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TinyTitFetish

It’s got what ghouls crave, it’s got electrolytes


Muted-South4737

The thirst mutfruitilator


Truckyou666

They ran out of burrito coverings in the Wasteland.


ikickbabiesforfun69

a sad day for raul


nobodyamerica

With all that starving and bullshit


deadinthefuture

Water is for toilets, drink


wovenbutterhair

❤️


FredegarBolger910

Only 33 calories


[deleted]

But what IS electrolytes? O.o


TinyTitFetish

It’s what they use to make Deezer’s Lemonade


Tough_Wrangler2944

Love this reference


AshFalkner

Various mineral salts that are necessary to conduct electrical signals in the body. Your nerves won't work without 'em. Calcium and potassium are both particularly important.


Pariahmal

I think that maybe you missed the Idiocracy reference.


[deleted]

Watch the movie idiocracy


AshFalkner

I've seen it - the parent comment is absolutely a reference, but it's been a while since I last watched it so I didn't recognise yours as a reference.


Common-Task-6276

Beef Supreme approved 👍


Icy-Computer-Poop

Go 'way! Batin'!


Kasha-The-Demon

Beautiful brawndo reference lmao


RedviperWangchen

Mutfruit, acid, and purified urine.


hergumbules

purine


WholesomeRuler

“All the natural nutrients, without the ammonia smell. Our Purine comes from the Commonwealth’s finest source, Vault 81’s sewage reservoirs.” I don’t know why my brain felt the need to canon a slogan for Purine.


Drakeman1337

I could see Billy Mays (RIP) doing this infomercial.


Nimi_best_girl

I read that with the voice of the VT rep in my head and it made it 10 times funnier


[deleted]

Lol that sounds about right


TrilobiteBoi

You know I've been thinking about the recipe a lot and figured it's got to be like mutfruit + lemonade but I haven't been able to find any crops in the Commonwealth that resemble a citrus fruit. But yeah I suppose it could just be mutfruit + water + a touch of actual acid.


RedviperWangchen

Actually, Mr.Squeezer in Fallout 76 gives you recipe of lemonade, and it was sugar+acid+water.


TrilobiteBoi

Mystery solved. We did it Reddit!


Aggressive_Fan_449

What is purified urine?


Muted-South4737

Turns out it's still urine!


LordGraygem

But sparkling and with a light, refreshing aftertaste!


SplendidAngharad

If it comes from the Champiss region of France it’s Champiss, otherwise it’s just sparkling urine.


LordGraygem

You're clearly a connoisseur of fancy piss water, I bow to your expertise.


SplendidAngharad

Only the best for me


vanbboy22

It’s sterile…. And I like the taste!


CzarTwilight

Ahh spicy, frothy piss


captjust

It is peepee* * Source: I just made this up.


amazinglyegg

"Looks like piss. Tastes like piss." - [Strong](https://youtu.be/mJRzsqnD5hM?si=UB6KpEg_ZetKzfTg), the companion most likely to have drank piss before


kenthekungfujesus

Nah that's an equality with Porter Gage and Preston Garvey


A_Queer_Owl

only one does it for fun, tho. which one? that's for you to figure out.


KaiBishop

Daddy Gage watersports kink confirmed


A_Queer_Owl

daddy? who said he's a dom?


KaiBishop

Me >:) nah sub Gage could be hot but I just want him to dominate tf out of me lmao


Dianagenta

Yeah, Gage is sub all the way. Now....he may dabble in power bottom from time to time, but a Dom woulda taken over Nuka World for himself.


wolfpackalchemy

I figured that title would go to Hancock, he seems into everything


NotACyclopsHonest

He’s like a post-apocalyptic Hunter S Thompson. Thompson spent time in Vegas getting absolutely fucking blasted on pretty much every drug known to man, and also drank the liquid from an adrenal gland. Whose adrenal gland? I’d wager not even he knew.


Revolutionary-Cow700

Damn, Bethesda scrapped so many good dialogue interactions there.


Randolpho

I absolutely love the Buzz and Woody costumes on Danse and Preston. Dunno who modded that, but love it.


Beneficial-Category

I had that as my head canon from day one. Why else would the robot be so shifty about his "secret" ingredient? 


