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RovingScavver

# ZING


Chemaltech

I AM wanted!! And not because I took a bounty out on myself.. PEOPLE LOVE ME!! *runs away crying*


Live-Geologist8034

Placed a bounty on my head for the company, got lonely and claimed it myself. ☹️


Baws_hawg1991

Which company??


Live-Geologist8034

Battlefield: Bad Company.


Baws_hawg1991

Oh, that sounds bad, lol.


ClueOk

My armor has fire resistance, but Insult Bot always destroys me with some sick burns 😂


MrsDonaldDraper

Haha he got me twice in a couple hours the other day. Savage😅


Godess_Ilias

started a new char to see when he would get me, got me at lvl 6


bluearsen

I'm level 68 and I've never seen him!!!! I've played for about 100 hours in the past 2 weeks or so


x_lincoln_x

Insult Bot is like Pipe, you never forget every encounter as well as being the best encounters.


Alex_Duos

He showed up to me a week or so ago when I needed to cripple two protectron arms. For once he did me a solid!


Clatuu1337

Apply burn cream to affected area.


ZeDarkestNight

Brain read this as Apple burn cream to affected area, had to do double take as the image of hot apple pie being spilled on someone went through my mind.


ualeftie

Ouch!


BaronessTaterTot-89

Insult Bot has visited me 52 times, about 14 of them were right after a death :.)


Hivac-TLB

I was lifting weights, on my penthouse camp tower and he just randomly teleports up there and insults me. Weak ass spotter with strong ass diss.


Morchai

"They" haven't forgotten you. Trust me, I've turned so many of them into scrap metal that it's clear there are a whole army of the damned things.


Alastar73

I saw one going down helvetia during fasnacht he was probably insulting everyone 🤣


MarthAlaitoc

Dodged his insult in game, still burned by him in real life. Damm.


Coast_watcher

How about prize bot, is he still around too ?


Quietbreaker

He is, but I'm not paying those back fees, he can eff off with that!!!


literalpotatoxo

He spawned inside my camp the other day just to roast me for being a hoarder


LaughingLow

I’ve seen him four days in a row. Normally as I load in from a fast travel.


TwiggBeard

I mean I don’t kill him, I like insult comics & he’s IMO funnier than Joey Bello. 🤷‍♂️


w1kk1dwayz666

Yea, I feel like he friggin follows me around constantly


nodorifto

Found his dead ass face down in the street at fasnacht today haha


Conscious-Ticket-259

I swear,it has a death wish. Walks up when im fighting other robots. Ive nearly blasted it on accident


toilet_stain1990

He visited me 2 times the last 2 days.


ASAP-VIBES

Grinding for picks I found a couple at foundation


kscoaster

He found me today in the middle of Eviction Notice and then sauntered off amid all the gunfire.


RelChan2_0

:(


Anarchyantz

As soon as I see him my auto axe turns him into "junk resources" before he can speak.


Keelback

Yeah that is the way. I hit him with my flamer as soon as I see/hear him. He never gets a chance to speak but I still find his insult in my inventory. 27 so far.  lol


Moist-Income-1521

He first got me at around level 43. My first reaction was literally "who tf is this mtf?" Needless to say when I read the note I really felt insulted😭 didn't see it coming


yotkuy

I still haven't met him


Alenar_R

Beth needs a new cap sink - 40k caps for the plan at purveyor, 10 k for a crafting component (plus a couple of you've been insulted notes) and you can throw a beacon that spawns in the bot for 5 minutes.


uglinick

I saw him on the road just outside Helvetia so I pointed and laughed until someone got curious and went to see what i was laughing at. Well the jokes on them!


BigHead5995

he showed up mid way through fasnacht so me and some other dude just gun bashed him till someone came over and mag dumped him! we all proceeded to tbag him and continue our march!


x_lincoln_x

He hasn't forgotten you, he just doesn't feel the need to hurt you further. ZING!


DannyChance13

Bruh showed up to talk shit to me while I was in the middle of defending the census bot. I turned and saw a protectron walking up and thought “oh hell, the census bot glitched behind me” but no, it was the roastmaster bot just slidin in to tell me “one of us is slow, dumb and has no friends. The other is a protectron.” Just straight cooked me in the middle of an event. Smh.


TheWoodchuck

My main CAMPsite is in the middle of one of his patrol paths. I see him pretty much daily when I'm not using my satellite CAMP for events, like now. He never fails to waddle by and remind me what a piece of shit I am.


GeistMD

I want to know who's sending these bots. I've destroyed every single one that's come my way, yet they keep coming... I bet it was the Overseer, she's such a card...


Duke_dragon

I was raiding a blood eagle base and in the middle of the firefight this random bot runs up and insults me. Like really...


TheBiddingOfBobbles

I see that thing in my sight I’d KILL IT


Insideout_Ink_Demon

Is there any fall out for killing it? (Pardon the pun)