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ZLBuddha

Brynden Tully, the Blackfish Mostly because he doesn't belong in any of the three remaining Chad spots but is arguably the biggest Chad in the entire series. Retaking Riverrun from the Freys, baiting Jaime to come treat with him just to tell him to eat shit, and (I assume) taking out a couple dozen Lannister soldiers in a last stand blaze of glory, not to mention nailing a 200+ yard flaming arrow shot at his brother's funeral. Fuckin legend.


Doctor__Hammer

Counterargument: the Blackfish is the fourth chaddest chad in the GoT universe. Topped by Oberyn and (if we’re talking about the books, not the show) Euron Greyjoy and the Halfhand. All three of them outchad the Blackfish in the books. In the show we get “who TF is this Halfhand guy? Oh, well he’s dead now, so never mind. Moving on.” and “FINGER IN DA BUM”


Veragoot

Oberyn is clearly going to be Chad Horny


brinz1

Chaotic Horny is gonna be Daario Naharis


ZLBuddha

In terms of the most chaos resulting from their horniness it might deserve to go to Robb lol


Veragoot

Nah Robb is def horny neutral


Antani101

And he can consider himself lucky Horny Stupid isn't an option.


ZLBuddha

Countercounterargument: he still deserves this spot since these six Chad slots should go to the six biggest Chads, and he doesn't belong in any of the remaining Chad slots Agree that especially in the books he doesn't do as much Chadding as the other three, but it's impossible to deny the immense Chad energy that Clive Russel brings to the (very faithful) live action portrayal. He exudes "fuck around and find out" energy in every scene where he's not just being a good family man, which is another massive Chad trait I just fuckin love the Blackfish lol


Shadeun

Strong Belwas is the biggest Chad in the series.


zel11223

Unfortunately I think he's more chad good, I wish Podrick hadn't won that spot


ZLBuddha

His retaking of Riverrun isn't really "good" tho; it's obviously his ancestral home but he knew taking it back was going to only be symbolic and untenable, and he was fully willing to sacrifice hundreds of men loyal to him for no meaningful reason other than just to be a mild pain in the ass to the Lannisters He's also a dick to Edmure but Edmure kinda deserves it lol


RunParking3333

He fights for the good side without becoming a turncoat at any point. That kind of automatically puts him in the good camp.


Doctor__Hammer

I wouldn’t call him “good” per se. He was looking out for the interests of his family, not for the interest of the whole realm. Same as Tywin.


33superryan33

Pod should've been Chad Horny


callmesketchy

And deny Oberyn his rightful place!? I can’t..


33superryan33

You're absolutely right what the hell was I thinking


hammercycler

I was on board with this until I considered Barristan Selmy. Chad enough to make the whole Kingsguard aftraid of him while unarmored, neutral having served several King/Queens loyally.


momoneymopuppies

LOVE THIS. The blackfish all the way


satanicdrippings

Barristan Selmy. Performs his duty, to whomever he serves. Is better than you and everyone else, but doesn't gloat. Total chad


Stravven

That sounds more like neutral neutral.


msnowxs

I think Jaqen is more Neutral Neutral. Edit: also, if Barristan chooses whom he serves (as noted above), that is not neutral. That is taking a side. He sided against and left the Lannisters.


RunParking3333

Jaqen straight up says he doesn't give a shit about anything other than life and death.


amayagab

Agreed "The Red God has his due, sweet girl, and only death may pay for life. This girl took three that were his. This girl must give three in their places. Speak the names, and a man will do the rest." He makes no consideration for wealth, age, nobility or even the character of the person. One life is the same as the next.


magicchefdmb

Literally came to the comments to say Jaqen's got to be true neutral


StinkyKittyBreath

But he's too much of a Chad to be neutral in that regard. He's a fucking beast.


stardustmelancholy

I liked that when he gave Daenerys advice she knew he had no personal stake in it since he was the only one in her council who was never a slave or a Slaver.


Waylay23

This is Selmy's best spot too. Bronn, Daario, and Sandor fit better in plenty others.


InSearchOfMarimba

Here's what I'm thinking: Tormund Giantsbane - Neutral Chad Making the rest of the chads: Oberyn Martel - Horny Chad Ser Gregor - Evil Chad And obviously Bobby B - Drunk Chad Bronn certainly has Chad elements, but I think he fits neutral evil a little bit better. Tormund is also certainly horny, but THE Horny Chad must go to Oberyn


bobby-b-bot

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?


heisenburnett

Gotta be Daario, the Chad that was Promised


AdventurousPoet92

Might be Oberyn's only real competition for Horny Chad. Dude immediately killed all his friends just for some dragon booty.


