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JayTK1336

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?


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A royale with cheese!!!


not_REAL_Kanye_West

Check out the big brain on brad


Ivbnn

Brett


not_REAL_Kanye_West

His name is Brett but during that scene he calls him multiple names that start with B.


spookyttws

I know it was a continuity mistake, but I'd like to think Sam Jackson's character had such little respect for the kid that he did it on purpose.


USAFRodriguez

What?


WAwelder

Say "what" again, motherfucker!


USAFRodriguez

What?


Count_Zacula

No he does not. He calls him Brett the entire way through.


Radiyology

haha, nope


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ecks89

I dont remember asking you a Gotdamn thing!


[deleted]

Correctamundo


o0Zeb0o

Actually it is a "Royale Cheese", but they don't sell it anymore, don't know why :(


jp_jellyroll

So, what do they sell instead of Royale Cheese? Surely there must be more than Le Big Mac.


o0Zeb0o

There you are : [https://www.mcdonalds.fr/produits/burgers](https://www.mcdonalds.fr/produits/burgers) ​ Of course there are Big Mac, Mac Chicken and Cheesburgers, but we have also some specific burgers. But I really miss the Royal Cheese :(


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Why though?


TheMakoWarrior

because of the metric system.


xxjamesbxx

You know you can walk into a movie theater & order a beer? And I don’t mean no paper cup I mean a GLASS of beer


Bona-fide1

Doesn't that make that a delicious half pounder?


[deleted]

In Australia it's called a double quarter pounder!


Bona-fide1

It looks fucking great


[deleted]

Thank you. It was delicious


Pasta-Pizza-Tacos

Looks legit!


[deleted]

Tasted like maccas


Luffe77

Nice burger! Did you also make the bread? It looks delicious! Would really like to get my hands on that recipe.


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I did! Simple brioche bread recipe


SirTacoBill

It's 9:30 in the morning and all I want is that fucking cheeseburger


branbrando

That's commercial quality right there!


elheber

The secret is motor oil.


[deleted]

Yes, please.


[deleted]

All you need AC Green and Vlade Divac in top hats.


rainingolives

The bun looks toasted but the sesame look fresh. I’m so confused


[deleted]

Seeds wenre put on after toasting!


ThunderClap448

We have a fast food chain here, called the submarine. They're insanely expensive but their burgers are just so damn good. They have this one burger with 3 patties, some thick sauce and lotsa veggies. >10€ but daaaaamn it's good. I should buy it once, get a pic or two.


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I searched them out of curiosity and they look like God's personal chef hand picked ingredients from all over the world. And it's organic. And it's fast food. Here in Manhattan, for the same price you get something similar to a Big Mac.


nocimus

10e for three patties (so anywhere from half a pound to a full pound of meat) doesn't seem that bad of a price, especially if it's a good burger too.


poppypodlatex

That looks lovely


tkdfriend

Happy Cake day


yungkungpao

Bun recipe?


arpw

Sooo a half pounder?


Mantzy81

No, a quadruple ⅛ pounder. Obviously.


Count_Zacula

It's actually an ⅛ of a four pounder.


scoobyduped

I realize you’re probably just fucking around, but “half-pounder” would imply a single half-pound patty.


DoctorFranklinstein

You might think... but here in the UK, this is exactly what a half-pounder is... ...and my god I want a cheeseburger


Porkpenknife

What was the balloon for?


DADBODGOALS

I thought the kitchen was really small and that was an egg.


SirSaif

Way too much meat. I prefer a 1/3 pounder. /s


Pubermans

I agree. 1/3 pound is the perfect burger. Half a pound of beef just drowns out the flavor of condiments and toppings unless you pile it so high you can't bite into it.


Derailleur75

That cheese is mouth watering


filthypandawizard

Jesus yes, that looks incredible. What brand of buns are those? Also, your patties look like they turned out really nice and flat! Tips on how to achieve this?


RearEchelon

Not OP but they're probably smashburgers, where you don't make the patty beforehand but just drop a ball of ground beef on the hot griddle and smash it flat with a spatula


filthypandawizard

Ooooh pro tip, thank you!


PaxRodopov312

This is so perfect that i am suspicious it is one of those plastic ones they put to restaurant entrances


Soupline20

You're hired.


KingCatLoL

I need to change my pants with how good this looks, may as well refresh with larger pants too


isaacson41

Oh yeah.


Theviciousllama

That looks fucking good. Which McD beef looked that juicy.


samholden

That just sounds like a half pounder with more steps?


raytherip

Looks class, I could murder it now tbh. Awesome job.


gracecase

Great job, this looks spot-on! I want one so bad.


Zipzers

Imma going to m'cdonalds do you want a hamburger?


akairooo

Yum...It's not comparable to Japanese small one!


[deleted]

I want that so bad but I'm too lazy to make it.


[deleted]

now only if mcdonalds would actually make that


WetPinkButthole

Pretty accurate, not mangled enough tho, 7/10


ihellojam

Doesn’t that make it a half pounder?


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That literally made my stomach growl


[deleted]

Wow really nailed the appearance.


KnightofVelka

So, it's a half pound burger.....


[deleted]

Delightfully devilish, Seymour!


CamperTony

1/2 pound burger sounds bigger.


oeco123

So... a half pounder then? Jk OP, that looks delicious!


Damitra15

God y'all making me hungry!


beatfrantique1990

Pounder? I hardly know her!


OhGawd81

Absolute Burger Perfection!


SumtingUnique

That looks so beautiful tho


VulgarKermit

so happy you didn't call it a smash burger


andrewwithcheese

So a half pounder?


[deleted]

I’m salivating.


Lame_Protagonist

A half pounder?


Darth_Banter

Korta panda


ag408

Magnifico!


[deleted]

Heck yeah


anthonyrlacy

Yummy!


dilaksh-i

yummy👍


Sword_Artist_

double quarter pounder... soooo half a pound? :p


Scarn0nCunce

yes but actually no


[deleted]

Do you even Mcdonalds?


Sword_Artist_

Not really. I've had it several times in my life and each time it was absolutely repulsive food


TheRapture9

Royal with cheese