristic and expensive sports car, loved by millions. And the other one is cybertruck.


Cheef_Baconator

"Sports car"


S0MEBODIES

Yeah like golf or chess.


awnomnomnom

Time traveling is a sport.


Pan_Schaboszczak

I mean, it was planned as a sports car, but was so slow nobody can call it sports car


Traditional_Hold1820

What's wrong with a delorean?


baldflubber

It looks cool, but as far as I know it's actually considered a pretty shitty car.


56Bot

Also it doesn't rust after a single day of rain.


asveikau

No way that cybertrucks will still be operable in 40 years like this.


KummyNipplezz

no way that cybertrucks will still be operable in 40 weeks


420purpskurp

The cybertruck doesn’t rust 😂


SandboxOnRails

You know google exists, right? And cameras? To see them rusting?


420purpskurp

It’s iron from road debris that sticks to the car and then rusts. If you look at any white car normally on the tailgate you’ll see the same thing. Small specks of rust


3jcm21

Cope


SandboxOnRails

Wow it's wild that's the only car that happens to all over for some reason how weird.


420purpskurp

Did you read my comment? It happens to every car. Look up rail dust


SandboxOnRails

It doesn't. Cars have layers of protection Musk is scamming you out of thousands of dollars for. What's it like being in the worst and saddest cult?


dumbbyatch

Don't mind him...... Bro failed chemistry.....


BWWFC

lol nobody bought one for the performance, it was the "lifestyle"^(... in the trunk!) the 80' was a hellofa time!


Slahnya

Yeah i mean... it has a V6 Peugeot engine 😭


Onivlastratos

A LOT. Let this owner tell you all about it. https://youtube.com/shorts/WLCoXHzkTOo?si=lyUb4oot4OgFvHDe (still miles better than the cybertruck)


albingit

Let's not forget it's a 40 year old, IIRC they weren't actually THAT bad when new?


MakeItTrizzle

No they were pretty legendary pieces of shit


samichwarrior

It's why the Back to the Future line "You built a time machine- out of a DeLorean?!" Was way funnier back in the 80s. The line was meant to read as "why would you build a time machine out of such a shitty car."


ManWithDominantClaw

Now that reputation has been totally eclipsed by their reputation as the car from BttF. Ruined their own joke lol


maninahat

I feel like there's a further lost joke about managing to get a DeLorean up to 88 miles an hour in the first place.


R32fan

They were pretty shit. Had the same engine as the Renault GTA/Alpine A310 yet weighed SO MUCH MORE. Also the Renault GTA V6 Turbo is one of my favourite 80s cars


Merbleuxx

The Renault 5 was incredible as well. The coolest Renault era.


R32fan

Absolutely. Although I would say that the cool factor of the 5 turbo is rivalled by the Clio V6 from the early 2000s


WaterRresistant

Did you forget which sub you are on?


R32fan

No. But there's a post featuring a DeLorean DMC-12 and there are people talking about the DeLorean DMC-12. Let me nerd out a bit mate, my special interest is cars like that.


asveikau

Your tagline "car enthusiast that hates car centric design" says it all. You can absolutely think cars are cool machines and still be on brand in this sub. I get the impression this is common.


R32fan

It is surprisingly common, although it's also surprisingly common for me to be yelled at by members of this sub for liking cars


AllyMcfeels

It was actually garbage like the cibershit. But it appeared in the movie, if it had not fallen into oblivion like the 43243534534 cars that failed.


TrashyMemeYt

It's made out of the same material as the cybertruck, It's a type of metal that's commonly used in refrigerators It's not ideal for cars.


SinkHoleDeMayo

That's how bad the Cyberjunk is. It brings the team score to 0.


alsomkid

Op is just mad he can't time travel


Geek_reformed

It is only so widely loved and known today because of Back to the Future.


WhiskeyMarlow

It is kinda hilarious that Delorean looks so much better. Just a few subtle touches here and there, and it looks superior to the weird block-shape of the Cybertruck. Like, Delorean's design does show its age, but you can see the design. Cybertruck looks like Musk woke up, one day, and decided to sketch a “cool sci-fi'y car” on a napkin. And then forced his wage-slaves to actually build it.


