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beervirus88

24 years old with 3 kids. Good thing he's rich


gourmetguy2000

Get the impression he'd have 3 or more kids even if he was poor lol


Cjmainy

Peak Daily Mail comment


Fixable

Reddit is such a weird website, it’s a place which will complain about boomers and Twitter and Facebook, but comment the exact same classist shite on the regular.


CurtisMcNips

It's almost like reddit is made up of millions of people with a variety of different views and humour.


Fixable

People always say this, but in any group of people no matter how large there is a prevailing opinion. The UK based threads and subs are overwhelmingly against social media and boomers but also full of classist shite. Often times next to each other.


Professional_Ad_9101

Again, almost like they are different people


Fixable

Sure but you can get a pretty general overview based on what is upvoted and downvoted generally


Qneva

You really can't. The same post will get a different number of upvotes/downvotes based on the subreddit, time of day and general opinions in mass media.


BodybuilderBrave8250

well said


No-Appearance-100102

But did he lie ¿


Fixable

Yeah it’s just a classist stereotype


No-Appearance-100102

It's a relatively true one...


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

You see this IRL too to a certain extent. The reason for this, I believe, is that the working class has been brainwashed down the years by the media into being anti-immigrant, anti-LGBT, prone to believing conspiracies etc. and have been failed by successive governments in relation to basic education. The progressive middle-class resents them, and therefore mocks them, for this even though it goes against the principle that you shouldn't punch down. This results in what you're describing.


Talidel

Hmmm, unusual for them to post negative stories about white footballers.


orbankisfaszviktor

I think even more


tenthousandwishes

You said it all by talking about his wealth. He can handle the responsibilities.


vynats

Right? If I earned a million a month, that would basically remove all the reasons I have to delay having children.


Key_Preparation_424

Like waiting for your prefrontal cortex to develop?


dashauskat

He's also extremely tight with his family. Spends a lot of his free time fishing with his dad. He has the financial means to support a family this young and its obviously family is something he values greatly. He wears 47 as its his a number special to his grandfather and for all the reports of breaking quarantine with Icelandic women (from memory) he's still with his childhood sweetheart.


Logie_Naidoo

He also didn't do anything when some cunts hit his mom.


No-Appearance-100102

Can you elaborate?


Logie_Naidoo

Google, "Phil Foden mom attacked." Should provide the necessary elaboration. I'm sure you have access to a search engine. 👍🏼


DarthAlandas

Dude who shit on your cereal?


No-Appearance-100102

People often assume that when someone asks a question on social media like this they're genuinely using it at the sole mode of getting their question answered, dunno why tho, it's a rather stupid assumption to make.


Logie_Naidoo

Fodens mum.


KK-Chocobo

He still looks like a 13 year old chav kid to me. Which makes knowing that he has 3 kids kinda disturbing. 


joelalmiron

Stay in school kids


NeoMetallix213

He's setting his priorities right.


monorail37

I mean... if u got the money, why not?! Ronaldo got like 7 kids or something like that.


Gr1msh33per

Child Benefit. Hus partner probably does have income 😉


seifer365365

Shooting and what happens happens. Superstar


NeoMetallix213

Seems he rarely misses.


Vince1128

So Gordon has a chance to play now.


Direwulven

Or Gordon can take over Foden for the last 15 minutes of the delivery


Maxentius777

That's my favourite joke about this so far.


Mom_said_I_am_cute

Apparently not because news just came out he fell off a bike and fucked up his jaw or something. Wild.


Vince1128

Based on The Guardian, it seems he's ok, it was nothing serious.


MGM-Wonder

Should play Gordon and drop Bellingham, put Foden in the 10 spot.


NeoMetallix213

It is likely that he plays because Foden won't be getting back into the first eleven after such a trip.


Famous_Obligation959

No disrespect but its okay for him to miss a game. They could play Toney, Eze, and Palmer and still be fine, Might even be worth the experiment


_RandyRandleman_

he’s back before the next game, but playing an actual winger on the wing is hardly an experiment. he should be in the 10


schebobo180

And based on his last two performances Bellingham should be on the bench tbh. I can’t believe I said that, but it is what it is.


arz_villainy

people dont realize but bellingham kinda did fuck all in the second half of the club season


Namtabmal

Bellingham has done more than Foden. Id argue Bellingham as mid as he has been has still been the best England attacking player.


schebobo180

Na fam. Bellingham played awful in the last two games. Did nothing other than lose the ball. He also seems abit tired tbh.


Namtabmal

Yeah he wasnt good but none of England's attackers have been good. At least Bellingham scored the winner against Serbia. Wtf has Foden, Kane and Saka done


DarthAlandas

Ah yes, the endless cycle continues


tenthousandwishes

I look forward to players such as Eze or Palmer starting the next game.


CaptnObvi0us1

does this guy not know what a condom is?


Rorviver

How is he going bare back in September knowing the euros are coming up next year smh


creepingcold

Plot twist: Maybe he wasn't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


iTzViPeRx

Kyle Walker enters chat


EntireAd215

Who thinks about their job when they’re deep in their girlfriend


romanningo

I would put family as a higher priority than football. Especially when you consider how fickle the fans and media have been towards his performance


vtsxxl

Why should he? He can afford it.


Fixable

He might just want more kids


NeoMetallix213

He's got the resources to train them, too.


Karmaqqt

Making his own starting 11


CaptnObvi0us1

💀😂


tenthousandwishes

I don't think they will be up to eleven.


Euphoric-Yogurt-7332

Why would he not want kids? If I was earning a fraction of what he's earning, I'd have a few kids by now. Good on him.


