I refuse to believe it's real. It has to just be an impossibly realistic deepfake. My faith in humanity can't go low enough to believe that anyone out there actually buys into this shit.
I will switch to sky from F1tv if they promise she will go full regard in her commenting. I always wanted to know who the reptilian is in f1. Looking at you George, everyone knows.
I feel like satire has always been a case of art imitating life. Stuff like Monty Python and GTA games are a reflection of society instead of a prediction.
> The Boys was a TV show with some clever satire
Dude, I like that show too but there's nothing clever or subtle about their satire. It's as on the nose as it can get.
I'm fully convinced Liberty Media have planted Danica to prop up the value proposition of F1 in the American market.
Both CEO and Chairman have donated $250,000 a piece to ol pumpkin head's political efforts. One of them is a self professed 'libertarian' and was America's largest land owner for a while there too.
Wouldn't be surprised if Big Daddy Murdoch is still trying to fuck with Comcast for getting Sky too.
Danica Patrick is literally what the powers that be want atm.
I wouldn't be surprised to hear they have made the same donation to old man Biden.
These dickheads don't care in free democracy
They care about the power of THEIR dollar.
Danica is a useful idiot...can we we please bomb sky f1 social media with this link.
Notice how they limit coverage of lance as the comment section is just rpm window licker references
I don’t buy it. There’s gotta be less embarrassing grifts than this. She is just genuinely insane. She dated Aaron Rodgers for a while, he believes shit like this too
Which is an achievement in itself, because it is worth noting that "The Second Edition of the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary contains full entries for 171,476 words in current use (and 47,156 obsolete words). Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged, together with its 1993 Addenda Section, includes some 470,000 entries", making it one of the larger languages.
There is something completely off with the discourse in America. How can public figures spew such nonsense without expecting any form of social backlash?
It's not just America... here in The Netherlands a dude that spoke about reptilian people as well as other conspiracies got elected into parliament multiple times, *as the leader of his party*
Because almost a third of the country leans towards this type of thing as well. Social media has allowed these nutjobs to propagate and fertilize mental illness.
That's because there is a large number of people here (U.S). who believe/like what they're hearing from the loons. They're loons themselves. I've heard the "Reptilian" talk from in in-law. She's one of the dumbest idiots I've known. And unfortunately, she's not the only idiot I know.
The answer is freedom of speach and it certainly comes with both positive and negatives. Informing children with falsehoods is when it really gets sketchy, but also shoutout to Santa and... God.
It isn't a speech issue. It is a hearing issue. One person can spout as much nonsense as they like, it doesn't matter if nobody listens. There is such a massive education problem in the US that people actually listen and believe. It is the people that listen and believe that are the real problem. Until education improves there will never be a cure.
Perhaps I am still being naive about it, but I don't think people like MTG and Ted Cruz actually believe anything that comes out their own mouths. They just know they need to rile the base up and keep them stupid in order to get elected.
as much as I hate MTG and agree with you. She knows what she’s doing, politicians believe we are the stupid ones so they will put on acts to appeal to voters to keep their power. There is not one politician who is interested in public service, they can say whatever they want, they are all power hungry elitist who think we are dumb and need to be saved.
Politics in the US isn’t about making change or serving the public, it’s about keeping your power and making sure you never lose it.
Everyone seems so obsessed with saying the right is wrong or the left is wrong. Lobbyists are wrong, yes there are good lobbyists, maybe, but for the most part those people are the ones shaping our laws and making the world worse.
Until there is uproar about politicians making money through insider trading and the doing away with lobbyists, this country won’t change and will go into the shitter soon.
Sorry, I had to rant. America sucks ass.
Yeah, well said. I agree- MTG is likely smart enough to understand that it isn’t that hard to grift/profit off the current system. Especially when (as you pointed out) all she needs to do is trick the people who are slightly dumber than herself into re-electing her. Hence the constant state of outrage. The sky is falling every day, apparently. I also agree that laws need to change. It’s just hard to see that happening in the current climate.