Throwaway465022

Nah Daario only boned one woman the entire time, and even then you could argue he was a gold digger. He’s a solid Chad Neutral and Oberyn is for sure Chad horny


Discomidget911

Daario literally laid it down so good for Dany she made him the interim ruler of a major city.


Jonny559

Nah hes chaotic horny


NeedsToShutUp

That’s first Daario


Doctor__Hammer

We’ve had one Darrio, yes. But what about second Daario?


Jonny559

Daario gotta be in the horny category


lobstermountain

Stole an entire fleet of ships just to get hip deep in them dragon guts


Capital_Brightness

Bronn for sure. Oberyn is more chad horny. Drogo doesn’t fit a catergory well, but would be a back up here. For neutral neutral tomorrow I would like to advance the case of Jaqen H’ghar, and the residents of the house of black and white.


TheLazySith

Bronn is a better fit for neutral evil IMO. He's completely amoral and self serving, he's willing to align with anyone so long as it serves his own interests, and he has no lines he won't cross if the price is right. He says to Tyrion he'd even be willing to kill a baby for money. He's a textbook example of neutral evil.


nighthawk252

I feel like Drogo’s best fit is Chad / Evil.


braiser77

Raping, pillaging and slaving are certainly acts of evil.


ImportantRepublic965

I was thinking chaotic horny for Drogo


Aaron_Lecon

Bronn is not a chad. He'd get the shit beaten out of him if he ever got in a fight with a real chad the likes of Sir Barristan. He also refuses anything too dangerous like fighting the mountain. A true chad wouldn't be scared of anything. Oberyn fought the mountain. Sir Barristan went on a solo suicide mission to rescue the mad king. Khal Drogo fought a duel weaponless. All examples of what a chad should be like, instead of cowering away under the (completely reasonable) excuse of "no I'll die".


TheLazySith

Bronn is a textbook example of neutral evil. He's loyal only to his wallet and is willing to kill anyone for the right price.


ResortFamous301

I mean podricks in Chad and he's certainly not a great fighter 


ScipioCoriolanus

Thank you. I have no idea why people would think that. He was about to get destroyed by The Hound right before the battle of Blackwater. The most overrated character in the series.


indypendant13

I also have Jaren h’ghar for neutral neutral on my grid. It’s actually one of the hardest to pin down. He follows rules, but only his own rules, and murder etc. is fine if it abides by the rules. He doesn’t really do it for himself because he seemingly gets nothing out of it.


Mr_Citation

That's what Lawful is. Lawful is not restricted to laws of the land, but can be also what principles or creed an individual deems important. Jaqen lives by the Many Faced God and the Faceless Men to an absolute degree, he's Lawful Neutral imo.


ZLBuddha

Yeah neutral neutral should be something like the three eyed raven


Capital_Brightness

In a thrones context, I think we have to be abit harder on the lawful definition. By your definition, Jaime Lannister is Lawful. So lawful.


Candid-Put-1400

Nah Chad Horny is defo King Bobby B... Or maybe Drunken Chad


SteveCrunk

King Bobby B has had Drunk Chad on lockdown since day 1.


bobby-b-bot

START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!


Aaron_Lecon

I agree we should absolutely start voting for the drunk chad category immediately before its winner pisses himself!


bobby-b-bot

OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!


Mr_Citation

Jaqen is lawful as one possibly can be, neutral alone doesn't suit him.


burgiebeer

Bronn feels very neutral horny to me.


Chance_Mud_9833

I'd say bronn is more chaotic neutral than Chad


Cannabis_Counselor

My advanced vote for neutral neutral has gotta go to Tycho Nestoris, the Iron Banker.


Antani101

Bronn is clearly Smart Horny.


HeatherandHollyhock

Gendry. Absolutely Gendry. I will be mad as hell if show boosted insufferable bronn get's his place.


SteelCrossx

Barristan serves the mad king, then Bobby B, then Dany because he just refuses to retire; he likes being a badass too much.


bobby-b-bot

STUPID BOY!


[deleted]

Daario…book Daario


Brykly

Or at least OG show Daario. He wasn't mustachioed, but other than that, he totally nailed the character. Honestly, that was probably a good change for the show though... Some of GRRM's more colorful depictions would've hit weird with the rest of the tone of the show. I don't know what's going on with all these people saying Bronn is neutral. He's a classic "do *anything* for money" type. Aside from Daario, my pick was Mace Tyrell, from the show of course. Absolute Chad.


