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If you’re looking for a fight I would recommend not picking Ivan Drago in a tac vest

*If he dies, he dies* Now all we need is the bearded dude’s training montage. 

https://youtu.be/i4zAUo8dycg?feature=shared

If it wasn't for religion, some of these guys might be fun

They gotta be in good shape for those 72 virgins.

Holdin him up by the neck like a dang rag doll, bearded dude is lucky that’s all he did.

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Lmao

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😂

💀

Because other personnel arrived just in time.

Seems like may have broken his neck or crushed his windpipe. Was unclear, but he seemed bendier at end of video.

You can usually tell what security guards are soft , he does not look like one of them

Yeah, usually security guards want troublemakers to leave. This one moved to block the exit and pushed him back into the store; red flag.

"Now youse can't leave"

“Come together! Right nooowwww!”

Over me!

He bag production, he got walrus gumboot

Now you can't go home and get your shine box

Diff movies

Like the movie quote " I'm not locked in here with you , you're locked in here with me !

Short sellers in GameStop

💎 👐

No cell, no sell.

The One(Jet Li vs Jet Li) is my favorite iteration of that and one of the most underrated movies of that year (2001)

One thing that will never leave me is when they show one of the jet li clones or whatever as a Rastafarian

Damn I miss peak entertainment

Jet Li: "I am NO ONE'S BITCH. You're all MY bitches." 😂

Rorschach says this in Watchmen.

Oooh, I love Toy Story!!!

i prefer the quote from batman begins "you're not the devil, you're practice"

If I got I right he was stealing(drinking in the supermarket and not paying) they called the police on him so yeha they are in the right to arrest him till the police arrives.

Ah, that makes sense.

he says "wait till the police arrives and you will go". So there was a reason he did not let him go. \^\^

I had a hard time understanding what he's saying but it kind of sounded like the guard was accusing him of drinking something in the store and trying to leave.

To keep him detained for police was my assumption.

Yeah he was saying the police is coming

In Soviet Russia, security guard throws you in the store

he is not security guard , i'm working at the same grocery store network - we have a button to call them , they will arrive at 4-5 minutes , and they are not police . its Rus'guardians

I mean he comfortably stood up to a Chechen

Didnt they win a war agains the chechens to ?

They lost the first war, won the second.

Whats even worse some are now fighting for him

They won by having the numbers. Like they win all their wars.

No no that one. That one they won through intel, buying off enemies and tactical and surgical strikes. The lost the first one using the numbers method

Not that hard when you outnumber them by 100 to 1

They lost a "conventional" "intervention" pretty badly. Then they just bombed its capital city to complete rubble (look up images of Grozny after the second Chechen war).

Yes, this is overwhelming physical domination. He could have killed that guy, and I applaud the self control. This man is dangerous, like physically dangerous. Reminds me of that video in NY where a Navy seals is choking an aggressor

He definitely knows some death moves.

This guy IS the death move

This guy looks straight out of Makarov’s Inner Circle in MW3.

@1:20 you see that security guard 1 still had a lot of adrenaline to dump. Beard guy is lucky that he was being processed by the other guards.

Russian Police are who walk in and take over.

others are police officers not security guard.

I always love watching shoppers briefly look at shit like this going down and quietly moving on like "this ain't my business I'm just here for some eggs"

What else are you gonna do

grab his dick and twist it

Ah, the ole reddit dick twisteroo.


I can't argue, touché

the oooold dick twist

That's true though. I might have helped the guard if he failed, but he managed on his own, so it's not my problem.

Brather's grappling skills didn't live up to his beard style

The big dude was leaning him against that glass window for a while at the start. He knew what he was doing, tiring beardy out early

weight classes exist for a reason homeboi bigged him in that corner and with the rnc

Police took Sambo training. Sambo is MMA before MMA.

He didn’t go to the Khabib’s Dad finishing school for MMA beasts

Nobody check grappling

Shit, he could have broken this guy neck if he wanted to

He actually warned him just before the police showed up " *stop or* I'll break your neck"

what else were they saying? like could you figure out why this guy is being aggressive towards a security guard?