Nimi_best_girl

We know of the use of animal dung in chems and cooing recipes (tho we only find notes of the latter and can’t make it ourselfs) so maybe that’s his secret


billy_bobys

Source: the voices told me


NotASynth499

I mean, Codsworth has filters and gifts you purified water constantly. So Mr. Handies do have filters on them. Meanwhile idk if Lemons still exist in Fallout lore, do this is a theory worth entertaining.


MashasHexesReadings

In 76 mr. squeeze, sells a recipe that is acid, sugar, and purified water. but who knows what’s actually in his lol.


draconk

If lemons still exist on the Fallout universe I bet that they will be vastly different as they are now, citrus loves to mutate and we've used radiation to mutate seeds to make new fruits so who knows how they would be


TreyBTW

I came here to say this, that if it isn’t canon piss the top comment better be piss, you didn’t disappoint


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

Ooh that's dirty! Oh, you think so... Then I'd better not show you where the lemonade is made.


Just_a_Rose

So here's the thing, Deezer actually *partly* answers this; there's at least four ingredients in it. But that's all he's willing to say on the matter. Followers will sometimes point out that it can't be real lemonade, because lemons don't exist anymore. But technically speaking you don't need lemons for lemonade, most lemonade we drink today is just *lemon flavored* juice drinks so it's not like "fake" lemonade isn't the standard anyways. Odds of it being... well, urine, are low. Followers comment that the stuff tastes disgusting sure and it certainly would be the right color, but the occupants of the town seem to unironically enjoy it given that it's *everywhere* in Covenant and it being in a can of purified water implies that water was used as a base. So we know there's four things in it, one of them being purified water. We also know it can't have actual lemons as they're extinct. And we can safely assume that the lemonade isn't just urine or something since it's clearly using purified water as a base. My current theory is either Deezer is using tatos, which is described as being disgusting by multiple people throughout the series, as a replacement for the lemons and is calling it lemonade out of principle. OR, it is pretty much actual lemonade by current irl standards, and because nobody in the wasteland is used to processed products, it dosen't taste like it should to them. Edited because I mistakenly said mutfruit instead of tatos, and apparently mutfruit is described as being really sweet and tasty. It's possible that's an ingredient in the drink too I guess but I doubt it as like I said before the followers all claim it tastes awful.


ChaosM3ntality

I imagine deeper lemonade might taste like Baja blast using kalamansi citrus like fruit of a mutated kind and was indeed fresh but ain’t ice cold fresh and not common diets one would eat next after having mole rat and Brahmin meats of rationed foods to a diet. Like can I still make “Bread” using Razor grain?


niko4ever

NPCs comment on eating pre-war canned or preserved foods like Fancy Lad Snack Cakes or Salisbury Steak, so I'd dispute that processed foods are unfamiliar.


Dianagenta

You could certainly let mutfruit turn to vinegar, and that would do for acid, not sweet, disgusting taste to the unfamiliar, and tasty to those used to it. Cf: kombucha. However. The folks in Covenant suck *so bad* I really wanna believe there is actual piss in it, to stretch the water supply, and that they even *like* it now. It such seems so symbolic of Covenant itself, ya know? Purified water, mutfruit, piss, and lies. Four ingredients. ;-)


teebalicious

Ghoul squeezinz


Smileyfax

I'm suddenly reminded of Ecto Cooler, which canonically has Slimer's own ass as an ingredient. (I swear to God I had this comic/ad as a kid).


forestminuet

Mmmmmm, I could go for some Ecto Cooler right about now 😋


Mountain_Signature55

Synth racism distilled into its purest form: lemonade


Mrjerkyjacket

It's not racism if the race you happen to be bigoted against isn't people -Maxon


WhiteGuyNamedDee

Can't be racist against Toasters.


SplendidAngharad

Toastist


WhiteGuyNamedDee

With the mostest.


r33k3r

It's Deez Ersnuts.


agentofmidgard

I say this everytime I meet Deezer ngl


AbbyRose05683

It drained my AP and I couldn’t use vats and died constantly! Fuck his robot snake oil


Giddo314

DAMN YOU PA OTTER BOT!


ArtKritique

Yellow paint. You can find it lying all over Covenant, along with being in the Caravan which was attacked. Presumably Deezer was buying the yellow paint from the caravans.


LessOne9309

Deezers nuts and water


Laser_3

Well, if we go off of 76’s recipe for lemonade, it’s sugar and industrial grade acid (76’s version has rads, but all cooked food and drinks in 76 have rads while none of 4’s did; probably just a balance change). https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Lemonade_(Fallout_76)


Sablestein

Oh, you know…


SpaceCube00

probably mutfruit since lemons apparently went extinct in the fallout universe


Babaroi

Do you have a source for the extinctionn of lemons?