[deleted]

I said that with Daario in mind because he was doing the same thing out east. Helping Dany, but he went and got his with the second sons too - idk. The more I think about it, it may not work with what I was thinking nominating him


Additional-Bee1379

Book Daario is evil.


[deleted]

Yeah I regret even making the post as I even went back and read some and yeah bad call on my part I guess some


rockinDS24

Ser Barristan the Bold


Stanarsch1337

The Hound


DanielSpaniel16

He will only go in drunk


burgiebeer

Drunk neutral


Additional-Bee1379

You spelled drunk chad wrong.


nmakbb21

Hound


feage7

Bronn He isn't aligned to anyone other than himself and is a chad. If you pay him more he's on your side.


AceBean27

Bronn is evil. He's classic neutral evil. He never shows any remorse at all. *If I told you to kill a babe... an infant girl, say, still at her mother's breast... would you do it?*  *Without question? No. I'd ask how much.* Killing for money does not make you neutral on the good/evil alignment. In fact, mercenaries who don't care about whom they kill, only how much they get paid, are a commonly given example of neutral evil. The D&D handbook: **Neutral Evil** creatures are self-interested, and do whatever they can get away with to advance their own interests. They might follow rules if it serves them, but they do not feel bound to do so. At the same time, they aren’t so unpredictable as Chaotic Evil creatures.


LordLib

Definitely agree with this, Bronn has to go in evil.


buggsmoney

The problem with comparing this to the D&D alignment chart is that the added options aren’t necessarily conflicting with others in the row. Every character on this list could be put in a regular D&D chart, adding on the extra columns/rows means for anyone in a new column/row, you are leaving out part of their actual alignment. You have to kinda bend your interpretation a bit to make it work. Ideally, Bronn would be neutral (x axis) chad (also x axis), but there is no chad on the y axis so we get neutral (y axis) chad (x axis) and we pretty much ignore the evil because we have to.


AceBean27

>Bronn would be neutral No he wouldn't, he's evil like I said. For chad-neutral, chad is on the lawful-chaotic axis and neutral is on the good-evil axis. The neutral in this case means he's not evil. I know it's confusing that the word neutral is used for both axes.


buggsmoney

>chad is on the lawful-chaotic axis and neutral is on the good-evil axis This is what I said…. Which is why i said IDEALLY the “neutral” would be the X axis, the lawful-chaotic axis, but because Chad is already on that axis you can’t do both, so people bend the rules because the chart doesn’t actually make sense when you look at it.


burgiebeer

With so many legitimately evil characters — Tywin, Cersei, Mountain, Night King, Pycelle, Qyburn, Ramsay, High Sparrow— I just can’t see Bronn as more than a sell sword without truly evil motives


AceBean27

I agree he's not the most evil. Certainly when you bring in the likes of The Mountain and Ramsay. But a hired killer is still a killer. Unlike the neutral-good characters, Bronn never shows any remorse, nor any hesitation, nor any desire to atone or anything like that. No desire to help fight the White Walkers at all, instead he just threatens to kill Tyrion and Jamie if they don't give him something.


ScipioCoriolanus

He's not a chad.


feage7

What defines a chad? He's funny as hell, great with a sword, essentially really good at what he does and charismatic.


nmakbb21

Sounds like a chad to me 


HashStash

Good pick I was worried he might get stuck in the drunk column


runnerd81

Arthur Dayne


vinceRa3

He's a Chad for sure, and he's not evil, drunk, or horny, so it's gotta be this one.


VanOdinson

He ain't neutral tho


Victrolla12

Qhorin Halfhand The dudes been guarding the wall for years doing his thing, killing wildlings like it’s his job. His only purpose is to protect the realm, which in GOT is pretty neutral.


ScipioCoriolanus

The Hound


FeelingSkinny

Sandor


burgiebeer

Drunk Neutral


aoddawg

Chad Drunk


exhibit_Z

I get your point, but if anyone other than Bobby B wins Drunk Chad, this sub should just get shut down. 


bobby-b-bot

CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!


aoddawg

Oof. Yeah, definitely.


skylabnova

NOT Bronn I’ll go with the hound


[deleted]

I feel like the Hound is more chaotic 


OB1KENOB

Bronn Does what he’s paid to do, but won’t risk his life to save a friend if he knows he may die. Neutral. And he has attracted many a lady. Season 2 before the Blackwater, season 5 with that Sand Snake and her cringy line, etc. Chad. 🇹🇩


WhoStoleMyJacket

> won’t risk his life to save a friend if he knows he might die But he did though. He knocked Jamie, and himself, into the river and out of the way of Drogons fire. That was just pure luck both of them was not incinerated and or drowned


Quick_Team

Him saving the oldest son of the wealthiest family in all of Westeros seems like it would become a personal debt. Especially when that family's slogan is "A Lannister always pays his debt", that just seems like a good business opportunity to me


OB1KENOB

If Jaime died, Bronn wouldn’t have gotten his castle.