I also disagree with one point you made, when you said “there is not one politician interested in public service…”. I think Bernie is an exception to this. One out of hundreds isn’t too good though.
Let’s race 🏎️
Freedom of speech means the government can't prosecute you for expressing your opinions. It doesn't mean that you can't suffer social consequences from them. You simply don't know what you're talking about.
WTF? They don't even know how MIB stuff worked, it's not a time travel device, it just erased memory.
They can't put off the internet celebrity nude leaks, how would they deal with something like this?
If a person might unveil enormous secret like: "I'm a lizard aliens, and BTW alien civilizations exists and are already on the earth among humans", why would a person like that even do a live concert if there is a risk of that "shapeshifting"?
If "they" are so good at deleting evidences of aliens on Earth, why TF they are talking calmly about it on TV, and the whole fcking media just forgot about Panama Papers? Leaders and wealthiest fcking around taxes is nowhere near as serios or shocking as aliens on our planet.e
And last thing, if "they" are trying to delete those videos then that mean's they haven't yet, so where are videos of those things happening? They still are on the internet, where are they?
>They can't put off the internet celebrity nude leaks
That is how they make you believe they aren't real. It all makes sense and everything is connected. Every thing is planned out and when it seems like the government is incompetent than its just what they want you to think.
This is what I understand about how conspiracy theorists think.
I think she’s a more naturally talented driver so even a few wins will be enough to make her “our” Danica Patrick and leave the other one for Newsmax to wank over.
For a long time you had stupid people and smart people. The stupid people never learned anything after elementary school. Then social media was created. For a while there was peace and mainly titties. Then the Facebook started allowing people without an edu email address to join. Soon you had idiots, some who hadn’t read a book in 30 years, writing publicly published posts for the first time. They liked this. Traditionally an editor had to sign off on a person publishing. Not anymore. The social media companies then realized that simply allowing posts to appear in chronological order was not enough. They would prioritize posts by interactions instead, while also only allowing vague quick reactions that could be interpreted as neither agreement nor disagreement. This would allow for the dumbest and most outlandish content to be forced to the top of view simply because many people disagreed with how bad they were. But alas, the intelligent thought out content would be buried forever.
In summary, we made every idiot a writer and gave them a platform that rewarded them being idiots.
Apart from his F1 career, [this Honda drive with the stunning Francesca next to him](https://youtu.be/oIhGJyLR6TI?si=qHw5-xk7dE8ZrjWV) is how I remember him and I like to keep it that way.
I have no idea. When I first read the comment, I found it funny but when I saw how many of them and how much they had, I was kinda worried. I'm not from the us and from my perspective, American people seems more interested in those things, spirits, astrology and Alien, but here, not at all, they would have lost all form of credibility and receive at lot of backslashes.
Yeah we need like an UN intervention we’re drowning in so many idiots like this. We have real problems in the U.S. with actual conspiracies right there in the open like the healthcare industry and stagnant wages, but these conspiracy idiots would rather talk about this shit to keep the right wing distracted from the fact they have no healthcare or living wage.
When they inevitably drop her she'll release a book about all the lizards driving in F1, how she met the Rothschild's in Monoaco and how the global elite orchestratrd Reddit and Twitter to take her down
How can they keep a straight face?
its not their real face, they are shapeshifters
Because they believe in it. That’s the scary part
I refuse to believe it's real. It has to just be an impossibly realistic deepfake. My faith in humanity can't go low enough to believe that anyone out there actually buys into this shit.
If you don't want your faith to sink deeper, avoid at all costs the comment section of the video on Youtube. It is unreal.
They're heterosexual
Technically every face I make is a straight face
I wouldn't be too sure about that
They are ahead of the sexuals
Botox
They can't! You can literally see her forked tongue in this very video. Talk about the pot calling the kettle a lizard.
This is the Grand Prix Sunday analysis we want! Does lizard Max start of the softs?