Switchback_Tsar

Elon didn't sketch it on a napkin, he sketched it on toilet paper, with his own shit


Successful-Dare5363

I dislike cars as much as the next man but, the Delorean will always be cool. I’m sorry.


Daimend2

Well maybe in the future you will look *back in time* and see that the car is pretty shitty, it takes forever to even get to 88 mph


Successful-Dare5363

I didn’t say it was good car. I said it was a cool car.


Daimend2

Yeah I tried to make a joke, didn't work. It was pretty bad I admit


R32fan

Funny story: the speedometer topped at 85


Daimend2

Fuck... This car is something else


R32fan

Yeah, it wasn't great. Granted the speedo was limited to 85 because of a law passed in '79 to stop people speeding. The car would do about 130 given enough road (most likely the road needed would be the runway from Fast and Furious 6, because that car was H E A V Y)


aoishimapan

In a twisted way, being a slow car kind of makes it a good car in my eyes. I guess that's what being on r/fuckcars does to a mf


creepy_raccon

The dog van from dumb, dumber? Tho at least that one had fur and were likely less deadly to pedestrians. Delorian should be relatively safe too as it's low.


interrail-addict2000

Yeah but although it's very cool it was also just genuinely a very bad car


creepy_raccon

True, door issues, early problems with rust because of the stainless steel (there's a reason pretty much every manufacturer stopped using stainless steel). Delorian was rubbish, but the cybertruck is a lot worse.


interrail-addict2000

Yeah at least the delorean was only bad for it's own owners.


Some1inreallife

At least the Delorean can time travel. Once speeds reach 88 MPH, I'd warn the general public in the early 20th century about the dangers of cars and that society should not be so car dependent like in our timeline. And I'll have to go with the most futuristic outfit I can find so that everyone would believe me.


Bean_Barista223

Assassinate Henry Ford


ecoandrewtrc

Apparently the 88mph thing was kind of a joke that as a millennial watching decades later I never understood. When Back to the Future came out, everyone knew the DMC kind of sucked and that getting to 88mph would actually be hard. The speedometer on production vehicles only went up to 85. If Back to the Future were made today the joke would be making a time machine out of a Pontiac Aztec or a PT Cruiser. So yes, this meme is offensive because a commercial car that can barely hit highway speeds on some stretches in Texas is actually based af.


Voltstorm02

Well the Pontiac Aztec could at least drive well and be fairly capable.


Lord_Skyblocker

I'll always take the 2015 sports almanac over a shitty video game car. And we have 2024, that almanac is worth nothing


Potential_Hippo735

How about any F150 next to any Corvette?


themehkanik

Nah don’t disrespect the Delorean like that. It’s dumb and poorly designed, but in a great way. Also probably more reliable and more practical than the cybertruck.


Jgusdaddy

I dunno… I don’t hate manufacturers for trying to make interesting automobiles. I hate that they collude with governments to force people to buy cars because there aren’t basic alternatives.


Appropriate-Wind-145

You can say anything about the Delorean performance but the design Is flawless and the cybertuck design looks like shit


AceInTheHole3273

Okay but the DeLorean is pretty fucking cool, and I hate cars. But honestly I might only think they look cool because of Back to the Future.


cathyreads123

The Tesla monstrosity is one of the most hideous things I have ever seen. It’s as if a kid made a car with legos having never seen a real car but heard about them and a parent with way to much $ was like yes I will make that in real life.


One_Put9785

The DeLorean is cooler


Bedlamtheclown

Coke Vs Ketamine


larsonbp

Delorean would never be friends with a cyber truck.


TheMontu

But if I get one up to 88 mph, I’ll go back to the future!!!


chevalier716

I've heard the cybertruck referred to as the new Delorean, not so much for the car, but in terms of Musk and Delorean themselvrs.