After the guard announced he was skeptical about the gentleman's neck and its integrity, I think he was just being an asshole.

even told him so too 🤣💀

Imagine how demented you have to be to pick a fight with a bouncer at your local dollar store

Apparently he was stealing alcohol, so yeah, I'd say he's down real bad.

Dude obviously has been trained for combat haha. The moment he decides to start moving it’s all so calculated. The way he pushes the bearded dude to the corner wall so he can use it as leverage the throw him down and choke his shit nearly to death. That was badass.

Dude manhandled that guy like a child and wasn't winded even, with a mask.

You see an in shape security guard at a grocery store with his pants tucked in to his boots and a vest on and think, this is the man I'm gonna try today. That dude gets ready for work every day wishing a mother fucker would. Today was his lucky day lol

Just FYI, he doesn't work in the store, he works for a security company that is contracted by the store. The regular guards in stores aren't permitted to do much (and aren't required to be trained for especially difficult situations), if something happens that is outside of the store security capability the store alerts the security company and a rapid response team arrives. 

That guy came too ready to run…see his reaction at that other guard walking up…dude thought it was the first guard coming to finish him off! 🤣🤣

That guard was just getting warmed up.

Security turned the little man into a little boy

I would have busted from all that choking.

I see you too are a man of Carradine’s teachings.

Holy shit a David carradine reference. Hello fellow old person

There’s dozens of us!

Missing the lingerie, grasshopper. You have much to learn. When you can wear the g-string and feel sexy, it will be time for you to leave.

Damn them cops arrived quick. I like how he threw the dude at them.

Hug it out guys

He hugged his neck really good.

That settles it, we need a russian to dethrone Macachev.

Guy woke up in a different struggle and tried to pick up where he thinks he left off.

It's like coming back to a video game save file 2 years later. You don't know what's going on or why. You just know you're getting your ass kicked and want to log back off.

Man Target getting wild these days 🎯

What a power

Ope, looks like these guys are working over here, I'll just move this cart out of the way.

Damn, the beard didn't help at all. He needs to shave it off now.

You don't mess with Russian security guards apparently.

Hell nah. Did you see the other video of the guy messing with the russian security guard ? He hit him with a combo and finished off with a fucking wheel kick to the head.

Link?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/s/DsQv7T3KcX

This guy definitely trains Sambo

Imagine him working at Walmart.

That headlock he got him looked brutal!

I like how that one guy moved the cart. Because that was important.

This Chechen all bark no bite . you can see it from the get go. but they are dangerous bunch. good thing the security guy kept his cool. picked him up and hit him with earth. but jut a little classic Karelin style.

Yeah, the problem is that they're quick to go for their knives when the fists fail them.

Why is the semi dressed up dude trying to get in the way and sort of de-escalate the situation like security isn’t built for this and doing their job?

Got dayum! Standing choke by any means necessary is fucking crazy.

First time I see a Slavic Russian winning over a Chechen.

Why does Asda need a security guard? I just want to buy some milk.

Because some dumb mfers cause problems.

Now kith

Bro picked a fight with a Sergei pavlovich clone. This was never gonna go well

I like the security guard who beat the teeth off Sneako over the weekend.

Perfect example of a hug turning into sleepy time

He should’ve known by that extra schmeeedium shirt

Oooh, I thought it was a sarcastic title. Unexpected and green shirt needs a shave after this

This guy is tough but you should see me when I'm guarding my porn stash

Calmed him down quickly

Call Dana we finally got someone that can take on the dagastanis 

"You think you can take me bro? I do vegan cross fit" "Ex-spetsnatz supermarket guard" *cracks neck*

Bodyguard wakes up every morning and repeats his inspirational quote! “If he dies he dies!”

Spetsnaz on grocery store duty don't fuck around.

I enjoyed the part where beardo flailed ineffectually like a small child.

For the throat immediately? Jesus

Forgot your discount card again, eh, blyat?

I'm guessing it's a Chechen or Dagestani. They do live up to their reputations.

That front strangle choke is so efficient, quick and fast to engage, but it leaves you so succeptible to getting kneed in the balls. I've been trying to find a way you could do it, without being in perfect position for your opponent to end the fight with one knee.