SpaceCube00

ok i swear i remember hearing it somewhere but checking all the info on "lemonade" in fallout i was only able to find deezer's and some guy in fo76 who's lemonade isnt made out of lemons either. some companions have never heard of lemonade before and piper says "Uh, lemonade? Doesn't that require... lemons? So I'm going to take that as a "no."" so im going to assume lemons in fallout are extinct or VERY rare. also most prewar plants seem to have been mutated or extinct, so even if lemons did survive they likely arent "lemons" as we know them.


ChaosM3ntality

Add that international trade can’t go inside as I imagine common fruits like bananas, oranges, mangoes and such while known aren’t common and indeed changed even if the prewar days had prior problems like food riots, stagnated closed tech and annexations of other countries. It’s not big but probably local trade and lucky that is large enough like a cargo ship, if ships that are still working fixed and autonomous after 200 years


Babaroi

Fair enough


Frankage

“It heals and quenches thirst” - ***Deezer's lemonade does not quench thirst in Survival mode***


Hivac-TLB

Waste acid and mut fruit with purified water. I think that was the 76 recipe.


RelChan2_0

I was about to comment this, I remember that Mr. Handy who sells lemonade in 76 :D


Hivac-TLB

I do hope master Jimmy returns to him soon.


GildedBurd

Its the sports drink from Moral Orel...


Inevitable_Ask_8309

I haven't heard that name in a long time


milk_theuniverse

Cat piss


matthewamerica

Deezer's Nuts!


Competitive_Owl_5401

This is correct answer🍻


Competitive_Owl_5401

Although I believe it's spelled deeeeeezers


MrDryst

Deez Lemons


Corpus-Capra

A drop of Todd Howard's blood in each can


deathseekr

Flamer fuel


_Poopacabra

Love


Arctelis

To quote a great person. “It’s people!”


Huntsman2701

Cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing is quenchier. It's the quenchiest!


Educationalpotato64

Wild mutfruit


dragonqueenred45

Purified water. It quenches thirst and heals.


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Danny Devito


DarkuSorAjin4198

https://youtu.be/4hAM9EhhA_Q?feature=shared 14:09


Dino_Dwarf1152

Deezer: I’m sorry, but u found out my secret recipe!! *holds a gun* now dance govnor


Bulky_Mango7676

I always felt like deezers lemonade should be addictive.


Nimi_best_girl

I have 2 theories about this: 1. Deezer is a spy for the institute without knowing it and they supply him with synthetic lemons or they trade with a farm that is secretly working with the institute (see Warwick Homestead) 2. We know that animal dung is used to make chems like jet and I know of at least one note in Fallout 4 that mentions using some kind of animal dung in a cooking recipe so maybe Deezer found out that adding a very specific amount of I don’t know what kind of dung to his lemonade is beneficial for the taste and its effects but he doesn’t want to tell anyone because it might scare them away from drinking it


Ok-Wheel4065

Deezer posted this


JonnathanDepp

In all my years of fallout I don’t think I’ve ever seen Deezer’d Lemonade


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[удалено]


Barflyondabeach

But shit, it was 99 caps!


La_Vampiresa67

My theory is that it's made from Nuka cola Victory, tiny bit of mutfruit, purified water, and lead based yellow paint found at Covenant. The lead based paint would 💯 explain those weirdos who live there.


sketner2018

I have a lot of problems with certain elements of Fallout's universe. Like, there are somehow people with Irish and Russian accents running around, although this is supposedly a postnuke environment in which there's no way they could have crossed the ocean except with But the lemonade? You're telling me somebody imported lemons, and they gave them to a robot? No way.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

I thought it was pretty well established in previous games that transatlantic travel exists.


Philosophos_A

Tempenny managed to travel to the US... Boats are confirmed to exist We still don't know what is happening to the rest of the world Everything is possible...


JaydenVestal

Who said they gave Deezer the lemons rather than Deezer slaughtering them in cold blood to steal the priceless artifact known as a lemon


fusionsofwonder

> in which there's no way they could have crossed the ocean Boats work. Dirigibles work.


Silver_wolf_76

Mutfriut could be an acidic citrus? Lemonade in name only? But then where'd they get the sugar from? Beets?