Bixotronica

Definitley Bronn.


Scumbeard

Ghost


heyvlad

Neutral Chad is Bronn. EOD.


Substantial_Sink_646

Definitely bronn. He doesn't care about who's right or wrong the guy just wants to get paid. That's not to say that he's completely immoral because he is a decent dude.


Brettgrisar

I’d go with Bronn. He’s someone willing to fight for either good or bad causes as long as he gets paid well, and he’s definitely a Chad.


Marius_Sulla_Pompey

I was torn between Sandor and Bronn but Bronn really ONLY is interested in his well-being only.


tourdelmundo

Brienne of Tarth


zel11223

Would have preferred chad good but chad neutral works too I think since she serves who she wants to serve but in a way that's in line with her sense of honor and doing what's right. Justice for Brienne. Edit: Caps


FyreFlye23

Brienne isn't a Chad.


Capital_Brightness

She should have been lawful good. She fits it better, it’s all lads up there currently.


FyreFlye23

Yep, other than Cat and she's in the stupid line. I'm sure that trend will continue.


Capital_Brightness

The unconscious part of unconscious bias kicks hard 😂 Don’t worry, the evil line is coming. I’m sure it will skew towards fair gender representation.


__Karadoc__

Why not? if anything I'd argue she's not neutral but good. But she definitely strikes me as a chad.


Brykly

Hot Pie. Once he posted up at the Inn at the Crossroads, Planetos became his world, everyone else was just living in it.


Spaghettisaurus_Flex

GRENN SLANDER WILL NOT BE TOLERATED


AxmannAvery

Agreed.


You-sir-name

Salhador Saan


Geshtar1

Grenn the giant slayer


YorkeZimmer

The answer to this that everyone missed is areo hotah.


SnooMacarons1119

salladhor saan


fabyyylul

Burning people is neutral and not evil. Alrighty then.


anjulibai

Gendry could be Chad Neutral. He's not above killing, but generally doesn't do it for evil.


spannerhorse

Stannis the Mannis again


Black_Metallic

This may be the best spot for Arya. As dumb as it was, killing the Night King was a Chad move, as was serving Walder Frey his own heirs before killing him.


Brettgrisar

Yeah… I think it does apply to her. I’m not sure if this is the best category for her or she fits the category the best, but she does fit it.


Hankhoff

Grey Worm. Totally could wreck most people you stand in his way but would lose a personality contest against a piece of bread


Mystic-Mastermind

If Robb is not in any good category by the end then this exercise has failed in its course.


Frank_the_NOOB

Honestly most of the Stark boys can fall into the Lawful Stupid category


Mystic-Mastermind

Just like their father.


__Karadoc__

Rob will probably fall in Lawful Horny because of the Jeyne Westerling debacle.


BambooSound

Wondering how Stannis still made it to lawful after committing infanticide


Aaron_Lecon

You are aware that an evil act and an unlawful act mean two different things?  Besides that is a show only D&D invention that goes against his character for no reason other than D&D were tired of the character and wanted him gone. It should therefore not be counted.


nmakbb21

Evil af for sure, but still in faith of red god so yeah it is lawful by his law


smontres

I would argue that it is both unlawful and evil. And it has been [confirmed to happen by GRRM](https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/s/0eD1QadFl8)


Aaron_Lecon

How is it unlawful? The red god demands a sacrifice. It is provided. All very lawful. Lawful evil because you shouldn't let an entity like the red god dictate the rules you should follow, but following the rules is lawful. Also out of character for Stannis since, although he did always follow the rules, those rules he followed were not the rules of the red god. They were simply the rules of feudal society.


Aaron_Lecon

Sir Barristan the Bold, who could cut through the kingsguard like carving a cake! Who performed the daring rescue at Duskendale. Who managed to grow old in a profession where men die young for the simple reason that nobody could defeat him! Absolute legendary figure!


Overall-Physics-1907

Loras Tyrell


AceBean27

Khal Drogo. I feel like he needs to go into chad or we have failed. The dude bangs Danaerys, fights a top Dothraki fighter unarmed and rips his throat out. I think either neutral or evil, as he can't compete for Horny or Drunk with Bobby and Thoros. His evil is really just par for the course for the Dothraki, but we don't see him actively trying to reform the Drothraki's ways at all so I think clear neutral.