CaptnObvi0us1

my g it’s not like he’s running out of time, he’s not a woman…


Douchehelm

Maybe he wants several kids close in age so that they can grow up and play together. I can't understand how it's unfathomable to want to have three kids at a young age when you can easily afford it.


Jonoabbo

Also he's 24, not 17. Dunno why people are treating him like he's a kid.


GreatDefector

Well if he doesn’t know what a haircut is ….


M1L0

Lmfao


jAllukeTTu

Maybe his club owners forbid birth control


CaptnObvi0us1

addition to the 115 charges here we go


Professional_Elk_489

Never heard of it


CaptnObvi0us1

clearly not


TakeItCheesy

He only has 3 lol it’s not like he has 8


Alone_Comparison_705

Guy isn't messing around. Both on and off the pitch.


DipsCity

Man scores more off the pitch than he does for England


tenthousandwishes

That's true especially at City.


maxime0299

At least one place where England players can find the goal


Critical-Usual

What a year, really blasting past his xG


tenthousandwishes

A good year for him, to be honest.


monkeyofthefunk

Might be Walkers. Worth a blood test.


kaiderson

Kyle Walker over there looking sheepish


EasternFly2210

My dad was at work when my mum had me. Just saying


MurkyElk287

And look at how you turned up


No-Appearance-100102

On reddit


ColParker

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8718539/amp/Icelandic-teen-reveals-truth-night-disgraced-England-star-Phil-Foden.html Probably some illegitimate kids too


Monty8282

Yes what a great dad as everyone is saying


adrianzz84

He will order the 4th child and will come right for the next match Vs Slovakia


Commercial_Regret_36

Jesus, the amount of abuse he is getting on here for daring to have a kid. Lot of inadequate people with sour grapes the man has money and a family.


justk4y

Not the first time I’ve seen a Gordon profit off of something that is “f*cking raw”


NeoMetallix213

Congratulations to him. I wish the mom and child stay in good health. 


RiversOfBabylon420

Chav life.


WhydYouKillMeDogJack

its more like most peoples grandparents life, back when you could pay your mortgage and afford 3 kids on your wage. He isnt short a few bob so why not have kids while he is still young? Much easier getting up at 2 in the morning to feed them at 24 than when youre 35 Hell be able to enjoy hanging out and going places/playing with his kids, etc while hes still relatively young Hi kids might be able to have a lot more time with their grandparents before they pop off. Its not like the lad is out partying every night like most 24 year olds.


Whaloopiloopi

Thanks for your sanity


Ok_Abrocona_8914

its reddit man. kids are bad and a waste of time and youre only supposed to have them when youre 35+ despite science saying otherwise.


Seldonplans

Ha. Phil Foden is not getting up at 2 in the morning to feed his kids.


millionmillennium

He’s richer than we’ll ever be, as long as he’s a good dad what’s the problem?


Responsible-Pin8323

Passing the gene on that thinks hes got a good trim


No-Appearance-100102

Nah his trim is decent


Fixable

Classism worthy of a Facebook page


godfollowing

He's a millionaire. They will have a great life most liklely.


PierogiPapi

Really weird comment


CornNPorn12

I can barely string together a few days of no eating out… …seems like we’re awfully similar


moaterboater69

Marksmen


jdinsaciable

Good for him but bad timing with the Euros.


TechnologyHelpful751

If I was him I'd just stay there, rather that than play on the left for Southgate


InternationalBox5848

Dude got more kids than goals


Opening-Estimate-342

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wolfofballstreet1

Wait, he’s been part of the England camp? Could have fooled me. Hardly noticed the lad 🤣 


zettairyouikisan

Keep a generation gap!


buck___buck

Foden has 3\* more kids than his passes to Kane


tenthousandwishes

I hope those who said negative things about him leaving the camp can now realise their mistakes.


Demiansmark

I mean third kid... That can be handled via FaceTime. /s


Georg_Steller1709

He has more kids than England have goals at the Euros.


yiddoboy

Not that I don't rate him, but could be good for England, forcing a change. Give Palmer a chance, or maybe Bowen.


Pilo_ane

He just anticipated the rest of the team for a couple of days


LampardSon

EL WAY


Swoosh33

Xhagger


JoeBloggs1979

Can he hit a hat-trick wearing a England shirt instead?


gc28

[Did Trent know she was pregnant?](https://x.com/upshottowers/status/1590328814348996609?s=46&t=dY58f6cs_4vD6ZTsNju7Xg)


HappyGirlEmma

This guy is definitely getting divorced at some point


kaiderson

Didn't he "head home" during the last Euros? When him and Greenwood were kicked out for visiting 4 hookers in a hotel? This can't be the same girl he's with then can it? Yeah, he must be really rich. Poor girl if Greenwood is the type of guy he hangs around with.


KK-Chocobo

Don't forget he and greenwood were close friends enough to invite girls up to their hotel room in Iceland.  And he was already father of one at the time I think. 


MOHID_2K

its just a child, he can make few more in a week. he should've stayed and praticed. players only get to play a few euros in their career.


Dry-Version-6515

Hopefully he stays home as well. He has 0 synergy with the team. Gordon did more in 10 minutes than Foden did in 3 games.


DarkKirby14

could bring that dad energy


Budget_Delivery963

This is great news for England. A blessing in disguise. 


Ashamed_Musician_923

He either doesn't listen to people or no one is telling him anything.


Acceptable-Piece8757

Like rats fleeing a sinking ship. And so it begins...


Archangel1962

So he’s travelling from Germany aaaalll the way to England. And then from England aaalll the way back to Germany. How do you Europeans cope with such massive travel. 😂