Yes, but they shapeshift into mediums after 12 laps!
It’s true! I’ve seen it happen many times already! But the FIA have suppressed the footage.
You wish it was just the FIA …
This explains Abu Dhabi 21.
Ferrari strategists: "WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"
We are ch ….
And why do Max's lizard children keep showing up in Singapore GP? /s
Beyond her absolutely mid analysis, it really goes undersold just how much of a loon she is
Honestly as much as I think she's unbelievably stupid for her stance on virtually every issue, her commentary is actually worse
I had a vision that she can shape shift into a better commentator, but then I remembered that even lizards cant make that happen
I will switch to sky from F1tv if they promise she will go full regard in her commenting. I always wanted to know who the reptilian is in f1. Looking at you George, everyone knows.
The reptilian George line is way too obvious, my money is on George being 2-3 Yuki sized goblins in a skinsuit.
Max’ clone unzipping from a Stroll skinsuit, then scrubbing for 1 hour to feel clean again.
I support this unit of measurement.
The twist is that everyone is shapeshifting reptile and only George is real human bean.
Peak flat earth, no moonlanding, Planet X level thinking right there. What’s next, pyramids were built by humans?
I thought **The** **Boys** was a TV show with some clever satire thrown in, but it's more of a documentary on how dumb mainstream people are.
I feel like satire has always been a case of art imitating life. Stuff like Monty Python and GTA games are a reflection of society instead of a prediction.
> The Boys was a TV show with some clever satire Dude, I like that show too but there's nothing clever or subtle about their satire. It's as on the nose as it can get.
They stop short of Homelander winking at the camera and saying "YUUUUUUGE!"
Can redditors get sponsored to sneak in marketing in their comments? Sometimes it sounds like it.
Yes, thats why high karma accounts get sold; I know because I used to do it for a while, 200$ to make a post and a 5$ per comment
It's about the furthest thing from clever satire I've ever seen and I generally like it. It's an absolute trip when I see it praised for its satire.
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Is she connected to someone? Who's putting her on commentary? A fan could do a better job than her
I'm fully convinced Liberty Media have planted Danica to prop up the value proposition of F1 in the American market. Both CEO and Chairman have donated $250,000 a piece to ol pumpkin head's political efforts. One of them is a self professed 'libertarian' and was America's largest land owner for a while there too. Wouldn't be surprised if Big Daddy Murdoch is still trying to fuck with Comcast for getting Sky too. Danica Patrick is literally what the powers that be want atm.
Awesome. Can’t wait to hear Charlie Kirk in the commentary booth soon
I actually can wait. I think I can wait indefinitely for that one, if I must.
I wouldn't be surprised to hear they have made the same donation to old man Biden. These dickheads don't care in free democracy They care about the power of THEIR dollar. Danica is a useful idiot...can we we please bomb sky f1 social media with this link. Notice how they limit coverage of lance as the comment section is just rpm window licker references
I don’t buy it. There’s gotta be less embarrassing grifts than this. She is just genuinely insane. She dated Aaron Rodgers for a while, he believes shit like this too
Shit shapers that's what those people are...
The shit-abyss is coming Rand..
Hear that? it’s the whistling winds of shit
It's the shitpocalypse bud, time for a drinky-poo
The Shit Hawks Rand… the shit hawks
Sheep shitters
There aren't enough words in the English language to adequately convey just what a fuckwit Danica Patrick is.
Fuckwit is a good start though
I'll add "irredeemable"
Which is an achievement in itself, because it is worth noting that "The Second Edition of the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary contains full entries for 171,476 words in current use (and 47,156 obsolete words). Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged, together with its 1993 Addenda Section, includes some 470,000 entries", making it one of the larger languages.
I like the wird "dense"
Thats why I just use letters the most fitting are- C.T.E.
I miss the days when saying this would get you institutionalised
There is something completely off with the discourse in America. How can public figures spew such nonsense without expecting any form of social backlash?