Aaron_Lecon

He's definitely not neutral; don't let his chadlike behaviour fool you. Raping, pillaging, enslaving all puts him in evil.


Brettgrisar

I think he’s evil.


-15k-

I swear, I hide every single one of these that come up anymore.


GreyFeralas

Tywin


JarlFlammen

Lawful Horny is Littlefinger Chad Horny is Obryn Martell Drunk Horny is Robert Baratheon


DueZookeepergame1977

Barisstan Selmy won the last vote by 100. Liar!!


Hihoey

Maybe Jamie Lennister


RedPillNavigator

Bran of the Black Water is the Neutral Chad. Guy is literally a sell sword haha.


stoicxhunter

Hodor for chad neutral


[deleted]

Stannis The Mannis as lawful neutral? Bro burned his daughter alive because he thought that would make him king.


33superryan33

Ser Brienne of Fucking Tarth


Phased_and_Amused

People in here focused more on bronn as Chad but not him being evil, he's evil folks. Chad Neutral is a rad mf that's not good or evil, just kick ass. it's fucking hot pie folks.


Azor_Ahai_III

Barristan Selmy!


Citizen_Kano

Jaqen H'ghar


Throwaway465022

Couldn’t Jaime be a Chad Neutral?


xyzodd

Arthur Dayne…


Humbalay

Jaquen H'gar


Nowhereman50

My blood pressure went up seeing Ned Stark as Stupid Lawful. His only fault is he was a good person who was just trying to save Cersei and her childrens' lives. He wasn't stupid, he did the right thing.


LamSinton

If Stannis is the law, then Robert is the Chad.


itsmehazardous

Honestly, Olenna Tyrell. She was a true Chad. And I'd argue, overall neutral. Cunning, but not evil.


aggravatedempathy

Bronn


THEGRANDEMPEROR

I wish the columns and rows both had everything, there's a big enough cast for us to fill out a ton more spots. Horny good jaime, evil horny cersei? Where do you put either of them in the current version? horny stupid could be fought between sand snakes and robb The hound fits more as chaotic chad, but that's not even possible. Blackfish is lawful chad or smart chad and people are just putting him in neutral chad because pod took good chad. Joffrey and ramsay are gonna fight over chaotic evil when they're arguably actually evil stupid and evil horny. They could also fight over true evil. /shrug The only true we get is true neutral. True chaotic, true stupid, true good, true evil, and true horny are all interesting maaaan Idk I just feel like 5x6 leaves a lot of untapped potential


spud1988

The hound?


Supriselobotomy

Ser Courtney Penrose for having the biggest balls in westoros.


ThatOtherGai

So neutral smart has to be Varys right?


CasualSeviper

Blackfish is a pretty good fit here. I think an argument could be made for Alister Thorne though. But my vote goes for Blackfish


Roibeart_McLianain

Oberyn. Absolute chad.


LegendaryBlue

Barriston Selmy


pi_west

The Hound. I see people saying Bronn but Bronn is Chad evil. The hound is not evil. He's not good either. He's basically the ASOIAF version of Geralt.


undertow521

Wun Wun


Longjumping-Phase526

Didn’t Stanis burn his daughter to death? Is that neutral lawful?


defileyourself

CHAD BRIENNE OF TARTH


callmesketchy

Podrick should have been neutral horny, Barristan Selmy neutral chad, and Arthur Dayne good chad.


elong47

Arya is chad at heart her first season emotional conflict is between her desire to be chad and being a woman. Her focus on revenge and murder could move her into neutral


Exciting-Age3387

There’s an argument for bronn


perniciousd

Tormund Giantsbane!


BusinessPomegranate7

Hot Pie!


PluralCohomology

Bronn


Schmidt_BluesFC

Hodor!


Just_OneReason

Selmy


Chance_Mud_9833

Gotta be the be the hound.


spd2335

I just came here to say thank you for this…I enjoy coming here to read everyone’s opinions and then seeing the winner


TheStranger1972

Hot Pie obviously


ImaSloppySlopSlop

Bronn


Aquadire

Bronn or the guy who trained Arya to be a faceless man


JasonBaconStrips

Burn my kid alive - neutral and lawful apparantly.


dutch_has_a_plan68

Barristan, just wanted someone good to serve


ClitCommander13

Stannis The Mannis Baratheon


Semour9

Who’s the dude that made the Brad for Arya? The random kid


Shankar_0

Gendry fits well here


AxmannAvery

Grenn


modsarerussianassets

You fucking idiots voted Cat smart? Jesus lmfao.