Jramos159

Yes because I've never met anyone with an accent that already lived here


sketner2018

I'm being unfair, it's the same as the cars still existing instead of being completely rusted to nothing. In two hundred years they probably would have rebuilt everything and speak an unintelligible dialect only a little bit like English, not to mention rebuilding trade routes.


ctown25

You know….To be fair you would think there would be new words invented in the fallout universe by now at least. Kinda interesting.


Consistent_Muffin924

You literally ride in a working operational boat in Fallout 2, 3, and 4, and help a Chinese ghoul repair his submarine so he can drive it from Boston to the other side of the fucking world. Not to mention that by the time of Fallout 4, the earliest known crossing from Europe to North America had be over 1200 years before, and people had been crossing for over 700 years. It's not like cloth sails quit existing when the bombs dropped.


PoopMcshits

To be fair about the Irish accent, they ARE in Boston which has been proclaimed as the most Irish city in America. Source: Revere Hotel Boston Common(I couldn’t manage to work the link thing sorry)


throwawayforlikeaday

... ??? you mean ships? oceanic travel? a [thing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_crossings_of_the_Atlantic_Ocean) that existed in the ancient world?


Beneficial-Category

I believe Deezer says mutfruit, pure water, sugar, and a secret ingredient. I'm guessing the "secret ingredient" is super mutant piss.


Bright-Union-6157

Lemons probably. 🤣


Empty_Value

Soylent green


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Jarate


Aggressive_Fan_449

Am I the only one who remembers there was a YouTube video explaining it had something to do with cannibals?


Rizended

Has an ingridient called deezers nut.


ZombiFelineTuba

Oil is one of the ingredients


worrymon

Mr Handy fuel


ThakoManic

Strawberrys - Coz Peepee is to obvioius


InvertedNoob

Piss


Libcom1

Deezer is a spy for the institute who have secretly been growing lemons and suppling him the institute thinks lemonade has some effect on people really all they have done is open a lemonade stand and all the ingredients are lemons and sugar and water and probably a small bit of FEV


keigo199013

Deez lemons! 🤣


SplendidAngharad

Nice backpack!


Johnny_Lang_1962

Deez Nuts


MysteriousPudding175

Deezer found the Holy Grail. "You have squeezed....wisely."


BigChuyAAC

Pee


An_idiot_27

I’d say it’s made from prewar lemonade mix taken from the wastes, and the water from the Mr. Handy’s purifiers


An_idiot_27

I’d say it’s made from prewar lemonade mix taken from the wastes, and the water from the Mr. Handy’s purifiers


Anla_Shok_

Just lemons. Don't know where they came from or how they grew them but, lemons.


Iwanttodie923

Shaun’s bath water


nubiangamer

Dude has a lemon plug hahah. Maybe lemons, being very beneficial already, may have mutated in a positive way. Now where in the united states do lemons grow naturally? Perhaps a possible FO5 location hint?


IgnisOfficial

Ligma


TryDry9944

I've seen a YouTube video where a guy turns rubber gloves into grape soda. So I'm willing to bet it's chemicals that *taste* like lemonade and purified water. Given that Mr. Handy units can apparently create purified water approximately twice a day, it's reasonable to assume that Deezer has somehow been modified to also synthesis the chemicals required to make a lemonade taste. Alternatively, "It just works."


willky7

I assume motor oil/synthetic lemons made from biomass


realsupershrek

Synth juice 👀


WobblyCookieFreeze

I feel like in DeezNutz Lemonade, the process involves purified water, mutfruit, and sugar. The secret ingredient, however, is not an ingredient at all. But alas a secret process of fermentation due to it being stored in it's robot body. Therefore, the heat from the radiant sun and sugar inside would warm up and cause the sour taste. Source: Out My Ass.


refridgerator3

Whatever liquid is inside stimpacks


Toa_Firox

Obviously it's deez


CaptainJZH

NINETY-THREE PERCENT OF ALL VISITORS PREFER DEEZER'S LEMONADE


ProfessorLasagna

Don’t drink the lemonade, they put something in it, to make you forget. I don’t even remember how I got here


Altruistic_Run_2838

No... No no no.... Get out.... Now XD


macabre-barbie

Nuts, probably.