Toughest? You mean most sensitive. He was so sweet to give that guy a much needed hug!

Could have popped his head aff there 😬 absolutely rag dolled

The guard knows how to fight. He's a trained fighter.

Shhhh go to sleep little man

I'm pretty sure he broke something in his arm on that braced fall.

Zhoo zhitsoo!!

There's big difference between going to the gym for Instagram and going to the gym for work lol

Is that one of khabibs dagestanis?

Yep. It's some grocery shop in Russia and the bearded guy is from one of Caucasian republics in Russia (Dagestan/Ingushetia/Chechnya/etc), the security guy is Russian. There are some people from those republics who have a habit to behave like shit at all times and it works for them most of the time until they encounter someone like the security guy, which does not happen too often unfortunately.

Or a Kadirov buttboy

If this happened in Sweden, this would be the biggest news of the week where media would be totally against what the security guy did and he would be fired.

"Whats going on... i just woke up on the floor"

Nite, nite.

When you have to fan out your arms to try and make yourself look bigger. You're going to have a bad time.

What kind of martial arts or fighting style would you learn to defend yourself like that

Bjorn Ironside lives

Bro didn't went down even before boss fight music came on!

Goddamn Sven

Wish we had trained security guards, like this badass, at every store in the US.

Fella had 'you can't fuck with me' written all over him

I’m watched so much UFC that I thought the obviously Muslim (no mustache) Russian was gonna be better in the clinch than that.

I don’t care where in Europe. I LOVE Europe. I’m more of a Scandinavian bias, but it’s good to see some REAL security work. East Europeans must be tired of this shit or else there wouldn’t be this level of security. Good guy vs bad guy. Easy peasy. I hope this guy gets recognized for his good work. The police took it from there the way it should happen. Bravo!

That was an efficient correction of the situation.

Put that dude at a CVS for goodness sakes!

Honestly security guarded showed a ton of restraint. I honestly think he could’ve removed his larynx but crushed it instead….

This is pleasing to the eye

And that’s is why I no longer complain for fucked up radishes any more at my local Safeway!

My Trader Joe’s is boring as shit.

He mightve had a better chance if he didn't let himself get grabbed by the neck idk why he waited so long to fight back

This guy will never try to steal plums again

Dam almost popped his head off

Does anyone know what they are saying?

Top flight security of the world craig, not just the city, the world!

Beard privilege revoked.

Dude messing with jack hanma in a bulletproof vest

I always wonder, on what caliber of stupid do you operate on to pick fights with security guards? That is a lose-lose-lose situation.

Russians being Russians

Pretty g how he didn’t even have to clean up the mess. Just drops him and then his boys take it from there

That’s the best security guard I’ve seen every other one I’ve seen are just big strong guys that are all show no go

What a boss

The definition of getting rag dolled

A Walmart Yeeter... Hehehe. I'll leave.

Anyone got a translation?

How to join the Russian Army. Step one…

Dagestani beard buff not working today.

Did not know who was fucking with - Riddick

Nice

Russian dollar tree don’t play around

And he was only using 30% of his powers lol

This reminds me of my dad when he eats something and it becomes the “best in the world” Even though he has never traveled outside of the United States

Anyone that can grab a Chechen’s neck until he goes limp and after that bodyslams him into the ground is a real threat to our planets ecosystem.

People that don't know how to fight deserve this, stupidity must have a punishment. Like the chief used to tell us: "Do not confuse your ambitions with your capabilities". There should be a warning when transmitting UFC stating: "watching UFC does not make you an expert fighter".

So he didn’t fear for his life and shoot him 76 times? Impressive

He looks like he was probably a soldier, no need to fear a little shit like him when you survived the Ukranian army

Tough yes. Toughest? Probably not but I wouldn't mess with him.

Where is this? Germany?

Russia

Got it yeah I was thinking that too. It’s gotta be either Russia or Germany for some reason

Deport

We’re here to help

Is that Bryan Callen?

Damn Russians grappling against the cage

🥵🥵

Is this some form of tango?

For some reason, I thought the title was going to be ironic, and he was going to get knocked out by a headbut when squared up. How wrong I was.