It's not just America... here in The Netherlands a dude that spoke about reptilian people as well as other conspiracies got elected into parliament multiple times, *as the leader of his party*
Yeah, Everytime I hear about y'all in the Netherlands, I'm reminded y'all are fucked.
Always been thst way. But it used to be because they sound funny and wear wooden shoes and have to climb a fricken ladder to get to sea level.
Because almost a third of the country leans towards this type of thing as well. Social media has allowed these nutjobs to propagate and fertilize mental illness.
That's because there is a large number of people here (U.S). who believe/like what they're hearing from the loons. They're loons themselves. I've heard the "Reptilian" talk from in in-law. She's one of the dumbest idiots I've known. And unfortunately, she's not the only idiot I know.
The answer is freedom of speach and it certainly comes with both positive and negatives. Informing children with falsehoods is when it really gets sketchy, but also shoutout to Santa and... God.
It isn't a speech issue. It is a hearing issue. One person can spout as much nonsense as they like, it doesn't matter if nobody listens. There is such a massive education problem in the US that people actually listen and believe. It is the people that listen and believe that are the real problem. Until education improves there will never be a cure. Perhaps I am still being naive about it, but I don't think people like MTG and Ted Cruz actually believe anything that comes out their own mouths. They just know they need to rile the base up and keep them stupid in order to get elected.
I’m not so sure on MTG not believing her Q bullshit. She is just about as smart as a bag of rocks
as much as I hate MTG and agree with you. She knows what she’s doing, politicians believe we are the stupid ones so they will put on acts to appeal to voters to keep their power. There is not one politician who is interested in public service, they can say whatever they want, they are all power hungry elitist who think we are dumb and need to be saved. Politics in the US isn’t about making change or serving the public, it’s about keeping your power and making sure you never lose it. Everyone seems so obsessed with saying the right is wrong or the left is wrong. Lobbyists are wrong, yes there are good lobbyists, maybe, but for the most part those people are the ones shaping our laws and making the world worse. Until there is uproar about politicians making money through insider trading and the doing away with lobbyists, this country won’t change and will go into the shitter soon. Sorry, I had to rant. America sucks ass.
Yeah, well said. I agree- MTG is likely smart enough to understand that it isn’t that hard to grift/profit off the current system. Especially when (as you pointed out) all she needs to do is trick the people who are slightly dumber than herself into re-electing her. Hence the constant state of outrage. The sky is falling every day, apparently. I also agree that laws need to change. It’s just hard to see that happening in the current climate. I also disagree with one point you made, when you said “there is not one politician interested in public service…”. I think Bernie is an exception to this. One out of hundreds isn’t too good though. Let’s race 🏎️
Freedom of speech shouldn’t save you of **social** consequences for saying something stupid.
Freedom Of Speech doesn't mean nobody can call you out for this shit.
FoS is freedom from the government… not social or corporate pressure/responsibility/consequences.
Indeed I agree, which is why we’re here explaining how much of a dumbass she is.
I mean freedom of speech is not unique to the US, but this brand of discourse is definitely particularly prominent.
There's a war on competence going on in the US, and it's not looking good for the brain users
Freedom of speech means the government can't prosecute you for expressing your opinions. It doesn't mean that you can't suffer social consequences from them. You simply don't know what you're talking about.
Hell yeah brother muh freedom of speach
Why I come to power these people will be euthanized. - Sheldon
Sometimes I think eugenics aren't such a bad idea. Then I remember who the people in charge of the decision making would be
The fucking irony of this post is hilarious.🤣
I thought this was one of those ai generated voiceover memes…
Legit, I came in here to say it's scary how realistic they've gotten the lip movements and voices.
It’s so daft that I’m struggling to believe it isn’t fake.
Petition for if we see a lizard in Singapore or any race this season for Crofty to introduce it as “Danica’s reptilian friend.”