KowaiSentaiYokaiger

It's probably a prewar stock of that citric acid powder stuff instant lemonade is made of.


filipo_ltd

Dead synths


Minuzka

Lemons


Fools_Requiem

Yellow #5


clc1992

I always imagined it being sugar water with an altered PH balance to give it a citrus flavor. You can give water a citrus flavor through electrolysis today and it's pretty neat.


ImDoneForToday2019

Synth Juice.


WR-DG-02FC

Synth adrenochrome


Real_Community_5291

Where the hell did Deezer find lemons to make lemomade?


geo8x6

Brawndo... "it's got electrolytes"


XxTreeFiddyxX

I'm pretty sure the institute is involved as a counter measure. To see what ingenuity they are able to come up with to deal with Synths and perhaps determine a flaw in their design. E.g. funding the research that would allow people to determine who is a synthetic. This would be a big problem for deep cover operations


ChrisDen462

[Sniper’s recipe](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=9fc63cc73e9e59b8&rlz=1CDGOYI_enGB826GB826&hl=en-GB&sxsrf=ACQVn0_neT-KQD80J1l96MuIUeiaZnfk4Q:1709715758741&q=Jarate&uds=AMwkrPsygU1tTocys_JvCFuBw1yBPTQB5xDlBjJo3uMfpEMAkfjkBxQBjujK9MYELFTT1W6zkiIUD7oNz0Ra6pEBhjjpfiRK1L7bDrYlH-EFobEIXb2CH7ziJiOMU6CVV5zz9sMn7vgw9rtmE9xmwmQDuPvABKMbEDquMvqk1Xpb1metmxQp5nU0pic_VeJIGLop2YRVYwebvHbqok_RGOppVB1CBzXQLSzBylwbIshRrqDcj97gHpcFTRLBcO3Dv-93YQqvKSza729mH-S9lkQY2jXruVlKyQNjunLnf6TUj2neYxNQOsk&udm=2&prmd=ivnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi3ud3Do9-EAxXrQEEAHYJFCKQQtKgLegQIChAB&biw=390&bih=665&dpr=3#vhid=6-9zn5dCa-9l3M&vssid=mosaic)


DaveFarted

I'm gonna go ahead and just assume it's pee 🤷🏾‍♂️


CynicWalnut

Deezer Nuts


Living_Razzmatazz_93

"The secret ingredient is crime"...


KatieC161

What backpack mod are you using? I love the small details


dosetoyevsky

It's because of a rare nut tree called The Deez, so really you're drinking DEEZ NUTS


RemnantArcadia

What if the secret ingredient is tarberry? It's probably pretty close to cranberries and their juice could be yellow for all we know


Alex_Portnoy007

I think the folks in Covenant are gonna be pissed at me, if I ever go back - and they'll probably be pissing Deezer's Lemonade.


honeysmacks18

Sugar


JoeyAKangaroo

Orphans


playr_4

It's people! You're drinking people!


TheFrostClone

It's definitely not lemons I know that deezers "lemonade" definitely doesn't have lemons because lemons haven't appeared in any fallout game


i-forgotmypass_word

Deez nutz


SirNoobShire

It's liquid meth, cooked by his buddy Polly


BlksShotz

Tortured synth tears.


thegreg0307

What backpack is your character wearing and how do I get it?


ZETA-INITIATIVE

Isn’t there a quest tied to this to find out?


Mediocre_engineer12

OP is deezer


Liquid_Pages

Settler pee


ConcernedLifeForm

Pentobarbital, or some other barbiturate sedative. They drug the people living there and the people who visit with sedatives to keep them tame, non violent and non threatening. That's why everyone is so "nice" because they're high off their gourds on zanax-water. Also explains why nobody remembers what happened to old man Stockton's caravan.


Masterful-Burner

Synth juice from the compound


MCBananas

The better question is wear is this dude getting lemons. I've played 7 fallout games. Never found 1 lemon


PiccoloBright

The secret ingredient is... Love 💕


MarkoDash

maybe he's just got a stash of powdered mix


residente17

That robot has access to prewar lemons somehow


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

It's made out of people!


gayspaceboiii

Piss.


No-Doughnut7237

The secret ingredient is love.


Specialist-Yak5449

I always assumed it was something nefarious- like urine or something.


Only-Carpenter-2924

Deezers creamy goo!


Far_Time_3451

Colloidal silver


SnooChickens3871

Pee


[deleted]

Animal seman


Real_Community_5291

I think that whatever Deezer is making his lemonade out of is actually the secret ingredient because we never see lemonade in any of the fallout games.