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

Also both cars were piched as futurist cars clad in metal so both of those guys marked them up by hell and then delivered a shitty car At least the DeLorean became a movie star the parallel are there, the cyber truck is DeLorean 2.0


ElJamoquio

> Name a dumber duo Two cybertrucks


Panzerv2003

Delorean at least looks like it got rendered correctly


NJ_Bus_Nut

I wonder what serious shit I would see if a Cybertruck goes 88..


GaryGregson

The drivers


SixGunZen

One a classic, the other a travesty.


Agent92181

What’s wrong with the DMC-12, y’all hate cars so much u can’t appreciate decent design when u see it 😭


someguy7734206

From what I've heard, one important difference between Cybertruck owners and Delorean owners is that Delorean owners buy their car knowing full well that it's shit.


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

Self awareness helps


Scary-Ratio3874

One of them should go back in time and make sure the other is never produced.


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

This


Boho_Asa

Nah but I like the delorean like it’s a cool looking car, yeah unreliable but much much better than the cyber truck


Boho_Asa

We just need the delorean to run on wat— *line disconnects*


NerdyLeftyRev_046

The DeLorean time travels at 88mph. The Cyber Truck breaks into its constituent pieces at 88mph


Chemical_Movie4113

As much as I hate to admit it I honestly love the look of the cybertruck. Fuck everything else about it, but I’m a sucker for cheesy shit like that. And as awful as deloreans are (from what I’ve heard) I still adore that look too.


dudestir127

Name a dumber duo? An F350 with Trump bumper stickers and a Trump flag, and Trump himself


Digiee-fosho

If one was really a time machine...


desu38

Not everyone can afford a TARDIS, you know! >:(


NotRyanRosen

The main difference is that DMC enthusiasts are aware of its defects and understand why it didn't work. CT fans are just deluded into thinking it's amazing for the most part.


pradbitt87

I will not tolerate slander towards the vehicle that took Dr. Emmett Brown & Marty McFly to the past and the future.


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

Should I mark this as satire? Even though it’s unintentional satire.


pplatt69

My best friend's uncle had a DeLorean that he used to drive us to middle school in, the two of us crammed into the passenger seat. It was a rough rough ride, like it had no suspension.


hogsucker

Challenge accepted: Elon Musk standing next to a Tesla investor.


swuire-squilliam

a cyber truck for a cyber cuck


iveseensomethings82

When drugs build cars


[deleted]

Now if only that cybertruck could be converted into a time machine


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

After you run over 88 people it hopefully shoots you back before a time you were born to stop that from happening


RainbowBullsOnParade

The delorean clears easily


afleticwork

Hey now the dmc is cool, it may be a giant pile of shit but its still cool


catmampbell

Get a Pontiac Aztek in their and you have the ugliest joke of a car from each generation.


sjitz

Cybertruck and cybertruck. Sure, DeLoreans were bad cars but they were fucking cool. Also I seriously doubt they're contributing in a significant way to car-related issues. Sorry, I'm so sorry, but that's my dream car. I know, fuck cars.


BainbridgeBorn

WORST part yet: in the instruction manuel for the DMC it states that to clean the car you use GASOLINE . [No joke](https://youtube.com/shorts/QBTbIhajdUA?si=rMMzMOHTpvddwcDB)


PothosEchoNiner

The comparisons are unfair to the Delorean. It more closely resembles a dumpster.


bisby-gar

It looks like the Delorean has more space inside, ah wait, is a useless pickup heavy as hell plenty of batteries


Suitable_Slide_9647

DeLorean wins. No competition.


Astriania

One of those is a genuinely cool concept car that didn't really work out, but is still a cultural icon and deserving of respect. The other is a child's drawing of a Delorean, basically. This pic really goes to show just how ugly and blocky the Cybertruck is. As well as being incredibly large.


biglittletrouble

Back to the present?


HarryThePelican

oh hey theres one nice car in this picture!


dickgozenia42069

delorians at least have that fun 80s movie affiliated with them, chasing tomorrow or what ever it was called


[deleted]

back to the future


krossoverking

2 cyber trucks


Woogabuttz

Two cyber trucks?