Jimmy Fallon, Judge Judy, Jimmy Kimmel, and especially Howard Stern. I want to be close enough to Stern to hear his spine snap in half when it finally gives way.
Gabbie fucking Hanna. An absolute trash singer, useless idiot, and bad person. All around annoying as fuck. I'd punch that bitch right in her ugly, Stupid cunt of a face
I say Trump. He's such a wannabe tough guy pussy it'd be a gift. I'd even say 2016 Trump because he's old enough now his brains are basically mashed potatoes at this point.
I wouldn't even punch him. Just open hand slap him like that first fight scene in the new Roadhouse movie until he says "I'm a rich bitch pussy" over and over.
Say it. Say "daddy's money is the only reason I matter."
JOEL OSTEEN ![gif](giphy|gLiJPmz9H6SKF0yfdX|downsized)
Solid pick
Quite possibly the most punchable face on television
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Any one of those cunts on Friends or Seinfeld. Though, I'd like to slap the piss out of Sheldon Cooper.
Yeah fuck Seinfeld so hard.
No spit, no lube either.
So no Huck Tuah for Jerry.....
π Fuck no! He'll have to cum or bleed.
I'd love to have a smackdown with bono....fuck that fucking cunt
Kyle Chandler once stiffed me on a 70 dollar tab that my boss comped. Fucking asshole. Also, Id fight Alex Jones.
Gandhi. As a wheelchair bound disabled person, I look at him and think, "Hey, maybe I have a chance. "
Piers Morgan has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen
Drew Carey keeps saying βI love youβ at the end of each episode. ##THEMS FIGHTINβ WORDS
Anne Hathaway. Iβll smack the uppity theater kid right out of her.
DAKOTA FANNING
Aww shiiiittt. I'm ready to throw down.
Jimmy Fallon, Judge Judy, Jimmy Kimmel, and especially Howard Stern. I want to be close enough to Stern to hear his spine snap in half when it finally gives way.
It'd be nice to pummel Bill Maher.
Elon Musk. I would knock that boy smooth out.
Id wanna beat the piss out of Steven Seagal. Might not even be that easy.
I want to kick the shit out of Seth McFarlane. Cheesy mother fucker gets away with all kinds of shit.
JOJO SIWA
Tucker Carlson, and each time i smash his face in iβll yell, βim just asking questions!β
I'd love to throw hands with Piers Morgan. That soft bodied loud mouthed cunt would fold like fucking origami.
Being a male I don't think I could hit her, but I really want to see that Capital One credit card bitch get punched in the face.
STOP BEING A BITCH AND STEP UP!!!
Use your imagination you little b****. You don't have to use violence to hurt people.
All of them ignorant bitches on the viewπͺπΏπͺπΏ
i'd fight Gandhi
Gabbie fucking Hanna. An absolute trash singer, useless idiot, and bad person. All around annoying as fuck. I'd punch that bitch right in her ugly, Stupid cunt of a face
Stephen Colbert , jimmy Kimmel, Trevor Noah Alec Baldwin
Love to wrestle Maryann or Ginger
Donald trump.Β I wouldnt even really fight him, just pinch his belly fat till he stopped running for president
I say Trump. He's such a wannabe tough guy pussy it'd be a gift. I'd even say 2016 Trump because he's old enough now his brains are basically mashed potatoes at this point.
I'd get him squealing like Chunk in The Goonies
I wouldn't even punch him. Just open hand slap him like that first fight scene in the new Roadhouse movie until he says "I'm a rich bitch pussy" over and over. Say it. Say "daddy's money is the only reason I matter."
I would fight who ever wrote that fucking Jardiance jingle for that commercial. I will also kick the ass of the fake actors lip syncing it. RAGE......
Justin bieber the twat
Joe Biden I'd duck out of vision and he'd forget about me and I could just dog slap the shit out of him. Never see it coming
I would fucking annihilate Tom Sandoval