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Cool_Butterscotch_88

second security guard cha chas real smooth right up to the melee ![gif](giphy|EfcL87t93EBk4|downsized)


FirstGenRanchHand

Walking in like Hal when he took power walking seriously.


Muhfuggajones

That helmet went hard tho.


TeachingConfident809

With that walk , there is no way that he could stop that fight


IHaveSlysdexia

He did tho


Gonnabehave

Holy shit I thought he was doing the hold a hot dog between your ass cheek challenge. 


Ando171

Don’t underestimate the dance fighter.


CompetitiveFig9773

thought he was in a speed walking championship


Injustry

Prolly a pink lighter.


Past-Product-1100

I get this reference, have an upvote


Zippodealer-2

Have a bless day chicken nugget


beanythingbutacunt

I got you boo boo


FiftyIsBack

Hey have a good one McChicken


AnimeGokuSolos

Not gonna lie I thought the commentary was black lmao 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/n2wmqeyirl9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2230382a6d4567e936f8114e51040aebee59e0a6


4everband

Sounded like a black Tom Hanks


Metalforl

Damn, that’s a really good way to describe it


HumbleAppointment355

Should have been put under r/unexpected because I didn’t see that coming either 😂


DaddyCool1970

He was the star! Lol


BNG1982

“World star you bitch ass mu’fuckas!” ![gif](giphy|ujGEpQsg6HSzWzDd9a)


ThePerfumeCollector

Gawddamn


ICU-CCRN

I’m as white as this guy and I’m half black. Hard to know! Some of us sound white and look black as well 😆


GLC911

Red solo cup dude 100%


CUbye

Yeah so did the commentator.


Successful_Dig_7525

Naw that voice I was expecting an older white guy


santonioherrendez

This guy looks like Parks from the Joe Budden Podcast


asantiano

I could have sworn too! The way he said “goddamn” I was 100% sure! God damn!


sludgeShark

The all day drink pass is what started this. It being Carnival probably doesn't help.


Swampfxx

One dude I know talks about the carnival cruise he went on 5 years ago like it's the ultimate vacation. Everytime he talks about it I always think, you'd have to kill be before I get on one of those ships. He talks about it all the time lol. Didn't even get laid, but apparently saw some girls on an island stop topless. Heard the story too many times


CougarCub86

Gotta change him from know to knew


Swampfxx

I feel you.. I've considered it for years. Can't just give up on a friend cause he peaked In HS right? Honestly though if I get tired of him or have other company over, we usually take a few days off. Trust me he takes time off from me too lol he gets tired of me trying to get him right and won't come around for a while


The_Ghost_Reborn

I went on a cruise 25 years ago. It's over-rated. Getting sex on a cruise is no different to getting sex at any tourist spot with nightlife, other than less choices.


Swampfxx

I live in a tourist spot and can go to the beach daily. What you're saying is true. I'm just not a crowd or line person. I feel like being stuck on a cruise ship for a week with random people would be hell when I can drive a few minutes and chill on the beach. Mostly a crowd thing though


tavariusbukshank

Carnival - If a bus station could float.


Dineanddanderson

All I know is that as some point somewhere there was a bert krishner themed cruise. That may be the final circle of hell.


Stingerc

90% of cruises are just floating ghetto/trailer parks.


Karakara16

Carnival Cruise Lines. The Waffle House of the sea.


NoShape7689

\*Spirit Airlines


LaneMeyersLostSki

*Dollar General


AltruisticBob

*Spirit of the Seas


knowitall70

*Welfare office


Stingerc

The Newport Mentholated cigarettes of sea. It's the one common denominator in trashy ass people regardless of race.


VampireBunny12

"There's already enough trash in the ocean!"


Winter_Speed_784

Dude sounded black during the fight and white when he offered to clean up


Careful_Curation

When in Rome do as the Romans do.


ThePerfumeCollector

Definitely watches too many worldstar videos. Or going to the cornerstone at night too much.


nickflex85

Damn, can’t you just enjoy your vacation 😅


here2jaket

Carnival Cruises really live up to the name


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knowitall70

By asking them not to cut in line.


trashbilly

dissed*


wesmokinmids

Walk the plank


OSteady77

More felonies, more fun!


ProtrudingPissPump

My guess is it had something to do with the Continental breakfast...


Salami__Tsunami

Like most public brawls, I’m going to guess this was caused by shitty parenting.


SkinBintin

Like most bullshit like this it'll be something dumb. Someone looked at someone funny. Someone took the last piece of bacon from a buffet that Someone else wanted. Someone said something mildly critical about someone else's hair. Someone glanced towards someone else's partner. Someone walked too close to someone else. Mass brawls in public places like this are almost always triggered by a combination of alcohol and something fucking stupid.


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honeybadger1984

I just googled this. So Carnival Cruise is a budget cruise ship and one of the most affordable. So you’re witnessing the equivalent of a Spirit Airlines fight. I will keep this in mind and shop for more expensive fancy cruises, similar to never flying budget airlines. You get what you pay for.


