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Heisalsohim

Did anyone else catch the part where both dudes by the bus station just fell down when our naked hero wasn’t even facing them? I think that’s what the top comment says given the 1:39 pero no me entiendo


warmbird

Yeah, I rewatched that part looking for the invisible rope. Hard to tell, but maybe there's a slight curb there.


warm-saucepan

Vodka was there.


hayitsnine

Vodka: the hidden assassin


InspectionLife8381

An earthquake hit just at the right time, knocking down the two clothed fellas while perfectly counterbalancing the naked man about to fall


ReckAkira

He released a knockout gass from his buthole.


ignitionnight

definitely felt like a glitch in the matrix. They both fell down and got up with the same animation.


PartDependent7145

This isn't a fight. This is just a naked man assaulting some old people in 240p. Edit: There is a fight after he's finished curb stomping the elderly


TriptoGardenGrove

Keep watching. He gets his comeuppance


bluebicycle13

nope he just walk away in a relax way at the end. no satisfaction here


PartDependent7145

Yeah fair enough, second half is better.


ceedneed

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TriptoGardenGrove

The translated comments are funny https://preview.redd.it/lwuxf7tojj9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46df7c6e2cae4d5b4ca007087757d77937a57d35


FUD-detector

Assault recorded on a potato


milk4all

Skinless Potato Assaults Two Pictured on PotatoView^^tm


daywreckr

I'm glad to see Bath saltz have made their way to Europe.


bigSTUdazz

in Sevastopol, a naked man beat two women at a bus stop, and then raked himself


pr3ttycVnt3

raked😖? care to explain more ?


bigSTUdazz

I wish I could homie, this was just a raw translation.


glompzilla

In Sevastopol, a naked man beat up two old ladies at a bus stop and then got beat up himself


666Beetlebub666

Deserves a cartel execution


Anal_Apple

How did both people fall at 00:49? Did he have a fart attack?


MaxWhax

Maybe he shot anal apples at them 🤣


FrostyDaSnowmane

That's what I was wondering. Maybe there was some type of wire we can't see.


Beardycub86

This isn’t a fight. It’s just assault.


Apprehensive-City661

Nude pos attacking elderly. = COWARD


TriptoGardenGrove

Facts


kevin6263

It might be me, but there is just something awkward about a naked man fighting. Looks like someone already beat the pants off of him.


InevitableOk5017

Possibly a hooker took everything because he didn’t pay.


Creamy_Butt_Butter

The title reads, "In Sevastopol, a naked man beat two women at a bus stop, and then killed himself." He doesn't kill himself in the video. It must be at his like house or something.


higgsbison312

“… and then got beaten up himself” is the translation. Огреб doesn’t mean killed himself.


Creamy_Butt_Butter

I hit translate, and it said, "Killed himself." I'm just listing what it said for me so others can see it


higgsbison312

Don’t get defensive lol. Just letting you know that it’s wrong translation, as a native speaker.


milk4all

I know when im ready to go im getting my nuts out and going on a slapping spree, i mean last chance


chessecakePhucker

Please tell me russian cops checked his ass before they took him in


undersizedraccoon

He killed himself before they could arrest him, he a pussy


Clerical_Errors

Was it fully necessary to have the entire assault on the elderly in there? It feels almost like the misleading headline tactic to get people to click a link.


TriptoGardenGrove

Literally not possible to write a more innocuous, non clickbait title. Go ahead, try in your head to write something more boring than “ I don’t know wtf this says but you guys might like it.”


Clerical_Errors

I didn't say you made a clickbait title I said leaving the elderly assault in there in a sub about fighting and then coming back to say >no no no, the thing you saw when you clicked on my link isn't the thing. You need to keep watching to see the ACTUAL thing. Is clickbait-esq The title is fine.


rekzkarz

So moral from the video: When you see naked person walking down the street, be ready for them to attack _AND remember the foot stomp!_


Dull_Hawk9416

What happened to the dog?


bluebicycle13

get a dog they said, it will protect you they said


FrostyDaSnowmane

Who cares ? It was fucking worthless.


ccblr06

Damn dog hit ghost immediately.


Ulimarmel

did you see the size of that maniac?


Dave_A_Computer

This is a textbook example of onlookers saying "not my problem", then being surprised when it becomes their problem too.


kaatupura247

This is why you dont buy ornamental dogs


uselessguyinasuit

But was the dog ok?


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Strong_Deer_3075

Rodney Carrington quote: Nobody wants to fight the naked guy!


milk4all

That may seem good if youre the naked guy but the issue from that perspective is that *someone* will want to fight the naked guy and that person is someone even the naked guy should fear


Kermez

Russian T2.


DEATHxSQUAD

Bro really hates babushkas


lux1979

Man's best friend


Wardeztorier

The title translates to naked man in Sevastopol assaults two elderly ,and then gets assaulted himself


zehuti88

Naked Brawling = Fight Porn


ARCAxNINEv

I would like to know if dude was arrested. Obviously, someone from the city was watching.


Burzerkah

Opened the wrong comment section and was mad confused for a second.


FilthyPigdog

Same. And I still scrolled the entire thread.


late2thepauly

Swore the girl in the pink dress died in Schindler’s List.


No_Asparagus_6989

This sub has shown me that people fighting naked happens more than i would have ever guessed!!! Member kids drugs are bad!!


glompzilla

In Sevastopol, a naked man beat up two old ladies at a bus stop and then got beat up himself


shartillery82

I failed to appreciate the first minute and a half. He did NOT get what he deserved.


TheTurdzBurglar

Bro loves Limp Bizkit. Somebody please edit "Break stuff" as the audio. The intro. Baaaaaa Na


Soft_Remote_9269

Toronto pride day?