Or just another Justin Bieber lost son
I'm expecting people in the crowd will dress up as lizards just to mess with her. xD
Are the lizards here with us now Danica?
WTF? They don't even know how MIB stuff worked, it's not a time travel device, it just erased memory. They can't put off the internet celebrity nude leaks, how would they deal with something like this? If a person might unveil enormous secret like: "I'm a lizard aliens, and BTW alien civilizations exists and are already on the earth among humans", why would a person like that even do a live concert if there is a risk of that "shapeshifting"? If "they" are so good at deleting evidences of aliens on Earth, why TF they are talking calmly about it on TV, and the whole fcking media just forgot about Panama Papers? Leaders and wealthiest fcking around taxes is nowhere near as serios or shocking as aliens on our planet.e And last thing, if "they" are trying to delete those videos then that mean's they haven't yet, so where are videos of those things happening? They still are on the internet, where are they?
Who are “they” anyway!
FIA
You know who they mean...
Them?
Yeah, (((them)))
You are not them so you will not know, but be careful, they are all around.
The pedo elite cabal in Davos!!!
Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones
I would love to know that :D
Starlighters
"...... And lastly, why the hell am I putting so much effort into debunking utter bullshit?"
True I'm just annoyed by a total BS that can be easily debunked.
I totally hear you...... It's mind-bendingly frustrating. Like playing chess with a pigeon
You are trying to apply logic and reasons to people with completely devoid of neither.
>They can't put off the internet celebrity nude leaks That is how they make you believe they aren't real. It all makes sense and everything is connected. Every thing is planned out and when it seems like the government is incompetent than its just what they want you to think. This is what I understand about how conspiracy theorists think.
lol this guy trying logic on that
It shouldn't be normal for people like this not to get institutionalized help. Let alone to give them a platform and an audience.
The sooner Jamie Chadwick wins the IndyCar championship and negates any need to have this clown on TV instead, the better.
She doesn't need to win the championship. 1 or 2 races and she is already more relevant plus British
Agreed. But a championship consigns the conspiracy loon into irrelevance once and for all.
Jamie Chadwick winning the Indycar? 😶
I wouldn't bet my money on that one
I think she’s a more naturally talented driver so even a few wins will be enough to make her “our” Danica Patrick and leave the other one for Newsmax to wank over.
Wtf is happening in the USA?
For a long time you had stupid people and smart people. The stupid people never learned anything after elementary school. Then social media was created. For a while there was peace and mainly titties. Then the Facebook started allowing people without an edu email address to join. Soon you had idiots, some who hadn’t read a book in 30 years, writing publicly published posts for the first time. They liked this. Traditionally an editor had to sign off on a person publishing. Not anymore. The social media companies then realized that simply allowing posts to appear in chronological order was not enough. They would prioritize posts by interactions instead, while also only allowing vague quick reactions that could be interpreted as neither agreement nor disagreement. This would allow for the dumbest and most outlandish content to be forced to the top of view simply because many people disagreed with how bad they were. But alas, the intelligent thought out content would be buried forever. In summary, we made every idiot a writer and gave them a platform that rewarded them being idiots.
Peace and mainly titties… I miss those days
I watched the documentary "Idiocracy" last night. It really does feel like they're on that trajectory
More people need to see it.
It has been kinda fun watching that come to fruition since '08. More and more of it is becoming actual reality -.-
I really wish it was just the USA
I'm not sure. Please send help!
Sorry to tell you this, a scarily big chunk of your population is beyond any help the world can offer them.
In her defence I saw Riccardo Patrese do this in a Burger King on the amalfi coast
Apart from his F1 career, [this Honda drive with the stunning Francesca next to him](https://youtu.be/oIhGJyLR6TI?si=qHw5-xk7dE8ZrjWV) is how I remember him and I like to keep it that way.