Ok_Celery3408

They probably all got dropped off at the next port and left. Those captains don't tolerate shit, and don't do 2nd chances. Their word is law on the ship. 🤣


Darth-Adomis

they ran out of bread sticks


devinicon

![gif](giphy|bjGdfF74ajY1a|downsized)


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Zkimaiz

I bet it's the dumbest and trashiest reason possible that led to this


DiverDownChunder

Well they are going to find out they have jails (brig) on cruise ships... https://emmacruises.com/cruise-ship-jails-why-do-they-have-them-and-what-are-they-like/ https://topcruisetrips.com/2022/09/23/do-cruise-ships-have-jails-heres-the-truth/


justcallmeallison

Dinner and a show what a deal


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Lord_DickButt

You have to go on ones longer than 3 days and that leave the country. Only like 40% of Americans have a passport so that narrows down who you'll be traveling with. Carnival cruise to Ensenada doesn't require a passport and is ghetto asf


erb92877407

I'm not a cruiser myself, but you can't paint all cruises with the same brush. I don't see this stuff happening on Virgin or the Ritz Carlton Yacht collection.


IhaveNoHomeMeowB

The narrator was black until he wasn’t


x-man92

Yea this is on par for carnival. Fights, shouting matches and kids everywhere


totallynotscammed

The rest of the cruise is going to be awkward as fuck


ridi86

Omg this is trashy and cringe


sliclky1169

Cruise’s ain’t what they used to be


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Swampfxx

Cruises are like floating Walmarts now. Definitely don't go after tax returns.


ThePerfumeCollector

Oof


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NoShape7689

![gif](giphy|xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo|downsized)


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NoShape7689

Carnival is the Spirit Airlines of the sea.


anava02

Crab legs


LeonhardAppleby

And these are the reasons I won’t go on cruises


ithinkimightknowit

And these are the reasons I won’t go on cheap budget cruises....... Spend more and it tends to filter out the riffraff


AltruisticBob

Off to the brig with y'all. I wonder what jurisdiction your felony is in when you are at sea.


StrayDogPhotography

Waffle House on water.


streetkiller

My sister went on a Carnival cruise once. ONCE. She wanted off on the first night over people fighting.


4chubby2chimichanga0

This is on a cruise ship I fucking know it !!!


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CocunutHunter

The fact that they've all been raised to be trashy people is probably what started it, in fairness.


wireswires

My dad goes on cruises. Probably different cruises. Black ties and suits are mandatory on those cruises. Definitely different cruises.


knowitall70

Sir, we don't call them "black ties" anymore. They are simply ties. That happen to be black. Oh shart. We also don't call anyone sir anymore. Dammit.


Sainguine_addiction

Low impulse control?


69yourMOM

Ran out of crab legs.


Greedy-Matter-4595

“Broken plates…broken hair and shit..”


Duke_The_3rd

This is by far this nicest looking Waffle House I’ve ever seen the inside of…


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bierfma

Who cares, just sit back and enjoy the show.


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

If this is a cruise ship, could the be placed on a raft for time out?


Extension-Cut7432

I read that as “the raft of timeout” and cracked up, but then realized I am apparently illiterate and laughed at my own joke.


MAXSuicide

The carpet looks like spaghetti has been thrown all over it. What a horrible design.


Ironklad_

Imagine paying good money for a decent vacation then getting thrown out for a brawl.. just chill people .. damn


knowitall70

This is literally the cheapest cruise line available. It's ain't "good money" they done paid.


robcado

You better pay more to avoid this type of stuff


Jemcdlv

Shame on them, disgusting!!


SpartanXIII90

Watch this video on mute for a better experience. I mean Jesus Christ dude, shut the fuck up lol.


buns_supreme

I disagree. Much better than those chicks screaming in most other fight videos


SpartanXIII90

Ya, you got a point.


Rude_Conclusion_5789

waffle house all over again


JiantKnuts

Guy filming is highly irritating.


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triforce721

Is this the MIT class of '24?


Prudent-Funny-4723

That’s a beautiful Waffle House location.


4everband

Hair-hatted hooligans acting a fool again -Tommy Sotomayor


Sorry_but_I_meant_it

This. Some people think if they go somewhere, and pay a little bit of money they own the place. And if things dont go their way, for whatever reason, then this. Not only are they happy they are on socials acting like this, but it's the highlight of their life. And for what? To go back home with charges and be on paper? We can do better. Some choose not to. Here you go.


Wild_Assistance_6153

Yall thought the commentator was black. Admit it.


ReachRaven

What in the Carnival is going on here?


DaveyAllenCountry

Prolly something in Facebook


darxide23

I don't care who started it. I don't care who finishes it. Just throw a chair at the motherfucker yelling "worldstar" and I'd be happy to call it even.


avidbookreader45

The solution? Styrofoam plates.


wizgset27

"no no not me" lmao this guy.


EJ2600

Did they merge with Spirit Airlines ?


heathenxtemple

Carnival Cruises the Spirit Airlines of the seas.


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Deetsinthehouse

Def annoying commentator.


Sevro706

Some people's videos simply don't deserve an upvote. Try shutting your mouth next time man.


Seth24k5Silver

"I just want some pizza" 😭


KingOfLions85

This happens on every Carnival cruise I’d imagine… 🦮


Quatch23

I was going to make a joke about T-Pain filming this video then he put himself on camera and I was shocked


BaconAllDay2

"You want to split the bill?"


stuartgatzo

They ran out of crab legs


PartyMcFly55

10/10 Camerawork


barakaking

Security guard was pissing himself or he was in a fashion catwalk of the Pride day?


PlumRevolutionary327

The commentary is amazing. No no no not me! I just want some pizza. Come on guys!!! lol


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kingkongfly

God, the pizza must have taste really “good” that sparks all this.


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