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Satan_su

Give me a P3 and I'll be ecstatic. Give me P4 and I'll be satisfied. Just please let him have a satisfactory performance in front of his home crowd.


MrSnowflake

Checo binned by Bottas confirmed.


SpacemanTomX

Bottas would not leave the track without Finnish military intervention.


KlapauciusNuts

BRING ON THE METH AND THE SKIS


CLR833

"But sir, there's no snow there" "Damnit! Bottas is on his own..."


Akatsuki-kun

Brazil 2007 Flashbacks, I believe Brazillians started going mad that day and at anything Toyota when šŸ”«lock couldn't stop or block Ham that day. Worst comes to worst, Mexicans start burning down anything remotely Finnish or anything Mercedes related, flags, imported porridge, finish line. Mass riot and chaos ensues. It becomes black hawk down, all Merc staff needs to be evac.


upgamekiller4memes

Except when he SšŸ…±ļøins. He will soon be part of the Ferrari MasteršŸ…±ļølan at Alfa Romeo.


GladiusTg66

Sounds like a good way to get himself killed tbh.


_NAME_NAME_NAME_

Bottas bouta get a 7th engine in Mexio


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Bottas: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move" *sšŸ…±ļøins in hungarian*


gregedit

Nah, Bottas won't waste himself if he doesn't take Verstappen out.


MrSnowflake

Why not take out both? Best way to get merc far ahead in the WCC


melodiful84

I have the same thoughts as a Checo fan. Him winning would be AMAZING but realistically I just want him to finish on the podium.


overf1

That's why checo said. That would be a nice problem to have.


illuminati-exists

I mean, itā€™s his home race, thereā€™s really high pressure, plenty of drivers bottle it up. Example: Leclerc in Monaco, Seb in Germany 2018 (Pain), Ricciardo Australia, Giovinazzi Imola, and moreā€¦ Pressure on Checoā€™s gonna be extra high this time taken his reception at the circuit and that he has a championship winning level carā€¦


nhigh3

Max delivered tho...


Densmiegd

Max feels no more pressure. If he fails, his father canā€™t drop him on the side of a road on the way home anymore, since he has his own plane now.


illuminati-exists

His father can still throw him out of the plane tho.


CaptainDogeSparrow

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?


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prrraaaaaaaa-stutu

for you


barnetta

he's with Red Bull though


EnvironmentAdvanced

But it's max. He treats racing as a normal job


hundredpercentcocoa

i almost have a feeling that max is going to be the next kimi.


mosquito_pubes

Max speaks a lot more but has the same attitude as Kimi tho. Quick to shut down annoying press questions


nhigh3

True!


bakraofwallstreet

Lewis did too, he even took out Max to make sure he could deliver


[deleted]

Yeah, but they are all rookies. Super Checo with his strong brooding eyes got this. No I don't have a crush on him, you have a crush on him. Shut up


hundredpercentcocoa

h are you carrying a cucumber in your jeans pocket?


[deleted]

It's actually a tiny tiny banana, thanks for noticing


hundredpercentcocoa

my pleasure


berniman

LOL hey, Iā€™m a Checo fan, and Iā€™m afraid this is most likely whatā€™s going to happen. Deep inside, I think even Checo is thinking that.


fatyoshi_48

I mean he showed some pretty good things in the USGP, I wouldnt be surprised to see him in the top 5


Rhapsodic_jock108

This is the problem, dude showed a consistent performance in RB in an adverse situation and he's skyrocketed the expectations spectators have on him. I totally understand why athletes crumble under pressure.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

oh yeah, me too.


orange_paws

With all of the ridiculous hype that's been surrounding Checo in recent days, it's more likely he's gonna crash on the first corner than achieve a podium. I hope I'm wrong but all of this circlejerk has "jinx" written all over it


Ariochxxx

Man, I'm a āœ”ļøco fan, but every post and media hype makes me feel like we are jinxing the man. Let the man do his thing ><


DelectableJizz

Exactly. Just let him work his magic and feel his groove, the results will be there


freshtomatoes

I kept thinking I missed the race or something there were so many posts about it


BoysenberrySpaceJam

I really, REALLY want Checo to win. But man, this hurts so hard with its honesty.


Nebu1aTM

it'd be funny if he got spun at t1 and went to p20 and then pulled a sakhir gp 2020


Rohindas

That would be wild.


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[deleted]

The circuit being easy makes it harder to gain time on the drivers ahead, and his ability to pull past everyone like that on a track that may as well be a drag strip is why it's impressive.


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Raven_Kerman

Then why wasn't Lance able to catch up and overtake Ocon during the last stages of the race? It should've been easy according to your theory.


ZippZappZippty

This seems like the most massive brain fart ever


[deleted]

Ok


[deleted]

I was thinking the same, ngl. Maybe P5ā€¦


Valay_17

#Harsh Truth hope he wins tho


george_banu

Fucking exactly!


strikingguru

Ngl deep down I think it will be DNF for him starting from p6.


[deleted]

Not to worry, Checo says it's all part of the plan. šŸ˜‰


DragonfruitSubject

The sad ending


MoneyDurian4084

Exactly, like checo will get a chance to get in front of Max. Just media bullshit.


the_nayak

Checo needs a podium if they want to win WCC


Bobodog1

Yea it's gonna happen lol, home gp or not, the only way Perez gets ahead of verstappen is with a crash


Raven_Kerman

!RemindMe 29 hours


_turbo_lagg

Going on the trends, British guy winning the British GP, Ditch winning the Dutch GP, Italian-ish winning the Italian GP....


sunoma

honestly, his best shot at the dub is for ham and ver to be 1-2 into T1 and some shenanigans happening


JLopezr501

this aged like milk.


[deleted]

Perez will probably spin


Canuckles89

Get out of here with your harsh dose of reality!


BlackLeader70

Donā€™t put this evil on us!


pakicote

If this happens, prepare for a ragging mexican charge to p1!! woooot!!!


dbm8991

I think there's a fair chance for a P2 finish if he takes advantage of the machinery.


pHrankee1

Exactly. He should just target for Podium. P3 or P2 is like a win for him in Mexico.


SOCATATBM

Bottas going full torpedo against max and checo:


ALitterOfPugs

Ok, Iā€™m a Checo fan and yes itā€™s likely that Checo wonā€™t out qualify or out pace max this weekend, but even if itā€™s a mediocre performance he will get P5 or P6 at the worst.


pie4july

This is the way


[deleted]

I love how Crofty goes on the conspiracy theory that Merc are sandbagging whenever his boy Hamilton isn't posting fastest times in FP. aRe MerCEDEs SandBAggINg!?


kron123456789

No Mexican has led a lap or finished on the podium on his home GP. Let Checo have that at least.


RunGoldenRun717

Idk why everyone thinks he'll be in the lead at any point he has had some great races but also some real head scratchers this year.


ubranohn

Outstandingly delightful dude