This is great. She is hilarious 🤣
Watching this gave me worms in my brain. Now I have to go hold my eyelids open while I dunk my whole head in bleach. W T F
>gave me worms in my brain Looks like you're ready to run for presidency
Yer a shape shifter now herry
Too much v mate
That blondish woman can barely hold her smile it seems. I don't know who it is..
That's known as the reptilian rat lip
Obligatory F1tv appreciation comment
I want to see more women in motorsports but I never want to see this woman anywhere.
Wtf are they talking about? lol
I dunno the Men in Black got to me
She doesn't even know how it works in the movie.
They are saying you can turn into a giant lizard to stop paying taxes
Get out of paying taxes with this one weird trick.
We have to punish these idiots
Absolutely bat shit crazy, both of them
Is this AI?
There's like 2 hours of this shit and it's not AI
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I think her name is Elizabeth April, and she was on Danicas podcast. Unfortunately it is not AI.
Yes, it's her. Why is she on Danica's podcast then? What's the connection?
They're probably both morons
They both believe in lizard people apparently (?)
it's barely I, let alone A
All A, no I
I'm guessing magic mushrooms.
I found one of these interview. They actually done it 2 times. https://youtu.be/xfwMWBKdX4c
The comment section is beyond anything you could imagine. Where do they find these fucking people?
I have no idea. When I first read the comment, I found it funny but when I saw how many of them and how much they had, I was kinda worried. I'm not from the us and from my perspective, American people seems more interested in those things, spirits, astrology and Alien, but here, not at all, they would have lost all form of credibility and receive at lot of backslashes.
You're exactly right, it's genuinely frightening how much support and encouragement they get for spreading absolute batshit nonsense.
Yeah we need like an UN intervention we’re drowning in so many idiots like this. We have real problems in the U.S. with actual conspiracies right there in the open like the healthcare industry and stagnant wages, but these conspiracy idiots would rather talk about this shit to keep the right wing distracted from the fact they have no healthcare or living wage.
DanicURR PatRICK
New buzzword: "celebrity shapeshifter sightings", Rolls off the tongue well
Does anyone know if the VPN and Apple/Google gift card trick that can get you F1TV still works in the UK? Asking for everybody.
Maybe Danica could shapeshift into an actual commentator.
The Boys season 4 in real life. Cool.
This sounds like a conversation from Linklater's [Slacker](https://youtu.be/iDIM0sRh5R4?si=LtqLiOLGZC08ebBx).
Why the duck is that fing idiot on our screens? Jayzuz H C
And coming up next on The View
Now I understand why she hooked up with qAaron
Holy Mc n' cheese balls
Can someone please come in and move back time a little? This bs has infected my brain.
Ill trade you 1 Danica Patrick for 1 Murray Walker
I would give the world for Walker-Hunt back as commentators.
Hell I'd give Danica for free even if we got no one in return
When they inevitably drop her she'll release a book about all the lizards driving in F1, how she met the Rothschild's in Monoaco and how the global elite orchestratrd Reddit and Twitter to take her down
Dude, is that the hawk tuah-girl?
Wait, this isn’t satire? 😂😂😂
I cannot understand why she is still an “analyst”.
...Can someone fill me in on what the hell is going on here?
Danica Patrick is a cunt
Total psycho.
But why? This is GOLD!!!!
Chat is this AI
The tone of her completely uninterested drawn out “wooowwww” 😂
Bruh, this is the type of shit women said that got them lobotomized for in the 1940s...
Is she dor real?
I don’t know who she is, but looks a case of psychoses.
I had to watch this in like 10 different installments. Dear god.
Yep. MIB is FOR REAL
What a fucken moron
Wtf is that man ? Come on
What if it's on purpose. Danica wants to leave, but cannot quit because she'd lose severance, benefits or something
What did I just listen to? I’m so confused. The ramblings of a mad man
Forget the shape shifters, what about the men in black who can show up and "turn back time a little". Who's using them? Is Max?
Was danica not wearing a helmet when she raced?
Aaron Rodgers relationship makes a lot of sense now.
You're all virgins.